Jeffy: (Snoring) UH! (Snoring) UH!
Cartman: Is he okay, Mr. Mayor?
Mayor: I think he's taking a nap.
Cartman: I love that song! I wanna hear him sing it again!
French Narrator: One hour later.
(Lola is throwing streamers all around Mr. Knack while he is sleeping.)
Lola: (Giggling)
Mr. Knack: (Stirs awake) I told you, Lola! Do not put streamers everywhere around me!
(The bell in castle sunshine starts ringing.)
Lola and Mr. Knack: Uh Oh!
Kenny: (Muffled) (It's the Castle Sunshine bell! What does that mean Mr. Mayor?)
Mayor: Meeting time!
(All the good characters enter castle sunshine and sit down in their seats, having an overlap conversation.)
Mayor: Thank you all for coming. Now as you all know, The good news is that Butter's birthday is tomorrow.
All Good Characters: (Cheering)
Zoidberg: Hooray!
Rod and Todd Flanders: Yay!
The Rich Texan: Yee Haw! (fires two pistols in the air)
Mayor: But here's some bad news, the evil characters are back.
All Good Characters: (Gasping)
Grandpa Simpson: EVIL!
Bart Simpson: Ay Caramba!
Mario and Luigi: Mamma Mia!
Jeffy: Are you freaking high?
Fatbot: Oh, my God! (starts eating a cushion seat)
Malfunctioning Eddie: What?! (explodes)
Zoidberg: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! (runs around in circles)
Mr. Knack: Heavens to bootsy!
Mr. Burns: Come on, Nick. Stop saying those.
Mr. Knack: Another Nick episode! I hate being called Nick!
Mr. Burns: Oh, Nick Knack.
Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!
Bumblebee Man: Ay Ay Ay!
Helen Lovejoy: Won't somebody please think of the children?!
Professor Frink: Glayvin!
Superintendent Chalmers: Skinnerrrrrr!
Peter Griffin: Oh, no!
Lois Griffin: Oh, no!
Chris Griffin: Oh, no!
Meg Griffin: On, no!
Brian Griffin: Oh, no!
(Kool-Aid Man breaks through the wall)
Kool-Aid Man: Oh, yeah!
Butters: Shut up, Kool-Aid Man! You're not in this movie!
(The kids and all good characters look at Kool-Aid Man as he backs away awkwardly)
(The Mayor grabs a videotape.)
Mayor: Now this video will have the evil characters telling you about what they're plan is. Enjoy.
(The Mayor puts the tape on the TV and Lrrr instead of King Pig was on the screen.)
Lrrr: Hello, good characters. I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8! We just... (King Pig starts beating up Lrrr and the good characters all look confused) Hey hey hey! What are you doing?! Stop that! Knock it off! Cut it out!
King Pig: Get outta here, it's my time! Sorry about that. Hello, Good Characters. We just captured The Council of 63. (As he said that The Good Characters all looked scared, except for the live-action characters who look on in anger.) And to complete that a huge battle will begin tomorrow at 10:00 Am. And here is how my plan goes.
(And then the song You'll Be Back begins.)
King Pig: I was born to rule the world And I almost achieved that goal (Chorus: King Pig!) But Imaginationland had more Imagination than I could control (Chorus: King Pig!) Still they inspired this fun place. Which learns and returns each Turny, Turny, Twisty, Twisty all the way down thing (Chorus: King Pig!) Their lightsaber the ultimate weapon, will tell them Evil is back! It will all be mine. Power so divine I'll tell the sun to shine. On only me! It will be all mine, till the end of time. When this perfect crime makes history Evil Characters! This is our destiny! There'll be world domination, complete obliteration of all who now defy me. Let the universe prepare, good characters beware. You creatures shall not deny me now go, go, go! It will all be mine. Power so divine I'll tell the sun to shine on only me! It will all be mine, till the end of time When this perfect crime makes history Evil Characters! This is our destiny! There'll be total devastation, pure annihilation or absolute surrender. I'll have limitless Imagination, this is now our finest hour. Now go, go, go, go!
(After the song)
(Television satics and all the good characters are shocked when the video ends.)
Bender: Well, we're boned.
Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdelda used to say... "You know, some things are scary but they can pee your pants off".
All Good Characters: (Laughing)
Eureeka: Oh, Mr. Knack, you are the best handyman ever.
All Good Characters: Awwwww.
Marv: That's so sweet.
Mayor Joe Quimby: Hey, I got a idea! Let's go rescue the Council of 63!
Peter Griffin: That's a great idea.
Butters: We can also search for my parents too.
Maggie Simpson: (pacifier suck)
Mayor Joe Quimby: If all of you want to rescue The Council of 63, say "aye".
The Kids and All Good Characters: Aye.
Wendy: Mayor Quimby, how are we going to save The Council of 63?
Ned Flanders: She's got a point, you know.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. How?
Robotic Voice: Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
Nichole Daniels: What? Who the hell is that?
Toilet Paper: Oh, only the most intelligent being alive.
Gum: I am Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol, Mannitol, Calcium Carbinate, Soy Lecithin, Vegetable-Derived Glycerin and Talc. But for expediency's sake, you can call me... Gum.
The Kids and All Good Characters: Hi Gum!
Butters: Hey, guys! Come to the library. I found something.
(The Kids and All Good Characters went to the Castle Sunshine library and found a map.)
Mayor: It's a map!
Map: (singing) I'm the map! I'm the map! I'm the-
Butters: Shut the hell up! There's no time for a song!
Mayor: It's a map that will take us to The Evilland Castle.
Heidi: And to save The Council of 63!
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Cheering)
Cartman: Oh yeah! We're saving the Council of 63! Yes!
Butters: And we're all gonna use our imaginations! (Forms rainbow with his hands)
Mayor: Okay, Everyone. Go back to your homes and get ready for our journey. Make sure you have something to eat before you go.
(The Kids and All Good Characters leave Castle Sunshine.)
(Meanwhile, the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen are walking through a forest.)
Linda: Well, I think we'll find Butters there.
Stephen: Come on, everybody. Let's see if Butters is here.
(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen look through the bushes. But Butters is not here.)
Sharon: Oh dear, he's not in the bushes.
(The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen look for Butters everywhere. They look in the river, But he's not here. They look in the trees, He's not here either. They look on the rocks, But he's still not here. The parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen then look sad sitting on the grass.)
Randy: (Sighs) We looked everywhere in the forest, but he's not here anywhere!
Sharon: Don't worry, Randy. We're going to find the kids in no time.
Randy: Thanks, Sharon.
(They hug together.)
(Back in Imaginationland, the moat twins are shown eating peanut butter sandwiches.)
(The kids enter the swamp.)
Butters: Hmm, Maybe we can meet some new characters there.
Kyle: (Points to Shrek) Look! There's one! Hello!
Shrek: (opens the door) Huh? What are you doing in my swamp?!
Isla: Uh, no reason.
Shrek: Get out of my swamp! (slams the door)
Kyle: Well that was fun!
Timmy: (Points to Bogge and Quagmire) Timmy!
Jimmy: Maybe these two can help.
Cartman: Hey! Who are you?
Bogge: I'm Bogge.
Quagmire: And I'm Quagmire.
Butters: Aren't you called "The Moat Twins"?
Bogge and Quagmire: Yes, we are!
Token Black: So, what do you do?
Bogge: Oh, oh! We just take a swim when it's sunny outside.
Quagmire: And we eat our favorite food.
Both: Peanut butter sandwiches!
Kids: Peanut butter sandwiches?
Quagmire: That's right! Wanna try some?
Butters: Sure!
(The moat twins give Butters and his friends peanut butter sandwiches and eat them.)
Quagmire: Come on, Bogge, Let's continue to eat our peanut butter sandwiches!
The Kids and The Moat Twins: Mmm... Peanut butter.
Homer Simpson (Offscreen): Hey! That's my line!
The Kids and The Moat Twins: Sorry!
Hegdish: Will you two keep it down?
Bogge and Quagmire: Hello Hegdish!
Theresa: Who's that?
Bogge: This is Hegdish.
Quagmire: We always annoy him so much he hates us!
Hegdish: I hate my life!
Kyle: Just like Squidward.
(a mysterious underwater buffalo appears from the swamp)
Jason White: What the hell is that?
Quagmire: That is a Sker Buffalo.
Spongebob: Come on, everyone! The adventure is about to begin!
Kids and Moat Twins: Coming!
Hegdish: Wait for me!
(All the Good Characters at the Town Square.)
Mayor: Is everyone ready?
All Good Characters: We're ready!
Roobear Koala: Ready when you are Mr. mayor!
Homer Simpson: Let the adventure begin!
All Good Characters: (Cheering)
(So, All the Good Characters set off to find The Council of 63.)
Magellan: Eureeka, Are we going to find The Council of 63 soon?
Eureeka: We will Magellan. Come on, Let's keep moving!
Cartman: So, Mr. Mayor, Lollipop king, any idea where to go now?
Mayor: Well, Cartman, according to the map, we just have to go through the lollipop forest by following the trail.
Lollipop King: It's when The Evil Characters once invaded my home.
Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdelda used to say... "The sooner you grow up to be a trader/handyman, the better".
Viv: Right, Mr. Knack. Come on, we have to keep moving.
Butters: Mr. Mayor, you lead the way.
Mayor: Thank you!
Disco Bear: Ladies first.
Giggles: Oh, Thank you.
Annika: Your'e the best character ever!
Pinkie Pie: Oh! Oh! Let's play a game! I spy with my little eye, Something pink!
Butters: Is it cotton candy?
Cartman: Is it a Lolipop?
Pinkie Pie: No! It's me!
The Kids and all Good Characters: (Laughing)
(As the kids and all the good characters continue on their quest and while the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen look for Butters, the song The Trail We Blaze begins.)
Voiceover: Look out new world here we come Brave, intrepid and then some Pioneers of maximum Audacity whose resumes. Show that we are just the team To live where others merely dream Building up a head of steam On the trail we blaze Changing legend into fact We shall ride into history, turning myth into truth We shall surely gaze On the sweet unfolding Of an antique mystery All will be revealed On the trail we blaze Paradise is close at hand Shangri-la the promised land Seventh heaven on demand Quite unusual nowadays Virgin vistas, undefiled Minds and bodies running wild In the man behold the child On the trail we blaze The trail we blaze Is a road uncharted Through terra incognita to a golden shrine No place for the traveler To be faint-hearted We are part of the sumptuous grand design Changing legend into fact We shall ride into history Turning myth into truth We shall surely gaze On the sweet unfolding Of an antique mystery All will be revealed On the trail we blaze.
(After the song, the kids and all good characters are walking in the desert all hot and sweaty while a slide guitar sting is heard in the background. They all become exhausted from the high temperatures and are very thirsty since they have no drinking water with them.)
Stan: (panting) I'm... so... dehydrated!
Wendy: (panting) We need... some water!
Leni Loud: (panting) There's sand in my... everything... Heh... Saving... Imaginationland... and Butters'... birthday party! (laughing deliriously and she finds something on the ground) Oh! Look! (she picks up a bull skull) Maybe this guy knows which way to go! (a pillbug crawls across her face) What's that, friend? We're lost? (she laughs with the bull skull and tosses it away, she is getting more delirious and coughing up sand, severely dehydrated, giggling very deliriously and collapses on the sand.)
Lori Loud: (panting) I'm... literally... thirsty!
Luan Loud: (panting) I bet... you can't... ''eat my dust!'' (laughs deliriously)
Patrick Star: So... thirsty. (wrings Spongebob's sweat and drinks it for water)
Spongebob: (dried up and very weak) It's no use. We're never going to find water in sight.
Stewie Griffin: This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here. Or tons.
Brian Griffin: Hey guys, isn't there supposed to be like... water in cactuses?
Stan: I don't... know. We're going to have to try it.
(The kids and all good characters eat it for water but they spit it out. They started to have an acid trip)
Wendy: (distorted) I feel funny.
Bart Simpson: (distorted) Me too.
(The kids and all good characters then have a vivid psychedelic experience while the songs Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks and Cannibal Girls by White Zombie, Squeeze Me, The Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr, and Shine a Light (Flight Facilities Remix) by The C90s play in the background with all the dancing demon-like figures. After the songs, the acid trip wears off and they lay down)
Lincoln Loud: We could be going in... circles! Endless... sand... (inhales) Nothin' for miles... but sand... (breathes) and this rock... (coughs) and this cactus... (gasping for air) and this roooooooooaaaaaad... (breathes heavily and then collapses) ...this rooooooad...
Wendy: Road?!
Kyle: When there is a road, there's... (notices another road nearby) We're saved!
Homer Simpson: (raspy) Woo hoo!
Butters: All right! We're rich!
(The Kids and All Good Characters get back up.)
Mayor: Come on, everyone! Follow me!
French Narator: A few miles later...
Captain America: Superheroes, let's practice our battle with the evil characters.
Superheroes: Yes, Captain America.
Hulk: Hulk Smash!
(The superheroes use their super powers together.)
Magellan: (Crying)
Marge Simpson: Oh, my God! Magellan's crying! Can someone calm him down?
Eureeka: Relax, I'm a excellent at singing lullabies.
(Eureeka walks up to Magellan and he stops crying.)
Eureka: Rock a bye, baby on the treetop, When the wind blows the cradle will rock, (While Eureeka is singing, Magellan falls asleep.) When the bough breaks the cradle will fall...
(Magellan wakes up.)
Magellan: Fall? (Starts crying again.)
Eureeka: Oh, I'm sorry. Can someone else help him.
Giggles: I'll do it! I'll do it!
(Magellan stops crying again.)
Giggles: Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water Jack fell down into the ground...
Magellan: Water? (Once again, he starts crying.)
Cookie Monster: Me give it a try!
(Magellan stops crying once again.)
Cookie Monster: The itsy bitsy spider...
Magellan and Cookie Monster: Spiders? (Crying)
Lisa Simpson: Oh, Oh, Baa Baa black sheep have you any wool...
Magellan: Sheep? (Crying)
(Spike comes in barking 3 Blind Mice.)
Magellan: Spike? (Crying)
Eureeka: Please, someone calm him down with another song!
Batley: I've got this! (Starts singing off key.) Greasy, Glooby bugs are fun to you and me! Greasy, Glooby bugs are flying everywhere!
Butters: Batley, Look!
(Magellan is finally sleeping thanks to Batley's song.)
Magellan: (Snoring)
Batley: (Still singing off key) Greasy, Glooby bugs are what I eat, they also make me crash and fall doooooown.
Jelly Otter: Awww.
(A moment of silence)
Moe Szyslak: Hey, uh, I got an idea. We can play a game to pass the time. Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is. Ahem. (Makes some unidentifiable noise)
Stan: It's a pig!
Bart Simpson: It's a cow, man.
Lisa Simpson: It's a pony.
Krusty the Clown: No, it's a goat. You know, one of them lady goats.
Selma: There are no lady goats! A lady goat is a sheep.
Meg Griffin: I believe she's right.
Otto: You're crazy.
Sea Captain: Arr, what's it to you?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, what's it to ye?
Otto: What's it to me?
(Everyone starts arguing)
Marge Simpson: Stop it! Stop it! Can't you see this barnyard noise guessing game is tearing us apart?
(Everyone becomes quiet.)
Marge Simpson: Say, Moe, was it a duck?
(Everyone argues again)
Homer Simpson: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more. Game over!
Lori Loud: This is literally the worst guessing game ever.
(In the Evilland Castle, King Pig is eating a lot of food.)
Sideshow Pippi: Come on, King Pig! Where are your manners?
Bill Cipher: You're such a pig!
King Pig: (Burps) Sorry. Okay, evil characters, tomorrow is the big battle. So, Freddy Krueger and Hades must get out of this place.
All Evil Characters: (Laughing)
Freddy Krueger: I HATE YOU ALL!
(Hades gets steamed up with rage)
Hades: WHAAAAT?! Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
Gino Terwilliger: Vendetta! Vendetta! Vendetta!
Mom: Dumb bastards!
Kylo Ren: I perhaps that tomorrow the woodland critters will face the good characters.
Squirrel: Come on, everyone. Let's practice for the war!
Woodland Critters: Yay!
(The Evil Characters leave, except King Pig who is still eating and burps loud.)
King Pig: I better report the Harvester Queen that the Imagination War is tomorrow when I'm done.
(King Pig continues eating)
(Meanwhile, The Kids and All Good Characters are walking through roads while the song Try Everything plays.)
Mayor: Come on, This way!
(Everyone climbs a mountain.)
Cartman: Guys! Wait up!
(Everyone is jumping trough some stones. Then it shows them swinging on vines.)
The Kids and All Good Characters: (Doing Tarzan yell)
Butters: Cartman! Look out for that tree!
Cartman: What tree? (Screams)
(Cartman crashes into a tree. The Kids and All Good Characters are walking on a bridge.)
Cartman: I can't (Breathes) Take it! (Breathes) Can't we just (Breathes) Find a place to rest?
Butters: Cartman! It's my birthday! You have to follow wherever we go to save the Council of 63!
Cartman: Excatly! And this is where we find them?
(The bridge breaks and Cartman falls down.)
Cartman: (Screaming)
The Kids and All Good Characters: Cartman!
Homer Simpson: I'm coming, Cartman! (he climbs down)
Marge Simpson: Homie, no! It's too risky!
Homer Simpson: (slips on a rock, shrieks, and then climbs back up) Everyone, Follow Me!
(Cartman lands in a black background.)
Cartman: Ow! My head! Where am I?
(The song Sunshine, Lolipops and Rainbows by Lesley Gore plays as Cartman sees many cute animals and transforms into a cute world.)
Cartman: Oh, my God! It's so sweet in here! I gotta get out of here! Guys? Guys? HELP ME!
(Cartman sees two kittens standing behind him)
Kittens: Come play with us, Cartman. Play with us.
Cartman: (Screaming)
(Cartman runs away from the kittens and hits a tree branch, falls down and gets dizzy with cute birds flying around his head)
Butters: (Off screen) Cartman! Wake up!
(Cartman wakes up and sees The Kids and All Good Characters looking at him.)
Kyle: Cartman! We saved you!
Cartman: Was I having a big lipped aligator moment?
Kyle: Yes! You were passed out when we rescued you!
Cartman: Am I inside anyone's brains?
(Everyone looks confused.)
Kyle: Why where you inside someone's brain?
Cartman: I saw myself in a sugary sweet land with cute animals and rainbows and cotton candy and sunshine and clouds. You where all rescuing me while all this happens!
Kyle: (Looking at the audience with a disappointing look) Can't you believe him?
Stan: Kyle, Who are you talking to?
Kyle: No one.
(The sun sets in the sky.)
Mayor: It's getting late! Let's go find a place to spend the night.
Butters: Great idea, Mayor!
(That night, the kids and the good characters walk to Prehistoric Land.)
Mayor: Well, I think we'll spend the night here.
Nutty: What a nuttastic idea, Mr. Mayor!
Ash: Charizard, use Flame Thrower to make the campfire!
Pikachu: Pika!
(Charizard uses Flame Thrower to put the fire in the campfire.)
Meagan: Wow! That was so cool!
Luna Loud: (singing) Take your place inside the campfire!
(All the good characters are gathered around the campfire.)
Cartman: I'm so taking the day off.
Mr. Knack: Come on, Cartman! Join the group!
Cartman: Come on, Nick!
Mr. Knack: How many times do they have to calling me Nick? Wait a minute As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "Shut your stupid mouth Nick!"
Cartman: Oh, Nick knack.
Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!
(Awkward long pause from all the good characters.)
Stan: Hey, can I pet your puppy? He's adorable.
(Drax nods yes. And Stan pets Rocket and almost snaps his hand.)
Stan: AHH!
Drax: (laughing) He got you really good!
(Stan joins in laughing nervously with Drax)
Stan: Yeah. He did. That's really funny.
Butters: Hmm, I wonder what we should do to defeat the Evil Characters during the war tomorrow?
Mayor: Maybe we'll kick their butts by showing them our awesome karate moves!
Sandy Cheeks: Oh! Like that time we kicked King Pig's face by farting on him?
(A flashback begins as it shows King Pig in his lair inventing a shotgun)
King Pig: This will defeat those Good Characters this time!
Mayor: (Whistling)
(King Pig sees the Good Characters)
King Pig: Aw, crap!
All Good Characters: Hi ya!
(The Good Characters kick his butt and face. Cuts to King Pig covered in bruises)
King Pig: (Gasps) Mommy! (Runs away)
(The flashback ends)
Mayor: Well that was awful.
Pinkie Pie: Who wants marshmallows?
The Kids and All good Characters: (overlapping) Me! I do! Pick me! I want one!
Pinkie Pie: Here you go! (she throws marshmallows at them)
The Kids and All Good Characters: (overlapping) Yay! Alright! Oh, boy! (they enjoy their marshmallows on their sticks over the campfire) (Overlappig) Mmmmm! Yummy! Delicous!
Marshmallow: Oh no! They're eating my friends! (Screaming)
Milhouse: (has round fishbowl over his head like the helmet of an astronaut suit; imitates static noise) Milhouse to Bart. Milhouse to Bart. Do you read me? Over.
Bart Simpson: (also has "helmet". imitates static noise) Bart to Milhouse. I read you. Over.
Milhouse: (static) Milhouse to Bart. I like going (static). Over.
Bart Simpson: (static) Bart to Milhouse. (static) Me too. (Milhouse and Bart start to repeatedly exchange static noises. Everyone is annoyed.] Bart to Milhouse. Help yourself. Over. (holds out a marshmallow bag)
Milhouse: Yummy! (he removes his "helmet", takes marshmallow and crams it into his mouth) Milhouse to Bart. The deliciousness has landed!
Stan: Guys! Give us a marshmallow.
(Stan begins toasting his marshmallow lightly. Homer, sitting across from him, sets his on fire and tries to blow on it to cool it down, but the marshmallow flies off and hits Stan in the face. Homer gets another marshmallow and repeats the same thing twice. After two marshmallows to the face, Stan ducks, but the third marshmallow has a boomerang effect and hits Stan in the back of the head)
Marge Simpson: Okay. I think that's enough spitting molten food stuffs at each other.
Spongebob: Who wants to sing a campfire song? I've got one. (He grabs a ukulele.) I call this one "The Campfire Song Song".
Mr. Knack: Oh, Nick knack!
(And then the song The Campfire Song Song begins.)
Spongebob: Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than your wrong, But it'll help if you just sing along.
Bender, Patrick, OG Cyborg, and OG Beast Boy: Bum Bum Bum!
(Bender, Patrick, OG Cyborg, and OG Beast Boy singing fast with Spongebob.)
Spongebob: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than your wrong, But it'll help if you just sing along!
Bender, Patrick, OG Cyborg, and OG Beast Boy: Singing our song!
Spongebob: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song! You four!
Bender, Patrick, OG Cyborg, and OG Beast Boy: Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E...
Spongebob: Flanders! (Moment of silence) Good! It'll help, It'll help, If you just sing along! (fireworks, Spongebob smashes a ukulele, Bender slams a drum on Spongebob) Oh Yeah!
(After the song)
Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "That was terrible I tell you! Terrible!"
Spongebob: Sorry.
Comic Book Guy: Worst song ever.
Lori Loud: That song is literally dumb!
Nelson: Ha Ha! Your song stinks!
Bart Simpson: Shut up, Nelson.
Bender: Yeah, shut the hell up!
Mayor: Who wants to tell a campfire story?
The Kids and All Good Characters: Me, Me, Me, Me!
Mayor: How about... Butters! Since your the birthday boy you can tell us a story.
Butters: Thanks, Mr. Mayor. Okay. My story starts in yum yum mountain. (He starts to imagine yum yum mountain.) And there was this squirrel named Nutty (Nutty appears.) And He was eating a lollipop. (Nutty eats the lollipop.) (The story stops.)
Bogge and Quagmire: Why?
Butters: Because it was his favorite food. Now you two shut up!
Cartman: (Cartman farts fire) Ow! My ass!
Kyle: Dude!
Stan: Damn, Cartman!
Cartman: (Cartman farts fire again) Uh... Ow! My ass!
Kyle: Dude, he's farting fire again!
All Good Characters: (All Scream)
Zoidberg: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! (runs around in circles)
Eureeka: Don't worry, everyone I've got a spell to make the fire in his ass disappear. (She starts waving her wand.) Assey, Assey Bassey, Bassy Make the fart fire disappear!
(The fire in Cartman's ass disappear.)
Cartman: Wow, my fire fart is gone!
Eureeka: Well, I'm sorta almost a wizard.
All Good Characters: (Sigh in Relief)
Tinny Tim: That was way to close!
Luigi: Hey, who's telling the story?
Nick Penguin: Can we continue the story please?
Butters: Okay. (The story continues.) And while nutty was climbing the mountain he spots a bunch of Cherries, (Cherries appear.) Some candy canes (Candy canes appear And some peanut butter sandwiches. (Story stops.) Wait hold on. (Record scratches sound.) Peanut butter sandwiches?
Bogge and Quagmire: Yay for peanut butter sandwiches!
Butters: You two imagined that?
Bogge: Yeah, we did!
Bogge and Quagmire: Ohhhhhhhh!
Mordecai and Rigby: Hey! That's our line!
(Story resumes)