NOTE THIS IS A PREQUEL TO JÄGER AND ELA GO TO RAMRANCH,THIS EXPLAINS BLITZ'S MOTIVES TO DARE JÄGER AND ELA TO GO TO RAMRANCH
PLUS A FANFICTION THAT IQ WROTE IN CHAPTER 2.
THEY DISCUSS THE FAN FIC AND OTHER THINGS IN THIS CHAPTER.
Today is finally the day that Monika (Iq) Weiss tells the "destiny" that Jäger and Ela should be sharing. She see's Elias (Blitz) Kötz arrive,She knew he would be the only one coming. Blitz was her closest friend,he would always listen to her obnoxious yet interesting opinions about Jäger and Ela being together. Everyone else didn't want to listen because she always said idiotic or erotic quotes when both are gone,for example,"Jäger and Ela would be great in bed!" Or "Do you think Ela can blow Jäger's cock?"."Iq". "Yes Lord Tachanka?". "Get a life for fuck's sake, no one wants to listen to you get horny over your fucking friends".
"Ok Monika why'd you call me over here, is it for some sauerkraut?" Iq sighs wondering when he will ever take stuff serious "Ok I'll get serious what's the heist plans?" "BLITZ I SWEAR T—" "Okay okay I'll get serious.Iq takes a file out of her suitcase containing a fanfiction." Blitz reads the fan fic, "really Iq?" "You called me over here to read a stupid fanfiction?" "I'm getting out of here" Iq thinks up a plan so messed up, that even Blitz will get offended,even though Blitz makes messed up jokes from time to time,he hates jokes and conversations about stuff I can't write here.
"Blitz, I'm going to tell you my plan about what we are about to do" "And that would be?" Iq tells Blitz the plan, Blitz is shocked at what he hears. "IQ WE CANT DO THAT, I DONT KNOW WHY IM FRIENDS WITH YOU,I CANT BELIEVE YOU THINK RAMRANCH EXIST AND JÄGER HAS FUCKING AUTISM, HE CANT HANDLE THAT SHIT." "It is look deeper in the file I gave you" Blitz finds the location of RAMRANCH deep in the file. " Jasper,Canada. Iq, where the hell did you find this?" "In Six's flies while he wasn't looking" "IQ WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, IF SIX FINDS OUT WE FUCKING SNUCK IN HIS FILES TO FIND A GAY RANCH JUST TO FULFILL YOUR FANTASIES, WE WILL BE DONE AS FRIENDS" "Blitz I'm asking you to do this I've already got everything ready" "THATS IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT, IM LEAVING" "wait" "what do you want bitc—" "I'll let you go on a date and fuck me if you do it"
Blitz is stunned at what he just heard, he is aroused yet confused."F-fine I'll fucking do it tomorrow only because you got me hard, I know you want daddy's cock" Iq smirks and chuckles at what Blitz says. "You better be prepared with 2 condoms and find a nice place tomorrow".
This section takes place during and after Jäger and Ela go to Ramranch
Tuesday May 29th 2018 Ramranch 6
Blitz and Iq are at a fancy restaurant dating as Iq promised.
"Wow Blitz I'm impressed that you so unsuspicious while talking to them, but go easy on me please for god's sake in a fucking virgin." "Was" Blitz and Iq enjoy their date and head back to their unit and have the best sex they ever had. They meet Bandit along the way and buy weed from him.
Tuesday June 5th 2018 Ramranch 7
A lot has happened the past week, Ela and Jäger got engaged (for some unknown reason), Ela won't talk to Blitz, Ela is pregnant, and Rainbow Team issued a raid at RAMRANCH because Ela and Jäger arrived 2 hours before the Raid started.Ela goes to the exact same room Iq held her meeting, finds the fan fic, and reads it along with Jäger. "THAT BITCH SET US UP AND GOT ME PREGNANT, I CANT BELIEVE I MADE BLITZ FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HIMSELF, IM GOING TO KILL THAT WHORE AFTER I HAVE MY CHILD" Iq witnesses the whole thing and gets caught and runs away.
Ela's face turns so red that it becomes #FF0000 red and cry's in Jäger chest.
Sad as it is our Chapter ends here but don't worry I have a suprise for you, the reader in Chapter