The narrator says.Coach and nick are trying to escape the woods.
Ellis gets possessed by shrek and goes missing.
He is seen praying to shrek everynight.
did shrek put him under his spell so they can have shrex?
Its still in the dark woods with loud wind sounds giving you the chills.
the song [o' sweet death] playing
[echoing footsteps]
Nick:hope we can get out before were "ogre soup.
Coach:Gotta keep quiet,He might hear you.
We can get out using a van.
They find a Abandoned van and use it to escape the woods.
nick whispering says:Yes!
while coach and nick are driving
coach:Man this is bout to get bag daddy sh*t.
(coach calls ellis)
Ellis cell phone rings,he picks up phone saying "shrek is love.
he's under shreks spell with glowing white eyes muttering shrek is love shrek is life.
ellis:he will make love to me tonight.
coach:Ah hell no boy!Shrek must be behind this.
The narrator in deep voice says:At the house in ellis room,Ellis is praying to shrek.
Then shrek slides in Ellis window saying,this is my swamp.
Coach says:I'm ready to kick some ogre @$$.
nick:me too so i can stop hearing ellis love over nonsense.
then the van dashes to ellis house with
[Adam west's batman theme]
Dun da dun Du nuh nah Batman!
Coach pulls out grenades while nick pulls out assault riffle
shrek turns around and says:This is my swamp,i will fill him with some lovin.
Coach with frown:Theres going be some biblical sh*t happening to you if you did that.
[He pulls out chainsaw]
shrek:I live in a swamp,i put up signs,im a terrifying ogre,WHY CANT I GET ANY PRIVACY HERE?
Shrek says:im just going have affair with ellis.
coach:you try that sh*t on him,you'll be wishing yo mother never met your father.
shrek:Get out me swamp rightnow.
coach buzzes chainsaw on shreks crotch
then shrek throws him flying
ellis comes out floating with a exorcist voice saying:i will destroy you.Then shrek will make love to me.
coach:now i aint effin around.
this used to be a nice neighborhood.
pulls chainsaw out. Vroom! vroom!
nick shoots and blasts grenades at shrek
BOOM BOOM!but didn't kill shrek
shrek says:You'll never win Stubborn jack @$$!
coach:Thats it,i aint effin around.
then ellis beats up coach with a bat violently
(wack wack)
coach is on ground crooked looking
ellis laughs sinisterly
Then coach im going to make a cheeseburger apocalypse.He lifts a burger up shouting
i have the power! [he man refrence]
then rains thousands of exploding burgers on shrek
[shrek screams like doing that almighty roar.]
Shrek explodes
Then nick says:its all ogre now,i don't have to put up with ellis shrek fantasies
then coach dances to Ymca lyrics in high soul voice while stretching his neck and arms
the end.