"Hey, Mr. Krabs, I have a question," said Spongebob.
"Lay it on me, lad!" Mr. Krabs guffawed.
"Right, uh… how big is a PENIS supposed to be?" Spongebob asked.
"Whip it out, boyo, it can't be that bad—SWEET NEPTUNE, IT'S HUMONGOUS!" Mr. Krabs said incredulously as he beheld the true size of Spongebob's holed chowder. He latched onto Spongebob's dick, sucking on it like a lollipop.
"Mr. Krabs, i-if you keep doing that, I'll cum!" Spongebob pleaded in pleasure.
"But, Spongebob, your dick tastes like just my fathers'… before he passed away. Oh well, back to sucking!" Mr. Krabs responded faithfully.
Mr. Krabs sucked on it harder and then blindfolded Spongebob and put him on a chair. "Don't worry, Spongy boy, it will only take a minute…" He whispered with a smooth voice.
Spongebob panicked. "Krabs, I don't want your hairy fuckin' crab ass touching a millimeter of my dong!"
Mr. Krabs licked his lips in anticipation and readied his buttocks. "Too late," he said.
The force of Mr. Krabs' ass made Spongebob so horny that he came inside Mr. Krabs with the horsepower of ten gigatrillion niggers. He later sold his seed to customers as soup.