chapter 2 at OSH the next day

"yeah so my mom wants to meet you, videl," Gohan said nervously "why the hell should I do that! you kicked me through a Fucking tree!" videl replied angrily "to be fair you were the one who challenged me" videl huffed "fine. what's the worst that can happen"

Gohan replied "probably getting eaten by a t-rex" videl facepalmed "that was rhetorical. plus you're not helping Gohan," Gohan asked "what's that taste like" videl sweatdropped Gohan just stood there confused "ok let's get to history," said videl getting back up "ok" Gohan replied.

in history

Gohan took out his capsule opening it on his desk he took out the books he needed the teacher exclaimed "today we will be learning about the Saiyans" 'oh god' thought Gohan 'what did Vegeta do this time' the teacher said "given to us by capsule corp we have clear information about the aliens that attacked east city 9 years ago" and the teacher continued "the sayians were a warrior race they invaded a planet called 'planet plant' after there original home was destroyed their first home was planet salada once on planet plant they fought a long and hard battle but succeded in invading the planet they renamed it planed Vegeta,"

"then 1000 years later the legendary super Saiyan was born and freiza enslaved the sayian race"

"whats a super sayian," asked videl to the class's surprise it was Gohan who answered there "are actually four types of super sayian legendary super sayian, normal super sayian, super sayian 2, and super sayian 3 in super sayian 1 your hair turns blond but in super sayian 2 it is blonde and electricity appears in super sayian 3 the same but hair grows very long" the teacher replied "that is actually correct" sharpener was surprised "so how does nerd-boy know this" eresa replied "who knows" videl became even more suspicious. "next part appearance sayians look almost exactly like humans except for a few key differences," the teacher said continuing on "these include spiky black hair and a tail" videl looked at Gohan who was sweating nervously "don't you have spiky black hair" Gohan suddenly yelled, "what does that have to do with this? I'm not a Saiyan" the whole class looked at him videl smirked thinking she found some info on the new kid "oh but you are and what was that about blonde hair, just like the gold fighter" Gohan just sat back in his seat 'i need a new disguise I know ill have Bulma make it for me' videl looked at him "Gohan did you say something" Gohan hurriedly said "no" videl looked at him you said "that you need a new disguise and you'll have Bulma briefs make it for you" Gohan looked scared "no it can't be. no, we aren't bonding, id never do 'that' with her" videl yelled back "what the hell does that mean?" the teacher nervously responded "when a Saiyan male finds his mate they start to hear each other's thoughts. it's the sayian equivalent of getting married" eresa piped up "does that mean videl and Gohan are a couple? yay!" Videl's eyes became very dangerous "Gohan I'm gonna fucking kill you" Gohan got out a desperate "eep" and disappeared videl got an idea 'I'm gonna rock his 6-foot world' Gohan heard this and replied 'are you coming on to me?' videl screeched "get out of my head!" everyone looked at her like she was crazy

son house

"Hello, ms. son" said videl "please just call me chichi," said chichi "so this is the girl I've heard about I'm sorry for the troubles my son caused you" videl blanched "Gohan talks about me?" chichi responded "oh yes its all he talks about" then videl noticed a picture of Gohan younger with one broken arm fighting cell 'so Gohan is the delivery boy. I've finally found some dirt on your son Gohan'