Ghira Belladonna was having a nice day in Menagerie. Blake was home safe and sound, and even picked up a girlfriend in the process. Despite Kali being sad that they won't get grandbabies, Ghira was still deciding if he felt the same way about Yang that he did for Sun Wukong. The mere thought of the annoying monkey faunus made the chieftain's eye twitch. But that question was to be answered tonight. Because Yang was having dinner with them.
"So sweetie, how was your travel here?" Ghira asked. Blake gave a short hum and finished chewing.
"It went fine, Dad. The ship didn't get attacked by Grimm this time." Blake informed him.
Kali nodded "That's good." She noted and Ghira hummed in agreement.
"So, Mr. Belladonna, can I speak to you in private later tonight?" Yang asked.
"Of course Yang. And its Ghira, not Mr. Belladonna." He responded. Yang flashed him a thumbs up.
"Sure thing, Ghira!" She agreed with a smile.
Dinner came and went, and Ghira soon found himself in the back porch with Yang. "Ghira, I'm going to Yang your daughter." She told him.
Ghira wasn't exactly as young as he was before in his time in the White Fang. "Sorry, I didn't get that?" He replied. A smile grew on Yang's face.
"I'm going to Yang Blake." She chirped. Ghira's brow furrowed and her grin only grew. She now laced her fingers together and moved the heels of her palms together "I'm going to Yang your daughter Blake." She told him.
"Yang!" The woman in question called her girlfriend. Yang patted Ghira's shoulder with her non-mechanical arm as she passed him to the door.
"Gotta go, bye!" She told him.
That night, Ghira tossed and turned - unable to sleep for some reason. At one point he had an epiphany that caused him to wake up in the middle of the night. The moment he tried to figure out what happened, it slipped away.
It was only that next morning at breakfast that Ghira remembered what he realized at 2:43 am last night. It hit him like a lightning bolt.
"YANG XIAO LONG I WILL MURDER YOU AND FEED YOU TO THE GRIMM!" He howled, startling Kali who jumped and hurled her teapot at a wall as she walked by.
Unfortunatly, Yang and Blake were out doing Huntress things and therefore Ghira could not act on his words at that moment.
He paused as Kali gathered the spilled tea cups. Then added "BLAKE BELLADONNA YOU ARE GROUNDED UNTIL THE MOON PIECES ITSELF BACK TOGETHER!" His roar causing poor Kali to flinch and react by hurling the cup in her hands right at Ghira.
The end.
If this story gets 6 reviews I'll consider posting my ultimate shitpost of a story called "Go Go Bumblebee!" Which is a giant joke based on a converstaion about Bumblebee being the name of a ship, Yang's bike, and Yang and Blake's partner move that I had on a random Discord server a few years back.