It was a cold a dreary night when Voldemort broke into the potter's house in godric's hallow. The sound of two babies cries could be heard throughout the house.

"Shhh" cried the mother "we have to escape!"

"Too late" said voldemort, then there was a flash of green and Lily Evans was dead.

"Waaahhh" cried the black haired twins in sync.

"Bloody children" said Voldimort raising his wand. A flash of green flashed in the room, but it went wrong. "CURSE YOUUUuuu" shouted Voldemot, as his body crumbled to dust.

Ebony Potters right eye had turned Avada green, the pupil becoming lightning bolt shaped. At the same time a bit of the roof fell and gave Harry potter a lightning bolt shaped cut on his forehead. A dark mist of dark magic briefly surrounded them both before seemingly being absorbed into them.

The children continued to cry, even as Snape ran into the children's bedroom and held their mother's dead body and cried.

"Waaaahhh" cried the children. Sanape paid them no mind and continued to sob. And then, he left. 2 hours later, some wizards came and took the children - Harry and Ebony Potter. Dumbledore left them on their aunt's steps because that was a sane decision.

Years later, Ebony and Harry could do kid things. One such kid thing Ebony Corone Potter wood do is play minecraft in 1990. It was secret of course, as such a game was only meant for Dudley Dursley who complained about how he needed a new and exciting game. His parents, loving him and only him, then forked over thousands upon thousands of USD for the game from it's creator, Hatsune Miku.

Anyway, Ebony didn't give a shit about authority, so she consistently tricked Harry into running interference and broke into the computer room and played away on Minecraft, 1990 edition.

That's when Ebony Corone Potter met him, Gregory Miku.

Gregory also had minecraft 1990 edition, gifted to him from the game's creator Hatsune Miku because he is the second heir to house Miku. His older more popular brother Jack Miku had got a copy first and hogged it cause he's a dumb butt-head, but Gregory still got to play some so he was super good at minecraft 1990 edition.

Gregory Miku also gave his child friend Sakura Yuuki Yuri Malfoy-Weasley a copy. Sakura was born when Molly Weasley had an affair with Luscious Malfoy, which gave her sakura petal pink hair, which is why she was named Sakura. It was snowing on their first date where they went ice skating so they decided to make her middle names Yuki Yuri.

Molly managed to convince Arthur that he just got her being pregnant confused with one of the other 7 times and hid Sakura by sending her to Japan. In japan Sakura became a black belt in a whole bunch of different martial arts styles, but she still hung out with Gregory even though he was only a brown belt in karate and they became best friends.

Gregory had an emo cat boy minecraft skin, and knew that his best friend had a catgirl skin so they wood match, but it turns out Ebony also had one, and her minecraft name was xXxDarkLordPinkypieXxX (A/N: woodnt that B the COOLEST minecraft name? I wanted it but my dum brother made me change it cuz we have to share an account. stupid jack), and Sakura had pink hair so he thought Ebnoy was Sakura Yuki Yuuri Malfoy-Weasley.

Gregory blushed as he messaged xXxDarkLordPinkypieXxX, "hey xXxDarkLordPinkypieXxX i was wondering if maybe... u'd be my minecraft girlfriend? (/)" he typed.

Ebiny blushed, nobodied ever asked to be her boyfriend before! And L0RD_M1KU_C4T5T0R (A/N: stupid jack aslo woodn't let me have this name :( ) had a super cute nekoboy skin! She blushed "o-okie! :3 p-pwease be gentle UwU" she didn't know what that meant, but it sounded cute.

Gregory smiled and started blushing and replied "i luv you xXxDarkLordPinkypieXxX, do you want sum diamonds ;)"

Ebony blushed back and smiled, this must be true love."thx 3" she responded.

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Gregory POV:

Months later, at hogwars, Gregory walked down the hall. It was a long hall. But Gregory didn't mind. As he walked, he came across his older, cooler, but butt faced brother.

"Hi brother" said Jack.

"Hi Jack" said Gregory. Gregory hated Jack, because Jack was always trying to steal his women from him like an asshole. "I hate you." said Gregory.

"Haha I love you too baby brother" said Jack, like an asshole. They then stared at each other, silently daring the other to move. Suddenly, Jack moved his arms up into a T shape to assert his dominance. Gregory did the same in retaliation. They then walked by each other, as if this conversation never happened.\

Gregory then walked into the dining hall and looked around for Sakura. It didn't take him long to find his friend, as she had the brightest hair in the whole room, and managed to convince dumbeldore to let her wear a japanese uniform in her house colors (griffindor) because she beat him in an arm wrestling competition. He waved to her, and she stood up and ran over, buttered toast in her mouth.

Before she could reach him though, Ebony stepped into his field of view.

"H-hewwo. You're L0RD_M1KU_C4T5T0R, right? I-I'm xXxDarkLordPunkypieXxX, y-you're minecraft g-girlfriend"

Gregory took a double take at that. Sure, this goth girl was super cute, but he was definitely sure he asked out Sakura!

Calm down, Gregory thought to himself. Let's just clear this up.

"Nani" Gregory said aloud.

"I-I'm your Minecraft girlfriend, (´･ω･`)" Ebony replied.

How did she say that with her mouth? Gregory thought. "Oh I get it!" Gregory said. "Your my….. Minecraft girlfriend." I can break up with her in minecraft later, Gregory thought. "So uh, be seeing you, uh, minecraft girlfriend UwU"

"O-okay! See you, L0RD_M1KU_C4T5T0R!" Ebony said.

"Bye!" Gregory replied.

Gregory walked away from Ebony, and over to Skaura who still had toast sticking out her mouth.

"Who was that?" asked Sakura, finishing her toast.

"That was some girl from a minecratt server I play on." Gregory replied.

"Oh I see! Hey do you wanna play tonight? I got, like, three stacks of iron now so I'm ready to take on the world!" Sakura boasted.

Gregory laughed at his child hood friend's antics. "Perfect! Let's do it!"

"Quiet everyone! I'm gonna give a speech!" Dumbledor shouted, "Nitwit! Muggle! Oddball! Tweak!, that is all, Minevra you can sort the students now."

Minerva Mcgongall had a really tight bun and stern face that made her look mean, but gregory knew she was actually really nice. She brought the sorting hat to a stool in the middle of the room so everybody could stare at the new 1st years. She called a bunch of names that didnt really matter but then she got to the P's.

"Potter, Harry" she called, and everyobody whispered excitedly as he walked to the hat. A lot of them mentioned that he was weirdly small, though he was the same heiht as the girl he was with before he walked to the hat. (A/N: their really small because the durslys starved them). Gregory was lost in thought as the hat hemmed and hawed over where to put the boy who lived. Why had the boy who lived been holding hands with his minecraft girlfriend? Sure, he was gonna break up with her, but she didn't know that! And that doesnt mean she can cheat on him!

"GRYFFINDOOR!" the hat shouted, to nobodys suprise, and Gregory had to shake off his thoughts to begrudgingly clap for the boy who cheated with his minecraft girlfriend, even if he did defeat voldymort.

"Potter, Ebony!" Mcgonagal called out and everybody gasped. The boy who lived had a twin!? Gregory was especially shocked, his minecraft girlfriend was famous! He felt bad about assuming she cheated, and resolved to apologize later in minecraft.

The petite girl with snow white skin and minecraft obsidian black hair covering one eye shyly walked up to the sorting hat. Her visible eye was dark as night, and seemed to have untold depths of sadness behind it, but also showed fiery determination to be the best.

The hat barely touched her head before shouting "SLYTHERIN!"

Everybody gasped.

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A/N: thats chapter 1! Please let me know what you think and give me lots of favorites and reviews! :3

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