Summary: Levi tears every ship in AOT a new one.

Ch 1 Shipping

Now lets get started on this fucked up thing everyone calls shipping. While Attack on Titan is a serious show that rivals game of thrones for gore and brutality, the fans are anything but serious! I mean, have you looked at fanfiction and archive of our own? It is filled to the brim with stupid bullshit!

And to make matters worse, there are times that the so-called shipping wars can get really nasty, as if it's like the Kataang vs Zutara, or Makorra vs Korrasami. What the bloody fuck?! I thought you attack on titan fans held yourselves to a higher class. As classy as the crevet i wear all the time. At the moment, it's the Eremika vs Ereri, along with some smaller ships like Erehisu, or Eremin. There's also the Aruani, Sasha x potato OH MY GOD! DO NOT NEED TO SEE THAT!

Anyway, this shipping stuff is the result of people reading the manga and/or watching the anime and letting their imagination get the most of them. As an old asshole once told me "everyone needs something to be drunk on to keep themselves going." I suppose that implies to the fans as well. I always said i fought for humanity. But after going thru some of this shipping, I'm thinking of letting the titans devour all of us.