Divergent texting Fanfiction: Four and Tris are together, Euphoria is here too. I also ship Ericlynn, so there will be Ericlynn in this
Four:Heyyyyy Trissy gurl.
Tris: Are you drunk Four?
Four:Nawwww, I'm not drunk Trissyyy.
Tris:You sound like it.
Christina: Oh I don't know, if he is drunk we can make him do funny dares!
Four: Well, justtt sooo you knooow, I beat up Eric today.
Christina: Oooh, interesting, tell me more.
Four: No. And you can't make me.
Eric: Four, so help me God, if you tell them anything, I will take your cake, and eat it while you are watching tied up in a chair!
Everyone: GASPS
Lynn: Eric, I love you a lot, but that's just... I can't even...
Marlene: Eric, that's just harsh.
Uriah: YOU CALL THAT HARSH, HOW DARE YOU? YOU ARE EVIL.
Euphoria: I AGREE! I can't even... HOW COULD YOU, ERIC?
Tris: *is comforting Four* Shhh, he doesn't mean that.
Four: *is currently wailing and sobbing on the ground*
Zeke: Don't you dare touch our cake, Eric. If you do, we are making sure you never leave the infirmary. Don't you touch our sexy serum.
Uriah: Yeah, Eric! You're dead before you even touch our cake with you're filthy pierced hands!
Will: Wow, you are going to end up fat if you eat this much cake. It's illogical.
Eric in the background: My hands are not pierced!
Al: Will is right. Arguing about cake is completely illogical and you're just going to end up fat.
Will, Christina, Tris: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
Four: *is waving a knife in the air*MY SEXY SERUM CAKE! I LOVE IT CAUSE IM SEXY AND Y'ALL KNOW IT!
Shauna: You people are crazy. I don't even know why I'm friends with you guys.
Peter: You all need to shut up or I'll butter knife you all in the eye.
Euphoria: 1. Y'all need some help. 2. Four, shut up, I'm sexier than you, and you know that. 3. You're already fat anyway. BTW, what is sexy serum? YOLO.
Eric, Zeke, Four, Uriah: Sexy Serum is our closely guarded secret. Euphoria, you're also really mean.
Euphoria: I know, pansycakes.
Four: BTW, I'm sexy and you know it.
Everyone: SHUT UP!