A collection of ficlets based on generated first lines or short pieces by themselves. Daddy catches Morry with another runt, but as he takes the rabbit to the cutting board, Morry closes his eyes.

Elka Doom has a vision of Chloe having a very, very bad hair day. She decides that she absolutely MUST save Chloe's tresses, using Amway-brand hair care products. To quote the great philosopher Bubsy the Cat: What could possibly go wrong?

After learning she isn't the only one having strange nightmares about a man with a shower cap and three-pronged claw, Lili decides to gather information from her fellow PSI cadets. Unfortunately, the only one around to ask is Bobby.

Bobby gets captured on a mission, and it's up to Chloe to save him from a violent cult.

Mikhail and Bobby have destroyed part of the lodge in a fight. Now, they have to deal with the consequences and mischief of a mildly unhinged counselor. With her incredibly telekinetic powers, she's delivered the ultimate punishment: clasping their hands together and refusing to let them go until they can play nice with each other.

Set before the events of Psychonauts. "We're rearing child soldiers." Sasha and Milla set up camp for the coming summer.

Hollis has paperwork to approve, but Milla has a clever method to get her out of her office to socialize. Hollis/Milla.

Gloria's crying echoes throughout the courtyard, and Sheegor debates with herself if it's right to leave her post to help her. Gloria/Sheegor.

After a long day of dealing with the Tender Brains, Crystal and Franke leave the camp behind for a night. Franke/Crystal.

After learning that Bonita will not come out of her dressing room (again), Becky takes measures into her own hands (again). Becky/Bonita.

Saved excerpts from a recently deleted blog. The blog's purpose had apparently been to 'debunk the lies spread by 'True' Psychic Tales Comics and to dust the sticky purple cobwebs off the truth,' but most of it reads like bad fanfiction to me. What do you think?

Hey, Crystal. I just wanted you to know that if you need anything, like to talk to anyone, just let me know.

Hellraiser IV: Bloodline is not a good film. Bobby knows this but has Chloe watch it anyway.

Agent Bobby Zilch was never one for lavish parties, but the night moves in a cyclical pattern from good, to bad, to worse, to good in the span of an hour. (CW: alcohol usage, references to addiction.)

As she walks down a snowy path, Milla overhears something from strange coming from the campfire area and investigates.

Gloria finds herself in a strange place, with people she's never met.

Chloe conducts a spur-of-the-moment experiment.

Raz does something to Bobby, leaving him in disarray when everyone keeps staring at his hair.

Staying up until 3:00 a.m. is not the ideal work environment for Chloe, but she makes do. After all, she has a spaceship to design. Chloe/Bobby

Quentin runs into an old friend at a party.

It never struck Chloe how strange it was for Bobby's ribs to show.

"We can coexist. Franke and I won't charge you to pass, but at the same time, you won't charge us for your..." She giggled and shook her head. "...protection services. It's as easy as that. A quid pro quo." Kitty and Bobby come to an agreement, which is heavily advantageous for the former.

Mikhail comes across a very strange sight in the Advanced Kids' cabin.

Oleander receives a call from a former camper ready to fall off the edge.

A mysterious stranger walks into Milka's life on what has to be the worst day she's ever experienced. Tw: Animal Death Tw: Animal Murder TW: Child abuse Tw: Kidnapping