Chapter 1

Hi! I'm Jackie Forman. I was born to Kitty and Red Forman and I have two siblings: Eric and Laurie. Eric is a total idiot even though he was born a whole year before me I swear it's like he's missing a part of his brain or something. And Laurie, don't get me started on her. On the one hand, she's the person who taught me how to put in a tampon and I talk to her about everything but on the other hand, she also isn't very bright...

I mean I know I'm the favorite. Not in like a mean or stuck up way it's just that I'm just the youngest, I get really good grades, I'm a cheerleader AND I'm not a slut. I always get special treatment and no matter what, my parents always take my side, even when in retrospect I was probably in the wrong. So when I started hanging around Eric and his "dumbass" friends, my parents didn't really take a liking.