On the docks of Toon City; a ton of people were entering a cruise ship.
"Unbelievable, thousands of dollars just for a cruise ship cruise." said a male passanger.
"You said it." said a Female passenger.
The first passanger groaned.
"These guys weaseled me out of the military discount I applied for online." said the first passanger.
The passangers entered the cruise ship as Eddy and Sanders appeared.
Eddy amiled.
"I told ya I'd get ya a good vacation trip and I aim to please." said Eddy.
Sanders whistled.
"I had my doubts Eddy but you really pulled through." she said.
"I did." said Eddy.
The two then entered the ship.
Eddy smiled.
"Besides Sanders I remember the look on your face when I told ya what I got planned." He said.
Flashback
"I managed to get some cruise ship tickets." said Eddy.
Sanders was doing puppy dog eyes after Eddy told her everything.
The scammer became confused.
"What's this about?" said Eddy.
End Flashback
"It was disturbing in some ways." said Eddy.
Sanders nodded.
"Yeah don't question me." said Sanders.
They looked at their tickets.
"Room 383." said Eddy.
He smiled.
"This'll be great." said Eddy.
Later; they appeared in a room with no windows and Eddy was mad.
"THIS IS NOT GREAT!" yelled Eddy.
Sanders is pissed as well.
"I know." She said.
"Unbelievable, a windowless room, and I spend a lot of money on these tickets." said Eddy.
He pulled out a brochure and looked at it.
"Hopefully the activities won't be a disappointment." said Eddy.
Sanders nodded.
"I know, you deserve some good luck once in a while." She said.
Soon the two went and saw the activities.
Eddy picked up a shuffleboard stick.
"This doesn't look to bad." said Eddy.
They then saw some people playing on a shuffleboard with a hockey puck before pushing it onto a ten before it exploded.
Eddy became shocked and he jumped onto Sander's arms who in turn jumped into the arms of a body builder.
"WHAT THE HELL!" shouted Eddy, "I DID NOT EXPECT THAT TO HAPPEN!"
"Me neither." said Sanders.
She then looked at the body builder.
"Hello hot stuff." said Sanders.
"I've got a husband." said the body builder.
"Put me down this instant." said Sanders.
The Body Builder shrugged and threw Sanders and Eddy in the pool.
Eddy popped his head out of the pool followed by Sanders.
"Cruel." said Eddy.
"This can't possibly get any worse." said Sanders.
"CANNONBALL!" yelled a voice.
Then a huge splash emerged from the pool, knocking all the water out of it.
Eddy and Sanders who were now on lawn chairs became shocked and looked into the pool to see Crunch was in it.
The half man half shark became confused.
"Hey, where'd all the water go?" said Crunch.
He then saw Eddy and Sanders.
"Oh Eddy, Sanders hi." He said.
Eddy became confused.
"What're you doing on this cruise?" said Eddy.
Crunch grinned and got out of the empty pool.
"Im the captain of this Cruse." He said.
Eddy and Samders became shocked.
"Really?" said Sanders.
"No, I'm just the proud owner of this cruise ship. Many people would consider the owner of a ship it's captain, but I'm actually higher up then the captain." said Crunch.
Eddy is shocked.
"Wow that's just wow." He said.
"I run a smooth ship here." said Crunch.
"Then why're we in a room with no windows or a porch?" said Sanders.
"Yeah I planned a perfect vacation with Sanders and I promised her a good time." said Eddy, "Like a view of the ocean, some dolphin sightings and do a Titanic king of the world style."
Crunch nodded understanding and smiled
"I see and you know what I'll upgrade you two to a room next to mine. I normally use it for special ocassions but since you two are my friends I'll let you use it." He said.
Later; the three were in a room with a porch.
"Nice digs." said Eddy.
"Yeah, specially made." said Crunch.
"Now we can do the whole Titanic stunt." said Sanders.
"This is the back of the boat, that stunt happened at the bow." said Crunch, "Also, it was a very cheap ship that got it's ass handed to it by an iceberg when it wasn't meant to sink."
Eddy nodded.
"I know I paid attention to that in school at Peach Creek." He said.
"Right." said Crunch.
"What I may pull pranks and not a good student but even I know of the Titanic." He said. "Plus my Great Grandmother was in it and she's still alive."
Crunch puked in disgust.
"Didn't Kirk Douglas recently pass away at 103 years old?" said Sanders.
Eddy became confused.
"Who?" said Eddy.
"Kirk Douglas, he's the father of Michael Douglas, the man who played the original Ant Man Hank Pym in the Ant Man films." said Sanders.
Eddy nodded.
"Oh yeah." He said.
"I love Spartacus." said Crunch.
"Anyway let's get going and enjoy the Cruse." saod Eddy
Sanders nodded.
"Agreed." said Sanders.
The two walked off, leaving Crunch who became confused.
"Doesn't the co author know how to spell Cruise?" said Crunch.