One day John Phoenix was playing pattycake with his ucnle Phoeinx in the John Phoenix Everything Agency (Johnny forced Wright to change the name when he joined the office cuz he is a special boi) when all of a suddinly there was a phone call!
"Help," a human being inside the phwone said, "I'm being murderred and I need you to solve the mystery of my case."
"That would be pointless" repepliyed John Pheonix coldy, his teeth dripping with logic. "Cuz I alredy solved the case before you called, dumbass."
"Oooh I see your smart little boy you hired"
So John Phoenix locked Uncle Wright in the closet so he couldnt annoy him and set the office on fire and then he went to place of the murder. At the place he saw alllllll the bad people who ever lived.
"Tiem to interrorgate the witnesses with logic" said the John Phoenix man.
"Did you do it"
"No"
"Did you do it"
"No"
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"No"
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"No"
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"No"
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"No"
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"No"
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"No"
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"No"
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"No"
"Did you do it"
"Yes"
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"No"
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"No"
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Gumhsoe took the dead body and burned it in a box of acid cuz it was enviormentally friendly. "Looks like this crime is impossible pal, everybudy says they don't do it."
John Phoenix merely laughed. "You foolish idiot. The answer to this riddle is obvious!" And as punishmint for bbeing dumb John Phoenix lifted Gumshoe by the neck and dipped his feet in acid.
"Finding the true criminel was easy to me, John Phoenix," said John Phoenix. "Look cloesey at the testimony, ONE PERSON SAY THEY DID IT, WHO DAT PEROSN?"
FLASHBACK
"Did you do it"
"Yes"
FLASHBACK OVER
"It was YOU, Apollo Justice!" John Phgoeinx cried. "You killed the victim!"
"YEEEEEEEEEES I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!"
"You amlost got away with but you made two mistakes, one, JOHN PHOENIX, and two, you said that u did it."
Klavir cuffed Apolllo. "Why, Hurr Forehead?" asked the tearry eyed prosecutor. "I loved you." Klavier put Pollo in his motorsickle and then drove into the ocean and they both died.
And they lived happily ever after. Da end, bitches!