One day Phoenix Wright ace piano player/lawer + hobo was at the Write Anything Agecny dranking grape juitse when suddenly his daughter Trucy run in.

"Daddy Nirvana is on tv LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK" and she threw the television at him.

"Hello ladies and gentlemen," said the television. "Hank Urman here for Channel 12 news, anyway as you can tell from the background behind me im in the studio NOT outside" he started sweating

Huh, thought phonics. thats true he has a background behind him, weird

"A-anyway," continued the anchorman "Nirvana aka the greatest band EVER is in downtown California today to film a comerical for the new supermarket thats just opened. lets go to Dewey Schbagge on the scene"

"thanks hank" said the douche. "As you can see the crew is still setting up for what will undoubtably proof to be the most monumental supermaket commerical EVER in the history of our great state. im pretty excited myself."

"true that, dewey" luagh hank and he wank sexully at the camera

trucy started throwin shit everywhere "Datty take me to see Nirvana now TAKE ME TO SEE NIRVANA NOOWWWWWW"

"okay okay calm down" phenix chuckled. nobody ever sed taht being a father would be easy. specially when yor daughter has autism and is also the love child of your evil collage girlfriend dahlia hawtsorne whoops spoilers

"lets bring apollo" said trucy "APOLLO GET IN HERE"

Apollo Justicks walked in holdin some forged evidence "Hi guys, i've just been doing my lawer pratice for the day by forging evidance, just like mr wright told me, see?"

"You call this forged evidence" say Phinks and he SLAP it to the groun "its SHIT is what it is, the second you present that trash in court the judge will see its fake and you'll be disbarred"

"im so sorry for failing you sir" apollo whimpered "ill do better."

"your a disgrace" say Pheniox "thay should call you Apallo Sucktits becuase you suck so damn much. i should have never takin you in off the streets" and he spat blood on apolo "pax your bags and get out!"

"NOOOOOO you cant get rid of him we need him to drive us places" said truce "he's basically our butler"

"hmmm ok but your on thin ice pal start forgin better" said phionix and then they got in apollo's car and he drove them to Nirvana