Chris: Hello welcome to Total Drama Arctic Blast This is the Arctic Circle where your favorite Total Drama Campers and four new campers will be playing for 1 million dollars or freeze to death.

Chef: why did we choose this place again Chris i'm freezing my butt off.

Chris: Hey it's the producer who wanted us to do it here man but hey let's get the show on the road.

(Chef grumbles and walks away)

Chris: Anyways here is our first camper it's the bad guy we know and love it's Owen

Owen: Woohoo i'm so happy to be here man

Chris: yeah yeah yeah let's go to the white mat please

Owen's Confession: wow it's so cold out here and i sure hope this isn't the season where i go home early.

Chris: Anyways our next camper is the blonde bombshell herself Lindsay

Lindsay: Hey Chris wow it's so cold good thing the producers are letting us wear warm clothing.

(The camera shows off Lindsay's winter outfit it's her brown boots and she is wearing blue ear muffs a red jacket with tan snow pants as well as orange gloves to keep her hands warm)

Chris: yep i don't want to get sued by our own producer who is writing this show as we speak and you can go stand on the blue mat for me.

Lindsay: yes sir mister Chris sir

Lindsay's confession: Wow so we are in the arctic circle competing for 1 million dollars and the first two here are me and owen.

Chris: Alright next campers are Beth

Beth: oh boy this is going to be so much fun eee Lindsay you're here too.

Lindsay: Beth hey girl

Chris: alright enough of that go next to Owen on the white mat please.

Beth: yes sir mister chris sir.

Chris: alright our next camper is wait a minute seriously we are letting him compete ugh Zeke.

Zeke: yo yo yo it's Zeke in the house man ready not to die and won the million.

Chris yeah yeah yeah go next to lindsay on the blue mat.

Zeke: yeah bro this will be lit like a fire man.

Chris: Our next camper is someone who has played with owen let's bring her out it's Gwen.

Gwen: wow we are playing for money in this wasteland.

Chris: yep and i see you're wearing dark black gloves on your hands.

Gwen: yeah i'm out of here.

(the plane leaves)

Chris: I guess you're staying here the plane just left.

(Gwen grumbles and walks over to the white mat)

Chris: Alright then let's bring out the heart throb who has black hair and plays the guitar Trent.

Gwen: Oh no

Chris: oh yes

Trent: hey Gwen you like nice.

Gwen: ugh just bury me in the snow already.

Chris: oh thanks for the challenge idea.

Trent: So where I'm going.

Chris: Oh right you're going on the blue man next to Zeke over there.

Trent: great i'm on a team with lindsay and zeke could this get any worse.

Chris: Next camper for the white mat is Eva and the next camper for the blue mat is Duncan.

Trent: ugh i speak too soon.

Eva: wow i'm on a team with goth girl and girl nerd and the eating machine so fun.

Chris: Alright the next camper for the white mat is Noah and the next camper for the blue mat is Heather.

Noah: wow i'm playing on a team with Owen this is going to be super fun.

Heather: Wow I'm on a team with Trent Duncan and Beth not good.

Chris: our next camper for the white mat is Bridgette and our next camper for the blue mat is Geoff.

Bridgette: wow we are playing on different teams for the first time good luck geoff i guess.

Geoff: yeah good luck to you too bridge.

Chris: yeah yeah yeah you have competed without her before in the ridonculous race anyways let's meet the next campers for the white mat that is someone new to the show and her sister let's bring them out it's Helga and Elena Helga goes to the white mat and Elena the blue mat.

Helga: it's great to meet you guys

Owen: wow you have an interesting accent where are you from.

Helga: Russia

Owen: really

Helga: yeah

Chris: Do you mind we have more campers to bring out.

Owen: Sorry

Chris: anyways Sierra you will be on the white mat and Cody you will be on the blue mat.

Sierra: good luck cody

Cody: yeah yeah yeah

Chris: Alright let's have a face off with the hot guys Justin go on the white mat and Alejandro go on the blue mat.

Justin: Let's go and see who is the hottest guy here in the arctic circle. Bring it on.

Alejandro: We all know we will win it.

Chris: oh the battle is on oh and speaking of which let's have the battle of the blondes too Dakota you will be on the blue mat and the battle of the farm boys Scott go on the white mat.

Dakota: bring it on Lindsay.

Scott: You're going down like the gopher I smashed for my papa at home.

Chris: Alright let's have a battle of the home girls let's bring out leshawna and anne maria.

Leshawna: bring it out jersey shore trash.

Anne maria: oh please your a rip off of every home girl in the world.

Chris: hold your horses, let's save the trash talk for the challenge. Leshawna goes to the white mat and Anne maria goes to the blue mat.

Chef: um chris i believe it's time to bring out the last two campers.

Chris: Oh right thanks Chef the last two campers are also new to the show let's bring them out it's Arnold helga's boyfriend and a boxer and Elena's boyfriend Darian.

Chef: wait we have two more chris.

Chris:Oh right it's time to bring out the most greatest rivalry in the world. Let's bring out Harold and Courtney Harold your'e on the white mat and Courtney blue mat.

Chef: Your welcome Chris

Chris: Lindsay Zeke Trent Duncan Heather Geoff Elena Sierra Alejandro Dakota Darian and Courtney your team is the white snow snowflakes and Owen Beth Gwen Eva Noah Bridgette Helga Cody Justin Scott Leshawna Arnold and Harold your team is the blue blushing penguins you guys will be making confessionals in a lodge house with a fireplace that is where you will be sleeping too Let's get on with the first challenge since we kinda have a match up going on here we will be doing a head to head sleigh dog race Owen vs Lindsay for the first round Beth vs Zeke for the second round Gwen vs Trent for the three round Eva vs Noah for the fourth round Noah vs Heather for the fifth round Bridgette vs Geoff for the sixth round Helga vs Elena for the seventh round Cody vs Sierra for the 8th round Justin and Alejandro for the 9th round Scott vs Dakota for the 10th round Leshawna vs Anne maria for the 11th round Arnold vs Darian for the 12th round and for the final round it's Harold vs Courtney Campers ready set go.

(After the challenge)

Chris: and the winner of the first challenge is the white snow snowflakes meaning the blue blushing penguins will be going to the ski lodge to take the lift of shame and never come back ever.

Heather: Hey Elena i was wondering since we both have our boyfriends on the team together i was thinking and Zeke too we should take out Anne Maria. She was too busy talking trash to Leshawna to pay attention and she just ran right push her.

Elena: I will think about it Heather.

Elena's confession: please me and Darian are so not trusting Heather we need to get rid of the winners meaning if the other team lost it would have been owen.

Sierra: Hi Elena you want to make an alliance with me Courtney and the others to take out Heather.

Elena: Yeah sure what do you think Darian.

Darian: yeah let's do this but what about Alejandro.

Alejandro's Confession: so Sierra wants to vote off Heather hmmm.

Elena: oh hey Alejandro you want to vote off Heather with us.

Alejandro: yeah i'm in man me and her had a terrible break-up before the show started.

Elena: aww you deserve better maybe Blaineley will take you.

Alejandro: maybe maybe i will think about it.

(At the ski lodge)

Chris: you all have casted your votes tonight and for the people who are safe come up and grab your hot chocolate with marshmallows are Elena Darian Courtney Dakota Alejandro Sierra Geoff Duncan Zeke Lindsay and Trent. Ladies this is the final cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it goes to (He points to Heather then Anne maria and goes back and forth) Anne maria your safe meaning Heather the lift of shame is that way and board the plane of losers.

Heather: you guys made a terrible mistake getting rid of me and good luck winning any challenges.

Chris: Oh Chef please take her away

Chef: on it

(He pours chloroform on a cloth and puts it over Heather's mouth and knocks her out and puts her on the lift of shame and take her to the plane of losers)

Chris: thank you and with that the first episode of Total Drama Arctic Blast is over will Heather be right the blushing blue penguins lose again well we get another surprising elimination and will there be any drama in the next episode find out on the next time on Total Drama Arctic Blast.

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