Chapter 2
Author's note: Time for a new chapter of this thing, I haven't made it in a while, but here I go again, in this chapter MLG Lorx is going to go shoot up the school. (note: this is a recount of the day before we both went to the asylum, except MLG Hurd has been swapped with Starlight).
"Well, I'm about to go shoot up the school." MLG Lorx said.
"What?" I asked confusedly (I had a feeling I would be doing that a lot).
"Do you want first dibs on the lead?" MLG Lorx asked
"I'm just going to say no" I replied
MLG Lorx then pulled out two pieces of shiny metal.
"Behold my two submachine guns." said MLG Lorx as he pulled out two shiny T shaped pieces of metal.
MLG Lorx then walked out of the room, while concealing the "submachine guns" and into a larger library, then out a set of doors into a sea of asphalt, that was full of other scavengers.
Then a ringing sound went out across the entire area, the scavengers all started walking towards a large building that towered over the rest of the buildings.
Yet MLG Lorx did not move, he stayed there, out of direct line of sight, concealing his submachine guns, only when it seemed everyone had entered the building did he move.
A sound started playing it sounded like someone saying 'All the kids with the pumped up kicks, they better run, better run, outrun my gun.'.
Then an explosion shook the entire area, I almost fell over, MLG Lorx seemed unaffected, he walked in the building, I followed and witnessed him release a torrent of death from his submachine guns, mowing down those that had survived the explosion.
"OH YEAH!" He said in Kool Aid as he smashed a bit of debris out of the way.
He turned on his heel and strode out of the large building.
"I have an idea, I'm going to go annoy that frooker o' ae Eer o' yoiner grootmer, MLG Hurd." He said in a hobgoblish accent.
"E!" he shouted as he ripped a hole in the fabric of reality, and I found myself pulled in against my will.
And So our "heroes" venture forth to the realm of Wings of Fire where MLG Lorx will drag Starflight with him against his will.
For a while there was blinding light, but I was unable to close my eyes, or do anything for that matter but when it finally cleared I found myself on a soft couch alongside MLG Lorx, except we were both dragons now, and before us were 5 figures, they were scavengers that were somehow the size of us.
"You two have been found trying to move between realms without my permission, I would like to know why, make it quick you interrupted our watching of My Little Pony." The commanding figure in the centre said.
"Friggin brony shite!" shouted MLG Lorx
"Frock? Oh frick, it be the Lancaster Boomer." The commanding figure said back, suddenly less menacing.
"Fracc I do be vibing here now, oh yeah." MLG Lorx said in a Hobhulingobgrande accent
"Well let's sort getting you gorbloin settled."
Author's note: Well here you go, the thing nobody wanted, but the thing everybody needed.