On one hand, no one was arguing about Sectonia's incredibly dangerous cake slicing skills anymore. On the other hand, there was no more cake to argue about. Just one big bonfire in the middle of the room.
How did this happen?
Well, fellow viewers, Sectonia had volunteered to cut the cake on the day of her wedding with Taranza. She cut it quickly, efficiently, and a bit too close for comfort for some of us. Marx, being the annoying grape jester that he is, thought to spice it up with a little humor.
Great, just great.
In less than a nanosecond, the spider queen stopped what she was doing and turned to face Marx in disgust. Whilst hovering over to the jester, she pushed Flamberge out of her way, causing the fire mage to accidentally fall face-first into the cake. The very next moment, a massive glowing fire burned where the cake once was.
Great, just great.
What happened next was massive panic. Everyone in the room was running like crazy, and Ms. Parmesan Cheese over there simply facepalmed in disappointment. Hyness, being the crazy old man he is, tried to take a slice of the cake anyways and it slipped right out of his hands-er, sleeves, and right onto King Dedede's coat. Soon after, Dedede was lit up like a torch and screaming to the heavens.
Great, just great.
Francisca attempted to put him out with her ice powers. A cold mist surrounded the burning king, and then what laid in front of her was a giant penguin in a robe encased in a massive block of ice. Meanwhile, Kirby had stolen Meta Knight's mask and was gleefully running around with it on. Embarrassed by this, Meta Knight made a makeshift mask out of a plate while he chased the pink puffball around the dining room.
Great, just great.
Then, unable to calm himself down from all the crazy events, Taranza started losing it and yelling out loud about how his wedding was ruined and other things. Marx, taking note of this, ran off somewhere unknown. In the midst of all this, Hyness saw it all as the perfect opportunity to show off his moves as he performed dances from a very popular online game. Ms. Parmesan attempted to make him stop, to no avail.
Great, just great.
And just then, Marx had returned, carrying a book on his head. Taranza immediately recognized it as his old secret diary, which made him panic even more. The jester began reading various pages, which consisted of things like the severe lack of donuts in Floralia and his undying love for Sectonia. Fortunately for the queen, she took the writings very well and gave her king a nice big hug.
Great, just great (but partly in a good way this time).
Eventually, the cake had stopped burning, Dedede had thawed out, Meta Knight got his mask back, and Hyness stopped embarrassing the mages with his dancing. The hug from Sectonia calmed down Taranza and made him remember that despite all that had just happened, at least he tied the knot.
So I guess it's not all bad, huh?
Well, it shouldn't have been, had I not been livestreaming the whole thing to my viewers and people who couldn't come to the wedding. In short, the king of Dream Land's frozen face was all over the internet, and he didn't hear the end of it for a long while. And somehow, Marx had gotten off scot-free.
But hey, I guess it truly was a wedding to remember.