Azazel is red, Raven is blue

by zedille

Azazel is red / Raven is blue / Why aren't you purple? / A less common hue (Kurt receives some colorful familial revelations from Charles, in [bad] verse.)

Happy Valentine's Day!

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I.

Azazel is red
Nightcrawler is blue
So is Mystique
... Apocalypse too

II.

Azazel was red
Hank is still blue
One is your father
I'll give you a clue

III.

Azazel was red
Hank is still blue
Both of them wanted
Your mother to woo

IV.

Azazel was red
Hank's also blue
But which of them was
a teleporter like you?

V.

Azazel was red
Raven is blue
You still don't know
This is overdue

VI.

Azazel was red
Raven is blue
Get ready for a
Whole new worldview

VII.

Azazel was red
Raven is blue
They're your parents
You're their issue

VIII.

Azazel was red
Raven is blue
She gave you up
A mutant cuckoo

IX.

Azazel was red
Raven is blue
Why aren't you purple?
A less common hue

X.

Azazel was red
Raven is blue
Since she's my sister
You're my nephew

XI.

Azazel was red
Raven was blue
But now they're both dead
Go bid them adieu!

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Bonus, from Peter:

Erik is red
Raven is blue
He's not your father
You can say "phew"