Cobra Commander sends out a PSA to prove his own leadership skills. It goes as well as all his other schemes.

Join our favorite terrorist organization as they go through a typical year trying by any means necessary to rule the world. Using theft, kidnapping, zombies, murder, fraud, vampire turkeys, interdimensional travel, chicken restaurants and whatever it takes to win.

Cover Girl and Shipwreck broke up three months ago. Now they are forced to go on a mission together behind enemy lines to recover the Night Striker, an experimental version of the W.H.A.L.E. hovercraft. Will they be able to put their differences aside and accomplish their goal, or will they get tripped up in an emotional Claymore that will sink all hope of success?

A series of drabbles and one shots I'm writing as I reread the original Marvel comics.

Lady Jaye meets Shipwreck, and life is never the same again. Loosely follows Sunbow storyline.

The fifth set of the series. Series completed. Changed one word in Ch.19. R&R, please.

Sequel to Red Witch story 'On The Road With Cobra Commander' Co-written by Snake Screamer.

A sequel to Red Witch story 'Cobra Commander And The Bermuda Triangle' and (In Year of the Cobra) set after chapter 78. Crystall ball convince the others to throw a seance, how quickly they regret that decision. Rated t for swearing

Never judge a Joe by his Hawaiian shirt.

It's February 1991, and while the rest of the G.I. Joe team is getting prepped for a mission to Trucial Abymsia, Communications Officer Breaker has uncovered intelligence of their enemy's plans to create a new super soldier. Teaming up with Quick Kick, the two travel to Madrid on a mission neither will ever forget.

Shipwreck lost his family, even if they weren't real. It was all strip away from him, a gift given and cruelly taken by Cobra. However, can a mishap lead to happiness for the hapless sailor after all?

The continuation of Sit-reps. Final chapter up. Codenames Airfoil and Treads are available so long as you PM me first.

After the synthoid conspiracy, Duke and Scarlett take a hard look at their relationship.

Co-Written by ColdFusion 180! Short Fuse decides to make himself the subject of his own show. Too bad his timing needs work.

Cobra Commander has always favoured Zartan, and Zartan is happy to go along with it. Destro never is. None of them are happy about the Serpentor situation, though. Cobra Commander/Zartan pairing.

Set post series finale of GI Joes Renegades. Duke and Flint discuss Duke's new scar and fall into old patterns.

I don't understand. I thought I was a normal average teenager going through a shit experience. When I thought my troubles where over, more just come piling on. I cant even explain it myself I went in normal, but then came out as a killing machine. Maybe these people could help i suppose, i mean its not like i got anything else better to do.

Meet Noel Brenza, ex getaway driver and now new Motor Viper. Noel is about to have his wits tested. But before we get to that. Let's see how he got to where he is now.

Camila Mendoza has just started working as a secretary in a prestigious laboratory. Unfortunately, it will not last long. The G.I. Joe come raid the lab that same day, in search of supporters of Cobra, and Camila will find herself unemployed before receiving her first check. Luckily, there is a Joe who is willing to give this lonely girl a hand. Such a shame that he's so quiet...

Real life collides with the Joe-verse and Lady Jaye's voice is stolen. Story inspired by Mary McDonald-Lewis, the voice actress for Sunbow's Lady Jaye. One shot.

When a pair of international crime masters enter the new equation of the new order, Cobra is getting stronger than ever. But old wounds will be brought out again. Would our heroes handle the pressure or let us gett dommed. If you are interested then grab your snacks and prepare your self to the new order coming. I only own my ocs, all ownership of G.I Joe goes to Hasbros.

Lady Jaye comes face to face with the one thing she has always tried to avoid—her family. Follows the story line of In All the Ways We Are Family and Lady Down.

This is the 1987 film as experienced by different characters. Includes A.U. events, canon character deaths, and OCs. All chapters now combined...unless i missed one. R&R please.

A story I wrote long before I knew what fan fiction was, using characters based on Snake Eyes, Stormshadow, a ninja clan of outcasts, who band together to rescue the OC, who happens to be Snake Eye's wife.

Come for the tryst between Destro and the Baroness (occurring right after the G.I. Joe Gamesmaster episode); stay for the second and last time (really I promise) I will have Heidi Atelier (ProJared's wife) rant maniacally as a WWF/E persona at Holly Conrad (See WTF Tuberstars for the first time; virtually nobody read that so I had this followup shamelessly ride another story).