This is the sequel to Hand in unlovable hand. Five years have past since Eric, Kyle, Trent and Flavia made a pact. Their goal is simple: Eric Cartman must become the next president, but it's not as simple as they had anticipated; obstacles, challenges and scandals awaits them at every turn. KYMAN!

20 years in the future, Patty Nelson marries Eric Cartman and she is pregnant with his baby. Will the baby end up like him? Find out in this story.

Mostly set around the same as Toolshed Returns, The Coon gets paranoid about the Coronavirus. He and four other heroes try to do something about it

When South Park Elementary closes for the summer, Kenny and Timmy get to stay at Lake Tardicaca for the first time. But when Kenny meets another special kid in a parka, how do they get along? IN PROGRESS.

Kyle is struggling with an eating disorder can his boyfriend Stan help him? (I do not own South Park)

My take on the events of the South Park season eleven finale "The List".

Collab with Dragon Slaer. Clyde is failing at maths and Heidi is the only one who can help. Some inappropriate stuff coming, mostly Dragon Slaer's idea. The characters are between the ages of 17 and 18

It’s Valentine’s Day in South Park, and Timmy’s teacher purchased a ton of chocolate kits for the students. From the students making candy, to cards, to world peace wishes, Timmy has an extra wish... IN PROGRESS.

Toolshed returns after a very long absence to stop Mexican Joker from fucking up his home town.

What's exactly the opposite to 'move on? Tweek knows.

Jimmy Valmer never knew what it was like to have his heart shattered till he met Leslie Meyers, when learned that he was just a pawn in the government's plans to take down Freedom Pals. Love hurts and is a questionable emotion, why would you still love someone, even after they hurt you?

After the fight with Sub Niggurath, a third Civil War is about to break out, but the New Kid reaches his breaking point when some of the Freedom Pals exchange harsh words towards him. New Kid runs off clearly distraught, and the rest of the heroes, realizing what has this game did to him, search for him to make amends. Pardon if the characters are OOC. I may make a second chapter.

Cartman is tired of no one knowing Kenny dies all the time except him. So he sees a therapist about it and tells him he's just having episodes so he looks to Damien for help-since he is from the seventh layer of hell-on why his friend keeps dying all the time and he's the only one who knows.

At the height of the Gender War among the fourth grade, the children have also began to do fantasy roleplay. Of course, because of this, several complications began to arise. What darkness could possibly come about the town? Centered around the girls, features OCs, takes place before TSOT.

Cartman lo sabía, Kyle en realidad era un reverendo hijo de puta.

When Cartman vows revenge on Henrietta for humiliating him, he pays Kenny to start dating her, leading up to his ultimate plan to make a fool of her in front of the entire school. Promising to pay 100 for every part of his plan he completes, how can Kenny refuse? But a serious wedge comes to the plan when he ends up falling in love with the goth! Please read and review

The boys spend the night together at Stan's house, and what's a fun sleepover without 'truth or dare? Kyman. Rated T.

Pete gets paired up with Mike for a movie analysis assignment, at first Pete is pissed off because he assumes he's still a douchey vamp kid but boy was he wrong, he's kind of punk now and he starts to really like the kid but Michael is a possessive jealous asshole who can't let go. And so the drama ensues...

Stan and Wendy leave their twins are Randy's place but when the twins go missing. Meanwhile Tweek is trying to deal with family issues and he suspects that his parents were involved with the twins going missing. It's up to Craig and Tweek to find the twins. Rated T for suggestive themes.

Kyle first sees Death on a Monday morning like any other. He vows to protect his friends, but maybe, maybe the cost was too high. But it wasn't really. There isn't a real cost for a life. In which Kyle gives away everything he knows in an act to guarantee his friend's safety. Oneshot. Cover isn't mine

Kyle Broflovski, Heir to the Forest Elves Throne. Eric Cartman, Heir to the Kingdom of Kupa Keep. In an attempt to bring both Kingdoms into an era of peace, their parents set them up in what they hope will lead to a genuine and prosperous marriage. It's unfortunate they hadn't a clue what this would lead to.

Kenny has been a servant in House Cartman most of his life, suffering countless abuses. While he manages to get by, with the help of his friends, he hasn't believed in fairy tales in a long time. But when he overhears his master plotting against Prince Kyle at the ball, Kenny has to act. Luckily for him, there's a little fairy magic working in his favour. K2, some Stendy and Creek.

Four tales to do with Valentines Day and 5 shippings. These include, Stendy, Kydi, Kola, Netters and Scotphie

Cartman takes his own life. Two weeks after his tragic death, a classmate Kyle finds a mysterious box on his porch. Inside the box are recordings made by Cartman in which he explains the 13 reasons why he decided to commit suicide. If Kyle listens to all the recordings, he will find out how he made it on the list. And how the other boys did, too. And girls.

My take on what happened after the events of the South Park episode "Breast Cancer Show Ever".