It was a normal day on the Nemisis Megatron had just beat the scrap out of Starscream after the seeker's latest failure.
Knock Out had just finished treating the seeker's damage and Starscream was now recharging on the berth in the medbay.
Soundwave had just entered the medbay and saw that the seeker's damage and Megatron's temper had been worse then usual and it disturbed the slender mech.
Not only had Megatron nearly killed Starscream and caused serious damage to his wings but he had attacked Knock Out when he came to fix him and even attack him in the hallway. And nearly crushed Laserbeak. And then punched Shockwave on his way back down the hall.
"Megatron's gotten brutal even for him." Said Knock Out fixing a few of his own dents that Megatron had inflicted.
"We must take action we can not go on like this or he will kill us all." Soundwave agreed.
"But what do we do?" Asked Starscream from the berth.
"I don't know but letting Megatron go on like this would illogical." Shockwave added.
"We need to make a call to one of the teachers form the med school I graduated from." Knock Out told them. Then explained his plan.
"Do you think it will work?" Asked Starscream.
"It's worth a try." Said Shockwave. "And it sounds like the only logical course of action."
Then Knock Out made the call. "Hello Rung this is Knock Out and we have a problem." Then Knock Out told him what the situation was. "Oh so you'll help us great."
"And bring sedatives lots of them." Starscream added. "Believe me you'll need them."
"And restraints." Added Steve who had just come in from the hallway. "Strong ones."
"He says he'll be here tomorrow to help us stage an intervention." Said Knock Out after he'd hung up. "He told me how to get ready."
Then they all went to prepare.
The next day Megatron noticed everyone seemed to be missing and wondered the hallway looking for them.
Until he spotted Knock Out. "Megatron thank goodness Autobots are attacking the medbay!"
"How did they get on the ship?" Megatron asked. "Wait don't answer I know it's Starscream's fault."
Then he followed Knock Out to the medbay.
Meanwhile the others were in the medbay waiting for them to get there. Along with Rung and team prime.
"We really appreciate you guys coming here to help us." Soundwave told Optimus Prime.
"Well since this is to help Megatron change for the better we are glad to be of help." Optimus replied.
"Good because if he tries to make a break for it I think you, Soundwave and Bulkhead will be the only ones here strong enough to hold him." Starscream told the Prime.
"Now Knock Out should be bringing him here anytime has everyone prepared their statements?" Asked Rung.
And they all nodded.
Then Knock Out entered the medbay. He had been the one to get Megatron because none of them had wanted to get the warlord and had drawn straws and he'd gotten the short one.
"Megatron should be right behind me." He told them running over and taking a seat between Starscream and Bumblebee.
"Ok how did you and your Autobots get on my ship librarian!" Megatron yelled at Optimus before seeing all the Autobots and Decepticons setting with each other and not a single one fighting.
"What in the universe is going on here?!" Megatron practically roared.
"We're all here because we care about you and want to help you deal with your problem." Said Soundwave.
"Starscream I know this is your doing and I will have your spark for this!" Megatron bellowed as he lunged at the seeker.
Starscream screamed and jumped behind Bumblebee who back up.
"You will do no such thing." Said Optimus as he and Bulkhead both grabbed the warlord to hold him back. But he broke away and continued after the seeker who was now cowering in the corner.
Then Megatron felt something prick him in the neckcables and looked to see that Knock Out had used a circuit booster on him having jumped on his back.
Megatron tossed the red medic across the room where he bounced off the wall before the warlord felt to the floor in stasis.
"I'm definitely gonna feel that later." Said Knock Out as he pulled himself up.
"Hey Knock Out would you be interested in joining the Autobots?" Asked Ratchet.
"I thought he already did." Said Smokescreen.
"This fanfiction is AU so not in this universe." Knock Out told them. "That was in cannon so I might consider it."
"If so take me with you." Starscream told him.
Then Knock Out fainted when it sank in that he just knocked out Megatron.
Then they put some restraints on him to pervert another outburst. Then they heard something coming from the floor under Megatron.
And saw that he had landed on Steve. And got him off the vehicon and into a chear.
"You guys are always saying one shell stand and one shell fall well Optimus is standing and Megatron just fell on me." Steve joked.
"Hey there's a puddle of jet fuel in the floor." Said Smokescreen.
"Sorry about that." Starscream apologized. As he went and cleaned up after himself.
A few hours later Megatron was awake and Knock Out had regained consciousness so they could get on with the intervention.
"Hey whatever you used to sedate him can I order a supplie of it in case I need to use it on him in the future?" Starscream asked Knock Out.
"Sorry I would have to prescribe it to use and I can't do that for you to use it on someone else." Knock Out explained.
"Scrap." Starscream said snapping his digits.
"Now everyone persent your statements." Rung told them. "So he can see how his behavior is affecting others."
"Can I go first?" Asked Starscream.
"Ok go ahead Starscream." Rung said to the seeker who then pulled out a piece of paper about a mile long.
"Wow that's a pretty long statement." Smokescreen said in amazement.
"This is just page one." Starscream told them.
"Out of how many?" Asked Knock Out.
"One hundred and five." Starscream smiled.
"That's not a statement that's a novel." Knock Out laughed.
"Knock Out can go first." Rung said upon realizing Starscream's statement would probably take a few years to read.
"Ok well I first came here to treat Megatron after he was caught in the space bridge explosion. And the first time I saw his wreath was when he came back online and beat Starscream within an inch of his life." Knock Out explained.
"Never have I seen so much damage inflicted on a patient before I practically had to rebuild him and that was the first time of many." He added. "And when Breakdown was carpeted by MECH he didn't want any of us to help him."
"And when Breakdown was killed I couldn't moarn him properly because Megatron hates seeing weakness in his ranks and I was afraid he would kill me." Knock Out finished. "And don't even get me started on how much he's damaged my paint job."
"Ok now Soundwave." Rung told them.
"Megatron and I fought together in the gladiator pits and I never thought much of his temper until yesterday when he almost crushed Laserbeak he nearly kill my best friend." Soundwave explained. "I'm not angry I'm just hurt and very disappointed."
Then it was Starscream's turn because he was the only other bot with a statement because the Autobots hadn't had time to prepare since they had called them last minute.
"Ok the first thing Megatron did was get me addicted to dark energon and pretty much blackmailed me into to joining the Decepticons and he made Shockwave destroy my city Vos just to make a point." Starscream told them and beat me countless time oh where do I begin?"
(Twelve hours later.)
"Luckily my wings were repaired thanks to my buddy Knock Out." Starscream continued. "Oh and he went inside my head the ultimate invasion of privacy."
"I had no idea Megatron put you through all that." Ratchet told Starscream why don't you and whoever want to join the Autobots?"
"You are all welcome to join us." Optimus added.
"Why are you letting these cons join us?" Asked Arcee.
"Do you want to hear the others 104 pages of Starscream's statement?" Ratchet asked the femme.
"Welcome to the Autobots." She told them.
Then they all left.
"Um hello kind of restrained here can someone let me loose?" Megatron yelled after them once they all left. "Anyone?"
Just then Starscream came back. "I'm so sorry I forgot." The seeker said as he entered the room.
He walk over and turned off the lights then left to catch up to the other.
"Scrap." Megatron groaned. "Guess the war is over."
The End.
This was just a funny AU one shot I came up with its just to be funny and isn't to be taken seriously. Hope you all enjoyed it.