Unknown P.O.V

All my life, I didn't see my death coming by a woman's hands. I was what you'd expect from a sinner. I committed every cardinal sin possible. I murdered, I lied, I cheated, I manipulated and caused plenty of suicides. Now. I lay in my office. Bullet in my head and the woman I thought I loved. Making out with my bodyguard.

My life was over. Hell awaited me.

Landing In Hell

I would see suffering for my sins come to fruition and, honestly, I deserved every second. Call it killers remorse. Call it selfishness. I call it regret for my life choices and the wrongs I had committed. Landing in the middle of a war zone, however. This is what I was not expecting when I landed on the ground from the pentagram in the sky. Demons from hell and what I assumed were the lord's angels, had the demons running for their lives from the white-winged monstrosities that bared down on them like a bear on its next meal of fish.

Deciding I needed to get into cover when one of the angels spotted me. I made like a cheetah. Running for my now new life while diving into a dumpster in the alley I had ducked into. I was Lucky, I had turned the corner into the alley at the right time when I dived into the said dumpster. Making the hunter lose its line of sight on me.

Once I felt I was safe. I jumped out of the garbage container and crouched down next to the side of the dumpster. I'd noticed some of the angels themselves had been slaughtered. Grabbing the first thing for a weapon that I could get my claws on. I kept on my guard while walking out of the alleyway.

The sight before me nearly made me hurl. I was known for killing people when I was alive. But this, this was a whole new level of sick in the head. Denizens and angels. Broken and bloody bodies. Dead, dismembered and guts spilling from their bodies.

Gunshots rang out and, it told me all I needed to know. When the angels found me again this time. I stood my ground. When the first one raised its shotgun at me. I grabbed ahold of the gun, twisted myself around and hit the pure being with an elbow to the jaw and shook their gun loose from its grasp. Once I had the holy gun in my hand and cocking the gun, I pointed it straight at the angels and blew their heads off. Each shot for every angel stupid enough to charge me.

It went well until I heard the one sound that made my skin go as white as a sheet. The gun was clicking. It was out of holy shells. The angels were bearing down on me. This was it. I'd only just arrived. Now I was going to be gone forever this time.

BONG, BONG, BONG

I open my eyes to see that the angels were now flying upwards towards the pentagram through a holy portal in the sky. Followed by the fireworks that had soon followed their departure. Once they'd gone. I stood with the gun rested against my shoulder. How the fuck, had I survived that shit show?!

I now saw every denizen, who were now opening their windows and many other things. Start to come out of the woodwork and begin their day as usual. Almost like the angels hadn't been to kill them at all. If this happened on earth. There would be a similar war going on. Only the world would rebuild after and mourn the lost. These things, seemed like they didn't give a damn about those they had lost. It made me sick. How could these things be so heartless? Then again, he slapped his forehead in realisation. He was in hell, who would give a fuck about these things dying.

"I best go find out what there is to do here and find a place to rest my head before I end up being some demon's plaything."

I say to myself with disgust in my tone. Actions moving my feet. I begin to walk. with no particular location in mind and shotgun held in my jacket. It was time to explore my new homeworld.

Somewhere in Pentagram City

A bar, what an unsurprising place to find here in Hell. My throat was parched and a drink would go down nicely right now. Especially after surviving that shit show earlier.

Bar

Walking into the place and finding it crawling with all sorts of monstrosities, it made me ill. I had to find a way to the bar and order myself a drink, without drawing attention to myself. Making my way over to the counter and blowing my snow-white hair out of my eyes. I catch the attention of the barmaid and place my order for the strongest drink they had.

While waiting for my drink, I begin to scan the bar room. Hookers, druggies and their dealers. You name it, they were here in this very establishment. Denizens fighting in the back, drunk demons chatting up the females. Just your typical sleaze bar.

"Here ya go cutie, one Satan's special shine. Enjoy."

The demon that had served me was surprisingly nice. Only thing was, I had caught the flirting in her look my way. I smile at her and I begin to take a sip of my drink. It wasn't that she was bad looking. I'd fuck her on the bar if given the chance. That aside, my attention is caught by the TVs and what looks like a hotel being advertised. How the hell, did this girl, no, woman, come up with an idea to home maniacs and rehabilitate them, just so they could go to Heaven?

With my interest piqued further by this 'Happy Hotel'. I leave the bar after downing my drink and proceeding to head for the door. Only to be blocked off by one of the drunk demons. Oh great.

"So you're the new guy who survived the purge earlier this morning. You don't look like much new guy. Tell me, how did a schmuck like you, survive the cleansing when others are dead and having their body parts sold on the black market?!"

I sigh heavily and try to move around the demon, only for the burly thing to continue to annoy me and keep on blocking my exit. He was persistent, I'll give him that.

"I asked you a question fucker, how did you, survive the purge!?"

The behemoth was getting madder, perfect. In a few short moments, I would reach for the holy weapon in my jacket and blow this assholes head clean off its ugly shoulders. Well, the thing didn't know the gun was empty, another advantage to me. Deciding I'd had enough. I try to walk away again. This time, the thing grabbed me and spun me around roughly. Only to have a holy shotgun pointed right between his eyes the moment I spun to face him. Seeing the look of fear on someone who was used to doing the intimidating and pretending to be tough, look so weak. It amused me to see the thing back up with his hands up and allowed me to exit. making me smirk.

"Thanks, friend. Also, change your pants, I can smell the shit you were spewing from both ends from here."

All the demons in the establishment burst out laughing, causing the demon to hide in embarrassment. Once through the door, I place the gun back in my jacket and set off for this 'Happy Hotel' that was the source of ridicule on the news.

Later That Day

Spotting the neon sign flashing out the words 'Hazbin Hotel', my mind told me I was in the right area and the right place. Taking a breath. I begin my walk towards the old house which was now a hotel.

I had no idea what I was getting into. What if it was like the bar down the street I'd just been in. No, Snow, don't think like that. That's my name by the way, sorry I didn't introduce myself sooner. Angels can be real cunts about new demons in hell when it comes to this purge thing. Walking along the path. Something about this place spelt out it was a haven for newly arrived demons.

Arriving at the front door, I hesitate for a second. Why couldn't I just knock on the door and get myself settled in? Why was I all of a sudden feeling uneasy about this place? Whatever it was. It was soon quelled when I came face to face with the cutest thing I had ever seen in my new existence.

She hadn't seen me until she was face to face with me. She was just exiting the hotel when we accidentally came nose to nose. This one thing caused us both to back up in embarrassment. Damn it, Snow. She was just as equally flustered at the sudden contact.

When I caught my voice, I spoke clearly.

"Hi, um, I've come to stay here at this establishment, is it open now or should I come back later?"

The smile nearly cracked the woman's face and her eyes sparkled in happiness, damn, why was she so cute? It was so adorable and, probably contagious.

"WELCOME TO THE HAPPY HOTEL, NEW GUEST!"

This would be fun...this is Snow, signing off for now.