A large BOOM is heard from where Dave, Dirk, Aradia and Sollux are standing. Well, everyone most likely heard it but still we are focusing on them because they are the closest.

SOLLUX: what the fuck wa2 that?

ARADIA: i don't know should we check it out?

DIRK: I'm 100% we should check that out, it sounded like and explosion.

SOLLUX: no fucking 2hit dirk, i wa2 talking about-

DAVE: ok dude less sass more moving to the cause of that ear killing sound causer.

DAVE: shit that sounded better in my head.

Sollux, Aradia, Dirk and Dave went to whatever caused that deafening sound and no surprise it was an explosion. The crater was surprisingly small and it also had a small object in it. They didn't really care at first since they had seen weirder things than very small objects causing extremely large explosion noises. Dave then jumped down in the hole to get the object out.

ARADIA: if whatever is down there kills you can I plan your funeral dave?

DAVE: ya you can go ham on that make it the most fire funeral ever.

The hole was deep even though it was small. Dave climbed down and found the object. This said object was an hourglass with three buttons on it and an analog timer on it.

DAVE: yo I got the shit that fell from the sky!

DIRK: Ya? What is it?

DAVE: a dumb looking hourglass with a bunch of fucking buttons and a fucking timer of all things

DAVE: weird as shit I wonder where this shit came from

My clock isn't fucking dumb looking that asshole.

Don't interrupt the story more then you already have Border.

I mean, Dave turns the mysterious object over and sees that it has a message at the back. Dave then starts to read this message to the others.

DAVE: it says "congrats to you fuckasses you won sburb or some bullshit like that i have become so incredibly bored that i have decided to give you one of my shitty toys for you all to play with as you please" it's from someone named Border.

That's me! He said my name!

STOP THAT FOR THE LAST TIME BORDER!

SOLLUX: do you guy2 hear that or not?

DAVE: hear what dude?

DIRK: I don't hear shit other than us.

SOLLUX:aradiia do you hear two people arguing?

ARADIA: i actually do but for me they very quiet and faint i just realized that they were there actually.

SOLLUX: lucky you for me iit 2ound2 liike they're fuckiing screamiing.

SHIT. Can they hear us?!

Most likely they did say they heard two people arguing and remember they used to hear the voices of the doomed?

SOLLUX: damn iit let's ju2t tune iit out but they are annoyiing a2 2hiit iif iit count2.

ARADIA: sure let's do that.

WELL FUCK YOU TOO.

Border stop or I will make you.

Fine.

As I was about to say Dirk and Dave gave Sollux and Aradia a weird look but they had to stop that weird look in the moment because something unexpected happened.

Hourglass: like shiT This is unexpecTed like everyone and no one expecTed This bullshiT.

DAVE: wow what the fuck?!

Dave drops the very rude hourglass on the floor of the hole. Surprisingly it didn't break instead cussing that it hurt. Even though it was being a baby because hourglasses don't feel pain.

What happened to don't interrupt?

Shut the fuck Border and let me do my job.

Hourglass: HOURGLASSES CAN FEEL PAIN YOU ASSHOLES AND YOU KNOW It YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES I BEt YOU'RE FUCKING LAUGHING RIGHt?! WELL FUCK YOU tO!

DAVE: geez sorry for dropping you dude did it hurt that much?

Hourglass: i'm noT Talking To you buT ya apology accepTed or some shiT.

DAVE: ok everyone is confused me with this voice talk am i the only one?

DIRK: Nah, I'm in the dark too.

DAVE: is it gonna a thing to just leave the strider's in the dark? shameful

DIRK: Yep, extremely shameful.

Ok I'm officially tired of this shit wanna just leave it here and continue this fourth wall breaking adventure another date?

People will be mad or something but sure why not "to be continue" the goddam prologue.

To be continued..?