Klink is fed up with Hogan and his shenanigans. He's decided that if Hogan wants to act like a child, Klink will treat him like one! And since Hogan is the senior POW officer and therefore responsible for his men, it's not going to be a fun time for Hogan. Episodes will be referenced out of order. This is my first fic, so please be nice! There will be a slash sequel to this.

Carter's bubbly persistence is grating on Newkirk, and with good reason. He means well, but the questions Carter is asking are about to spell big trouble for Newkirk. Written for Valashu based on her concept. Not my usual take on Newkirk, though the stutter is still there. T rated for a little locker room talk. (Formerly Boy Trouble but it sounded kinda slashy, and it's NOT SLASH!)

Post-series. Some men are just gluttons for punishment; Newkirk stayed in the service... and in the spy business. He's good at what he does, and he's done a lot of good. But everyone's luck runs out eventually. Dead heroes sometimes rate a statue in the park, but that isn't much consolation for anyone concerned. (Re-titled, formerly If The Sun Don't Come.)

The long winter has worn the nerves of our heroes. A nice long reading break is just what they need and for once London has them covered. The PBA shipment is here, so long as they can make it to sector 3 and back...

Post-war. Newkirk, by now a well-known and respected member of the intelligence community, has, in the spirit of international cooperation and goodwill, been called on to work with a similarly prestigious team of spies from across the ocean. A Smart move for all concerned. KAOS isn't going to know what hit 'em. (Edited for clarity.)

It is the place where Newkirk's fears nearly conquer him, where LeBeau bravely fights back the dark for him, and where they can be alone, together, and make love. It is the only place. Non-explicit slash.

When Hochstetter arrests Hogan, Klink is forced to act. With the war reaching its peak and Hogan facing torture and death, Klink knows he has to become the 'Iron Eagle' again if he wants to save the man he secretly has fallen for since the day they met.

He's so thin. What's wrong with him? LeBeau does his best to solve this puzzle. (For the record, this friendly neighborhood fanfiction writer doesn't have sensory issues and food aversions, but I'm surrounded by brothers and sisters who do.)

It's another ordinary day at Stalag 13 for Colonel Robert Hogan and his men, when the infamous Major Hochstetter pays the camp a visit. Vowing to turn the place upside-down, he seems dead-set on finding out why all the local espionage is centered on the camp. What ensues are a series of events that cause Hogan to question everything he knew, both about the camp... and himself.

It's the mid-'80's in Muncie, IN. Eccentric town pharmacist Andrew Carter is beloved in the town, and perplexes and frustrates outsiders, which greatly amuses the locals. There is a sign behind his register, which he lives by... A Series of Snapshots. Presented in no particular order. unless noted. No relation to any of my other Carter stories. Usual useless disclaimers...Enjoy!

Nimrod has always done a fantastic job of hiding his identity. He accomplishes missions, romances the ladies, avoids Nazi capture, and even gets the famous Papa Bear to complete tasks for him. But what happens when things start to crumble and the threat of being exposed becomes to much; especially when the one woman he cares about is at risk?

What happens when Newkirk finds out that his sister has been writing letters to Colonel Hogan-and that the Guv has actually been writing back? Letters from an irritable British corporal happen, that's what. Many thanks for Prolegomenon aka Old English Game for inspiring this response with her very funny "To Colonel RE Hogan" story and to LE Wigman for playing along.

There is a time to keep silent and a time to speak. For a key member of Hogan's team, knowing which is which requires discernment, support, and a degree of confidence that he doesn't always have.

(Adjective) Disposed to avoid a person or thing; hesitant in committing oneself: CIRCUMSPECT. See also: Newkirk.

It's Mr. Klemperer's 100th birthday today. In honor of his memory, I wrote a poem to him. I hope he can read it wherever he is. Happy Birthday, Mr. Klemperer. You are and always will be one of my models in life.

What happens when the current batch of HH fanfic authors find themselves targeted and sent back to Stalag 13? Can they return to the future before disaster strikes?

The Sergeant of the Guard has a promise for the men under his watch. [Parody poetry]

Newkirk wrestles with childhood memories of love and aching loss. A closer look at how LeBeau came to understand Newkirk's difficult family history, and how Hogan gradually figured out how to make Newkirk part of a team, scars and all. I said I wasn't going to start any new chapter stories until I finished my old stories, but this was one grabbed hold of me. NOT SLASH.

A collection of individual poems related to missing scenes from episodes. Third chapter: Interruption: Four factory workers, a good deed, and an uncertain future.

Fiddling around with the clocks twice a year is confusing, tiring, and sometimes downright dangerous. A Hogan's Heroes homage to British humorist Will Hay.

Individual pieces, taking the point of view of a character for a minute or so of an episode. A challenge response. Chapter one: Twist: Newkirk is unexpectedly called up.

Hogan's team, seen through the eyes of their resident worry wart.

A decade past a devastating war, one year before a global market collapse, and eleven years before the bloodiest conflict known to man... so, what's happening with our characters?

He's tough on the outside, but inside Newkirk is all self-doubt. My first poem for fanfiction. Please be candid but kind.

It's 1928, and people are singing, dancing, and having the time of their lives. World War I is a thing of the past, and everyone is ready to put one foot in front of the other and make the best of life. Among the crowd are our beloved Heroes and Germans. So what exactly ARE they doing during the Roaring 20s?