Please don't yell at me.

I want to write this.

I'm writing it down.

THIS IS A ONE-SHOT! (yes, i will continue Potter)

Oh yeah, this is inspired by "I'm Pregnant" by fictionalcandie.

It's a mandatory piece.

~ lightningscar13

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Disclaimer: I donut own Harry Potter

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Summary: Lily tries to tell James that she's pregnant.

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It was April 1, 1979, when I decided to break the news to my husband. I took a deep breathe and called:

"James!"

"Yeah, Lils?" James responded.

"Come here."

"No, I'm reading the Prophet. How about you come here?" Arrogance. Why can't he do something else other than reading the Prophet?!

"Get. Your. Lazy. Arse. Off. That. Goddamn. Sofa!"

"Nuh, uh! Not happening!"

"Fine, you lazy pig." With that, I walked over to the sofa. It was maroon(James' choice), but it had green polka dots on it, which I adored.

"So." James started, still looking at the Prophet.

"James, I'm pregnant."

"That's amazing, Lilyflower." James replied, still looking at the Prophet.

"James, I'm pregnant." I said, emphasizing the word 'pregnant' so that it would register in his head.

"Yes, I heard the first time." And where was he looking at?

You guessed it.

The Prophet.

I swear, one day I will find out who created this damn newspaper and kill them.

"I'm going to have a baby!"

"Yes, we've heard. Shall we put the child in the 3rd bedroom?" James asked. Third room? We only have two bedrooms in this house.

"We aren't living in Potter Manor, James! We live in Godric's Hollow. You know, the two bedroom house?"

"Exactly. Have you checked the date recently?"

It clicked in my mind. He thought I was joking.

Damn.

Well, I can't blame him! It was April Fools day.

He had told me to put the child in the third room because the room never existed, he thought the child didn't exist either.

"You think I'm joking." I realised.

"Yes. And it's a very bad joke as well. If you thought I'd fall for that, you married the wrong man." James retorted sharply.

I grabbed a note off the dining table.

"James Fleamont Potter. Read this note right now." I screamed. He obviously got scared, because he immediately grabbed the note and read it.

"Merlin, Lily…. You weren't joking?" He finally was able to say. I nodded in approval, which caused me to leave the ground.

"JAMES! PUT ME DOWN! I HATE FLYING!"

"Well, you might hate being in the air, but my child will love Quidditch. Unless…. It's…. not mine?" James asked.

"Sorry, James. It's actually Sirius' child."

"W-W-What?"

"April Fools!"

And in moments, James' lips were on mine.

I knew, just knew, that our child would be protected no matter what.

Hey guys!

LS13 here!

I just wanted to share this amazing quote-thing I found.

"James Potter never lived in a world without Lily. She was born first, and died second."

SOOOOO….

I will be continuing Potter, I'm actually writing it…

I expect that It will be there very soon. Perhaps in a few days?

BYE!

~LS13