For the 'How Did Schultz Lose His Pass' challenge. Inspired by a forum discussion. Schultz has had his share of bad luck, and has lost more three-day passes than he cares to remember. These are some of them. War really is hell... especially when you're trying to guard Hogan and his crew.

Being a prisoner of war is never easy. There are a few things, however, which can make a big difference.

Newkirk wasn't the first soldier to experience this embarrassing problem, and he probably wouldn't be the last. But every time it happened to him, he felt lonely, mortified, and hopelessly immature. With help from his friends, he started to look beyond a pile of soggy sheets and blankets to unravel the trauma that had dogged him for years.

Please Note: Completed 2019, Corrected 2020. Written for Abracadebra's "Bring Back the Whump" challenge. (I confess it's a WIP I've had on the back burner for a while, so I decided to dust it off and finish it.) I own nothing… reviews would be cool. Thank you Xav for your input and beta abilities. I could not do it without you!

Plastered all over the walls of America were signs proclaiming the glory of serving and dying for your country. Nowhere were there signs depicting men living as torn up and haphazardly stuck-back-together versions of who they might have used to be. K plus for language and a bit of implied violence.

He had been mocked and belittled his whole life...by his family, his friends, and even his colleagues. Perhaps his confidence and leadership ability did leave something to be desired. He could admit that, to a degree. But why did no one seem to give a damn about his *good* qualities? (A collection of short stories and brief character studies, focusing on Colonel Klink.)

A collection of individual poems, relating to encounters between various characters in various situations. Chapter 17: Theft: LeBeau and a painting.

Colonel Hogan reflects upon the decisions made regarding Berlin Betty's broadcast. Set just after the end of the war.

An important colonel is in Gestapo custody, and Hogan and his team have been ordered to get him out and back to London. Unfortunately, Hogan's been assigned another officer to help him with the mission...and he's terribly disappointed when he finds out who it is.

It's winter 1943 and the war is still raging. Schultz struggles to look after his family in these harsh times. Will he get help from someone, who is supposed to be his enemy? - This is for now a Hogan's Heroes Christmas story from Schultz's point of view. Though this story will probably have post-Christmas chapters later on. Written together with Tiny1217.

In the first months of the operation, as he was still getting to know his team, Colonel Hogan sometimes underestimated his men. By showing a little faith in all of them, he helped them trust one another and form an exceptional unit. Newkirk's stutter started as an obstacle, but in time he showed Hogan-and himself-that it didn't have to be. UPDATED with new Ch 18, "Resignation."

On the night before Oktoberfest, Col. Klink sleeps in his bed, in the commandant's hut. He has a multi-phase nightmare, from the POV of an abominable SS officer, that makes him feel like not going...

Carter is a punk, Kinch is an insult artist, Newkirk is a clueless toff, LeBeau sounds like a surfer dude, and Hogan is wondering what the heck happened to the world he knew so well.

A meditation and a memorial for the 75th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz. Sometimes heroism isn't enough. Sometimes there are questions that no one can answer. Sometimes there's just nothing to say except 'Never again.'

When Hogan suffers a stroke, he loses his ability to speak, and another colonel comes to fill in for him temporarily. But when the colonel proves to have the courage of the Cowardly Lion, Hogan's operation and the lives of his friends come into jeopardy. Especially when Hogan's OWN life is suddenly put in danger.

Hogan investigates another unit's failed mission and fears the Underground might be compromised. Further complicating matters, London sends in a new team that rejects cooperation while Hogan is stuck with an unwanted new resident. Is there enough room in District XIII for two espionage units? Can he trust Saunders? Rating changed effective Chapter 26 to M.

A mission stirs up memories for two members of the team.

When something happens to Colonel Hogan, Carter feels guilty until Hogan steps in with some fatherly insight. Explanation for his code name 'Papa Bear.' Please leave your opinions, but be kind as this is my first fanfic.

Up hours into the night, I wait for their return…every time they're late, it's me who has to pay for it.

What is Hogan to do, when 'spying on the enemy' has become child's play? Written for the old "moral dilemma" challenge.

...There's no one Newkirk would rather have backing him. There's a reason. For Abracadebra's Challenge 373, Bring Back the Whump.

The Heroes have been ordered to create a diversion. But there's a problem. Who can they turn to? Well, who do you think?

The alphabet according to three colonels. Or, everything makes sense if Marya is an alien. Or, may the English language have mercy on my soul.

What happens when one is left in the care of someone like Klink? Burkhalter never thought he would be the unfortunate person finding out…

You like to dig. And nothing's gonna stop you from that. An outsider's perspective of the operation to the tune of Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash.