A Christmas Story: Caillou Style
It was a snowy morning, Caillou was having a dream about Cristmas, he was jonesing for the ultimate video game system collection with large screen tv/vcr/dvd/dvr combo.
Caillou and Rosie woke up and got dressed, Caillou was forever 4, Rosie was forever 2.
Caillou's Mom was making coffee for her and Caillou's Dad.
"Good Morning, Mommy; Good Morning, Daddy" said Caillou with a smile.
Caillou's Dad put Rosie in her high chair, and they all had breakfast.
Caillou and Rosie had cereal, toast and Hot Chocolate.
it was 17 degrees out, Caillou's Dad brought in wood for the fire.
"What would you like for Christmas?" Asked Caillou's Mom.
"I want the ultimate video game system collection with large screen tv/vcr/dvd/dvr combo"said Caillou.
Caillou was the only one that went to school.
Caillou's Dad drove Caillou to school.
Caillou walked into his classroom and sat down on the floor with his classmates.
Rosie was at home watching her DVDs.
Caillou and his friends were at recess, they were playing in the snow having fun.
The bell rang and Caillou and his friends returned to the classroom safely.
Miss Martin gave them an assignment to write a theme of what they wanted for Christmas.
Caillou's Dad drove Caillou home.
Caillou sent out for the Kellogg's Corn Flakes decoder pin.
Caillou's Dad was excited because he won a nobel peace prize, a lamp that looked like a leg.
At dinnertime, Caillou and his family had spaghetti, Rosie ate like a big girl and Caillou ate like a big boy.
The prize Caillou's Dad won game.
Caillou got a jack and hammer for his dad.
"Fra-Gee-Lay; it must be italian" said Caillou's Dad.
"I think it says fragile, honey" said Caillou's Mom.
"IT's a leg" said Caillou's Dad.
"This is really a lamp" said Caillou's Dad.
Caillou's Dad went out to the yard while Caillou's Mom plugged in the lamp.
Caillou's Mom turned on the lamp.
Caillou's Dad and his friends loved the lamp that he won.
Caillou and Rosie watched game shows until it was time for bed.
The next day, Caillou's Dad drove Caillou to school, Caillou turned his homework assignment to Miss Martin then sat down on the floor.
Caillou and his friends were at recess, they were playing in the snow having fun.
The bell rang and Caillou and his friends returned to the classroom safely.
Caillou's Dad drove Caillou home.
It was night, Caillou's family was getting ready to go Christmas Tree shopping.
Caillou's Mom remembered, she forgot to turn off the lamp.
"If we don't hurry, we're going to miss the good trees". said Caillou's Dad.
Everyone got in the car and went to the Christmas tree stand.
The Christmas tree salesman tied the Christmas tree to the roof of the car
As they traveled home, they sang "Jingle Bells" and did ajoke on it, and all of a sudden a tire on the car blew.
"4 minutes, time me" said Caillou's Dad.
Caillou's Dad found a spare tire in the trunk of the car.
"Caillou, why don't you go help your Daddy?" said Caillou's Mom.
"Really? Can I?" asked Caillou"
"Yes, watch the traffic" said Caillou's Mom
Caillou got out of the car to help his daddy change the tire on his car.
"What are you doing here" asked Caillou's Dad.
"Mommy said I should help" said Caillou.
Caillou and his daddy fixed the tire and the bolts were still in the hubcap, and Caillou's Dad accidentaly spilled them, then they were gone.
"Oh Fudge!" said Caillou.
Caillou was scared and upset with himself, but he really did say "Fudge".
"You said "Oh Fudge!", Caillou" no big deal" said Caillou's Dad.
Caillou and his daddy gathered up all the bolts and put the hubcap back on the wheel and screwed it up tightly.
Caillou got in the car, he was still scared and upset with himself, but he really did say "Fudge".
"Everything Go All Right?" asked Caillou's Mom.
Caillou's Dad out the flat tire in the trunk and got in the car.
"3 Minutes" said Caillou's Mom.
"You said Oh Fudge!, Caillou No Worries" said Caillou's Mom.
As Caillou's family drove home Caillou and Rosie stayed quiet.
Caillou and Rosie went to bed.
Caillou had a dream of being the ultimate video game champion.
The next day, Caillou's Dad drove Caillou to school, Caillou turned his present he got for Miss Martin then sat down on the floor.
Caillou and his friends were at recess, they were playing in the snow having fun.
The bell rang and Caillou and his friends returned to the classroom safely.
Caillou's Dad drove Caillou home, Caillou got his corn flakes decoder pin.
Caillou read his paper he got with the decoder pin.
Caillou used his decoder pin ot write thesecret message which was "BESURE TO EAT YOUR CORN FLAKES"
"A crummy commercial" said Caillou.
"Holy cow" said Caillou.
Caillou's Dad gave rosie a bath.
Caillou's Mom watered her plants and accidentally broke the lamp
"What Broke?" asked Caillou's Dad.
"I don't know, I was watering my plant and I broke your lamp" said Caillou's Mom.
"Don't you touch that, you were always jealous of this lamp" said Caillou's Dad.
"Jealous of a plastic lamp" said Caillou's Mom.
"Jealous, Jealous because I won" said Caillou's Dad.
"That's ridiculous! Jealous? Jealous of what?! That is... the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!" yelled Caillou's Mom.
Caillou's Parents were fighting over the broken lamp
"Get the glue" said Caillou's Dad.
"We're out of glue" said Caillou's Mom.
"You used up all the glue on purpose!" yelled Caillou's Dad.
Caillou's Parents continued fighting over the broken lamp.
Caillou's Dad tried to fix it but it broke.
Caillou's Dad threw the lamp out for trash.
The next day, Caillou's Dad drove Caillou to school, Caillou turned his present he got for Miss Martin then sat down on the floor.
Caillou and his friends were at recess, they were playing in the snow having fun.
The bell rang and Caillou and his friends returned to the classroom safely.
Caillou's Dad drove Caillou home.
Caillou's parents took Caillou and Rosie to the mall to see Santa.
They met santa at Boscov's.
Rosie and Caillou told Santawhat they wanted for Christmas.
Rosie wanted Jem dolls and Barbie dolls.
Caillou wanted Tranformers and the ultimate video game system collection with large screen tv/vcr/dvd/dvr combo with 2 VCRs and 2 DVD Recorders.
Caillou's family had dinner at Johnny Rockets then did last minute Christmas shopping.
Caillou's family went home and decorated the tree.
it was 10 pm, Caillou and Rosie went to bed.
The next morning was Christmas, Caillou and Rosie woke up.
Caillou's parents woke up and they were at the Christmas tree.
Cailluo gave Rosie a present, she opened it, it was an ultimate Jem collecton.
The family opened their presents and got what they wanted.
Caillou tried on the present that Caillou's Dad's friend got him, it was a pink bunny.
Rosie opened her present it was the ultimate Barbie collection.
Caillou's parents drank coffee.
Caillou found his present he was jonesing; Caillou's Dad hooked it all up.
all the wrapping paper was burnt in the fire as well as the cardboard.
The turkey was ruined because Caillou's Dad burnt the turkey.
Caillou's parents fought over the Christmas dinner.
"Everybody upstairs, get dressed; we're going out to eat" said Caillou's Dad.
they were at an italian restaurant.
The waiters were singing Christmas carols.
The people brought food and it was an italian turkey dinner.
they had Italian Turkey, italian rice, italian cranberry sauce and italian vegetables.
Back at home, Caillou's parents watched the snow and Caillou and Rosie were fast asleep and awaiting next Christmas
THE END