Eve and Dirk had been cuddling for almost two hours before she even noticed what he was wearing. "Adam, what is this on your body?" she asked before she went in for a long, loving kiss. It lasted about a good 10 seconds before she finally let go. "It looks very uncomfortable. You should take it off." she said, not as a suggestion. With superhuman-like strength, Eve ripped off the steel armor without breaking a sweat, leaving Dirk the Daring in just his underwear. This managed to bring him to senses, and he quickly realized what was going on. "Um, Eve I-," Dirk started to say before Eve quickly interrupted. "Yes, i know, it's much more comfortable. Now, I made your favorite for dinner, mashed potatoes and and lima beans!" Eve finally put Dirk down to grab the plates. "Wait, did you say lima be-" Dirk said before Eve jumped in. "Yes, yes, I know you love it, no need to thank me" she said picking up Dirk and setting him on her lap and kissing his cheek, leaving him wishing he had gotten away when he had the chance. "Think of it as a "coming home" gift. Now open wide, Adam..." Eve picked up a big scoop of lima beans and brung it towards Dirks mouth. "Wait!," yelled Dirk. "I'm allergic to lim- gulp!" Eve shoved the spoon into his mouth, forcing him to swallow. Instantly, his tounge went numb. he tried to say "Stop! I'm not Adam!", but it just sounded like gibberish. "Oh, you must have bitten your tounge!" Eve exclaimed. "Looks like you won't be eating this then." She immediately wolfed down both plates, leaving both of them spotless. Her face, however, was a different story. "Let's go to bed early, Adam," she said, staring at him with a look in her eyes the he didn't like. Dirk instantly tried finding ways to escape. "You've missed a lot of cuddling in the week you've been gone." Relief flooded through Dirks body. But once Eve threw him on the bed and started her cuddling, the relief was quickly replaced with pain. Apparently, Eves idea of cuddling was to crush all the bones in your body while suffocating you to death. After 5 minutes, Dirk had had enough cuddling to last a lifetime. But there would be much more cuddling to come.
Finally, after hours and hours of cuddling, Eve had finally gone to sleep. the only problem was that she fell asleep with her arms wrapped tight around Dirk, giving him no chance of escape. And even worse, she snored. LOUD. So Dirk spent all night trying to wiggle his way out of her arms. He could have done it to, but when he almost got out she woke up and pulled him right back in. "Good morning, my sweet Adam's apple," said Eve happily. "How did you sleep?" "I didn't," Dirk said groggily. "And I'm not Ad-" Eve suddenly grabbed his face and kissed him. But this time, it was no 10 second kiss. this kiss lasted for half an hour at the least, and once she was done, breakfast was ready. "You'll love breakfast, honey," said Eve, kissing his cheek, and this time sitting on his lap, nearly killing him. "It's your favorite." "Please don't tell me it's-" was all Dirk could get out before Eve shoved the spoon in his mouth. "Lima beans!" She said happily. All Dirk could do was sigh as he felt his tounge go numb. "I love you so much Adam!" said Eve as she threw Dirk on the bed for some more cuddling. And then, Dirk realized, that this was his life now. he was stuck, and there was no getting out.
what do you guys think? thinking of making a part 3