Bella and the Boi(s)
For: Mishkali
By: FictionalOne
Bella Swan was excited to go to Hogwarts for the very first time. Her ticket said that the train would be leaving from platform 9 ¾, she had no idea what that meant so she just threw herself headfirst into a wall in the vague proximity of platforms nine and ten and arrived at her destination.
Two identical twins named Cedric Diggory and Edward Cullen helped her get her Team Calvin suitcase onto the train. Which was just as well, because it was very heavy due to the fact that it was filled with beef.
She found an empty compartment and sat down, but was quickly joined by the twins' younger brother Clark Kent, who asked to see her forehead and was very impressed by how normal and unscarred it was. They became fast friends, and when Phil of the Future's dad, Phillip Future, came by and asked if they wanted anything from the trolley, Bella bought Clark a random heap of junk food in exchange for half a corned beef sandwich.
Bella's favourite new wizard treat was going to be Chocolate Frogs, the hopping frogs of chocolate, but the card she got in hers was of some boy named Harry Potter, The-Boy-Who-Looked-Exactly-Like-Every-Other-Wizard. He turned, looked her dead in the eyes, and said, "I'm you from another dimension."
Bella no longer liked Chocolate Frogs, the frogs of chocolate which hop, anymore.
After they had stuffed their faces with sugar and burned the frog card in a sacred ritual to close the interdimensional portal, a new(ish) face appeared in the doorway.
"Have you seen my mouse, Stuart Little?" asked The Boy Who Adopted Stuart Little.
"No," Clark and Bella said in perfect, unprompted unison.
It was only a short while later, though, that someone else stopped to talk.
"Have either of you seen Stuart Little? The Boy Who Adopted Stuart Little has lost him… I'm the head of the film department in your final year of school, by the way."
That last bit seemed to be directed at Bella specifically, but she made the spontaneous decision to decide it was a coincidence. They told the head of the film department in their final year of school that they hadn't seen the mouse, and were once again, alone.
Never seeming to catch a break, their friendship building trust exercises were interrupted once again by a familiar face. It was the boy from the Gucci store.
"So it's true then, you're Bella Swan, The-Girl-Who-Didn't-Do-Anything-Very-Remarkable. Well, you should know that I'm James Potter, and these two are Svattii Black and Raemus Lupin. This is the part where you shake my hand and we become best friends."
"Potter?" Bella asked, "As in Harry Potter? Absolutely not, never speak to me or my son ever again."
After Bella had pushed the three of them out of her compartment and made use of the lock she finally, belatedly, realized was on the door, Clark Kent clasped her hands between his and looked at her with tears in his eyes.
"Are you… Adopting me?"
Bella knew she had a long seven years ahead of her.