Intro/Writers rant:
Hi! I am the writer of this horrible overused idea!
*Enter what appears to be a hylain girl*
*Odd girl sighs* "Ok I'm done can we get this cringe over with? You haven't played Zelda for over a year! your gunna spell everything wrong and nobody will read this shi-" *Gets cut off by dashingly handsome writer*
*Writer (Me)* "Moon Shut up. As I was saying I am the writer. This is my OC. She is an elfling. Her story is completely different from Legend of Zelda but whatever. My fantasy.
*Moon Drop speaks* "Dude I'm serious. Stop now and save us both the stress and-"
*Me ignores my OC talking over her*
"So basically this is a heaven for you fanfiction writers. This isn't a novel, or some half finished story that will never be completed, You guys write the story by commenting down below!"
*Looks proud of this totally original idea*
*Moon facepalming in disappointment in me*
"Look. I know your the writer but nobody is going to read some sad nerdy 16 year olds Legend of Zelda fanfiction!"
*I wince*
"Thanks for the support. Anywhoozy that was the rant thingy. OH also. Nintendo. If I owned these characters? Link would get the girl. He doesn't. Therefore I don't own any Legend of Zelda Characters"
*Moon smirked*
"And you don't get the girl either"
*Me reaches for a flyswatter*
"Die"
Chapter One: Intro to the Show!
*Writer kicks down the door to a massive warehouse*
"Hah! This is exactly what I need! ELF!"
*Moon Drop enters tired of Writer on his ADHD*
"What."
*Writer bounceing up and down*
"Do the spell thingy! You know! The thing!"
*Moon sighs long and hard*
"Heccing poof"
*Snaps her fingers causeing a flash to light up the dark warehouse and instantly there is a pile of...well everyone and everything in the Legend of Zelda universe*
*Writer Squeals like a little girl and locks the doors*
"Welcome to the game show! Your fans are sick of not being able to control what happens in the game so I took it upon myself to make a fanfiction where your fans can make you do a n y t h i n g"
*Shocked silence as the writers awful idea hits home to the terrified characters*
*Moon starts counting down*
"5...4...3...2...1"
*Every single liveing thing stsrts wailing and crying and pledding.*
"WHAT!?"
"DIN PLEASE NO!"
"...Where am I?"
"Epona?!"
"...I hate to bother you guys but is Tingle kissing Beatle?"
"HEY LISTEN!!!!"
*Silence comes instantly besides a few moan of pain as the little fairy's shreik blew a few eardrums*
"Thank you!"
*Writer shakes his head and turns to Moon*
"Why is Navi here?"
*Moon smiled sweetly back*
"Revenge"
*Writer holds his head and sighs*
"Ok guys relax. The warehouse has massive bed and Bathrooms, A bean bag loft..." Points to a comfy looking beanbag pile in the attic "Swimming pools, pingpong annnnnd" Pauses for a second "Free wifi"
*All of the characters talk amongst themselfs happily after the free wifi part*
"Ok maybe I can stay for a little bit."
"Hey! I got 300 likes on Tic Tok!"
"When is lunch?"
"Whats your snap skullkid?"
"...Guys? Beetle and Tingle are...filming themselves..."
"Oh Hi Link!"
*Moon snaps her fingers and a chair appears and she sits back*
"Oh just letting you know" She said as she watched the characters mingle
"You can do whatever you want because your the writer"
*Writer looks shocked*
"Wait? Really?!" Snaps his fingers and a chair appears "DUDE!"
Thank You for reading my frist chapter guys. cx Please comment what you would like me to do next. This could be a dare, you could ship two characters, kill off your least favorite, ect. All of the cannon Legend of Zelda characters are here so feel free to request anything. I will upload a new chapter each week if I get at least three comments from you guys! Bye!!!