The title explains most of it... But basically I've found lots of funny quips and quotes online or from other sources and put them together for you guys. This will be an ongoing thing, with me adding to it over time. What's that? I didn't mention the poetry? Fun Fact: I wrote that all myself unless stated otherwise. Enjoy! (I wasn't really sure how to categorize this, just fyi...)

Evan doesn't have much going for his life, except for some random bouts of luck. The latest event gave him the means to become something great. Blades in hand, he will now carve his path through the multiverse. (Gamer story. Don't expect me to update very frequently.)

Travis is a boxer in his hometown, and he is randomly challenged by female characters from different popular culture to claim Travis for unknown reasons.

Llego a mi casa y me encuentro a mi amigo fiel comiendo como humano, no puede ser él. ¿Qué será lo próximo que comerá?

Lelouch, a mysterious man, recruits Van Flyheight and Yoshika Miyafuji on a quest to put the multiverse right. After initial mishaps, the trio are thrust into an infinite universe of heroes and villains, plots, allies, and psychotic shape shifting harem-seekers. It's a messy job, a job that requires true heroes. Maybe the trio are the heroes we need?

A collection of one-shots within the Soldatenverse, about the Soldaten der Versöhnung and the friends they have made.

NSYNC moves into The Coconut Apartments where they come across an apartment mix up to two college graduates. Afterwards, they help the two girls solve mysteries around Miami.

For those who want to know about my OC. By AU, Momotaros and Pinkie Pie. Rated T cause of Momotaros.

fanfic of James Hetfield :p

The original team members are told to meet someone at a carnival, and things go downhill from there. I do now owe anything expect for the OC's, made for the purpose of entertainment. Part one of the Wanted For Profit arc.

dont bother listening until I re-edit this!

This is just an update note! That's all it is!

You want them please help yourself but IM me first and credit me. Next Idea: DC girls X Deku w/ a message to Reaction Writer

The team has one final loose end to take care of for the Federation and then their focus on what's to come begins. Yet trouble is brewing elsewhere.

My birthday is coming up and I just wanted to say this Codex is not a story, it's just information about OCs that's appeared in my stories and may give some spoilers but that's fine, the reason I'm making this is so you guy's can get like an understanding with how my OC's are like and or are interested in, but this is kinda like a journal or message to all of you.

Naruto is hunted the night of his birthday,something happened in his seal and he is in for a great destiny. Will he pull through the hardship for the people he love or will he descend in madness ? Rated M because of incest,mention of sexual act and it’s a multicrossover

News post for those that follows me, JP-Rider, about news and updates about stories and my personal reasons.

Disparition suspecte de la star canadienne la plus en vogue de tous les temps, un histoire de drogue, d'amour et d'amitié.

A complete rewrite of my Age of Darkness story, now with a tighter focus, a more defined world, newer cooler names for the factions, a clearer beginning middle and end, and the ability to explore and do things I wanted to do with this but couldn't when I was wrapping up the original. Hope you enjoy the new direction!

unedited draft

dont botherr reading. audio test of incomplete and unedited stories.

Catharsis is the purification and purgation of emotions—especially pity and fear—through art or any extreme change in emotion that results in renewal and restoration. What happens if a parallel universe existed and gave both women another chance to restart what they have ended? This is the parallel ending to Halo.

just a narration test.

During a rainy night, Greg, Joseph, and River spend the night at the beach house. Soon, the trio discovers their hidden feelings for each other.

This is how it says, my Author Notes. I've written up a few Author notes and what not to keep everyone up to date. I recommend that you follow this if you are following or favouriting any of my stories or me for that matter and you will receive updates through my Author Notes on any and all things that come up. This is only M rated in case of any Coarse Language.