Gunnar's never been one to complain, but outsourcing for a translator? Then he meets their new coworker. Belle's angry and fresh from prison, and what is it about her that makes Crankenstein want to play? The last thing Barney needs is the team compromised, but the past seems determined to free the skeletons from their closets and none of them are ready for that, especially Gunnar.

There isn't an easy fix for screwed-up old men like Barney. Barney/Lee.

Hi, my name is Aaliyah Caitlyn Christmas.. I'm mercenary for hire, everybody knows me as a Padfoot. That's because if I want, nobody's able to find me. What will happen when I appear in New Orleans and find my father? Read to find out. ON HOLD!

"I want you. Just for one night, then never again." Barney/Gunnar. Pre-Canon. One-shot.

When Barney feels odd around Maggie after the fiasco with Vilain, she decides to see what's wrong with the old veteran. But when she figures out his complication, she can't think of any other way but to be of assistance towards him. (Cover by Lentex)

Barney Ross is asked to help out an old friend in distress. A Barney Ross/OC story about planes, tattoos and the man with the unbelievable crow and skull tattoo...things start rollin slowly, so please give it a chance. Please read and review. Rated T for now. Just changed the title because of too many queens around recently *g*

The team must find and help Oracle, who had gone missing in her homeland of Scotland. Originally going there to help with a personal family matter, Oracle is caught. A sequel to Oracle, the team finds out more than they ever thought about their new team member. The characters of the Expendables are not mine, but all oc's are.

When Gunnar sees his woman in the bar talking to Tool after their breakup he finds he can't take his eyes off her. Will she take him back? Takes place before my Lee/OC story that is now up 'The Trouble With Ava'. (Gunnar/OC)

The Expendables meet up with a sweet young thing who has a little fetish with deep voices and tattoos. Their lives may not be perfect but they have each other. Will business get in the way of a happy future for Barney or will he pull his head out of his ass and enjoy what life has given him.

Before they land and begin their next mission, Gunnar has a question for Isabelle, the team's temporary translator, and it's not "do you think these pants make my ass look good?" Drabble. AU to Sinner's Prayer.

"I trust Deborah Martin," Barney said sternly. "Yeah, see, I don't. She's an unhinged alcoholic, and she's now off the CIA's leash! And you want to aid and abet her!" Christmas fumed. Sequel to Sound of Madness.

The two sat on the bed across from each other. Her back was toward the headboard of the bed frame, his was toward the rest of the room. She sat cross legged and he was the same. "Do you have any regrets?" he asked her. She chuckled as her head fell forward for a moment, then she sat back, still chuckling softly but sadly. "Tons," she answered. (rated T just in case)

Gunner and Kenzie's twins are nineteen and the newest members of the Expendables. Their numbers are down and new blood is brought in. Max is instantly taken with the new tall, dark and handsome recruit, but will this put her at odds with her father and the family? Rated M for all the usual stuff. Read and review, let me know what you think! Gunner Jensen/Original characters.

Close to the edge of madness, if not over it, are a team of young agents hired by the international organization of NATO. Whether it was a matter of political issues or power, they were met by the old school team, who proudly call themselves Expendables. Friendships, family, pain and torture are what builds the world of their understanding in reality. (OCs mainly) rated strongly M.

Follow Toll and Lily through their adventures with as an Expendable, through their ups and downs, dangers and fun.

This is a follow up to "Screwing up all over again". This one shot explains why Cleo keeps forgiving Gunner overtime he screws up. How much longer can she can it?

What was it like for Kenzie and Gunner during Expendables 3? What happened when Barney broke up the team and Gunner loses one part of his life, but has Kenzie to turn to? Set after "Gunner's Christmas Present' but before "Gunner's Last Christmas". Rated M for all the usual stuff. Please enjoy and review.

He over came his biggest demons and has been able to redeem himself. However can he keep his promise to the one person that matters in his life. She never asked for any of this and was stuck with him no matter what.

On a dangerous mission to seek out a villain from their pasts, The Expendables gang runs into a problem larger than they've ever encountered before. It's up to them then to contain a food-borne illness outbreak of epic proportions as they discuss in great detail the widespread implications of workplace discrimination. Some may not make it out alive...

C'était un connard, mais il ne pourrait jamais le laisser partir. [Doc/Lee]

After an op fails tragically in South Africa, former Marine and mercenary Magnolia Steele goes AWOL with sensitive intel. The CIA hires Barney Ross and his Expendables, along with Shady Powell, to bring her back and finish the job she left behind. What happens next won't leave anyone stainless. Co-written with M. R. Kenobi

Per Barney's request, Molly goes to check on an AWOL Gunnar. Drunk out of his mind, he tells her the story of his one great love.

Kenzie is six months pregnant when an ugly part of her past reappears. Gunner is forced into desperate action to save Kenzie and his unborn twins. Rated M for language and situations. Please read and review!

"But she wished she had had the guts to go up to him and say hello. Or possibly break his legs, she wasn't sure which." ― Stieg Larsson, The Girl Who Played with Fire. Lee/OC maybe Toll Road/OC

The team eagerly awaits the news after Kenzie's first ultrasound. What happens next is not what anyone is expecting! Rated T for some swearing.