Dynamo Pov:

"So here I am, on a back watered planet as well working for a seemingly attractive female. I didn't expect for this to happen, all I wanted was to come to this planet. Kill the doctor and get off the planet as well go on my way to hunt down more targets. Instead, I get humiliated by a bunch of apes as well now get off this rock. Also, to make matters work I got to wear some mask to cover my face. Total bullshit, thought that being said it's not all that bad. I'm basically the only one around with powers as well working at a place I didn't think a planet like this would have. A strip club, box exactly like the ones my employers are in. But one where I get a excuse to punch people if they try anything stupid, along of watching the women dance. But there is a catch, just like Erotica keeping her identity a secret. I got to do the same with the local life forms, luckily I have something for just the situation. Which is a glamour device I took from a guy that sifted out of some money he owed me, apparently it could disguise myself to look like a normal person. Let's see if I could put this to the test and fool some of these apes."

The Tender Loins-Midnight

Inside of the gentlemen's club was same as usual, the customers residing of mostly men along with a few women walked in to see the entertainment. All in the while, in the back was a familiar like male. It was Dynamo who was right now in his disguised form which resided that of a normal teen male, with dark brown eyes along with light brown comb hair along wearing a neon color purple and black shirt. He also had that of a pair of shades to cover his magenta eyes, he had begun that of the Tender Loins newest security as well janitor who would clean up after everyone.

Kevin: "Duke! We got a construction worker situation!"

Shouted the owner which that was Dynamo's 'secret identity' name that Erotica thought about. Though Dynamo thought since he was going be here he would want to keep his name, though being a partner to masked superhero as well agent. Everyone needed a alter ego, the 'human' walked over to noticed a rather heavily intoxicated male with a construction look as well holding one of the girls,

"Come on baby, show me some of those titties!"

Sounding rather drunk as well making the stripper uncomfortable, the alien could see that this was one of the reason why Earth was a backwater planet. Poor bastards couldn't hold their liquor, not like he knew cause he didn't drink. But still knew that from the employers that he's met, they could hold their own with a mug in their hand.

Duke: "Sir, the rules are. You can look at the girls, no touching or even trying to grab the bra."

Doing his best to play 'nice', cause if he got angry he's cover would be expose. Though from the look of the drunken male, the alien could tell that this wasn't going to be exactly easy.

"Eh how about you go suck back on your mother's stale breasts you brat."

Insulting the alien as Dynamo, was left almost speechless seeing that he just insulted his mother. To which at that moment, he carefully walks over to the man's back side. As well quickly lifted him by the back of his shirt, the man quickly got angry as well tried to hit the guard in the face. Though right on impact, the drunken adult yelled in pain from how he felt like his face was like a brick wall.

Duke: "OK, now I'm pissed."

Telling the drunk as everyone saw how 'Duke' was handling this problem, he walked the man to the exit as well quickly leads him to hitting him to the wall by accident. Along with opening the door, where a line of people who were waiting outside to get in. Saw the scene happening, to which Duke raised him up by the collar and head butts him.

Duke: "That's going be the only head you'll be getting tonight."

Making a witty remark as well throwing him straight to some garbage cans, everyone was shocked to see someone that size pick up a fat drunk man. Dynamo, looked at the group as well quickly raised his eyebrow at them.

Duke: "Respect your women."

Telling the people outside to which the line of people merely looked afraid as he headed back inside, as well had to clean his forehead to which he had to wash the blood that might be on him. By the corner was Erotica, who was in a lingerie type bikini as well having a drink. Along near Persephone, who had just noticed the display of security that Duke had done.

Persephone: "Huh, that boy sure got some upper body strength. Is he your nephew?"

Asking Erotica as the blonde haired girl merely chuckled seeing that he wasn't, though a highly dangerous alien delinquent that is now working with her to protect her city as well possibly help him control his attitude. So she couldn't tell her friend that, to which she takes a quick drink as well thinks of something.

Erotica Jones: "Well, yes. My sister was needed to attend a hospital since she's a nurse, so right now. I'm watching over, Duke."

Coming up with something quick to say as well that sounded real, though the two women heard a commotion from the bathroom as it was another man making a problem. Which Duke, 'politely' escorted him out as well threw him outside of the doors. Persephone could tell quickly that he needed a whole lot of help, in which Erotica laughed since he had a long way to go in deed. Dynamo, was right now just annoyed at how many drunk people were in this place.

Duke: "If there is one more person that insults me, I'm going to impale that sorry son of a.."

Thinking of a creative punishment, he was getting a ringing sound coming through his belt. Along with Stripperella, as the two could tell they were needed. Erotica looked at Duke confirming they had to move, the alien boy merely sighs as well looking a bit excited as the two headed off in a hurry. Heading into the back of the building, the two quickly suited up as well got into their uniforms. Stripperella, doing a somewhat heroic pose stood behind that of a light pole that was shinning behind her as well Dynamo as they looked ready for action.

Stripperella: "Look out crime, cause were going to take a bite out of you."

Thinking a battle cry for the two of them, though Dynamo merely looked a bit confused by that seeing how that was possibly not so, intimidating.

Dynamo: "That, was seriously weak."

Commenting on that as the blonde haired woman merely sighs seeing how this partnership was going to take a while to get used to. They rushed over to the scooter as Erotica quickly changed it into her motorcycle, the two hopped on as well begun to ride off into the street. The alien, held on to her waist along not letting go as the woman merely chuckled at how he was sticking close.

Stripperella: "Better be careful back their, it gets bumpy."

Teasing him as the alien boy merely grunts as he wasn't doing this in a sexual manner, he just didn't want to fall off the bike. Although she was incredibly sexy as well could make men drool, he wasn't exactly into human women. The two continued to drive through the street as well get some whistles from the people seeing Stripperella ride throughout the city on her bike.

Dynamo: "I seriously wouldn't mind slagging these guys."

Finding it annoying with these people, though Erotica stopped him from trying to pull out a blaster since they were heroes. Not people who hurt others, only bad guys. Soon enough they were out of the city as well heading to the tunnel which lead to their secret organization FUGG, the secret entrance opened up for the both of them as they headed downwards towards the underground base where they would see what was going on.

FUGG Underground base

The two masked crime fighters soon enough made their way to the parking lot as well did a stylish like stop making several agents looked surprised at how the two didn't fall off their bike. They got right off the bike as well headed right to the access pad where Erotica, pulled down the side of her skirt to show her number as it scanned it. Dynamo, merely turned his eyes not understand which she would place a code right on her rather perfect ass. The doors soon opened up which showed in facility of FUGG, as they proceed to walk to the chief's office. Dynamo could notice that several humans were looking at him as well some of them that had body parts in casts.

Dynamo: "Ugh, my bad. But hey, your alive right?"

Telling everyone but Erotica merely glares at him as she dragged him by the ear like if she was his sister seeing that he might start trouble. Although the alien could regenerate any attack, his ear getting pulled hurt like hell. The two headed right into chief Stroganoff's office, walking inside Stripperella saluted to the boss while Dynamo placed his hands in his pockets looking at the over sized human.

Stripperella: "Agent's sixty nine and fifty one reporting for duty."

Announcing their arrival as well telling Dynamo's code number, since he needed one if he was required to work with Stripperella. Along that his code was basically a play on for the suppose Area fifty one place where it's said to hold aliens. The human boss, was right now practicing on his putting as he looked at the two masked heroes ready for action.

Chief Stroganoff: "Stripperella, good to see you here. Now I'm not going to sugar coat it, but you have a old enemy that has busted out of prison and coming after you for revenge."

He explained as this made Stripperella rather shocked as she had busted a lot of criminals, as well made sure none of them escaped prison. Stroganoff pressed a button on the side of his desk while continuing his putting to show a image on the television screen behind the two. The two noticed the culprit was a man with orange hair, having a one cent symbol across his long sleeve coat as well on a top hat.

Dynamo: "Who's the suit monkey?"

Not exactly seeing him as a threat but more of a joke, to which the guy would be used as a chew toy for a giant mutt as well ate and puked out to only be buried in the backyard. Though for the two humans, this certain individual was dangerous.

Stripperella: "He's name is Cheapo, a discount villain who only steals rather none expensive items. But how did he break out?"

Chief Stroganoff: "Good behavior, though that's the least of your concern. He's attempting something big, as well ready to spring it right on you. Which is why Hal and Bernard have some new devices that will help you with this revenge plot against you."

Quickly responding to her as well confirming that she was going to be armed and ready for the villain, before Dynamo could say anything. Stroganoff quickly hits his golf ball which ricochet's across the room as well hit's the alien right in his teeth which causes it to break. The alien, looked at his destroyed teeth on the ground as well growled angry. As well could feel them regenerating in a instant, before he could rip off the fat man's body. Stripperella stopped him seeing how he need a better hold on that anger.

Dynamo: "Please tell me I get to hurt this asshole when we meet him."

Asking Erotica since Cheapo was supposedly dangerous to her, to which she nodded as he may seemed a bit pathetic. But was clever, as well a way to direct Dynamo's anger on the villain then on the chief who needed to seriously work on his putting outside. The human chief quickly pulls a lever to the side which showed several tubes that would lead them to the lab. The two headed right inside as well were shot upwards by a gust of air, that would lead them to the laboratory.

FUGG Laboratory

Within the underground base was FUGG's high tech state of the art lab, where the top scientists would make equipment for their agents. Right by a table with some new gadgets was a tall yet skinny dark skin scientist with glasses, near a white male scientist with brown hair along wearing glasses as well. The two were checking out a theory. Until suddenly, their talk was interrupted by Stripperella and Dynamo arriving which the two scientists noticed them quickly.

Stripperella: "Hey Hal, Bernard. What you got for me today?"

Greeting them as well asking at them same time, as well making the two boys nervous since she was rather, attractive with her uniform. Dynamo, could tell they were virgins from how they reacted to Erotica being close to them.

Hal: "Of course, we just have designed some new gadgets that will help you. Laser lipstick, knock out mascara, winter green floss with a strong wire that can hold a person as well possibly a giant robot if tested."

Explaining to her as the tools looked rather impressive, though for Dynamo. Noticed something, this made his magenta eyes widen at the sight along making him looked rather pissed off. Right by some several vehicles that were design for special operations, was his bike. It had a skull on the top by the handle bars, a custom made engine as well that of high tech rockets on the side. Along with some weapons on the side which was front of the hood, the alien motorcycle was right now connected to several wires as well computers in which it was being looked at as well studied.

Dynamo: "What are you virgin jackass's doing to my bike?!"

Asking shockingly as well scared seeing how the wires as well sparking from them that was connected to the metal around his vehicle was ruining the paint.

Bernard: "Well, we were so fascinated by it as well thought, since you might not need it. We could, look into it's design as well see if we could make some upgrades to it."

Answering as the purple skin alien merely growled at the dark skin human seeing how that this was his bike. However, he noticed a look on Erotica's face seeing how Bernard was a good guy. The alien, merely lowered his head as well walked over to grab the keys from the ignition.

Dynamo: "Don't, ruin. The paint job."

Pointing a finger at the human as the frightened scientist nodded, he walked over to Stripperella seeing how she was ready. Along thanking her friends for the gadgets, the two masked heroes quickly headed back up the tubes as well possibly find out where Cheapo might strike as well here he would exact his revenge.

Back to the city

Riding across the street was both Stripperella as well Dynamo as the two were trying to locate Cheapo, as well try to figure out where he could be at. Dynamo was going to question of where this guy was going to be at, but Stripperella remembered the last time she faced him. It was at a museum of the world's largest items, as well trying to steal a diamond in the exhibit. The Cubic Zirconium imitation diamond, it might be possible he might try to steal it again.

Stripperella: "I know where he might attack me, as well possibly get something that I foiled him in."

Giving Dynamo a heads up on where Cheapo might begin his plot, the alien however merely cared about causing breaking some bones. However before he could enjoy the thought, Stripperella gripped the throttle hard as well made it go faster. Along caused Dynamo to hold onto her breast as she noticed the grabbed, soon enough they arrived at the museum along the woman noticed the grab.

Dynamo: "My bad, got surprised by the rush."

Apologizing quick as well trying not to look like a nervous child, which Erotica could tell he didn't do it on purpose. They looked at the world's largest item's, to which where the diamond might be in. The two walked in to check around the vicinity of the area, where they headed directly towards the diamond exhibit where it would hold the most incredible intimidated diamonds.

Dynamo: "I seriously don't get why you didn't kill the guy, if he was dangerous wouldn't it be better to. Slag him?"

Questioning her method of handling criminals, though the human woman knew that his method of handling things would be to blast the person into several pieces.

Stripperella: "Because superheroes don't take lives, which is going to be your lesson. You can hurt people as well possibly break their bones, but never kill. Otherwise you become the bad guy. And I would have to stop you."

Advising him that his killing would have to stop, along with that he if went over the line. She would have no choice but to take him down, as the two were going to continue this talk of the moral of taking lives. They heard that of something, a familiar sound which was that from a penny. The two looked over at large sofa, which the masked partners saw none other then Cheapo. As the oddly clothed villain smirked at them as well flickering a penny across his fingers.

Cheapo: "Well if it isn't the Bimbo of justice, as well her purple nurple sidekick. So glad you could make it, as well to witness my revenge."

Proclaiming that he would exact his revenge upon her, as well would make sure it was going to hurt a lot as well be merciless. Dynamo, not exactly caring for a monologue pulled out his blaster about to shut him up. However, Stripperella stopped him as the villain had the diamond in his hand as well couldn't afford it to be blown up.

Stripperella: "Creepo, I guess a leopard can't change spots. But the only colors I see is black and blue, which is going to be diminished on you by the two of us."

Seeing that she wasn't going to let him get the jump on them, as well promised Dynamo that he could hurt him. However, before the two could react Cheapo pulled out a ninety nine cent robot toy. A retro one to be exact, as well of it having a rather strange diamond shape in the back of the toy.

Cheapo: "Well, then at least let me introduce you to my favorite retro bot. As well a special feature that I had personally included to it, seeing how it's going to be the last toy you going to play with!"

He shouted as well plugged the diamond right into the side of the robot's back, as well tossing him towards the ground which suddenly. The robot lands right onto it's feet, the two looked at the retro toy as it suddenly changed. Along with increasing it's size, the retro robot soon looked much more destructive looking as well making claws as well it's red eyes glowing at them.

Dynamo: "This is cheap?"

Asking Stripperella as the two quickly moved to the side as well avoided the attack, as well watching how the retro robot was trying to stomp on them. Along with throwing it's claws towards the pair, while Stripperella used her acrobatics to avoid getting stomped on. Dynamo, focused on using his strength as well grabbing that of the world's largest baseball bat. As well swings it across the side of it's chest, though the wooden bat broke on impact.

Stripperella: "That baseball bat was signed by Babe Ruth!"

Looking shocked at what he had done, before the alien couldn't respond as he quickly gets stomped on. Though the alien held the foot as Stripperella saw the chance to take this robot down, using the strong tooth floss. She throws a string right towards it's head, along with heading upwards to the head. Landing on top, Dynamo took the chance as well tuck and rolls to the side. Along pulling out his blaster and aiming it at firing at the joints. Erotica, balancing herself took the chance to see the diamond right behind it's back. Doing a back flip to the diamond, she used her the laser lipstick as well begins to remove the diamond from the back.

Stripperella: "Lipstick's, a girls best friend. As well worst giant walking robot's nightmare."

Making a remark as well able to remove the diamond, but soon enough dropped it to land right into Cheapo's hand. Though right before the villain could get away, Dynamo stopped him with one arm making him drop on the ground. Along seeing the robot almost fall on them, he could have escaped but both the villain and diamond would be crushed. As it collapsed, Dynamo was about to punch it. Except it quickly turned reverted back to it's normal size and dropping right into Cheapo's hands. Soon enough, Stripperella landed right in front of the villain as well quickly took out her knock out mascara.

Stripperella: "Boys your age shouldn't play with expensive toys, they should be put to sleep."

As the mascara quickly knocked him out in a instant, as well making the cheap man fall into a deep sleep. Dynamo, looked at the woman thinking what she said was much better.

Dynamo: "If this is how it's going to be, then are we at least getting paid for this crap?"

Asking her seeing if this would happen, they should be paid more then at the strip club. Though Erotica smiled seeing how she would have a lot to teach him in the ways of crime fighting, as well that the only thing they would be paid in stopping a mad man like this. Would be the satisfaction of a job well done, as well some action along the way.