I got the idea for this from Rules of Beacon by Funaho Misaki. Credit goes to her, some of the rules are based on her fic, some I got from reviews on it.

The list originally started to protect the students. The list eventually took on a life of its own though.

1: Don't touch Yang's hair

She destroyed most of the east building attacking the last person who cut her hair, we are still fixing it.

2: Don't make Ruby Rose cry.

2a: Yang isn't the only person you will have to worry about if you do.

No one knows what that Atlas student said to her, but it caused Ruby to break down; Yang proceeded to almost punch him into the Emerald Forest. Blake and Weiss saved him, then proceeded to beat him up themselves; and all that was before JNPR got involved.

3: Don't steal Ruby's cookies.

Cardin tried to steal Ruby's cookies... She pinned him against the wall with Crescent Rose.

4: I didn't think this would have to be added... Don't kidnap Ruby!

4a: Read about what happened when someone made Ruby cry. What do you think will happen if someone kidnaps her?

Adam Taurus kidnapped Ruby... the rest of her team, JNPR, CFVY, ABRN, and NDGO looked for her, and after finding his hideout, nearly killed him then rescued her. The White Fang promptly abandoned him. (This incident convinced them that change through fear isn't change at all) It is to be noted that Ilia helped in the rescue effort. Adam is in maximum security, for this and being leader of the radical White Fang faction.

5: Don't steal Blake's books

A guy from Vacuo stole her copy of Ninjas of love... Blake beat him up, and when Ruby happened by, instead of saving the poor sod, she joined in, since her teammate had been stolen from.

6: Ruby is not allowed to have a pixy stick ever again.

6a: She gets hyper enough with coffee and cookies... Pure sugar, well...

There are now 20 one-foot ditches in the Courtyard... And it took Yang, Blake, Weiss and Pyrrha to stop Ruby and hold her down until she came off the sugar high. (she slept for 2 days straight) Nora got a week of detention for giving Ruby that pixy stick. It should also be noted that Yang was VERY upset with Nora for it as well.

7: Don't steal Nora's pancakes

7a: She'll break your legs.

If they are Chocolate Chip or Strawberry pancakes, Ruby will help her.

8: If Ruby is taking Zwei to the vet, don't say she is!

8a: Zwei may be small and cute, but he is afraid of the vet and will do ANYTHING to avoid going.

Nora ruined it last time... JNPR's dorm room had to be completely rebuilt.

9: Don't let Ruby watch Power Rangers

9a: We don't know if she can make anything from the series, but she's an engineering genius, so we aren't risking it, we don't have anywhere to store Megazords anyway.

Really Pyrrha?

Pyrrha showed her Mighty Morphing... Ruby disappeared for a day and returned with every Magazord from every season, full size, and other weapons as well.

Turns out she somehow made a hanger and workshop in the cliff that the school sits on, at least we don't have to worry about where to store the Megazords. And they will be useful in fighting the Grimm. We still don't know how she made that hanger and workshop without anyone finding out though.

10: Don't let Ruby watch Star Wars or Star Trek!

10a: We don't need a Death Star or a Borg Cube, no matter what size, that kind of power is best left in no one's hands.

COCO!

Well we didn't get a Death Star or a Borg Cube... But we did get lightsabers, X wings, Y Wings, Naboo Starfighters, an Imperial Star Destroyer, a Galaxy class Cruiser, Vesta Multi Mission Science Vessel, Intrepid, Defiant, and an Odyssey Cruiser

11: Nora is not allowed to have coffee ever again

11a: She's hyper enough, we don't need her more hyper

That and she breaks the fourth wall whenever she has coffee.

12: Penny and Pyrrha are not allowed to fight each other

12a: Metal and magnetic Polarity, not a good combination

Penny enjoyed flying... She created a huge crater when she landed though. Ruby was furious with the idiot who organized the fight, Ironwood had him arrested.

13: Don't startle Pyrrha

She has excellent control of her semblance normally, but it tends to slip when she is surprised. The results aren't pretty.

14: If someone says no, they mean it. So, don't keep asking

Weiss finally lost her patience with Jaune's constant flirting and asking her on dates, so she got me to add this.

15: Ruby is not allowed to upgrade the Bullhead

Do I REALLY need to explain this one?

16: Someone help Ruby with her poor hand to hand skills

She's fantastic with Crescent Rose, but if someone gets it away from her she can't fight at all.

17: Ruby's cloak is precious to her, don't try to do anything to it

Sky Lark tried to steal Ruby's cloak… she put him in the hospital. When she found out he was going to try and destroy it, after he got out, she nearly cut his privates off.

18: Don't let Ruby watch Tron.

18a: Or Code Lyoko

18b: Or Megaman

She recreated the Grid, Light Cycles (Yes Yang got one, of course she did!) Light Tanks, Recognizers, and Solar Sailors. She was about to create the Game Grid, when Blake showed her Code Lyoko. Thankfully she didn't create X.A.N.A. (apparently even she knows that would be a bad idea) But she did create the sectors and added them to the Grid. And thanks to… WEISS? She and all her friends have NetNavis. Good news is, they are protecting the CCT and Beacon's computer systems. Don't bother trying to upload any kind of virus.

19: Don't tell Weiss she's flat chested

19a: She'll freeze you solid, and then her friends will beat you up.

A 4th year student from Vacuo learned this the hard way, even Ruby could tell it was an insult.

20: Do not steal Blake's bow.

20a: or steal her fish.

20b: or pet her.

There is a REASON she doesn't like it when people steal her bow or her fish, (Yes, I know why that is, but I can't say what it is!). She only allows Ruby to pet her, much to Yang's annoyance.

21: Don't insult Summer Rose

21a: Ruby and Yang WILL put you in the hospital if you do, Aura or no. And then you will have to deal with Tai and Qrow.

22: Whoever switched all the coffee to expresso. You are in a LOT of trouble. Be glad Coco discovered it, not Oobleck

As hyper as he is with NORMAL coffee, you don't want to see him after he's had expresso.

23: If someone sees Harry Potter, please tell him to see Ruby, she's figured out how to get him home and back to his wife.

We're not sure how he got here, but we don't need his bad luck. We have enough problems around here.

24: While accepted and even encouraged against Grimm. Sneak attacking a student is against the Hunter's Code and you WILL be punished.

Cardin tried to attack Ruby from behind. She noticed and put him in the hospital for the night. He and his team tried it the next day… Pyrrha was with her, and proceeded to kick their butts single handed, (She IS a 4-time tournament winner, after all!). They didn't get out of the hospital for a week, they also have detention for 3 weeks.

25: Nora is NOT allowed to have Red Bull!

She's crazy enough with pancakes, and we've seen what she can do when drinking coffee, we aren't risking her drinking Red Bull.

Complete for now. I made this just for fun. If you want me to add more rules or short chapters showing how the rules came about, let me know in reviews, or DM me here on !

P.S. I do NOT support or encourage bullying, harassment, or attacking people. Don't do anything listed in this fic.

P.P.S. Changed a few rules (didn't realize a few were doubled, sorry!) and edited some punctuation, 3/12/2020