One shot. Lazy early morning for Tars Tarkas with a royal pain in the way of a Red Man. Will remain complete until/if inspirations strikes for more chapters. Rated K for mild curses.

With Zodanga closing in around her beloved city, Princess Dejah Thoris seeks a way...any way at all...to save herself and her people. Missing moments from the film.

He had always been idealist; something she had come to respect and admire as they grew. But the land is unforgiving, as is the nomadic people that walk it; and she wonders if the minds set in the old ways can be changed... OCXTars Tarkas

A parody of serious proportions...