Total Drama Discord Devasties

by isanity04

I've decided to take the characters from a roleplay Danganronpa series and write a Total Drama story with it. This is written by me and Osiris. Hope you enjoy!

2. Total Drama Discord Devasties Episode 1

Episode 1: Weird Place, Weird Hosts, And An Even Weirder Cast

An island can be seen. Standing on the dock were 2 men. One wore a green shirt and the other wore a yellow shirt. Their names were Stamps and Ocelot.

"Welcome to Total Drama!" Stamps said to the camera. "I'm your host, Stamps!"

"And I'm your co-host, Ocelot." Ocelot greeted himself to the camera.

"22 contestants from… who knows where will join us on an island to compete for the grand prize." Stamps took out a briefcase from behind his back and opened it. "One hundred thousand dollars. They'll probably blow it in a week tops..."

Ocelot's smile grew. "Teens will have to live here as they compete. They'll have to survive wild animals, gross foods, poor living conditions, and most of all, each other."

"We'll explain later." Stamps said. "Right now, I hope you are ready. This is…"

"Total!"

"Drama!"

"Discord Devasties!"

—

Intro:

The music starts playing. The camera pops out of a tree, from under a rock, from under a lake, from out of a waterfall. The clapboard claps and the camera goes past Stamps and Ocelot, who was waving at the camera.

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine.

The camera goes up a giant cliff and then jumps off the edge and into the water.

You guys are on my mind.

Underwater, Amelia is seen riding a Wailmer. The Wailmer gets startled by other fish and Amelia gets catapulted into the air.

You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see.

The camera goes above the water. South is seen riding a canoe. Amelia flies out of the water, which causes her to blink.

I wanna be famous.

The camera goes into the woods. Snow Miser and Iron Golem are seen making a snowman. Amelia lands on it, causing it to fall apart. The camera backs up to see Sailor Mars was watching them. She laughed, but then saw Sailor Moon next to her, raising an eyebrow at her.

I want to live close to the sun.

The camera pans over to a waterfall. Bean and Half are seen arguing in a raft, which then falls down the waterfall.

Go pack your bags 'cause I've already won.

The camera pans down to see Matt, standing on a log, trying to lift up a giant boulder. Half and Bean landed on the boulder, which made the log give way and split in half, causing them 3 to fall. Pink then swings from a vine.

Everything to prove nothing in my way.

Pink lets go of the vine mid-air and lands near the confessional. Zach, who was leaning on the confessional, rolled his eyes while Mr. L laughed from a distance.

I'll get there one day.

The camera goes into the cafeteria. Serena is making soup for everyone. The camera goes to the right to see Poke's puppet ranting about something to Kristian, who looked confused.

Cause I wanna be famous!

The camera panned to the right again. Isa was also listening to Poke. He looked behind him to see Minx, who thengave him a flirty look, which caused him to blush. The camera panned outside of the cafeteria.

Na na na na na naaa na na naaa na na na na naaa.

Aries is sitting on the steps, doing a tik-tok on her phone. Stamps then comes and takes the phone away.

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!

The camera pans over to the dock. Kitten looks at the camera and waves to everyone. Someone uses a laser pointer. Kitten got cat vibes and followed the dot. They then pointed it at the water and she jumped off the dock.

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!

The camera points to the sun, which then turns into the moon and it is now nighttime.

A whistling tune is heard as the camera pans down to see Dean and Sailor Jupiter smiling at each other. Then Sailor Venus popped up between them and smirked at Sailor Jupiter, who glared at her. The camera backed out to see everyone sitting around the campfire.

—

There was a blimp in the air. The camera went inside the blimp. Kristian and Poke were sitting on a seat. Kristian decided to start up a conversation.

"Hey man. Excited to be here?" He asked Poke.

Poke turned to him. "Of course." He said.

Then his puppet started speaking. "He's actually very scared for this adventure. He almost pissed his pants on the way here."

Poke shushed his puppet. "You must forgive Maya here. She's… out there."

"Umm… okay?" Kristian replied. "Just relax, it'll be fun," as he patted Poke on the back, who looked quite embarrassed…

The camera panned over to another row of seats. The 4 Sailors were sitting next to each other, untransformed. Kitten walked over to them and gasped.

"Are you four the Sailors!?" She asked excitedly. The 4 looked at her in shock.

"How did you know!?" Moon asked.

Kitten squealed. "I'm a huge fan!"

"So much for keeping that a secret," Venus muttered.

Kitten's ears and tail caught their attention. "What… are you?" Jupiter asked.

Kitten giggled. "I'm a Neko!"

"That's cool." Mars complimented. "Wanna see us transform?"

"Yes!" Kitten exclaimed.

The 4 girls stood up and they transformed. Everyone had witnessed it and Kitten was in awe. The camera panned over to Isa and Dean, who were both sitting on a large box.

"A cat girl and girls that have powers!?" Isa turned to Dean. "These people are not normal."

"Yep," Dean says as he sees Golem walk past them. South walks over to them.

"Is this spot taken?" She asked, pointing at the spot next to Dean. He shook his head and South sat next to him. They noticed that she had cat ears and a tail too.

"Another catgirl?" Isa asked.

South looked at him. "Yep. She's my little sister." She said, pointing at Kitten. She then looked to the right. "And here comes my older sister."

Isa turned to where South was looking, which made his eyes widened. It was Minx. She walked over and sat next to South.

"Hi!" She waved.

"Hey. I'm Dean." The Prince introduced himself.

"U-u-umm… I'm Isa." He said.

Minx giggled and leaned in Isa's direction. "Don't tell me you're falling for me already?"

Isa just looked away in embarrassment. Minx laughed and put her hand on his cheek.

"Can't resist can you?" She teased. His face turned fully red, which made her laugh even more. "You look like a tomato!"

Isa covered his face with his hands as the other 3 laughed. The camera panned over to the very end of the blimp with Amelia, Half, and Serena.

"So you're a pokemon trainer?" Serena asked. "May I see one of your pokemon?"

"Sure," Amelia replied. "Come out Roserade!"

She threw out her Pokeball and out came Roserade, who struck an elegant pose.

"That's so cool!" Serena said.

Half looked at the Roserade and chuckled. "It looks like a sex slave."

Serena and Amelia looked at him in disgust, while Roserade looked at Half indifferently.

"That's not funny," Serena said.

"You're fucking sick," Amelia added as she recalled Roserade.

Half rolled his eyes. "It's a joke. Chill."

The camera panned over to Matt flexing his muscles. Zack, who just saw him, rolled his eyes.

"Show off much?" Zack said.

Matt looked at him. "What's your problem?"

"Nothing. It's just that I don't like arrogant and egotistical bitches."

"Are you calling me a bitch!?"

"Maybe." He tipped his fedora up and smirked.

Matt cracked his knuckles. "Okay, you've just crossed the line. Come here."

Matt walked over to him and was about to punch him, but Iron Golem appeared in front of him. He shook his head as if telling him to stop. Matt tried to push him out of his way, but Golem was much stronger than him. Matt eventually just groaned and walked away. The camera panned over to Snow Miser, making something out of snow.

"Oooh, what's that?"

Snow Miser jumped and looked behind him to see Pink. "Oh umm…" He stepped to the side, allowing her to see his blimp made out of snow. "I tried to recreate exactly what the blimp looked like when I saw it."

"That's so cool!" Pink said, putting her face closer to the snow blimp. Snow Miser pushed her back a little.

"No touching. It's still just snow." He told her.

"Okay. I won't!" Pink replied.

Suddenly, someone kicked the snow blimp, causing it to all fall apart. Snow Miser gasped. "My beautiful creation!"

Bean laughed, revealing that he was the one that kicked it. "The look on your face!" He continued to laugh as he walked away, leaving Snow Miser looking sad. The camera panned over to Aries, doing a tik-tok on her phone. Mr. L walked over to her and took her phone away.

"What the hell?" She snarled. "Give it back."

"Nope. A villains gotta do what a villain gotta do." Mr. L made a run for it and Aries followed him. They ran for a few minutes until Mr. L was tired out. Aries smirked and took back her phone. Suddenly, the blimp started shaking. It turns out the blimp was flying into dark clouds with lightning.

"Hang on tight!" The pilot announced on the speaker. "This could be dangerous!"

People were panicking and screaming. Others were silent, but looked frightened. Thunder clapped and in front of the blimp exit stood Stamps.

"Hello everyone. Ready for some fun?" He asked.

"Where did you come from?" Sailor Mars asked.

"Nowhere. I'm actually a hologram." Stamps said.

Venus tried to poke him, only for her finger to go through his arm to reveal that he actually is a hologram. "Wow…"

"Let's get started." Stamps said. "This aircraft stinks. And is equipped with 2 emergency exits. Here, and at the end of the cabin." The camera panned over to show the other exit. "At said exits, you will find parachute packs. Only half of them contain actual parachutes. The other half contains surprises that will be utterly useless while falling from the sky."

"Well, hopefully we won't need them." Serena said.

"Who knows?" Stamps shrugged. "This game is full of surprises. Like this!"

Stamps took out a remote and pressed a button. The motors of the blimp exploded and the blimp started going down. Everyone ran and screamed in fear. Everyone opened the wooden crates and took a parachute. Moon was looking out the exit in fear.

"Move!" Mars said as she pushed her through the exit and jumped out herself followed by Isa.

At the other exit, Pink screamed as she jumped out. Iron Golem jumped out afterward. Everyone fell from the sky. They were now below the dark clouds.

"This is crazy!" Jupiter said. She pulled the string on her bag and a parachute came out.

Moon looked at her and decided to do the same, only to have a chicken come out of hers. "Well that's just perfect!" She said sarcastically.

Isa pulled the string on his bag, but a teddy bear came out of it. "Okay, I've never used a parachute before, but I know that's not how they work."

Dean held his crown in one hand as he pulled his string with the other and an actual parachute came out. "Yes!"

The 3 neko sisters pulled their strings. Kitten was the only one to get an actual parachute while Minx got feathers and South got jewelry. They both looked at each other. "I guess she's the lucky one." Minx said.

Kristian pulled the string and got a parachute. "Alright!"

Serena pulled her string and also got a parachute. She sighed in relief.

Half pulled his and books came flying out. "Damn. Are the hosts too cheap to buy actual parachutes!?

Bean pulled his parachute and hotdogs came out. "Well shit."

Mars and Venus were falling next to each other. Venus pulled her string and cats came out. "Damn it." Mars tried her best to hold in her laughter. She pulled her string and got an actual parachute. "Oh come on! Why does she get a real one!?" Venus said.

Poke pulled his string and pillows came out of his. "WHAT!? WHO PUT PILLOWS IN A PARACHUTE!?"

Pink pulled hers and she got an actual parachute. "Ha! The world loves me!"

Matt pulled his string and got a parachute as well.

Iron Golem pulled his string, but it broke on accident.

Amelia pulled hers and birds came out. "Dang it!"

Snow Miser, Aries, and Zack all got real parachutes. Mr. L pulled his string and masks came out. "Oh come on!"

Stamps and Ocelot were standing on the dock. Ocelot was looking through a pair of binoculars. "Here they come!"

Everyone without parachutes screamed as they fell into the water. Everyone with parachutes landed either on the dock or on the island.

"Follow us to the campfire." Stamps said to everyone. "We'll explain everything over there."

—

The campers were now at the campfire. 11 of them were sitting on the logs while the other 11 were standing. Stamps and Ocelot were standing in front of everyone.

"This is camp Wawanakwa." Ocelot said. "Your home for the next 10 weeks. I'm Ocelot and that's Stamps." He said, pointing his thumb to his right.

"The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates." Stamps said. "Your competition. And maybe even your friends. Ya dig?"

Poke looked at Matt, who made a fist to scare him.

"The camper who manages to stay on this show the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!"

"Excuse me." Isa said. "What will the sleeping arrangements be?"

"They're not coed are they?" South asked.

"No." Ocelot answered. "Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."

"Where are the cabins?" Poke asked.

"They're over by the clearing." Stamps answered. "Alright campers, we're gonna split you into 2 teams. Everyone that got an actual parachute, stand to my left. Everyone else, stand to the right."

The campers did what they were told. They were now separated.

"These will be your teams from now until merge." Ocelot announced. "Everyone that had an actual parachute,"

Stamps started calling out everyone's names. "Kristian, Serena, Matt, Aries, Pink, Jupiter, Mars, Kitten, Dean, Zack, and Snow Miser."

"You guys will be known as the Screaming Gophers!" Ocelot threw a green banner at them. Jupiter caught it and it unrolled to reveal the team logo.

"That's a weird name." Jupiter exclaimed.

"What's a gopher?" Dean asked.

South looked at Dean. "Gophers are burrowing rodents that make their homes in burrows that consist of many tunnels. They are found in North and Central America, preferably in areas with loose, sa-"

"Nerd!" Bean yelled. He, Half, and Matt laughed.

Minx snarled. "Leave my sister alone!" Her claws came out, which scared them a little.

"Overprotective much?" South said to her sister.

"Anyways…" Stamps looked at the other group. "Those without chutes,"

Ocelot called out their names. "South, Minx, Bean, Half, Poke, Isa, Amelia, Mr. L, Golem, Venus, and Moon."

"You could just call us by our real names you know." Moon said to Ocelot.

"I could, but then there would be two Serena's, which could get confusing." Ocelot explained. "So we're just gonna call you four by your sailor names."

Venus shrugged. "Okay then."

Stamps threw them a red banner. "You guys will be known as the Killer Bass!" Isa caught the banner and just like the other one, it unrolled to reveal the team logo.

"Who came up with these names?" asked.

"I did." Ocelot said with a smile. "Don't you think they're great?"

"They're horrible." Half said bluntly, which caused Ocelot to look down.

Stamps tried to hold in his laughter as he started speaking. "Alright campers. You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition."

—

Confessional

Stamps: "You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries any time you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest."

Snow Miser: "So far… I'm not really enjoying this."

Kitten: "I'm ready to have some fun! Though, both of my older sisters are on the opposite team… but I think I can handle it."

Duck: "QUACK!"

Half: "This confessional stinks. Just like the hosts. Hah!"

—

"Alright. Any questions?" No one responded. "Cool. Let's find your cabins."

—

Outside the cabins

Two cabins can be seen. Stamps stood in front of them. "Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west."

—

Screaming Gophers (Girls side)- Kitten, Aries, Jupiter, Mars, Pink, Serena

The 6 girls walked in.

"Bunk beds!?" Mars exclaimed. "Isn't this a little… summer camp?"

Aries walked past her. "That's the idea genius." She said sarcastically.

Mars did not like the way she spoke to her. "Ugh. Shut up weird edgy girl."

Pink walked up to Aries. "Any boys here you find attractive yet?" She asked curiously.

"Please give me my personal space." Aries told her. Pink realized they were only a few inches apart.

"Oh, sorry. My bad." She said as she moved away.

Kitten looked at Jupiter. "Can I be your bunk mate?" She asked her.

"Sure." She replied with a smile.

"Yay!" Kitten took the top bunk while Jupiter took the bottom one. Serena took a bed next to theirs.

—

Screaming Gophers (Boys side)- Dean, Matt, Snow Miser, Kristian, Zack

Dean placed his things on a bed. "I've never slept in beds like these before." He said.

Matt did the same, but on a different bed. "They're not as comfortable as the bigger ones."

Eventually, all five guys were in the cabin. "I'm glad I'm in a cabin filled with normal people." Zack said.

"It's a little hot in here." Snow Miser used his hands to make it snow above him. "Much better."

Everyone looked at him in shock and confusion. Then Kristian looked at Zack. "You were saying…"

"Never mind." Zack placed his things on a bed and left the cabin.

—

Killer Bass (Boys side)- Isa, Poke, Half, Bean, Iron Golem, Mr. L

Poke looked around the room. "This doesn't look too comfortable." He said.

Mr. L looked at him. "Ya think?"

Isa was about to claim a bed, until Bean pushed him away from it. "Back off kid! This is mine!"

Isa sighed as he just took the bed next to it.

Iron Golem put his things on a top bunk. He looked at Half and pointed at the bottom one, as if he's insisting on claiming that one.

"No thanks." Half said. "I'd rather not get crushed when I'm trying to sleep." He walked away to claim a different bed.

—

Killer Bass (Girls side)- Minx, South, Moon, Venus, Amelia

All five girls walked in. South took a top bunk while Minx took the bottom bunk of that bed.

"Guess we're sharing." South said to Minx.

"I guess." She replied. "Unless one of those ladies wanna bunk with me." She smirked at the other 3, who just shook their heads in response. "Well suit yourselves."

Moon and Venus decided to bunk together, leaving Amelia alone with her own bed.

"Um… Are there any outlets in here?" She said while looking around.

"You should ask Stamps." Moon suggested. "I can't find one here."

Amelia nodded and left the cabin.

—

Outside the cabins

Stamps was standing in front of the cabins, smiling. He was excited for these upcoming days.

"Hey Stamps?" Amelia got his attention. "Are there any outlets here? I need to plug in my hair dryer."

"There are some in the communal bathrooms." Stamps said, pointing over to it.

Amelia smiled. "Okay, thanks." She walked over to it.

Aries, Jupiter, Mars, Pink, and Serena all left their cabin.

"We're done unpacking." Serena said to Stamps.

"Cool. Meet me back at the main lodge in half an hour." Stamps said as he walked off.

Jupiter walked down the cabin steps, but felt someone bump into her.

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry."

Jupiter turned her head to see it was Dean. She smiled at him.

—

Jupiter: "Me and the girls thought of keeping our powers a secret, but that's already been blown. So now I think we should interact with others and get them on our side so we'd have the numbers."

—

"It's alright." She held her hand out. "I'm Makoto. But as of now, call me Jupiter."

"Pleasure to meet you." Dean said as he shook her hand. "I'm Dean." He let go of her hand and decided to start a conversation. "So, why have you decided to sign up for this show?"

Jupiter shrugged. "Moon thought it would be fun for us all to do this together."

Dean tilted his head. "Moon?"

"Her real name is Serena. Not the one on this team. She's the blonde girl with ponytails on the opposite team."

"I see. If you don't mind me asking, why do you have these nicknames?"

Mars walked over to them. "We're actually protectors of the earth."

Dean was shocked to hear that. "Like, actually?"

Mars nodded. "Wanna see us transform?"

"Uhh, sure." Dean said. Mars and Jupiter both stood in front of him, said their catchphrases, and transformed. Dean watched in awe.

"What do you think?" Jupiter asked.

"Wow… you look… astonishing." He replied, which made her giggle.

Moon and Venus walked over to them. "Rei, Mako, who's this?" Moon asked, looking at Dean.

"Let me introduce myself. I'm Dean." He said, giving a polite bow.

Moon smiled. "Nice to meet you Dean. I'm Serena, but you can call me Moon."

Venus also introduced herself. "And I'm Minako, but you can call me Venus."

Dean looked at Mars. "I don't think I got your name either."

"Oh yeah." Mars realized. "I'm Rei, but call me Mars."

Meanwhile, Kristian and Zack were standing on the porch of their cabin.

"Looks like he's already making friends with them." Kristian said. "You think we should start interacting with others?"

Zack shook his head. "Game's just begun. The interacting can wait." He walked off, leaving Kristian with a confused look. Over at the Bass cabin, Mr. L was standing on the porch.

"Everyone seems to be having a great time right now." Mr. L assumed. "That's all gonna end since I'm here."

Mr. L made an evil laugh. He then tripped on the steps and fell face first on the ground. Half and Bean witnessed it.

"Guess he really took the L." Half joked, which caused them both to laugh as they walked away. Suddenly, a high pitched scream was heard and it echoed through the island.

—

Screaming Gophers (Girls side)- Kitten, Aries, Jupiter, Mars, Pink, Serena

Multiple campers looked into the cabin.

"Damn that girl can scream." Matt said.

Kitten was standing on a stool, looking down at a cockroach in fear. "Someone kill it! Please!"

Poke looked at the cockroach. "Umm… yeah I'm not stepping on that."

Campers walked in and attempted to step on it, but missed. Others would either leave the cabin or jump on the beds in fear. Eventually, Dean walked into the cabin, holding a sword, and sliced the cockroach in half with it.

"Well that's one way to kill a cockroach." Aries said, smirking.

Dean shrugged. "Probably the only time I'll get to use my sword on this show."

Kitten sighed in relief as she stepped down from the stool.

Isa looked at the time on his watch. "It's almost been half an hour. We should head to the lodge now."

Everyone agreed and left the cabin.

—

Cafeteria

Everyone was lined up to get their food. Ocelot was serving hamburgers. After everyone grabbed their tray, they sat down on their respective tables. Stamps walked in.

"Welcome to the main lodge!" He said. "Your first challenge will begin in 1 hour! Be prepared." He walked out.

"What do you think they'll make us do?" Serena asked.

"It's our first challenge." Matt pointed out. "How hard could it be?"

—

Cliff

Everyone, now wearing their swimsuits, were looking down the cliff in fear. They were very high up. Like, very high up. "Ah shit," Matt's voice was heard saying.

"Your first task is to jump off this thousand foot cliff into the lake." Stamps said with a grin.

Jupiter was confident. "Piece of cake."

Stamps continued talking. "If you look down, you can see two target areas." Everyone looked at the targets. "The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, man-eating sharks." The campers were now a little more scared. "Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which we're pretty sure is shark free."

"Excuse me?" Aries said, looking at Stamps.

"For each member of your team that jumps, and actually… survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below." Stamps told them. "Inside each crate are supplies you'll need for the second part of the challenge. Building a hot tub! The team with the best one will have a wicked hot tub party tonight! The losers will be sending someone home." Stamps looked at the teams. "Killer Bass, you're up first."

Amelia walked toward the edge and looked down. "Wow… okay then. Who wants to go first?"

No one said anything. Either because they didn't want to go first or they were too scared to talk.

"Fine. I'll go." Amelia said. "It's not like this is actually a thousand feet high or anything."

Amelia jumped off the edge. She landed in the safe zone. She swam up to the surface and waved for the boat to pick her up.

"She did it! Nice!" Venus said. "I'm next." Venus backed up for a running start. She ran and jumped off the edge. Unfortunately for her, she hit a buoy. Most of the campers winced at the sight.

—

Venus: "That… hurt."

—

Amelia helped Venus into the boat and the next person went.

"Woohoo!" Mr. L screamed as he fell. Then, Iron Golem fell silently, since he doesn't talk.

Poke was looking down at the lake. "Do I have to jump?" Maya looked at him confused.

"You can chicken out if you want." Stamps told him. "But you'd have to wear this chicken hat for the rest of the day." Stamps pulled out a chicken hat from behind his back.

Poke shrugged. "Better than getting eaten by sharks."

Stamps put a chicken hat on his head. "The chicken path down is that way." He pointed his thumb behind him. Poke looked down as he walked down an escalator as Maya attempted to comfort him.

Isa was shaking as he looked down. "Umm… yeah I'm gonna go down the escalator too."

"Oh come on." Half said. "You're chickening out too?"

Bean groaned. "Don't be a pussy! Just jump!"

Moon hissed at them. "Hey! He doesn't have to jump if he doesn't want to!"

Half rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Don't come crying to us if we lose this challenge."

"I won't." Moon said while crossing her arms. Stamps put a chicken hat on Isa's head as he walked down the escalator.

Bean ran and jumped off the edge. "Yeahhhh!" However, he didn't land in the safe zone. Once he landed in the lake, the sharks swam at him. "Oh shit!" He swam off.

—

Bean: "Never did I think I would almost get eaten by a shark on this show."

—

Bean walked on shore, having scratches all over him. He fell on the sand face first.

Half jumped off the edge. "Yeehaw!" He got hit from a part of the cliff on his way down, which caused him to spiral. Luckily for him, he landed in the safe zone. Moon jumped off afterwards and also landed in the safe zone. Everyone on the shore cheered for her.

Stamps looked at Minx and South. "You're up girls!"

They looked at each other. "Jump together?" South asked.

"Sure." Minx said. They both jumped off the edge together and landed in the safe zone.

"That's 9 jumpers and 2 chickens." Stamps said. "Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that, we'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on."

—

Half: "Well there goes any shot we have at winning."

Amelia: "It's a thousand foot cliff. What do they expect us to do next? Bungee jump over a volcano?"

—

"Nice." Kristian said after hearing him. "Okay guys, who's up first?"

Everyone was quiet for a moment until someone spoke up. "I'll go first." Mars said. She confidently jumped off the edge and she landed in the safe zone.

"Nice job!" Kristian yelled to her. He then jumped off the edge and into the safe zone too.

Serena looked down the edge after he jumped off. "I… can't do it. I'm terrified of heights." Stamps put a chicken hat on her head. "Sorry guys!"

Mars made chicken noises on the boat, mocking her.

Snow Miser looked at Stamps. "I won't die, will I?"

Stamps shrugged. "Who knows?"

Snow Miser sighed. He jumped off the edge, screaming until he fell into the safe zone. Aries fell afterwards, screaming as well. After her was Pink, who was waving her limbs around as she screamed.

Jupiter and Zack were waiting for Dean, who was looking down the cliff.

"Well? Are you gonna jump?" Zack asked him.

"I don't know… it seems pretty scary all the way up here…" Dean said, sweating a little.

Jupiter walked up to him. "Hey, it's okay. You can do it." She smiled at him. He took a deep breath before jumping off the edge, screaming. However, he didn't land in the safe zone. He swam back to the surface.

"Hey, that wasn't so bad." Dean said.

Sharks were swimming towards him. "Dude! Behind you!" Snow Miser yelled at him. Dean turned around to see the sharks swimming at him. He screamed. Then he closed his eyes and braced for pain, until he heard a splash in front of him. He opened his eyes to see Jupiter in front of him. She punched the sharks by the gills, which made them swim off. She then grabbed Dean and swam to shore with him. They eventually made it on the beach.

"Thank you." Dean said to Jupiter.

"No problem." Jupiter grinned at him.

Matt looked at Zack and Kitten. "Guess it's just us three left. Can't stop now." He ran and jumped off the edge, landing in the safe zone.

Zack looked at Kitten. "You got this kid." He said before he ran and jumped off the edge as well, also landing in the safe zone.

"Okay campers," Stamps spoke in his megaphone. "There's only one person left. You guys need this jump for the win!" He looked at Kitten. "No pressure…. Okay there's pressure!"

Kitten gulped in fear. Her team on the shore was cheering for her. Kitten backed up from the edge and closed her eyes.

—

Bean: "I'm looking at this girl and I'm thinking there's no way she's gonna do it."

South: "I really want to go up there and help her, but then my team will probably target Minx and I."

Minx: "I hope she'll survive if she jumps. I'm pretty sure she's the youngest camper here."

—

Kitten took a deep breath, opened her determined eyes, and ran to the edge. Then, she jumped off, screaming as she fell down. She landed in the safe zone. Minx and South had worried looks on their faces until Kitten surfaced. The Screaming Gophers cheered.

"And the Screaming Gophers win this challenge!" Stamps said in his megaphone. The boat dropped Kitten off the shore and she ran to her team to celebrate while the Killer Bass groan in defeat.

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The Screaming Gophers casually walked along the beach while pulling their carts, crates loaded on them.

Meanwhile with the Killer Bass, they were struggling. They had to push or pull their crates across the ground. Isa was pushing his crate until he felt pain in his hand. "Ow! Splinter!"

Bean looked at Isa. "Shut it and keep pushing your crate, chicken!"

Isa sighed sadly and kept pushing, trying to ignore the pain in his hand. Moon was having a tough time pushing her crate. Then she saw Iron Golem, holding the crate over his head, looking completely fine.

Mr. L was groaning. "Villains should not have to do this much hard work."

"Maybe you're not really a villain." Half said.

Mr. L glared. "I'm more of a villain than you!"

Half rolled his eyes. "You look more like a wannabe villain than an actual one."

"Will you two knock it off already?" Amelia asked sternly. "We have to catch up to the other team."

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Speaking of other team, the Screaming Gophers already made it to the cabins. Dean flipped the lid off one of the crates and looked inside. He grabbed some wood from the crate.

"This crate has all the wood we need to build a hot tub." Dean said. "What do the other crates have?"

Serena opened a crate and took out some items. "I've got some tools and a pool liner."

Zack held up some wood. "I got wood." Dean and Aries snickered, while Kitten and Zack looked at the two confused.

Kristian was holding a big piece of paper. "I got the instructions here. Let's start building."

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After about 10 minutes, the Killer Bass made it to the cabins with all their crates.

Poke looked at the other team's work so far. "Woah! They're already about half way done with their hot tub!"

"Well what are we waiting for?" Moon asked. "Let's start building!"

A montage started. Kitten and Kristian were hammering nails on the hot tub. On the other hand, Poke and Iron Golem were just putting planks together; trying to make them stand. Unfortunately, it all collapsed. Pink politely handed her hammer to Zack, who turned to hammer a nail in the hot tub. On the contrary, Bean tried to take a hammer from Mr. L, who tried to pull it away. Eventually, Bean fell to the ground and the hammer flew somewhere else. Zack scooped up some water from the lake with a bucket and passed it to Snow Miser, who passed it to Matt, who passed it to Aries, who dumped it into the hot tub. Meanwhile, water was spewing out of the Killer Bass' poorly built hot tub. Amelia just decided to put tape over it to stop spewing.

Ocelot stood in between the hot tubs. "Time is up! I'll be judging the hot tubs."

Ocelot walked over to the Screaming Gophers' hot tub. He looked at and tested the water. "This is an awesome hot tub!"

The Gophers cheered that they got a positive response. Ocelot walked over to the Killer Bass' hot tub. He tapped on it and water spewed at his face. He wiped his face with his arm and the whole hot tub collapsed.

"I think we have a winner here." Ocelot said. "The Screaming Gophers!"

The Gophers cheered and hugged each other while the Killer Bass looked down in defeat.

"Gophers, you will be safe from elimination and you will get to rock this awesome hot tub for the whole summer! Killer Bass, what can I say? Sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight."

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Cafeteria

Everyone was sitting at their respective team tables. The camera focused on the Killer Bass.

"So, what do we do now?" Moon asked.

"Well obviously, we choose who we wanna kick off of our team." Bean said.

"It's pretty obvious it should be one of those chickens should go." Bean said.

"What!? Why!?" Poke asked.

"You're kidding, right?" Half said. "You two aren't pulling your weight."

"You guys should say your reasons why we shouldn't vote for you." Venus suggested.

Poke and Isa didn't say anything. Half groaned and looked at Isa.

"What do you do?" Half asked him.

Isa raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"

"Do you have a job or something?"

"Uhh, I'm a video editor."

"Well that's useless." Half looked at Poke. "What about you? What do you do?"

Maya spoke. "What do you think, dumbass?"

Poke shushed his puppet. "I'm a… ventriloquist."

"That's even more useless." Half groaned.

"Hey, who cares what they do?" Moon said. "They helped us build the hot tub. That's good enough."

"Well excuse me Sailor Barbie Doll," Half insulted. "Someone has to go."

"What did you just call me!?" Moon glared at him.

"Sailor. Barbie. Doll." Half smirked.

"Hey! Be nicer to your teammates!" Venus yelled at him.

"Jeez. Can't you take a joke!?" Half rolled his eyes. Moon and Venus were very mad at him.

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Venus: "He just messed up. He won't expect his fate."

Half: "I am NOT going home first over a fucking joke! We need people who can actually play this game! Hopefully those furries are smart enough to get this!"

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Elimination Ceremony

It was dark outside. The campfire and the hanging lights are lighting the place up. The Killer Bass were sitting on logs in front of the fire. Stamps was standing next to his barrel with a tray of marshmallows. "Here's how this is gonna work." Stamps started explaining. "One at a time, everyone will vote in the confessional for who you want to vote off. Your votes will not be revealed to anyone but me and the viewers at home. The person with the most votes is safe. You may begin voting."

Everyone has voted. Stamps tallied up the votes. "Marshmallows represent safety. If you get a marshmallow, you're safe. The first marshmallow goes to Amelia, with 0 votes."

Amelia caught her marshmallow with a smile.

"Next is Minx, Mr. L, and Moon."

They caught their marshmallows with smug looks.

"Golem, Venus, South, you three are safe too."

They caught their marshmallows. Bean, Isa, Poke, and Half were left.

"The last person with 0 votes is… Bean."

Bean smirked as he caught his marshmallow.

Stamps looked at the three that have yet to get a marshmallow. "Isa, Poke, Half, you three have received votes. Poke and Isa, you two did not jump off the cliff which resulted in your loss for the first part of the challenge. Half, you're getting on people's nerves with your insulting jokes."

"Not my fault they can't take a joke." Half said with a frustrated expression.

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Poke sighed in relief as he caught his marshmallow. Isa was very nervous to the point that he was shaking. Half just smirked.

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Isa was relieved. He caught his marshmallow as Half was shocked.

"What!?" Half was furious. "You guys would rather keep the two pussies!? Wow!"

"Can't say I'm shocked." Stamps admitted. "You should've fixed your personality when you had the chance."

"Whatever. I don't wanna stay with people that can't take jokes." Half walked away.

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Dock of shame

Half was walking in the dock with a sour look on his face. He boarded the boat of losers and it drove away.

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Stamps looked at the rest of the Killer Bass. "For the rest of you, you're safe. For tonight. Enjoy your marshmallows."

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Dean: "I have never done anything outdoorsy before. I've spent almost my whole life in a castle and I've never had the time to-... Wait. Did I just say castle? I mean, uh, fortress…. Wait no! I mean-"

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Outside the cabins

"To the Screaming Gophers!" The campers in the hot tub cheered. They all cheered and had a fun night.

Stamps was watching them, but then looked at the camera. "Looks like they're enjoying their stay here so far. But not for long. Who will be the next to walk the dock of shame? Find out next time! On Total! Drama! Discord Devasties!

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Votes:

Isa: "I vote Half. He's very mean and his jokes aren't funny. I just hope everyone else sees this and votes him off instead of me."

Half: "Poke and Isa are pussies, so I'm gonna vote Isa."

Bean: "Obviously Isa. He's a chicken."

South: "It's obvious Isa and Poke are our weakest members. If we need to win more challenges, we have to keep the stronger ones. Sorry Isa."

Minx: "I know South wants me to vote Isa, but that Half guy is annoying with his jokes. I believe I overheard him call me a furry. I'm voting for him."

Moon: "Half needs to go. Even if he's not the weakest person here, he needs to fix his personality."

Venus: "Hopefully Amelia and Golem will vote with us. I'm voting Half. See ya!"

Mr. L: "I'm gonna make everyone paranoid. I'm voting for Poke. Everyone will be confused about who voted for him when it was actually me!"

Poke: "According to the sailors, the majority of everyone is voting Half. I will too. I just hope I'm not the next target after he's gone."

Amelia: "Venus told me to vote for Half. Honestly, I don't like him either, especially after he called my Roserade a sex slave, so I'll vote for him."

Golem: Golem showed them a picture of Half.

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Final tally:

Half- 7

Isa- 3

Poke- 1

Episode 1: Weird Place, Weird Hosts, And An Even Weirder Cast

An island can be seen. Standing on the dock were 2 men. One wore a green shirt and the other wore a yellow shirt. Their names were Stamps and Ocelot.

"Welcome to Total Drama!" Stamps said to the camera. "I'm your host, Stamps!"

"And I'm your co-host, Ocelot." Ocelot greeted himself to the camera.

"22 contestants from… who knows where will join us on an island to compete for the grand prize." Stamps took out a briefcase from behind his back and opened it. "One hundred thousand dollars. They'll probably blow it in a week tops..."

Ocelot's smile grew. "Teens will have to live here as they compete. They'll have to survive wild animals, gross foods, poor living conditions, and most of all, each other."

"We'll explain later." Stamps said. "Right now, I hope you are ready. This is…"

"Total!"

"Drama!"

"Discord Devasties!"

—

Intro:

The music starts playing. The camera pops out of a tree, from under a rock, from under a lake, from out of a waterfall. The clapboard claps and the camera goes past Stamps and Ocelot, who was waving at the camera.

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine.

The camera goes up a giant cliff and then jumps off the edge and into the water.

You guys are on my mind.

Underwater, Amelia is seen riding a Wailmer. The Wailmer gets startled by other fish and Amelia gets catapulted into the air.

You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see.

The camera goes above the water. South is seen riding a canoe. Amelia flies out of the water, which causes her to blink.

I wanna be famous.

The camera goes into the woods. Snow Miser and Iron Golem are seen making a snowman. Amelia lands on it, causing it to fall apart. The camera backs up to see Sailor Mars was watching them. She laughed, but then saw Sailor Moon next to her, raising an eyebrow at her.

I want to live close to the sun.

The camera pans over to a waterfall. Bean and Half are seen arguing in a raft, which then falls down the waterfall.

Go pack your bags 'cause I've already won.

The camera pans down to see Matt, standing on a log, trying to lift up a giant boulder. Half and Bean landed on the boulder, which made the log give way and split in half, causing them 3 to fall. Pink then swings from a vine.

Everything to prove nothing in my way.

Pink lets go of the vine mid-air and lands near the confessional. Zach, who was leaning on the confessional, rolled his eyes while Mr. L laughed from a distance.

I'll get there one day.

The camera goes into the cafeteria. Serena is making soup for everyone. The camera goes to the right to see Poke's puppet ranting about something to Kristian, who looked confused.

Cause I wanna be famous!

The camera panned to the right again. Isa was also listening to Poke. He looked behind him to see Minx, who thengave him a flirty look, which caused him to blush. The camera panned outside of the cafeteria.

Na na na na na naaa na na naaa na na na na naaa.

Aries is sitting on the steps, doing a tik-tok on her phone. Stamps then comes and takes the phone away.

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!

The camera pans over to the dock. Kitten looks at the camera and waves to everyone. Someone uses a laser pointer. Kitten got cat vibes and followed the dot. They then pointed it at the water and she jumped off the dock.

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!

The camera points to the sun, which then turns into the moon and it is now nighttime.

A whistling tune is heard as the camera pans down to see Dean and Sailor Jupiter smiling at each other. Then Sailor Venus popped up between them and smirked at Sailor Jupiter, who glared at her. The camera backed out to see everyone sitting around the campfire.

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There was a blimp in the air. The camera went inside the blimp. Kristian and Poke were sitting on a seat. Kristian decided to start up a conversation.

"Hey man. Excited to be here?" He asked Poke.

Poke turned to him. "Of course." He said.

Then his puppet started speaking. "He's actually very scared for this adventure. He almost pissed his pants on the way here."

Poke shushed his puppet. "You must forgive Maya here. She's… out there."

"Umm… okay?" Kristian replied. "Just relax, it'll be fun," as he patted Poke on the back, who looked quite embarrassed…

The camera panned over to another row of seats. The 4 Sailors were sitting next to each other, untransformed. Kitten walked over to them and gasped.

"Are you four the Sailors!?" She asked excitedly. The 4 looked at her in shock.

"How did you know!?" Moon asked.

Kitten squealed. "I'm a huge fan!"

"So much for keeping that a secret," Venus muttered.

Kitten's ears and tail caught their attention. "What… are you?" Jupiter asked.

Kitten giggled. "I'm a Neko!"

"That's cool." Mars complimented. "Wanna see us transform?"

"Yes!" Kitten exclaimed.

The 4 girls stood up and they transformed. Everyone had witnessed it and Kitten was in awe. The camera panned over to Isa and Dean, who were both sitting on a large box.

"A cat girl and girls that have powers!?" Isa turned to Dean. "These people are not normal."

"Yep," Dean says as he sees Golem walk past them. South walks over to them.

"Is this spot taken?" She asked, pointing at the spot next to Dean. He shook his head and South sat next to him. They noticed that she had cat ears and a tail too.

"Another catgirl?" Isa asked.

South looked at him. "Yep. She's my little sister." She said, pointing at Kitten. She then looked to the right. "And here comes my older sister."

Isa turned to where South was looking, which made his eyes widened. It was Minx. She walked over and sat next to South.

"Hi!" She waved.

"Hey. I'm Dean." The Prince introduced himself.

"U-u-umm… I'm Isa." He said.

Minx giggled and leaned in Isa's direction. "Don't tell me you're falling for me already?"

Isa just looked away in embarrassment. Minx laughed and put her hand on his cheek.

"Can't resist can you?" She teased. His face turned fully red, which made her laugh even more. "You look like a tomato!"

Isa covered his face with his hands as the other 3 laughed. The camera panned over to the very end of the blimp with Amelia, Half, and Serena.

"So you're a pokemon trainer?" Serena asked. "May I see one of your pokemon?"

"Sure," Amelia replied. "Come out Roserade!"

She threw out her Pokeball and out came Roserade, who struck an elegant pose.

"That's so cool!" Serena said.

Half looked at the Roserade and chuckled. "It looks like a sex slave."

Serena and Amelia looked at him in disgust, while Roserade looked at Half indifferently.

"That's not funny," Serena said.

"You're fucking sick," Amelia added as she recalled Roserade.

Half rolled his eyes. "It's a joke. Chill."

The camera panned over to Matt flexing his muscles. Zack, who just saw him, rolled his eyes.

"Show off much?" Zack said.

Matt looked at him. "What's your problem?"

"Nothing. It's just that I don't like arrogant and egotistical bitches."

"Are you calling me a bitch!?"

"Maybe." He tipped his fedora up and smirked.

Matt cracked his knuckles. "Okay, you've just crossed the line. Come here."

Matt walked over to him and was about to punch him, but Iron Golem appeared in front of him. He shook his head as if telling him to stop. Matt tried to push him out of his way, but Golem was much stronger than him. Matt eventually just groaned and walked away. The camera panned over to Snow Miser, making something out of snow.

"Oooh, what's that?"

Snow Miser jumped and looked behind him to see Pink. "Oh umm…" He stepped to the side, allowing her to see his blimp made out of snow. "I tried to recreate exactly what the blimp looked like when I saw it."

"That's so cool!" Pink said, putting her face closer to the snow blimp. Snow Miser pushed her back a little.

"No touching. It's still just snow." He told her.

"Okay. I won't!" Pink replied.

Suddenly, someone kicked the snow blimp, causing it to all fall apart. Snow Miser gasped. "My beautiful creation!"

Bean laughed, revealing that he was the one that kicked it. "The look on your face!" He continued to laugh as he walked away, leaving Snow Miser looking sad. The camera panned over to Aries, doing a tik-tok on her phone. Mr. L walked over to her and took her phone away.

"What the hell?" She snarled. "Give it back."

"Nope. A villains gotta do what a villain gotta do." Mr. L made a run for it and Aries followed him. They ran for a few minutes until Mr. L was tired out. Aries smirked and took back her phone. Suddenly, the blimp started shaking. It turns out the blimp was flying into dark clouds with lightning.

"Hang on tight!" The pilot announced on the speaker. "This could be dangerous!"

People were panicking and screaming. Others were silent, but looked frightened. Thunder clapped and in front of the blimp exit stood Stamps.

"Hello everyone. Ready for some fun?" He asked.

"Where did you come from?" Sailor Mars asked.

"Nowhere. I'm actually a hologram." Stamps said.

Venus tried to poke him, only for her finger to go through his arm to reveal that he actually is a hologram. "Wow…"

"Let's get started." Stamps said. "This aircraft stinks. And is equipped with 2 emergency exits. Here, and at the end of the cabin." The camera panned over to show the other exit. "At said exits, you will find parachute packs. Only half of them contain actual parachutes. The other half contains surprises that will be utterly useless while falling from the sky."

"Well, hopefully we won't need them." Serena said.

"Who knows?" Stamps shrugged. "This game is full of surprises. Like this!"

Stamps took out a remote and pressed a button. The motors of the blimp exploded and the blimp started going down. Everyone ran and screamed in fear. Everyone opened the wooden crates and took a parachute. Moon was looking out the exit in fear.

"Move!" Mars said as she pushed her through the exit and jumped out herself followed by Isa.

At the other exit, Pink screamed as she jumped out. Iron Golem jumped out afterwards. Everyone fell from the sky. They were now below the dark clouds.

"This is crazy!" Jupiter said. She pulled the string on her bag and a parachute came out.

Moon looked at her and decided to do the same, only to have a chicken come out of hers. "Well that's just perfect!" She said sarcastically.

Isa pulled the string on his bag, but a teddy bear came out of it. "Okay, I've never used a parachute before, but I know that's not how they work."

Dean held his crown in one hand as he pulled his string with the other and an actual parachute came out. "Yes!"

The 3 neko sisters pulled their strings. Kitten was the only one to get an actual parachute while Minx got feathers and South got jewelry. They both looked at each other. "I guess she's the lucky one." Minx said.

Kristian pulled the string and got a parachute. "Alright!"

Serena pulled her string and also got a parachute. She sighed in relief.

Half pulled his and books came flying out. "Damn. Are the hosts too cheap to buy actual parachutes!?

Bean pulled his parachute and hotdogs came out. "Well shit."

Mars and Venus were falling next to each other. Venus pulled her string and cats came out. "Damn it." Mars tried her best to hold in her laughter. She pulled her string and got an actual parachute. "Oh come on! Why does she get a real one!?" Venus said.

Poke pulled his string and pillows came out of his. "WHAT!? WHO PUT PILLOWS IN A PARACHUTE!?"

Pink pulled hers and she got an actual parachute. "Ha! The world loves me!"

Matt pulled his string and got a parachute as well.

Iron Golem pulled his string, but it broke on accident.

Amelia pulled hers and birds came out. "Dang it!"

Snow Miser, Aries, and Zack all got real parachutes. Mr. L pulled his string and masks came out. "Oh come on!"

Stamps and Ocelot were standing on the dock. Ocelot was looking through a pair of binoculars. "Here they come!"

Everyone without parachutes screamed as they fell into the water. Everyone with parachutes landed either on the dock or on the island.

"Follow us to the campfire." Stamps said to everyone. "We'll explain everything over there."

—

The campers were now at the campfire. 11 of them were sitting on the logs while the other 11 were standing. Stamps and Ocelot were standing in front of everyone.

"This is camp Wawanakwa." Ocelot said. "Your home for the next 10 weeks. I'm Ocelot and that's Stamps." He said, pointing his thumb to his right.

"The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates." Stamps said. "Your competition. And maybe even your friends. Ya dig?"

Poke looked at Matt, who made a fist to scare him.

"The camper who manages to stay on this show the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!"

"Excuse me." Isa said. "What will the sleeping arrangements be?"

"They're not coed are they?" South asked.

"No." Ocelot answered. "Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."

"Where are the cabins?" Poke asked.

"They're over by the clearing." Stamps answered. "Alright campers, we're gonna split you into 2 teams. Everyone that got an actual parachute, stand to my left. Everyone else, stand to the right."

The campers did what they were told. They were now separated.

"These will be your teams from now until merge." Ocelot announced. "Everyone that had an actual parachute,"

Stamps started calling out everyone's names. "Kristian, Serena, Matt, Aries, Pink, Jupiter, Mars, Kitten, Dean, Zack, and Snow Miser."

"You guys will be known as the Screaming Gophers!" Ocelot threw a green banner at them. Jupiter caught it and it unrolled to reveal the team logo.

"That's a weird name." Jupiter exclaimed.

"What's a gopher?" Dean asked.

South looked at Dean. "Gophers are burrowing rodents that make their homes in burrows that consist of many tunnels. They are found in North and Central America, preferably in areas with loose, sa-"

"Nerd!" Bean yelled. He, Half, and Matt laughed.

Minx snarled. "Leave my sister alone!" Her claws came out, which scared them a little.

"Overprotective much?" South said to her sister.

"Anyways…" Stamps looked at the other group. "Those without chutes,"

Ocelot called out their names. "South, Minx, Bean, Half, Poke, Isa, Amelia, Mr. L, Golem, Venus, and Moon."

"You could just call us by our real names you know." Moon said to Ocelot.

"I could, but then there would be two Serena's, which could get confusing." Ocelot explained. "So we're just gonna call you four by your sailor names."

Venus shrugged. "Okay then."

Stamps threw them a red banner. "You guys will be known as the Killer Bass!" Isa caught the banner and just like the other one, it unrolled to reveal the team logo.

"Who came up with these names?" asked.

"I did." Ocelot said with a smile. "Don't you think they're great?"

"They're horrible." Half said bluntly, which caused Ocelot to look down.

Stamps tried to hold in his laughter as he started speaking. "Alright campers. You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition."

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Confessional

Stamps: "You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries any time you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest."

Snow Miser: "So far… I'm not really enjoying this."

Kitten: "I'm ready to have some fun! Though, both of my older sisters are on the opposite team… but I think I can handle it."

Duck: "QUACK!"

Half: "This confessional stinks. Just like the hosts. Hah!"

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"Alright. Any questions?" No one responded. "Cool. Let's find your cabins."

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Outside the cabins

Two cabins can be seen. Stamps stood in front of them. "Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west."

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Screaming Gophers (Girls side)- Kitten, Aries, Jupiter, Mars, Pink, Serena

The 6 girls walked in.

"Bunk beds!?" Mars exclaimed. "Isn't this a little… summer camp?"

Aries walked past her. "That's the idea genius." She said sarcastically.

Mars did not like the way she spoke to her. "Ugh. Shut up weird edgy girl."

Pink walked up to Aries. "Any boys here you find attractive yet?" She asked curiously.

"Please give me my personal space." Aries told her. Pink realized they were only a few inches apart.

"Oh, sorry. My bad." She said as she moved away.

Kitten looked at Jupiter. "Can I be your bunk mate?" She asked her.

"Sure." She replied with a smile.

"Yay!" Kitten took the top bunk while Jupiter took the bottom one. Serena took a bed next to theirs.

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Screaming Gophers (Boys side)- Dean, Matt, Snow Miser, Kristian, Zack

Dean placed his things on a bed. "I've never slept in beds like these before." He said.

Matt did the same, but on a different bed. "They're not as comfortable as the bigger ones."

Eventually, all five guys were in the cabin. "I'm glad I'm in a cabin filled with normal people." Zack said.

"It's a little hot in here." Snow Miser used his hands to make it snow above him. "Much better."

Everyone looked at him in shock and confusion. Then Kristian looked at Zack. "You were saying…"

"Never mind." Zack placed his things on a bed and left the cabin.

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Killer Bass (Boys side)- Isa, Poke, Half, Bean, Iron Golem, Mr. L

Poke looked around the room. "This doesn't look too comfortable." He said.

Mr. L looked at him. "Ya think?"

Isa was about to claim a bed, until Bean pushed him away from it. "Back off kid! This is mine!"

Isa sighed as he just took the bed next to it.

Iron Golem put his things on a top bunk. He looked at Half and pointed at the bottom one, as if he's insisting on claiming that one.

"No thanks." Half said. "I'd rather not get crushed when I'm trying to sleep." He walked away to claim a different bed.

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Killer Bass (Girls side)- Minx, South, Moon, Venus, Amelia

All five girls walked in. South took a top bunk while Minx took the bottom bunk of that bed.

"Guess we're sharing." South said to Minx.

"I guess." She replied. "Unless one of those ladies wanna bunk with me." She smirked at the other 3, who just shook their heads in response. "Well suit yourselves."

Moon and Venus decided to bunk together, leaving Amelia alone with her own bed.

"Um… Are there any outlets in here?" She said while looking around.

"You should ask Stamps." Moon suggested. "I can't find one here."

Amelia nodded and left the cabin.

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Outside the cabins

Stamps was standing in front of the cabins, smiling. He was excited for these upcoming days.

"Hey Stamps?" Amelia got his attention. "Are there any outlets here? I need to plug in my hair dryer."

"There are some in the communal bathrooms." Stamps said, pointing over to it.

Amelia smiled. "Okay, thanks." She walked over to it.

Aries, Jupiter, Mars, Pink, and Serena all left their cabin.

"We're done unpacking." Serena said to Stamps.

"Cool. Meet me back at the main lodge in half an hour." Stamps said as he walked off.

Jupiter walked down the cabin steps, but felt someone bump into her.

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry."

Jupiter turned her head to see it was Dean. She smiled at him.

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Jupiter: "Me and the girls thought of keeping our powers a secret, but that's already been blown. So now I think we should interact with others and get them on our side so we'd have the numbers."

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"It's alright." She held her hand out. "I'm Makoto. But as of now, call me Jupiter."

"Pleasure to meet you." Dean said as he shook her hand. "I'm Dean." He let go of her hand and decided to start a conversation. "So, why have you decided to sign up for this show?"

Jupiter shrugged. "Moon thought it would be fun for us all to do this together."

Dean tilted his head. "Moon?"

"Her real name is Serena. Not the one on this team. She's the blonde girl with ponytails on the opposite team."

"I see. If you don't mind me asking, why do you have these nicknames?"

Mars walked over to them. "We're actually protectors of the earth."

Dean was shocked to hear that. "Like, actually?"

Mars nodded. "Wanna see us transform?"

"Uhh, sure." Dean said. Mars and Jupiter both stood in front of him, said their catchphrases, and transformed. Dean watched in awe.

"What do you think?" Jupiter asked.

"Wow… you look… astonishing." He replied, which made her giggle.

Moon and Venus walked over to them. "Rei, Mako, who's this?" Moon asked, looking at Dean.

"Let me introduce myself. I'm Dean." He said, giving a polite bow.

Moon smiled. "Nice to meet you Dean. I'm Serena, but you can call me Moon."

Venus also introduced herself. "And I'm Minako, but you can call me Venus."

Dean looked at Mars. "I don't think I got your name either."

"Oh yeah." Mars realized. "I'm Rei, but call me Mars."

Meanwhile, Kristian and Zack were standing on the porch of their cabin.

"Looks like he's already making friends with them." Kristian said. "You think we should start interacting with others?"

Zack shook his head. "Game's just begun. The interacting can wait." He walked off, leaving Kristian with a confused look. Over at the Bass cabin, Mr. L was standing on the porch.

"Everyone seems to be having a great time right now." Mr. L assumed. "That's all gonna end since I'm here."

Mr. L made an evil laugh. He then tripped on the steps and fell face first on the ground. Half and Bean witnessed it.

"Guess he really took the L." Half joked, which caused them both to laugh as they walked away. Suddenly, a high pitched scream was heard and it echoed through the island.

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Screaming Gophers (Girls side)- Kitten, Aries, Jupiter, Mars, Pink, Serena

Multiple campers looked into the cabin.

"Damn that girl can scream." Matt said.

Kitten was standing on a stool, looking down at a cockroach in fear. "Someone kill it! Please!"

Poke looked at the cockroach. "Umm… yeah I'm not stepping on that."

Campers walked in and attempted to step on it, but missed. Others would either leave the cabin or jump on the beds in fear. Eventually, Dean walked into the cabin, holding a sword, and sliced the cockroach in half with it.

"Well that's one way to kill a cockroach." Aries said, smirking.

Dean shrugged. "Probably the only time I'll get to use my sword on this show."

Kitten sighed in relief as she stepped down from the stool.

Isa looked at the time on his watch. "It's almost been half an hour. We should head to the lodge now."

Everyone agreed and left the cabin.

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Cafeteria

Everyone was lined up to get their food. Ocelot was serving hamburgers. After everyone grabbed their tray, they sat down on their respective tables. Stamps walked in.

"Welcome to the main lodge!" He said. "Your first challenge will begin in 1 hour! Be prepared." He walked out.

"What do you think they'll make us do?" Serena asked.

"It's our first challenge." Matt pointed out. "How hard could it be?"

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Cliff

Everyone, now wearing their swimsuits, were looking down the cliff in fear. They were very high up. Like, very high up. "Ah shit," Matt's voice was heard saying.

"Your first task is to jump off this thousand foot cliff into the lake." Stamps said with a grin.

Jupiter was confident. "Piece of cake."

Stamps continued talking. "If you look down, you can see two target areas." Everyone looked at the targets. "The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, man-eating sharks." The campers were now a little more scared. "Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which we're pretty sure is shark free."

"Excuse me?" Aries said, looking at Stamps.

"For each member of your team that jumps, and actually… survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below." Stamps told them. "Inside each crate are supplies you'll need for the second part of the challenge. Building a hot tub! The team with the best one will have a wicked hot tub party tonight! The losers will be sending someone home." Stamps looked at the teams. "Killer Bass, you're up first."

Amelia walked toward the edge and looked down. "Wow… okay then. Who wants to go first?"

No one said anything. Either because they didn't want to go first or they were too scared to talk.

"Fine. I'll go." Amelia said. "It's not like this is actually a thousand feet high or anything."

Amelia jumped off the edge. She landed in the safe zone. She swam up to the surface and waved for the boat to pick her up.

"She did it! Nice!" Venus said. "I'm next." Venus backed up for a running start. She ran and jumped off the edge. Unfortunately for her, she hit a buoy. Most of the campers winced at the sight.

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Venus: "That… hurt."

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Amelia helped Venus into the boat and the next person went.

"Woohoo!" Mr. L screamed as he fell. Then, Iron Golem fell silently, since he doesn't talk.

Poke was looking down at the lake. "Do I have to jump?" Maya looked at him confused.

"You can chicken out if you want." Stamps told him. "But you'd have to wear this chicken hat for the rest of the day." Stamps pulled out a chicken hat from behind his back.

Poke shrugged. "Better than getting eaten by sharks."

Stamps put a chicken hat on his head. "The chicken path down is that way." He pointed his thumb behind him. Poke looked down as he walked down an escalator as Maya attempted to comfort him.

Isa was shaking as he looked down. "Umm… yeah I'm gonna go down the escalator too."

"Oh come on." Half said. "You're chickening out too?"

Bean groaned. "Don't be a pussy! Just jump!"

Moon hissed at them. "Hey! He doesn't have to jump if he doesn't want to!"

Half rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Don't come crying to us if we lose this challenge."

"I won't." Moon said while crossing her arms. Stamps put a chicken hat on Isa's head as he walked down the escalator.

Bean ran and jumped off the edge. "Yeahhhh!" However, he didn't land in the safe zone. Once he landed in the lake, the sharks swam at him. "Oh shit!" He swam off.

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Bean: "Never did I think I would almost get eaten by a shark on this show."

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Bean walked on shore, having scratches all over him. He fell on the sand face first.

Half jumped off the edge. "Yeehaw!" He got hit from a part of the cliff on his way down, which caused him to spiral. Luckily for him, he landed in the safe zone. Moon jumped off afterwards and also landed in the safe zone. Everyone on the shore cheered for her.

Stamps looked at Minx and South. "You're up girls!"

They looked at each other. "Jump together?" South asked.

"Sure." Minx said. They both jumped off the edge together and landed in the safe zone.

"That's 9 jumpers and 2 chickens." Stamps said. "Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that, we'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on."

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Half: "Well there goes any shot we have at winning."

Amelia: "It's a thousand foot cliff. What do they expect us to do next? Bungee jump over a volcano?"

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"Nice." Kristian said after hearing him. "Okay guys, who's up first?"

Everyone was quiet for a moment until someone spoke up. "I'll go first." Mars said. She confidently jumped off the edge and she landed in the safe zone.

"Nice job!" Kristian yelled to her. He then jumped off the edge and into the safe zone too.

Serena looked down the edge after he jumped off. "I… can't do it. I'm terrified of heights." Stamps put a chicken hat on her head. "Sorry guys!"

Mars made chicken noises on the boat, mocking her.

Snow Miser looked at Stamps. "I won't die, will I?"

Stamps shrugged. "Who knows?"

Snow Miser sighed. He jumped off the edge, screaming until he fell into the safe zone. Aries fell afterwards, screaming as well. After her was Pink, who was waving her limbs around as she screamed.

Jupiter and Zack were waiting for Dean, who was looking down the cliff.

"Well? Are you gonna jump?" Zack asked him.

"I don't know… it seems pretty scary all the way up here…" Dean said, sweating a little.

Jupiter walked up to him. "Hey, it's okay. You can do it." She smiled at him. He took a deep breath before jumping off the edge, screaming. However, he didn't land in the safe zone. He swam back to the surface.

"Hey, that wasn't so bad." Dean said.

Sharks were swimming towards him. "Dude! Behind you!" Snow Miser yelled at him. Dean turned around to see the sharks swimming at him. He screamed. Then he closed his eyes and braced for pain, until he heard a splash in front of him. He opened his eyes to see Jupiter in front of him. She punched the sharks by the gills, which made them swim off. She then grabbed Dean and swam to shore with him. They eventually made it on the beach.

"Thank you." Dean said to Jupiter.

"No problem." Jupiter grinned at him.

Matt looked at Zack and Kitten. "Guess it's just us three left. Can't stop now." He ran and jumped off the edge, landing in the safe zone.

Zack looked at Kitten. "You got this kid." He said before he ran and jumped off the edge as well, also landing in the safe zone.

"Okay campers," Stamps spoke in his megaphone. "There's only one person left. You guys need this jump for the win!" He looked at Kitten. "No pressure…. Okay there's pressure!"

Kitten gulped in fear. Her team on the shore was cheering for her. Kitten backed up from the edge and closed her eyes.

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Bean: "I'm looking at this girl and I'm thinking there's no way she's gonna do it."

South: "I really want to go up there and help her, but then my team will probably target Minx and I."

Minx: "I hope she'll survive if she jumps. I'm pretty sure she's the youngest camper here."

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Kitten took a deep breath, opened her determined eyes, and ran to the edge. Then, she jumped off, screaming as she fell down. She landed in the safe zone. Minx and South had worried looks on their faces until Kitten surfaced. The Screaming Gophers cheered.

"And the Screaming Gophers win this challenge!" Stamps said in his megaphone. The boat dropped Kitten off the shore and she ran to her team to celebrate while the Killer Bass groan in defeat.

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The Screaming Gophers casually walked along the beach while pulling their carts, crates loaded on them.

Meanwhile with the Killer Bass, they were struggling. They had to push or pull their crates across the ground. Isa was pushing his crate until he felt pain in his hand. "Ow! Splinter!"

Bean looked at Isa. "Shut it and keep pushing your crate, chicken!"

Isa sighed sadly and kept pushing, trying to ignore the pain in his hand. Moon was having a tough time pushing her crate. Then she saw Iron Golem, holding the crate over his head, looking completely fine.

Mr. L was groaning. "Villains should not have to do this much hard work."

"Maybe you're not really a villain." Half said.

Mr. L glared. "I'm more of a villain than you!"

Half rolled his eyes. "You look more like a wannabe villain than an actual one."

"Will you two knock it off already?" Amelia asked sternly. "We have to catch up to the other team."

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Speaking of other team, the Screaming Gophers already made it to the cabins. Dean flipped the lid off one of the crates and looked inside. He grabbed some wood from the crate.

"This crate has all the wood we need to build a hot tub." Dean said. "What do the other crates have?"

Serena opened a crate and took out some items. "I've got some tools and a pool liner."

Zack held up some wood. "I got wood." Dean and Aries snickered, while Kitten and Zack looked at the two confused.

Kristian was holding a big piece of paper. "I got the instructions here. Let's start building."

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After about 10 minutes, the Killer Bass made it to the cabins with all their crates.

Poke looked at the other team's work so far. "Woah! They're already about half way done with their hot tub!"

"Well what are we waiting for?" Moon asked. "Let's start building!"

A montage started. Kitten and Kristian were hammering nails on the hot tub. On the other hand, Poke and Iron Golem were just putting planks together; trying to make them stand. Unfortunately, it all collapsed. Pink politely handed her hammer to Zack, who turned to hammer a nail in the hot tub. On the contrary, Bean tried to take a hammer from Mr. L, who tried to pull it away. Eventually, Bean fell to the ground and the hammer flew somewhere else. Zack scooped up some water from the lake with a bucket and passed it to Snow Miser, who passed it to Matt, who passed it to Aries, who dumped it into the hot tub. Meanwhile, water was spewing out of the Killer Bass' poorly built hot tub. Amelia just decided to put tape over it to stop spewing.

Ocelot stood in between the hot tubs. "Time is up! I'll be judging the hot tubs."

Ocelot walked over to the Screaming Gophers' hot tub. He looked at and tested the water. "This is an awesome hot tub!"

The Gophers cheered that they got a positive response. Ocelot walked over to the Killer Bass' hot tub. He tapped on it and water spewed at his face. He wiped his face with his arm and the whole hot tub collapsed.

"I think we have a winner here." Ocelot said. "The Screaming Gophers!"

The Gophers cheered and hugged each other while the Killer Bass looked down in defeat.

"Gophers, you will be safe from elimination and you will get to rock this awesome hot tub for the whole summer! Killer Bass, what can I say? Sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight."

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Cafeteria

Everyone was sitting at their respective team tables. The camera focused on the Killer Bass.

"So, what do we do now?" Moon asked.

"Well obviously, we choose who we wanna kick off of our team." Bean said.

"It's pretty obvious it should be one of those chickens should go." Bean said.

"What!? Why!?" Poke asked.

"You're kidding, right?" Half said. "You two aren't pulling your weight."

"You guys should say your reasons why we shouldn't vote for you." Venus suggested.

Poke and Isa didn't say anything. Half groaned and looked at Isa.

"What do you do?" Half asked him.

Isa raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"

"Do you have a job or something?"

"Uhh, I'm a video editor."

"Well that's useless." Half looked at Poke. "What about you? What do you do?"

Maya spoke. "What do you think, dumbass?"

Poke shushed his puppet. "I'm a… ventriloquist."

"That's even more useless." Half groaned.

"Hey, who cares what they do?" Moon said. "They helped us build the hot tub. That's good enough."

"Well excuse me Sailor Barbie Doll," Half insulted. "Someone has to go."

"What did you just call me!?" Moon glared at him.

"Sailor. Barbie. Doll." Half smirked.

"Hey! Be nicer to your teammates!" Venus yelled at him.

"Jeez. Can't you take a joke!?" Half rolled his eyes. Moon and Venus were very mad at him.

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Venus: "He just messed up. He won't expect his fate."

Half: "I am NOT going home first over a fucking joke! We need people who can actually play this game! Hopefully those furries are smart enough to get this!"

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Elimination Ceremony

It was dark outside. The campfire and the hanging lights are lighting the place up. The Killer Bass were sitting on logs in front of the fire. Stamps was standing next to his barrel with a tray of marshmallows. "Here's how this is gonna work." Stamps started explaining. "One at a time, everyone will vote in the confessional for who you want to vote off. Your votes will not be revealed to anyone but me and the viewers at home. The person with the most votes is safe. You may begin voting."

Everyone has voted. Stamps tallied up the votes. "Marshmallows represent safety. If you get a marshmallow, you're safe. The first marshmallow goes to Amelia, with 0 votes."

Amelia caught her marshmallow with a smile.

"Next is Minx, Mr. L, and Moon."

They caught their marshmallows with smug looks.

"Golem, Venus, South, you three are safe too."

They caught their marshmallows. Bean, Isa, Poke, and Half were left.

"The last person with 0 votes is… Bean."

Bean smirked as he caught his marshmallow.

Stamps looked at the three that have yet to get a marshmallow. "Isa, Poke, Half, you three have received votes. Poke and Isa, you two did not jump off the cliff which resulted in your loss for the first part of the challenge. Half, you're getting on people's nerves with your insulting jokes."

"Not my fault they can't take a joke." Half said with a frustrated expression.

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Poke sighed in relief as he caught his marshmallow. Isa was very nervous to the point that he was shaking. Half just smirked.

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Isa was relieved. He caught his marshmallow as Half was shocked.

"What!?" Half was furious. "You guys would rather keep the two pussies!? Wow!"

"Can't say I'm shocked." Stamps admitted. "You should've fixed your personality when you had the chance."

"Whatever. I don't wanna stay with people that can't take jokes." Half walked away.

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Dock of shame

Half was walking in the dock with a sour look on his face. He boarded the boat of losers and it drove away.

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Stamps looked at the rest of the Killer Bass. "For the rest of you, you're safe. For tonight. Enjoy your marshmallows."

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Dean: "I have never done anything outdoorsy before. I've spent almost my whole life in a castle and I've never had the time to-... Wait. Did I just say castle? I mean, uh, fortress…. Wait no! I mean-"

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Outside the cabins

"To the Screaming Gophers!" The campers in the hot tub cheered. They all cheered and had a fun night.

Stamps was watching them, but then looked at the camera. "Looks like they're enjoying their stay here so far. But not for long. Who will be the next to walk the dock of shame? Find out next time! On Total! Drama! Discord Devasties!

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Votes:

Isa: "I vote Half. He's very mean and his jokes aren't funny. I just hope everyone else sees this and votes him off instead of me."

Half: "Poke and Isa are pussies, so I'm gonna vote Isa."

Bean: "Obviously Isa. He's a chicken."

South: "It's obvious Isa and Poke are our weakest members. If we need to win more challenges, we have to keep the stronger ones. Sorry Isa."

Minx: "I know South wants me to vote Isa, but that Half guy is annoying with his jokes. I believe I overheard him call me a furry. I'm voting for him."

Moon: "Half needs to go. Even if he's not the weakest person here, he needs to fix his personality."

Venus: "Hopefully Amelia and Golem will vote with us. I'm voting Half. See ya!"

Mr. L: "I'm gonna make everyone paranoid. I'm voting for Poke. Everyone will be confused about who voted for him when it was actually me!"

Poke: "According to the sailors, the majority of everyone is voting Half. I will too. I just hope I'm not the next target after he's gone."

Amelia: "Venus told me to vote for Half. Honestly, I don't like him either, especially after he called my Roserade a sex slave, so I'll vote for him."

Golem: Golem showed them a picture of Half.

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Final tally:

Half- 7

Isa- 3

Poke- 1

Episode 1: Weird Place, Weird Hosts, And An Even Weirder Cast

An island can be seen. Standing on the dock were 2 men. One wore a green shirt and the other wore a yellow shirt. Their names were Stamps and Ocelot.

"Welcome to Total Drama!" Stamps said to the camera. "I'm your host, Stamps!"

"And I'm your co-host, Ocelot." Ocelot greeted himself to the camera.

"22 contestants from… who knows where will join us on an island to compete for the grand prize." Stamps took out a briefcase from behind his back and opened it. "One hundred thousand dollars. They'll probably blow it in a week tops..."

Ocelot's smile grew. "Teens will have to live here as they compete. They'll have to survive wild animals, gross foods, poor living conditions, and most of all, each other."

"We'll explain later." Stamps said. "Right now, I hope you are ready. This is…"

"Total!"

"Drama!"

"Discord Devasties!"

—

Intro:

The music starts playing. The camera pops out of a tree, from under a rock, from under a lake, from out of a waterfall. The clapboard claps and the camera goes past Stamps and Ocelot, who was waving at the camera.

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine.

The camera goes up a giant cliff and then jumps off the edge and into the water.

You guys are on my mind.

Underwater, Amelia is seen riding a Wailmer. The Wailmer gets startled by other fish and Amelia gets catapulted into the air.

You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see.

The camera goes above the water. South is seen riding a canoe. Amelia flies out of the water, which causes her to blink.

I wanna be famous.

The camera goes into the woods. Snow Miser and Iron Golem are seen making a snowman. Amelia lands on it, causing it to fall apart. The camera backs up to see Sailor Mars was watching them. She laughed, but then saw Sailor Moon next to her, raising an eyebrow at her.

I want to live close to the sun.

The camera pans over to a waterfall. Bean and Half are seen arguing in a raft, which then falls down the waterfall.

Go pack your bags 'cause I've already won.

The camera pans down to see Matt, standing on a log, trying to lift up a giant boulder. Half and Bean landed on the boulder, which made the log give way and split in half, causing them 3 to fall. Pink then swings from a vine.

Everything to prove nothing in my way.

Pink lets go of the vine mid-air and lands near the confessional. Zach, who was leaning on the confessional, rolled his eyes while Mr. L laughed from a distance.

I'll get there one day.

The camera goes into the cafeteria. Serena is making soup for everyone. The camera goes to the right to see Poke's puppet ranting about something to Kristian, who looked confused.

Cause I wanna be famous!

The camera panned to the right again. Isa was also listening to Poke. He looked behind him to see Minx, who thengave him a flirty look, which caused him to blush. The camera panned outside of the cafeteria.

Na na na na na naaa na na naaa na na na na naaa.

Aries is sitting on the steps, doing a tik-tok on her phone. Stamps then comes and takes the phone away.

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!

The camera pans over to the dock. Kitten looks at the camera and waves to everyone. Someone uses a laser pointer. Kitten got cat vibes and followed the dot. They then pointed it at the water and she jumped off the dock.

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!

The camera points to the sun, which then turns into the moon and it is now nighttime.

A whistling tune is heard as the camera pans down to see Dean and Sailor Jupiter smiling at each other. Then Sailor Venus popped up between them and smirked at Sailor Jupiter, who glared at her. The camera backed out to see everyone sitting around the campfire.

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There was a blimp in the air. The camera went inside the blimp. Kristian and Poke were sitting on a seat. Kristian decided to start up a conversation.

"Hey man. Excited to be here?" He asked Poke.

Poke turned to him. "Of course." He said.

Then his puppet started speaking. "He's actually very scared for this adventure. He almost pissed his pants on the way here."

Poke shushed his puppet. "You must forgive Maya here. She's… out there."

"Umm… okay?" Kristian replied. "Just relax, it'll be fun," as he patted Poke on the back, who looked quite embarrassed…

The camera panned over to another row of seats. The 4 Sailors were sitting next to each other, untransformed. Kitten walked over to them and gasped.

"Are you four the Sailors!?" She asked excitedly. The 4 looked at her in shock.

"How did you know!?" Moon asked.

Kitten squealed. "I'm a huge fan!"

"So much for keeping that a secret," Venus muttered.

Kitten's ears and tail caught their attention. "What… are you?" Jupiter asked.

Kitten giggled. "I'm a Neko!"

"That's cool." Mars complimented. "Wanna see us transform?"

"Yes!" Kitten exclaimed.

The 4 girls stood up and they transformed. Everyone had witnessed it and Kitten was in awe. The camera panned over to Isa and Dean, who were both sitting on a large box.

"A cat girl and girls that have powers!?" Isa turned to Dean. "These people are not normal."

"Yep," Dean says as he sees Golem walk past them. South walks over to them.

"Is this spot taken?" She asked, pointing at the spot next to Dean. He shook his head and South sat next to him. They noticed that she had cat ears and a tail too.

"Another catgirl?" Isa asked.

South looked at him. "Yep. She's my little sister." She said, pointing at Kitten. She then looked to the right. "And here comes my older sister."

Isa turned to where South was looking, which made his eyes widened. It was Minx. She walked over and sat next to South.

"Hi!" She waved.

"Hey. I'm Dean." The Prince introduced himself.

"U-u-umm… I'm Isa." He said.

Minx giggled and leaned in Isa's direction. "Don't tell me you're falling for me already?"

Isa just looked away in embarrassment. Minx laughed and put her hand on his cheek.

"Can't resist can you?" She teased. His face turned fully red, which made her laugh even more. "You look like a tomato!"

Isa covered his face with his hands as the other 3 laughed. The camera panned over to the very end of the blimp with Amelia, Half, and Serena.

"So you're a pokemon trainer?" Serena asked. "May I see one of your pokemon?"

"Sure," Amelia replied. "Come out Roserade!"

She threw out her Pokeball and out came Roserade, who struck an elegant pose.

"That's so cool!" Serena said.

Half looked at the Roserade and chuckled. "It looks like a sex slave."

Serena and Amelia looked at him in disgust, while Roserade looked at Half indifferently.

"That's not funny," Serena said.

"You're fucking sick," Amelia added as she recalled Roserade.

Half rolled his eyes. "It's a joke. Chill."

The camera panned over to Matt flexing his muscles. Zack, who just saw him, rolled his eyes.

"Show off much?" Zack said.

Matt looked at him. "What's your problem?"

"Nothing. It's just that I don't like arrogant and egotistical bitches."

"Are you calling me a bitch!?"

"Maybe." He tipped his fedora up and smirked.

Matt cracked his knuckles. "Okay, you've just crossed the line. Come here."

Matt walked over to him and was about to punch him, but Iron Golem appeared in front of him. He shook his head as if telling him to stop. Matt tried to push him out of his way, but Golem was much stronger than him. Matt eventually just groaned and walked away. The camera panned over to Snow Miser, making something out of snow.

"Oooh, what's that?"

Snow Miser jumped and looked behind him to see Pink. "Oh umm…" He stepped to the side, allowing her to see his blimp made out of snow. "I tried to recreate exactly what the blimp looked like when I saw it."

"That's so cool!" Pink said, putting her face closer to the snow blimp. Snow Miser pushed her back a little.

"No touching. It's still just snow." He told her.

"Okay. I won't!" Pink replied.

Suddenly, someone kicked the snow blimp, causing it to all fall apart. Snow Miser gasped. "My beautiful creation!"

Bean laughed, revealing that he was the one that kicked it. "The look on your face!" He continued to laugh as he walked away, leaving Snow Miser looking sad. The camera panned over to Aries, doing a tik-tok on her phone. Mr. L walked over to her and took her phone away.

"What the hell?" She snarled. "Give it back."

"Nope. A villains gotta do what a villain gotta do." Mr. L made a run for it and Aries followed him. They ran for a few minutes until Mr. L was tired out. Aries smirked and took back her phone. Suddenly, the blimp started shaking. It turns out the blimp was flying into dark clouds with lightning.

"Hang on tight!" The pilot announced on the speaker. "This could be dangerous!"

People were panicking and screaming. Others were silent, but looked frightened. Thunder clapped and in front of the blimp exit stood Stamps.

"Hello everyone. Ready for some fun?" He asked.

"Where did you come from?" Sailor Mars asked.

"Nowhere. I'm actually a hologram." Stamps said.

Venus tried to poke him, only for her finger to go through his arm to reveal that he actually is a hologram. "Wow…"

"Let's get started." Stamps said. "This aircraft stinks. And is equipped with 2 emergency exits. Here, and at the end of the cabin." The camera panned over to show the other exit. "At said exits, you will find parachute packs. Only half of them contain actual parachutes. The other half contains surprises that will be utterly useless while falling from the sky."

"Well, hopefully we won't need them." Serena said.

"Who knows?" Stamps shrugged. "This game is full of surprises. Like this!"

Stamps took out a remote and pressed a button. The motors of the blimp exploded and the blimp started going down. Everyone ran and screamed in fear. Everyone opened the wooden crates and took a parachute. Moon was looking out the exit in fear.

"Move!" Mars said as she pushed her through the exit and jumped out herself followed by Isa.

At the other exit, Pink screamed as she jumped out. Iron Golem jumped out afterwards. Everyone fell from the sky. They were now below the dark clouds.

"This is crazy!" Jupiter said. She pulled the string on her bag and a parachute came out.

Moon looked at her and decided to do the same, only to have a chicken come out of hers. "Well that's just perfect!" She said sarcastically.

Isa pulled the string on his bag, but a teddy bear came out of it. "Okay, I've never used a parachute before, but I know that's not how they work."

Dean held his crown in one hand as he pulled his string with the other and an actual parachute came out. "Yes!"

The 3 neko sisters pulled their strings. Kitten was the only one to get an actual parachute while Minx got feathers and South got jewelry. They both looked at each other. "I guess she's the lucky one." Minx said.

Kristian pulled the string and got a parachute. "Alright!"

Serena pulled her string and also got a parachute. She sighed in relief.

Half pulled his and books came flying out. "Damn. Are the hosts too cheap to buy actual parachutes!?

Bean pulled his parachute and hotdogs came out. "Well shit."

Mars and Venus were falling next to each other. Venus pulled her string and cats came out. "Damn it." Mars tried her best to hold in her laughter. She pulled her string and got an actual parachute. "Oh come on! Why does she get a real one!?" Venus said.

Poke pulled his string and pillows came out of his. "WHAT!? WHO PUT PILLOWS IN A PARACHUTE!?"

Pink pulled hers and she got an actual parachute. "Ha! The world loves me!"

Matt pulled his string and got a parachute as well.

Iron Golem pulled his string, but it broke on accident.

Amelia pulled hers and birds came out. "Dang it!"

Snow Miser, Aries, and Zack all got real parachutes. Mr. L pulled his string and masks came out. "Oh come on!"

Stamps and Ocelot were standing on the dock. Ocelot was looking through a pair of binoculars. "Here they come!"

Everyone without parachutes screamed as they fell into the water. Everyone with parachutes landed either on the dock or on the island.

"Follow us to the campfire." Stamps said to everyone. "We'll explain everything over there."

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The campers were now at the campfire. 11 of them were sitting on the logs while the other 11 were standing. Stamps and Ocelot were standing in front of everyone.

"This is camp Wawanakwa." Ocelot said. "Your home for the next 10 weeks. I'm Ocelot and that's Stamps." He said, pointing his thumb to his right.

"The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates." Stamps said. "Your competition. And maybe even your friends. Ya dig?"

Poke looked at Matt, who made a fist to scare him.

"The camper who manages to stay on this show the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!"

"Excuse me." Isa said. "What will the sleeping arrangements be?"

"They're not coed are they?" South asked.

"No." Ocelot answered. "Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."

"Where are the cabins?" Poke asked.

"They're over by the clearing." Stamps answered. "Alright campers, we're gonna split you into 2 teams. Everyone that got an actual parachute, stand to my left. Everyone else, stand to the right."

The campers did what they were told. They were now separated.

"These will be your teams from now until merge." Ocelot announced. "Everyone that had an actual parachute,"

Stamps started calling out everyone's names. "Kristian, Serena, Matt, Aries, Pink, Jupiter, Mars, Kitten, Dean, Zack, and Snow Miser."

"You guys will be known as the Screaming Gophers!" Ocelot threw a green banner at them. Jupiter caught it and it unrolled to reveal the team logo.

"That's a weird name." Jupiter exclaimed.

"What's a gopher?" Dean asked.

South looked at Dean. "Gophers are burrowing rodents that make their homes in burrows that consist of many tunnels. They are found in North and Central America, preferably in areas with loose, sa-"

"Nerd!" Bean yelled. He, Half, and Matt laughed.

Minx snarled. "Leave my sister alone!" Her claws came out, which scared them a little.

"Overprotective much?" South said to her sister.

"Anyways…" Stamps looked at the other group. "Those without chutes,"

Ocelot called out their names. "South, Minx, Bean, Half, Poke, Isa, Amelia, Mr. L, Golem, Venus, and Moon."

"You could just call us by our real names you know." Moon said to Ocelot.

"I could, but then there would be two Serena's, which could get confusing." Ocelot explained. "So we're just gonna call you four by your sailor names."

Venus shrugged. "Okay then."

Stamps threw them a red banner. "You guys will be known as the Killer Bass!" Isa caught the banner and just like the other one, it unrolled to reveal the team logo.

"Who came up with these names?" asked.

"I did." Ocelot said with a smile. "Don't you think they're great?"

"They're horrible." Half said bluntly, which caused Ocelot to look down.

Stamps tried to hold in his laughter as he started speaking. "Alright campers. You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition."

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Confessional

Stamps: "You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries any time you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest."

Snow Miser: "So far… I'm not really enjoying this."

Kitten: "I'm ready to have some fun! Though, both of my older sisters are on the opposite team… but I think I can handle it."

Duck: "QUACK!"

Half: "This confessional stinks. Just like the hosts. Hah!"

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"Alright. Any questions?" No one responded. "Cool. Let's find your cabins."

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Outside the cabins

Two cabins can be seen. Stamps stood in front of them. "Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west."

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Screaming Gophers (Girls side)- Kitten, Aries, Jupiter, Mars, Pink, Serena

The 6 girls walked in.

"Bunk beds!?" Mars exclaimed. "Isn't this a little… summer camp?"

Aries walked past her. "That's the idea genius." She said sarcastically.

Mars did not like the way she spoke to her. "Ugh. Shut up weird edgy girl."

Pink walked up to Aries. "Any boys here you find attractive yet?" She asked curiously.

"Please give me my personal space." Aries told her. Pink realized they were only a few inches apart.

"Oh, sorry. My bad." She said as she moved away.

Kitten looked at Jupiter. "Can I be your bunk mate?" She asked her.

"Sure." She replied with a smile.

"Yay!" Kitten took the top bunk while Jupiter took the bottom one. Serena took a bed next to theirs.

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Screaming Gophers (Boys side)- Dean, Matt, Snow Miser, Kristian, Zack

Dean placed his things on a bed. "I've never slept in beds like these before." He said.

Matt did the same, but on a different bed. "They're not as comfortable as the bigger ones."

Eventually, all five guys were in the cabin. "I'm glad I'm in a cabin filled with normal people." Zack said.

"It's a little hot in here." Snow Miser used his hands to make it snow above him. "Much better."

Everyone looked at him in shock and confusion. Then Kristian looked at Zack. "You were saying…"

"Never mind." Zack placed his things on a bed and left the cabin.

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Killer Bass (Boys side)- Isa, Poke, Half, Bean, Iron Golem, Mr. L

Poke looked around the room. "This doesn't look too comfortable." He said.

Mr. L looked at him. "Ya think?"

Isa was about to claim a bed, until Bean pushed him away from it. "Back off kid! This is mine!"

Isa sighed as he just took the bed next to it.

Iron Golem put his things on a top bunk. He looked at Half and pointed at the bottom one, as if he's insisting on claiming that one.

"No thanks." Half said. "I'd rather not get crushed when I'm trying to sleep." He walked away to claim a different bed.

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Killer Bass (Girls side)- Minx, South, Moon, Venus, Amelia

All five girls walked in. South took a top bunk while Minx took the bottom bunk of that bed.

"Guess we're sharing." South said to Minx.

"I guess." She replied. "Unless one of those ladies wanna bunk with me." She smirked at the other 3, who just shook their heads in response. "Well suit yourselves."

Moon and Venus decided to bunk together, leaving Amelia alone with her own bed.

"Um… Are there any outlets in here?" She said while looking around.

"You should ask Stamps." Moon suggested. "I can't find one here."

Amelia nodded and left the cabin.

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Outside the cabins

Stamps was standing in front of the cabins, smiling. He was excited for these upcoming days.

"Hey Stamps?" Amelia got his attention. "Are there any outlets here? I need to plug in my hair dryer."

"There are some in the communal bathrooms." Stamps said, pointing over to it.

Amelia smiled. "Okay, thanks." She walked over to it.

Aries, Jupiter, Mars, Pink, and Serena all left their cabin.

"We're done unpacking." Serena said to Stamps.

"Cool. Meet me back at the main lodge in half an hour." Stamps said as he walked off.

Jupiter walked down the cabin steps, but felt someone bump into her.

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry."

Jupiter turned her head to see it was Dean. She smiled at him.

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Jupiter: "Me and the girls thought of keeping our powers a secret, but that's already been blown. So now I think we should interact with others and get them on our side so we'd have the numbers."

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"It's alright." She held her hand out. "I'm Makoto. But as of now, call me Jupiter."

"Pleasure to meet you." Dean said as he shook her hand. "I'm Dean." He let go of her hand and decided to start a conversation. "So, why have you decided to sign up for this show?"

Jupiter shrugged. "Moon thought it would be fun for us all to do this together."

Dean tilted his head. "Moon?"

"Her real name is Serena. Not the one on this team. She's the blonde girl with ponytails on the opposite team."

"I see. If you don't mind me asking, why do you have these nicknames?"

Mars walked over to them. "We're actually protectors of the earth."

Dean was shocked to hear that. "Like, actually?"

Mars nodded. "Wanna see us transform?"

"Uhh, sure." Dean said. Mars and Jupiter both stood in front of him, said their catchphrases, and transformed. Dean watched in awe.

"What do you think?" Jupiter asked.

"Wow… you look… astonishing." He replied, which made her giggle.

Moon and Venus walked over to them. "Rei, Mako, who's this?" Moon asked, looking at Dean.

"Let me introduce myself. I'm Dean." He said, giving a polite bow.

Moon smiled. "Nice to meet you Dean. I'm Serena, but you can call me Moon."

Venus also introduced herself. "And I'm Minako, but you can call me Venus."

Dean looked at Mars. "I don't think I got your name either."

"Oh yeah." Mars realized. "I'm Rei, but call me Mars."

Meanwhile, Kristian and Zack were standing on the porch of their cabin.

"Looks like he's already making friends with them." Kristian said. "You think we should start interacting with others?"

Zack shook his head. "Game's just begun. The interacting can wait." He walked off, leaving Kristian with a confused look. Over at the Bass cabin, Mr. L was standing on the porch.

"Everyone seems to be having a great time right now." Mr. L assumed. "That's all gonna end since I'm here."

Mr. L made an evil laugh. He then tripped on the steps and fell face first on the ground. Half and Bean witnessed it.

"Guess he really took the L." Half joked, which caused them both to laugh as they walked away. Suddenly, a high pitched scream was heard and it echoed through the island.

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Screaming Gophers (Girls side)- Kitten, Aries, Jupiter, Mars, Pink, Serena

Multiple campers looked into the cabin.

"Damn that girl can scream." Matt said.

Kitten was standing on a stool, looking down at a cockroach in fear. "Someone kill it! Please!"

Poke looked at the cockroach. "Umm… yeah I'm not stepping on that."

Campers walked in and attempted to step on it, but missed. Others would either leave the cabin or jump on the beds in fear. Eventually, Dean walked into the cabin, holding a sword, and sliced the cockroach in half with it.

"Well that's one way to kill a cockroach." Aries said, smirking.

Dean shrugged. "Probably the only time I'll get to use my sword on this show."

Kitten sighed in relief as she stepped down from the stool.

Isa looked at the time on his watch. "It's almost been half an hour. We should head to the lodge now."

Everyone agreed and left the cabin.

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Cafeteria

Everyone was lined up to get their food. Ocelot was serving hamburgers. After everyone grabbed their tray, they sat down on their respective tables. Stamps walked in.

"Welcome to the main lodge!" He said. "Your first challenge will begin in 1 hour! Be prepared." He walked out.

"What do you think they'll make us do?" Serena asked.

"It's our first challenge." Matt pointed out. "How hard could it be?"

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Cliff

Everyone, now wearing their swimsuits, were looking down the cliff in fear. They were very high up. Like, very high up. "Ah shit," Matt's voice was heard saying.

"Your first task is to jump off this thousand foot cliff into the lake." Stamps said with a grin.

Jupiter was confident. "Piece of cake."

Stamps continued talking. "If you look down, you can see two target areas." Everyone looked at the targets. "The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, man-eating sharks." The campers were now a little more scared. "Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which we're pretty sure is shark free."

"Excuse me?" Aries said, looking at Stamps.

"For each member of your team that jumps, and actually… survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below." Stamps told them. "Inside each crate are supplies you'll need for the second part of the challenge. Building a hot tub! The team with the best one will have a wicked hot tub party tonight! The losers will be sending someone home." Stamps looked at the teams. "Killer Bass, you're up first."

Amelia walked toward the edge and looked down. "Wow… okay then. Who wants to go first?"

No one said anything. Either because they didn't want to go first or they were too scared to talk.

"Fine. I'll go." Amelia said. "It's not like this is actually a thousand feet high or anything."

Amelia jumped off the edge. She landed in the safe zone. She swam up to the surface and waved for the boat to pick her up.

"She did it! Nice!" Venus said. "I'm next." Venus backed up for a running start. She ran and jumped off the edge. Unfortunately for her, she hit a buoy. Most of the campers winced at the sight.

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Venus: "That… hurt."

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Amelia helped Venus into the boat and the next person went.

"Woohoo!" Mr. L screamed as he fell. Then, Iron Golem fell silently, since he doesn't talk.

Poke was looking down at the lake. "Do I have to jump?" Maya looked at him confused.

"You can chicken out if you want." Stamps told him. "But you'd have to wear this chicken hat for the rest of the day." Stamps pulled out a chicken hat from behind his back.

Poke shrugged. "Better than getting eaten by sharks."

Stamps put a chicken hat on his head. "The chicken path down is that way." He pointed his thumb behind him. Poke looked down as he walked down an escalator as Maya attempted to comfort him.

Isa was shaking as he looked down. "Umm… yeah I'm gonna go down the escalator too."

"Oh come on." Half said. "You're chickening out too?"

Bean groaned. "Don't be a pussy! Just jump!"

Moon hissed at them. "Hey! He doesn't have to jump if he doesn't want to!"

Half rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Don't come crying to us if we lose this challenge."

"I won't." Moon said while crossing her arms. Stamps put a chicken hat on Isa's head as he walked down the escalator.

Bean ran and jumped off the edge. "Yeahhhh!" However, he didn't land in the safe zone. Once he landed in the lake, the sharks swam at him. "Oh shit!" He swam off.

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Bean: "Never did I think I would almost get eaten by a shark on this show."

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Bean walked on shore, having scratches all over him. He fell on the sand face first.

Half jumped off the edge. "Yeehaw!" He got hit from a part of the cliff on his way down, which caused him to spiral. Luckily for him, he landed in the safe zone. Moon jumped off afterwards and also landed in the safe zone. Everyone on the shore cheered for her.

Stamps looked at Minx and South. "You're up girls!"

They looked at each other. "Jump together?" South asked.

"Sure." Minx said. They both jumped off the edge together and landed in the safe zone.

"That's 9 jumpers and 2 chickens." Stamps said. "Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that, we'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on."

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Half: "Well there goes any shot we have at winning."

Amelia: "It's a thousand foot cliff. What do they expect us to do next? Bungee jump over a volcano?"

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"Nice." Kristian said after hearing him. "Okay guys, who's up first?"

Everyone was quiet for a moment until someone spoke up. "I'll go first." Mars said. She confidently jumped off the edge and she landed in the safe zone.

"Nice job!" Kristian yelled to her. He then jumped off the edge and into the safe zone too.

Serena looked down the edge after he jumped off. "I… can't do it. I'm terrified of heights." Stamps put a chicken hat on her head. "Sorry guys!"

Mars made chicken noises on the boat, mocking her.

Snow Miser looked at Stamps. "I won't die, will I?"

Stamps shrugged. "Who knows?"

Snow Miser sighed. He jumped off the edge, screaming until he fell into the safe zone. Aries fell afterwards, screaming as well. After her was Pink, who was waving her limbs around as she screamed.

Jupiter and Zack were waiting for Dean, who was looking down the cliff.

"Well? Are you gonna jump?" Zack asked him.

"I don't know… it seems pretty scary all the way up here…" Dean said, sweating a little.

Jupiter walked up to him. "Hey, it's okay. You can do it." She smiled at him. He took a deep breath before jumping off the edge, screaming. However, he didn't land in the safe zone. He swam back to the surface.

"Hey, that wasn't so bad." Dean said.

Sharks were swimming towards him. "Dude! Behind you!" Snow Miser yelled at him. Dean turned around to see the sharks swimming at him. He screamed. Then he closed his eyes and braced for pain, until he heard a splash in front of him. He opened his eyes to see Jupiter in front of him. She punched the sharks by the gills, which made them swim off. She then grabbed Dean and swam to shore with him. They eventually made it on the beach.

"Thank you." Dean said to Jupiter.

"No problem." Jupiter grinned at him.

Matt looked at Zack and Kitten. "Guess it's just us three left. Can't stop now." He ran and jumped off the edge, landing in the safe zone.

Zack looked at Kitten. "You got this kid." He said before he ran and jumped off the edge as well, also landing in the safe zone.

"Okay campers," Stamps spoke in his megaphone. "There's only one person left. You guys need this jump for the win!" He looked at Kitten. "No pressure…. Okay there's pressure!"

Kitten gulped in fear. Her team on the shore was cheering for her. Kitten backed up from the edge and closed her eyes.

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Bean: "I'm looking at this girl and I'm thinking there's no way she's gonna do it."

South: "I really want to go up there and help her, but then my team will probably target Minx and I."

Minx: "I hope she'll survive if she jumps. I'm pretty sure she's the youngest camper here."

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Kitten took a deep breath, opened her determined eyes, and ran to the edge. Then, she jumped off, screaming as she fell down. She landed in the safe zone. Minx and South had worried looks on their faces until Kitten surfaced. The Screaming Gophers cheered.

"And the Screaming Gophers win this challenge!" Stamps said in his megaphone. The boat dropped Kitten off the shore and she ran to her team to celebrate while the Killer Bass groan in defeat.

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The Screaming Gophers casually walked along the beach while pulling their carts, crates loaded on them.

Meanwhile with the Killer Bass, they were struggling. They had to push or pull their crates across the ground. Isa was pushing his crate until he felt pain in his hand. "Ow! Splinter!"

Bean looked at Isa. "Shut it and keep pushing your crate, chicken!"

Isa sighed sadly and kept pushing, trying to ignore the pain in his hand. Moon was having a tough time pushing her crate. Then she saw Iron Golem, holding the crate over his head, looking completely fine.

Mr. L was groaning. "Villains should not have to do this much hard work."

"Maybe you're not really a villain." Half said.

Mr. L glared. "I'm more of a villain than you!"

Half rolled his eyes. "You look more like a wannabe villain than an actual one."

"Will you two knock it off already?" Amelia asked sternly. "We have to catch up to the other team."

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Speaking of other team, the Screaming Gophers already made it to the cabins. Dean flipped the lid off one of the crates and looked inside. He grabbed some wood from the crate.

"This crate has all the wood we need to build a hot tub." Dean said. "What do the other crates have?"

Serena opened a crate and took out some items. "I've got some tools and a pool liner."

Zack held up some wood. "I got wood." Dean and Aries snickered, while Kitten and Zack looked at the two confused.

Kristian was holding a big piece of paper. "I got the instructions here. Let's start building."

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After about 10 minutes, the Killer Bass made it to the cabins with all their crates.

Poke looked at the other team's work so far. "Woah! They're already about half way done with their hot tub!"

"Well what are we waiting for?" Moon asked. "Let's start building!"

A montage started. Kitten and Kristian were hammering nails on the hot tub. On the other hand, Poke and Iron Golem were just putting planks together; trying to make them stand. Unfortunately, it all collapsed. Pink politely handed her hammer to Zack, who turned to hammer a nail in the hot tub. On the contrary, Bean tried to take a hammer from Mr. L, who tried to pull it away. Eventually, Bean fell to the ground and the hammer flew somewhere else. Zack scooped up some water from the lake with a bucket and passed it to Snow Miser, who passed it to Matt, who passed it to Aries, who dumped it into the hot tub. Meanwhile, water was spewing out of the Killer Bass' poorly built hot tub. Amelia just decided to put tape over it to stop spewing.

Ocelot stood in between the hot tubs. "Time is up! I'll be judging the hot tubs."

Ocelot walked over to the Screaming Gophers' hot tub. He looked at and tested the water. "This is an awesome hot tub!"

The Gophers cheered that they got a positive response. Ocelot walked over to the Killer Bass' hot tub. He tapped on it and water spewed at his face. He wiped his face with his arm and the whole hot tub collapsed.

"I think we have a winner here." Ocelot said. "The Screaming Gophers!"

The Gophers cheered and hugged each other while the Killer Bass looked down in defeat.

"Gophers, you will be safe from elimination and you will get to rock this awesome hot tub for the whole summer! Killer Bass, what can I say? Sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight."

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Cafeteria

Everyone was sitting at their respective team tables. The camera focused on the Killer Bass.

"So, what do we do now?" Moon asked.

"Well obviously, we choose who we wanna kick off of our team." Bean said.

"It's pretty obvious it should be one of those chickens should go." Bean said.

"What!? Why!?" Poke asked.

"You're kidding, right?" Half said. "You two aren't pulling your weight."

"You guys should say your reasons why we shouldn't vote for you." Venus suggested.

Poke and Isa didn't say anything. Half groaned and looked at Isa.

"What do you do?" Half asked him.

Isa raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"

"Do you have a job or something?"

"Uhh, I'm a video editor."

"Well that's useless." Half looked at Poke. "What about you? What do you do?"

Maya spoke. "What do you think, dumbass?"

Poke shushed his puppet. "I'm a… ventriloquist."

"That's even more useless." Half groaned.

"Hey, who cares what they do?" Moon said. "They helped us build the hot tub. That's good enough."

"Well excuse me Sailor Barbie Doll," Half insulted. "Someone has to go."

"What did you just call me!?" Moon glared at him.

"Sailor. Barbie. Doll." Half smirked.

"Hey! Be nicer to your teammates!" Venus yelled at him.

"Jeez. Can't you take a joke!?" Half rolled his eyes. Moon and Venus were very mad at him.

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Venus: "He just messed up. He won't expect his fate."

Half: "I am NOT going home first over a fucking joke! We need people who can actually play this game! Hopefully those furries are smart enough to get this!"

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Elimination Ceremony

It was dark outside. The campfire and the hanging lights are lighting the place up. The Killer Bass were sitting on logs in front of the fire. Stamps was standing next to his barrel with a tray of marshmallows. "Here's how this is gonna work." Stamps started explaining. "One at a time, everyone will vote in the confessional for who you want to vote off. Your votes will not be revealed to anyone but me and the viewers at home. The person with the most votes is safe. You may begin voting."

Everyone has voted. Stamps tallied up the votes. "Marshmallows represent safety. If you get a marshmallow, you're safe. The first marshmallow goes to Amelia, with 0 votes."

Amelia caught her marshmallow with a smile.

"Next is Minx, Mr. L, and Moon."

They caught their marshmallows with smug looks.

"Golem, Venus, South, you three are safe too."

They caught their marshmallows. Bean, Isa, Poke, and Half were left.

"The last person with 0 votes is… Bean."

Bean smirked as he caught his marshmallow.

Stamps looked at the three that have yet to get a marshmallow. "Isa, Poke, Half, you three have received votes. Poke and Isa, you two did not jump off the cliff which resulted in your loss for the first part of the challenge. Half, you're getting on people's nerves with your insulting jokes."

"Not my fault they can't take a joke." Half said with a frustrated expression.

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Poke sighed in relief as he caught his marshmallow. Isa was very nervous to the point that he was shaking. Half just smirked.

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Isa was relieved. He caught his marshmallow as Half was shocked.

"What!?" Half was furious. "You guys would rather keep the two pussies!? Wow!"

"Can't say I'm shocked." Stamps admitted. "You should've fixed your personality when you had the chance."

"Whatever. I don't wanna stay with people that can't take jokes." Half walked away.

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Dock of shame

Half was walking in the dock with a sour look on his face. He boarded the boat of losers and it drove away.

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Stamps looked at the rest of the Killer Bass. "For the rest of you, you're safe. For tonight. Enjoy your marshmallows."

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Dean: "I have never done anything outdoorsy before. I've spent almost my whole life in a castle and I've never had the time to-... Wait. Did I just say castle? I mean, uh, fortress…. Wait no! I mean-"

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Outside the cabins

"To the Screaming Gophers!" The campers in the hot tub cheered. They all cheered and had a fun night.

Stamps was watching them, but then looked at the camera. "Looks like they're enjoying their stay here so far. But not for long. Who will be the next to walk the dock of shame? Find out next time! On Total! Drama! Discord Devasties!

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Votes:

Isa: "I vote Half. He's very mean and his jokes aren't funny. I just hope everyone else sees this and votes him off instead of me."

Half: "Poke and Isa are pussies, so I'm gonna vote Isa."

Bean: "Obviously Isa. He's a chicken."

South: "It's obvious Isa and Poke are our weakest members. If we need to win more challenges, we have to keep the stronger ones. Sorry Isa."

Minx: "I know South wants me to vote Isa, but that Half guy is annoying with his jokes. I believe I overheard him call me a furry. I'm voting for him."

Moon: "Half needs to go. Even if he's not the weakest person here, he needs to fix his personality."

Venus: "Hopefully Amelia and Golem will vote with us. I'm voting Half. See ya!"

Mr. L: "I'm gonna make everyone paranoid. I'm voting for Poke. Everyone will be confused about who voted for him when it was actually me!"

Poke: "According to the sailors, the majority of everyone is voting Half. I will too. I just hope I'm not the next target after he's gone."

Amelia: "Venus told me to vote for Half. Honestly, I don't like him either, especially after he called my Roserade a sex slave, so I'll vote for him."

Golem: Golem showed them a picture of Half.

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Final tally:

Half- 7

Isa- 3

Poke- 1

Episode 1: Weird Place, Weird Hosts, And An Even Weirder Cast

An island can be seen. Standing on the dock were 2 men. One wore a green shirt and the other wore a yellow shirt. Their names were Stamps and Ocelot.

"Welcome to Total Drama!" Stamps said to the camera. "I'm your host, Stamps!"

"And I'm your co-host, Ocelot." Ocelot greeted himself to the camera.

"22 contestants from… who knows where will join us on an island to compete for the grand prize." Stamps took out a briefcase from behind his back and opened it. "One hundred thousand dollars. They'll probably blow it in a week tops..."

Ocelot's smile grew. "Teens will have to live here as they compete. They'll have to survive wild animals, gross foods, poor living conditions, and most of all, each other."

"We'll explain later." Stamps said. "Right now, I hope you are ready. This is…"

"Total!"

"Drama!"

"Discord Devasties!"

—

Intro:

The music starts playing. The camera pops out of a tree, from under a rock, from under a lake, from out of a waterfall. The clapboard claps and the camera goes past Stamps and Ocelot, who was waving at the camera.

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine.

The camera goes up a giant cliff and then jumps off the edge and into the water.

You guys are on my mind.

Underwater, Amelia is seen riding a Wailmer. The Wailmer gets startled by other fish and Amelia gets catapulted into the air.

You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see.

The camera goes above the water. South is seen riding a canoe. Amelia flies out of the water, which causes her to blink.

I wanna be famous.

The camera goes into the woods. Snow Miser and Iron Golem are seen making a snowman. Amelia lands on it, causing it to fall apart. The camera backs up to see Sailor Mars was watching them. She laughed, but then saw Sailor Moon next to her, raising an eyebrow at her.

I want to live close to the sun.

The camera pans over to a waterfall. Bean and Half are seen arguing in a raft, which then falls down the waterfall.

Go pack your bags 'cause I've already won.

The camera pans down to see Matt, standing on a log, trying to lift up a giant boulder. Half and Bean landed on the boulder, which made the log give way and split in half, causing them 3 to fall. Pink then swings from a vine.

Everything to prove nothing in my way.

Pink lets go of the vine mid-air and lands near the confessional. Zach, who was leaning on the confessional, rolled his eyes while Mr. L laughed from a distance.

I'll get there one day.

The camera goes into the cafeteria. Serena is making soup for everyone. The camera goes to the right to see Poke's puppet ranting about something to Kristian, who looked confused.

Cause I wanna be famous!

The camera panned to the right again. Isa was also listening to Poke. He looked behind him to see Minx, who thengave him a flirty look, which caused him to blush. The camera panned outside of the cafeteria.

Na na na na na naaa na na naaa na na na na naaa.

Aries is sitting on the steps, doing a tik-tok on her phone. Stamps then comes and takes the phone away.

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!

The camera pans over to the dock. Kitten looks at the camera and waves to everyone. Someone uses a laser pointer. Kitten got cat vibes and followed the dot. They then pointed it at the water and she jumped off the dock.

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!

The camera points to the sun, which then turns into the moon and it is now nighttime.

A whistling tune is heard as the camera pans down to see Dean and Sailor Jupiter smiling at each other. Then Sailor Venus popped up between them and smirked at Sailor Jupiter, who glared at her. The camera backed out to see everyone sitting around the campfire.

—

There was a blimp in the air. The camera went inside the blimp. Kristian and Poke were sitting on a seat. Kristian decided to start up a conversation.

"Hey man. Excited to be here?" He asked Poke.

Poke turned to him. "Of course." He said.

Then his puppet started speaking. "He's actually very scared for this adventure. He almost pissed his pants on the way here."

Poke shushed his puppet. "You must forgive Maya here. She's… out there."

"Umm… okay?" Kristian replied. "Just relax, it'll be fun," as he patted Poke on the back, who looked quite embarrassed…

The camera panned over to another row of seats. The 4 Sailors were sitting next to each other, untransformed. Kitten walked over to them and gasped.

"Are you four the Sailors!?" She asked excitedly. The 4 looked at her in shock.

"How did you know!?" Moon asked.

Kitten squealed. "I'm a huge fan!"

"So much for keeping that a secret," Venus muttered.

Kitten's ears and tail caught their attention. "What… are you?" Jupiter asked.

Kitten giggled. "I'm a Neko!"

"That's cool." Mars complimented. "Wanna see us transform?"

"Yes!" Kitten exclaimed.

The 4 girls stood up and they transformed. Everyone had witnessed it and Kitten was in awe. The camera panned over to Isa and Dean, who were both sitting on a large box.

"A cat girl and girls that have powers!?" Isa turned to Dean. "These people are not normal."

"Yep," Dean says as he sees Golem walk past them. South walks over to them.

"Is this spot taken?" She asked, pointing at the spot next to Dean. He shook his head and South sat next to him. They noticed that she had cat ears and a tail too.

"Another catgirl?" Isa asked.

South looked at him. "Yep. She's my little sister." She said, pointing at Kitten. She then looked to the right. "And here comes my older sister."

Isa turned to where South was looking, which made his eyes widened. It was Minx. She walked over and sat next to South.

"Hi!" She waved.

"Hey. I'm Dean." The Prince introduced himself.

"U-u-umm… I'm Isa." He said.

Minx giggled and leaned in Isa's direction. "Don't tell me you're falling for me already?"

Isa just looked away in embarrassment. Minx laughed and put her hand on his cheek.

"Can't resist can you?" She teased. His face turned fully red, which made her laugh even more. "You look like a tomato!"

Isa covered his face with his hands as the other 3 laughed. The camera panned over to the very end of the blimp with Amelia, Half, and Serena.

"So you're a pokemon trainer?" Serena asked. "May I see one of your pokemon?"

"Sure," Amelia replied. "Come out Roserade!"

She threw out her Pokeball and out came Roserade, who struck an elegant pose.

"That's so cool!" Serena said.

Half looked at the Roserade and chuckled. "It looks like a sex slave."

Serena and Amelia looked at him in disgust, while Roserade looked at Half indifferently.

"That's not funny," Serena said.

"You're fucking sick," Amelia added as she recalled Roserade.

Half rolled his eyes. "It's a joke. Chill."

The camera panned over to Matt flexing his muscles. Zack, who just saw him, rolled his eyes.

"Show off much?" Zack said.

Matt looked at him. "What's your problem?"

"Nothing. It's just that I don't like arrogant and egotistical bitches."

"Are you calling me a bitch!?"

"Maybe." He tipped his fedora up and smirked.

Matt cracked his knuckles. "Okay, you've just crossed the line. Come here."

Matt walked over to him and was about to punch him, but Iron Golem appeared in front of him. He shook his head as if telling him to stop. Matt tried to push him out of his way, but Golem was much stronger than him. Matt eventually just groaned and walked away. The camera panned over to Snow Miser, making something out of snow.

"Oooh, what's that?"

Snow Miser jumped and looked behind him to see Pink. "Oh umm…" He stepped to the side, allowing her to see his blimp made out of snow. "I tried to recreate exactly what the blimp looked like when I saw it."

"That's so cool!" Pink said, putting her face closer to the snow blimp. Snow Miser pushed her back a little.

"No touching. It's still just snow." He told her.

"Okay. I won't!" Pink replied.

Suddenly, someone kicked the snow blimp, causing it to all fall apart. Snow Miser gasped. "My beautiful creation!"

Bean laughed, revealing that he was the one that kicked it. "The look on your face!" He continued to laugh as he walked away, leaving Snow Miser looking sad. The camera panned over to Aries, doing a tik-tok on her phone. Mr. L walked over to her and took her phone away.

"What the hell?" She snarled. "Give it back."

"Nope. A villains gotta do what a villain gotta do." Mr. L made a run for it and Aries followed him. They ran for a few minutes until Mr. L was tired out. Aries smirked and took back her phone. Suddenly, the blimp started shaking. It turns out the blimp was flying into dark clouds with lightning.

"Hang on tight!" The pilot announced on the speaker. "This could be dangerous!"

People were panicking and screaming. Others were silent, but looked frightened. Thunder clapped and in front of the blimp exit stood Stamps.

"Hello everyone. Ready for some fun?" He asked.

"Where did you come from?" Sailor Mars asked.

"Nowhere. I'm actually a hologram." Stamps said.

Venus tried to poke him, only for her finger to go through his arm to reveal that he actually is a hologram. "Wow…"

"Let's get started." Stamps said. "This aircraft stinks. And is equipped with 2 emergency exits. Here, and at the end of the cabin." The camera panned over to show the other exit. "At said exits, you will find parachute packs. Only half of them contain actual parachutes. The other half contains surprises that will be utterly useless while falling from the sky."

"Well, hopefully we won't need them." Serena said.

"Who knows?" Stamps shrugged. "This game is full of surprises. Like this!"

Stamps took out a remote and pressed a button. The motors of the blimp exploded and the blimp started going down. Everyone ran and screamed in fear. Everyone opened the wooden crates and took a parachute. Moon was looking out the exit in fear.

"Move!" Mars said as she pushed her through the exit and jumped out herself followed by Isa.

At the other exit, Pink screamed as she jumped out. Iron Golem jumped out afterwards. Everyone fell from the sky. They were now below the dark clouds.

"This is crazy!" Jupiter said. She pulled the string on her bag and a parachute came out.

Moon looked at her and decided to do the same, only to have a chicken come out of hers. "Well that's just perfect!" She said sarcastically.

Isa pulled the string on his bag, but a teddy bear came out of it. "Okay, I've never used a parachute before, but I know that's not how they work."

Dean held his crown in one hand as he pulled his string with the other and an actual parachute came out. "Yes!"

The 3 neko sisters pulled their strings. Kitten was the only one to get an actual parachute while Minx got feathers and South got jewelry. They both looked at each other. "I guess she's the lucky one." Minx said.

Kristian pulled the string and got a parachute. "Alright!"

Serena pulled her string and also got a parachute. She sighed in relief.

Half pulled his and books came flying out. "Damn. Are the hosts too cheap to buy actual parachutes!?

Bean pulled his parachute and hotdogs came out. "Well shit."

Mars and Venus were falling next to each other. Venus pulled her string and cats came out. "Damn it." Mars tried her best to hold in her laughter. She pulled her string and got an actual parachute. "Oh come on! Why does she get a real one!?" Venus said.

Poke pulled his string and pillows came out of his. "WHAT!? WHO PUT PILLOWS IN A PARACHUTE!?"

Pink pulled hers and she got an actual parachute. "Ha! The world loves me!"

Matt pulled his string and got a parachute as well.

Iron Golem pulled his string, but it broke on accident.

Amelia pulled hers and birds came out. "Dang it!"

Snow Miser, Aries, and Zack all got real parachutes. Mr. L pulled his string and masks came out. "Oh come on!"

Stamps and Ocelot were standing on the dock. Ocelot was looking through a pair of binoculars. "Here they come!"

Everyone without parachutes screamed as they fell into the water. Everyone with parachutes landed either on the dock or on the island.

"Follow us to the campfire." Stamps said to everyone. "We'll explain everything over there."

—

The campers were now at the campfire. 11 of them were sitting on the logs while the other 11 were standing. Stamps and Ocelot were standing in front of everyone.

"This is camp Wawanakwa." Ocelot said. "Your home for the next 10 weeks. I'm Ocelot and that's Stamps." He said, pointing his thumb to his right.

"The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates." Stamps said. "Your competition. And maybe even your friends. Ya dig?"

Poke looked at Matt, who made a fist to scare him.

"The camper who manages to stay on this show the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!"

"Excuse me." Isa said. "What will the sleeping arrangements be?"

"They're not coed are they?" South asked.

"No." Ocelot answered. "Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."

"Where are the cabins?" Poke asked.

"They're over by the clearing." Stamps answered. "Alright campers, we're gonna split you into 2 teams. Everyone that got an actual parachute, stand to my left. Everyone else, stand to the right."

The campers did what they were told. They were now separated.

"These will be your teams from now until merge." Ocelot announced. "Everyone that had an actual parachute,"

Stamps started calling out everyone's names. "Kristian, Serena, Matt, Aries, Pink, Jupiter, Mars, Kitten, Dean, Zack, and Snow Miser."

"You guys will be known as the Screaming Gophers!" Ocelot threw a green banner at them. Jupiter caught it and it unrolled to reveal the team logo.

"That's a weird name." Jupiter exclaimed.

"What's a gopher?" Dean asked.

South looked at Dean. "Gophers are burrowing rodents that make their homes in burrows that consist of many tunnels. They are found in North and Central America, preferably in areas with loose, sa-"

"Nerd!" Bean yelled. He, Half, and Matt laughed.

Minx snarled. "Leave my sister alone!" Her claws came out, which scared them a little.

"Overprotective much?" South said to her sister.

"Anyways…" Stamps looked at the other group. "Those without chutes,"

Ocelot called out their names. "South, Minx, Bean, Half, Poke, Isa, Amelia, Mr. L, Golem, Venus, and Moon."

"You could just call us by our real names you know." Moon said to Ocelot.

"I could, but then there would be two Serena's, which could get confusing." Ocelot explained. "So we're just gonna call you four by your sailor names."

Venus shrugged. "Okay then."

Stamps threw them a red banner. "You guys will be known as the Killer Bass!" Isa caught the banner and just like the other one, it unrolled to reveal the team logo.

"Who came up with these names?" asked.

"I did." Ocelot said with a smile. "Don't you think they're great?"

"They're horrible." Half said bluntly, which caused Ocelot to look down.

Stamps tried to hold in his laughter as he started speaking. "Alright campers. You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition."

—

Confessional

Stamps: "You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries any time you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest."

Snow Miser: "So far… I'm not really enjoying this."

Kitten: "I'm ready to have some fun! Though, both of my older sisters are on the opposite team… but I think I can handle it."

Duck: "QUACK!"

Half: "This confessional stinks. Just like the hosts. Hah!"

—

"Alright. Any questions?" No one responded. "Cool. Let's find your cabins."

—

Outside the cabins

Two cabins can be seen. Stamps stood in front of them. "Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west."

—

Screaming Gophers (Girls side)- Kitten, Aries, Jupiter, Mars, Pink, Serena

The 6 girls walked in.

"Bunk beds!?" Mars exclaimed. "Isn't this a little… summer camp?"

Aries walked past her. "That's the idea genius." She said sarcastically.

Mars did not like the way she spoke to her. "Ugh. Shut up weird edgy girl."

Pink walked up to Aries. "Any boys here you find attractive yet?" She asked curiously.

"Please give me my personal space." Aries told her. Pink realized they were only a few inches apart.

"Oh, sorry. My bad." She said as she moved away.

Kitten looked at Jupiter. "Can I be your bunk mate?" She asked her.

"Sure." She replied with a smile.

"Yay!" Kitten took the top bunk while Jupiter took the bottom one. Serena took a bed next to theirs.

—

Screaming Gophers (Boys side)- Dean, Matt, Snow Miser, Kristian, Zack

Dean placed his things on a bed. "I've never slept in beds like these before." He said.

Matt did the same, but on a different bed. "They're not as comfortable as the bigger ones."

Eventually, all five guys were in the cabin. "I'm glad I'm in a cabin filled with normal people." Zack said.

"It's a little hot in here." Snow Miser used his hands to make it snow above him. "Much better."

Everyone looked at him in shock and confusion. Then Kristian looked at Zack. "You were saying…"

"Never mind." Zack placed his things on a bed and left the cabin.

—

Killer Bass (Boys side)- Isa, Poke, Half, Bean, Iron Golem, Mr. L

Poke looked around the room. "This doesn't look too comfortable." He said.

Mr. L looked at him. "Ya think?"

Isa was about to claim a bed, until Bean pushed him away from it. "Back off kid! This is mine!"

Isa sighed as he just took the bed next to it.

Iron Golem put his things on a top bunk. He looked at Half and pointed at the bottom one, as if he's insisting on claiming that one.

"No thanks." Half said. "I'd rather not get crushed when I'm trying to sleep." He walked away to claim a different bed.

—

Killer Bass (Girls side)- Minx, South, Moon, Venus, Amelia

All five girls walked in. South took a top bunk while Minx took the bottom bunk of that bed.

"Guess we're sharing." South said to Minx.

"I guess." She replied. "Unless one of those ladies wanna bunk with me." She smirked at the other 3, who just shook their heads in response. "Well suit yourselves."

Moon and Venus decided to bunk together, leaving Amelia alone with her own bed.

"Um… Are there any outlets in here?" She said while looking around.

"You should ask Stamps." Moon suggested. "I can't find one here."

Amelia nodded and left the cabin.

—

Outside the cabins

Stamps was standing in front of the cabins, smiling. He was excited for these upcoming days.

"Hey Stamps?" Amelia got his attention. "Are there any outlets here? I need to plug in my hair dryer."

"There are some in the communal bathrooms." Stamps said, pointing over to it.

Amelia smiled. "Okay, thanks." She walked over to it.

Aries, Jupiter, Mars, Pink, and Serena all left their cabin.

"We're done unpacking." Serena said to Stamps.

"Cool. Meet me back at the main lodge in half an hour." Stamps said as he walked off.

Jupiter walked down the cabin steps, but felt someone bump into her.

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry."

Jupiter turned her head to see it was Dean. She smiled at him.

—

Jupiter: "Me and the girls thought of keeping our powers a secret, but that's already been blown. So now I think we should interact with others and get them on our side so we'd have the numbers."

—

"It's alright." She held her hand out. "I'm Makoto. But as of now, call me Jupiter."

"Pleasure to meet you." Dean said as he shook her hand. "I'm Dean." He let go of her hand and decided to start a conversation. "So, why have you decided to sign up for this show?"

Jupiter shrugged. "Moon thought it would be fun for us all to do this together."

Dean tilted his head. "Moon?"

"Her real name is Serena. Not the one on this team. She's the blonde girl with ponytails on the opposite team."

"I see. If you don't mind me asking, why do you have these nicknames?"

Mars walked over to them. "We're actually protectors of the earth."

Dean was shocked to hear that. "Like, actually?"

Mars nodded. "Wanna see us transform?"

"Uhh, sure." Dean said. Mars and Jupiter both stood in front of him, said their catchphrases, and transformed. Dean watched in awe.

"What do you think?" Jupiter asked.

"Wow… you look… astonishing." He replied, which made her giggle.

Moon and Venus walked over to them. "Rei, Mako, who's this?" Moon asked, looking at Dean.

"Let me introduce myself. I'm Dean." He said, giving a polite bow.

Moon smiled. "Nice to meet you Dean. I'm Serena, but you can call me Moon."

Venus also introduced herself. "And I'm Minako, but you can call me Venus."

Dean looked at Mars. "I don't think I got your name either."

"Oh yeah." Mars realized. "I'm Rei, but call me Mars."

Meanwhile, Kristian and Zack were standing on the porch of their cabin.

"Looks like he's already making friends with them." Kristian said. "You think we should start interacting with others?"

Zack shook his head. "Game's just begun. The interacting can wait." He walked off, leaving Kristian with a confused look. Over at the Bass cabin, Mr. L was standing on the porch.

"Everyone seems to be having a great time right now." Mr. L assumed. "That's all gonna end since I'm here."

Mr. L made an evil laugh. He then tripped on the steps and fell face first on the ground. Half and Bean witnessed it.

"Guess he really took the L." Half joked, which caused them both to laugh as they walked away. Suddenly, a high pitched scream was heard and it echoed through the island.

—

Screaming Gophers (Girls side)- Kitten, Aries, Jupiter, Mars, Pink, Serena

Multiple campers looked into the cabin.

"Damn that girl can scream." Matt said.

Kitten was standing on a stool, looking down at a cockroach in fear. "Someone kill it! Please!"

Poke looked at the cockroach. "Umm… yeah I'm not stepping on that."

Campers walked in and attempted to step on it, but missed. Others would either leave the cabin or jump on the beds in fear. Eventually, Dean walked into the cabin, holding a sword, and sliced the cockroach in half with it.

"Well that's one way to kill a cockroach." Aries said, smirking.

Dean shrugged. "Probably the only time I'll get to use my sword on this show."

Kitten sighed in relief as she stepped down from the stool.

Isa looked at the time on his watch. "It's almost been half an hour. We should head to the lodge now."

Everyone agreed and left the cabin.

—

Cafeteria

Everyone was lined up to get their food. Ocelot was serving hamburgers. After everyone grabbed their tray, they sat down on their respective tables. Stamps walked in.

"Welcome to the main lodge!" He said. "Your first challenge will begin in 1 hour! Be prepared." He walked out.

"What do you think they'll make us do?" Serena asked.

"It's our first challenge." Matt pointed out. "How hard could it be?"

—

Cliff

Everyone, now wearing their swimsuits, were looking down the cliff in fear. They were very high up. Like, very high up. "Ah shit," Matt's voice was heard saying.

"Your first task is to jump off this thousand foot cliff into the lake." Stamps said with a grin.

Jupiter was confident. "Piece of cake."

Stamps continued talking. "If you look down, you can see two target areas." Everyone looked at the targets. "The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, man-eating sharks." The campers were now a little more scared. "Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which we're pretty sure is shark free."

"Excuse me?" Aries said, looking at Stamps.

"For each member of your team that jumps, and actually… survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below." Stamps told them. "Inside each crate are supplies you'll need for the second part of the challenge. Building a hot tub! The team with the best one will have a wicked hot tub party tonight! The losers will be sending someone home." Stamps looked at the teams. "Killer Bass, you're up first."

Amelia walked toward the edge and looked down. "Wow… okay then. Who wants to go first?"

No one said anything. Either because they didn't want to go first or they were too scared to talk.

"Fine. I'll go." Amelia said. "It's not like this is actually a thousand feet high or anything."

Amelia jumped off the edge. She landed in the safe zone. She swam up to the surface and waved for the boat to pick her up.

"She did it! Nice!" Venus said. "I'm next." Venus backed up for a running start. She ran and jumped off the edge. Unfortunately for her, she hit a buoy. Most of the campers winced at the sight.

—

Venus: "That… hurt."

—

Amelia helped Venus into the boat and the next person went.

"Woohoo!" Mr. L screamed as he fell. Then, Iron Golem fell silently, since he doesn't talk.

Poke was looking down at the lake. "Do I have to jump?" Maya looked at him confused.

"You can chicken out if you want." Stamps told him. "But you'd have to wear this chicken hat for the rest of the day." Stamps pulled out a chicken hat from behind his back.

Poke shrugged. "Better than getting eaten by sharks."

Stamps put a chicken hat on his head. "The chicken path down is that way." He pointed his thumb behind him. Poke looked down as he walked down an escalator as Maya attempted to comfort him.

Isa was shaking as he looked down. "Umm… yeah I'm gonna go down the escalator too."

"Oh come on." Half said. "You're chickening out too?"

Bean groaned. "Don't be a pussy! Just jump!"

Moon hissed at them. "Hey! He doesn't have to jump if he doesn't want to!"

Half rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Don't come crying to us if we lose this challenge."

"I won't." Moon said while crossing her arms. Stamps put a chicken hat on Isa's head as he walked down the escalator.

Bean ran and jumped off the edge. "Yeahhhh!" However, he didn't land in the safe zone. Once he landed in the lake, the sharks swam at him. "Oh shit!" He swam off.

—

Bean: "Never did I think I would almost get eaten by a shark on this show."

—

Bean walked on shore, having scratches all over him. He fell on the sand face first.

Half jumped off the edge. "Yeehaw!" He got hit from a part of the cliff on his way down, which caused him to spiral. Luckily for him, he landed in the safe zone. Moon jumped off afterwards and also landed in the safe zone. Everyone on the shore cheered for her.

Stamps looked at Minx and South. "You're up girls!"

They looked at each other. "Jump together?" South asked.

"Sure." Minx said. They both jumped off the edge together and landed in the safe zone.

"That's 9 jumpers and 2 chickens." Stamps said. "Screaming Gophers, if you can beat that, we'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on."

—

Half: "Well there goes any shot we have at winning."

Amelia: "It's a thousand foot cliff. What do they expect us to do next? Bungee jump over a volcano?"

—

"Nice." Kristian said after hearing him. "Okay guys, who's up first?"

Everyone was quiet for a moment until someone spoke up. "I'll go first." Mars said. She confidently jumped off the edge and she landed in the safe zone.

"Nice job!" Kristian yelled to her. He then jumped off the edge and into the safe zone too.

Serena looked down the edge after he jumped off. "I… can't do it. I'm terrified of heights." Stamps put a chicken hat on her head. "Sorry guys!"

Mars made chicken noises on the boat, mocking her.

Snow Miser looked at Stamps. "I won't die, will I?"

Stamps shrugged. "Who knows?"

Snow Miser sighed. He jumped off the edge, screaming until he fell into the safe zone. Aries fell afterwards, screaming as well. After her was Pink, who was waving her limbs around as she screamed.

Jupiter and Zack were waiting for Dean, who was looking down the cliff.

"Well? Are you gonna jump?" Zack asked him.

"I don't know… it seems pretty scary all the way up here…" Dean said, sweating a little.

Jupiter walked up to him. "Hey, it's okay. You can do it." She smiled at him. He took a deep breath before jumping off the edge, screaming. However, he didn't land in the safe zone. He swam back to the surface.

"Hey, that wasn't so bad." Dean said.

Sharks were swimming towards him. "Dude! Behind you!" Snow Miser yelled at him. Dean turned around to see the sharks swimming at him. He screamed. Then he closed his eyes and braced for pain, until he heard a splash in front of him. He opened his eyes to see Jupiter in front of him. She punched the sharks by the gills, which made them swim off. She then grabbed Dean and swam to shore with him. They eventually made it on the beach.

"Thank you." Dean said to Jupiter.

"No problem." Jupiter grinned at him.

Matt looked at Zack and Kitten. "Guess it's just us three left. Can't stop now." He ran and jumped off the edge, landing in the safe zone.

Zack looked at Kitten. "You got this kid." He said before he ran and jumped off the edge as well, also landing in the safe zone.

"Okay campers," Stamps spoke in his megaphone. "There's only one person left. You guys need this jump for the win!" He looked at Kitten. "No pressure…. Okay there's pressure!"

Kitten gulped in fear. Her team on the shore was cheering for her. Kitten backed up from the edge and closed her eyes.

—

Bean: "I'm looking at this girl and I'm thinking there's no way she's gonna do it."

South: "I really want to go up there and help her, but then my team will probably target Minx and I."

Minx: "I hope she'll survive if she jumps. I'm pretty sure she's the youngest camper here."

—

Kitten took a deep breath, opened her determined eyes, and ran to the edge. Then, she jumped off, screaming as she fell down. She landed in the safe zone. Minx and South had worried looks on their faces until Kitten surfaced. The Screaming Gophers cheered.

"And the Screaming Gophers win this challenge!" Stamps said in his megaphone. The boat dropped Kitten off the shore and she ran to her team to celebrate while the Killer Bass groan in defeat.

—

The Screaming Gophers casually walked along the beach while pulling their carts, crates loaded on them.

Meanwhile with the Killer Bass, they were struggling. They had to push or pull their crates across the ground. Isa was pushing his crate until he felt pain in his hand. "Ow! Splinter!"

Bean looked at Isa. "Shut it and keep pushing your crate, chicken!"

Isa sighed sadly and kept pushing, trying to ignore the pain in his hand. Moon was having a tough time pushing her crate. Then she saw Iron Golem, holding the crate over his head, looking completely fine.

Mr. L was groaning. "Villains should not have to do this much hard work."

"Maybe you're not really a villain." Half said.

Mr. L glared. "I'm more of a villain than you!"

Half rolled his eyes. "You look more like a wannabe villain than an actual one."

"Will you two knock it off already?" Amelia asked sternly. "We have to catch up to the other team."

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Speaking of other team, the Screaming Gophers already made it to the cabins. Dean flipped the lid off one of the crates and looked inside. He grabbed some wood from the crate.

"This crate has all the wood we need to build a hot tub." Dean said. "What do the other crates have?"

Serena opened a crate and took out some items. "I've got some tools and a pool liner."

Zack held up some wood. "I got wood." Dean and Aries snickered, while Kitten and Zack looked at the two confused.

Kristian was holding a big piece of paper. "I got the instructions here. Let's start building."

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After about 10 minutes, the Killer Bass made it to the cabins with all their crates.

Poke looked at the other team's work so far. "Woah! They're already about half way done with their hot tub!"

"Well what are we waiting for?" Moon asked. "Let's start building!"

A montage started. Kitten and Kristian were hammering nails on the hot tub. On the other hand, Poke and Iron Golem were just putting planks together; trying to make them stand. Unfortunately, it all collapsed. Pink politely handed her hammer to Zack, who turned to hammer a nail in the hot tub. On the contrary, Bean tried to take a hammer from Mr. L, who tried to pull it away. Eventually, Bean fell to the ground and the hammer flew somewhere else. Zack scooped up some water from the lake with a bucket and passed it to Snow Miser, who passed it to Matt, who passed it to Aries, who dumped it into the hot tub. Meanwhile, water was spewing out of the Killer Bass' poorly built hot tub. Amelia just decided to put tape over it to stop spewing.

Ocelot stood in between the hot tubs. "Time is up! I'll be judging the hot tubs."

Ocelot walked over to the Screaming Gophers' hot tub. He looked at and tested the water. "This is an awesome hot tub!"

The Gophers cheered that they got a positive response. Ocelot walked over to the Killer Bass' hot tub. He tapped on it and water spewed at his face. He wiped his face with his arm and the whole hot tub collapsed.

"I think we have a winner here." Ocelot said. "The Screaming Gophers!"

The Gophers cheered and hugged each other while the Killer Bass looked down in defeat.

"Gophers, you will be safe from elimination and you will get to rock this awesome hot tub for the whole summer! Killer Bass, what can I say? Sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight."

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Cafeteria

Everyone was sitting at their respective team tables. The camera focused on the Killer Bass.

"So, what do we do now?" Moon asked.

"Well obviously, we choose who we wanna kick off of our team." Bean said.

"It's pretty obvious it should be one of those chickens should go." Bean said.

"What!? Why!?" Poke asked.

"You're kidding, right?" Half said. "You two aren't pulling your weight."

"You guys should say your reasons why we shouldn't vote for you." Venus suggested.

Poke and Isa didn't say anything. Half groaned and looked at Isa.

"What do you do?" Half asked him.

Isa raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"

"Do you have a job or something?"

"Uhh, I'm a video editor."

"Well that's useless." Half looked at Poke. "What about you? What do you do?"

Maya spoke. "What do you think, dumbass?"

Poke shushed his puppet. "I'm a… ventriloquist."

"That's even more useless." Half groaned.

"Hey, who cares what they do?" Moon said. "They helped us build the hot tub. That's good enough."

"Well excuse me Sailor Barbie Doll," Half insulted. "Someone has to go."

"What did you just call me!?" Moon glared at him.

"Sailor. Barbie. Doll." Half smirked.

"Hey! Be nicer to your teammates!" Venus yelled at him.

"Jeez. Can't you take a joke!?" Half rolled his eyes. Moon and Venus were very mad at him.

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Venus: "He just messed up. He won't expect his fate."

Half: "I am NOT going home first over a fucking joke! We need people who can actually play this game! Hopefully those furries are smart enough to get this!"

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Elimination Ceremony

It was dark outside. The campfire and the hanging lights are lighting the place up. The Killer Bass were sitting on logs in front of the fire. Stamps was standing next to his barrel with a tray of marshmallows. "Here's how this is gonna work." Stamps started explaining. "One at a time, everyone will vote in the confessional for who you want to vote off. Your votes will not be revealed to anyone but me and the viewers at home. The person with the most votes is safe. You may begin voting."

Everyone has voted. Stamps tallied up the votes. "Marshmallows represent safety. If you get a marshmallow, you're safe. The first marshmallow goes to Amelia, with 0 votes."

Amelia caught her marshmallow with a smile.

"Next is Minx, Mr. L, and Moon."

They caught their marshmallows with smug looks.

"Golem, Venus, South, you three are safe too."

They caught their marshmallows. Bean, Isa, Poke, and Half were left.

"The last person with 0 votes is… Bean."

Bean smirked as he caught his marshmallow.

Stamps looked at the three that have yet to get a marshmallow. "Isa, Poke, Half, you three have received votes. Poke and Isa, you two did not jump off the cliff which resulted in your loss for the first part of the challenge. Half, you're getting on people's nerves with your insulting jokes."

"Not my fault they can't take a joke." Half said with a frustrated expression.

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Poke sighed in relief as he caught his marshmallow. Isa was very nervous to the point that he was shaking. Half just smirked.

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Isa was relieved. He caught his marshmallow as Half was shocked.

"What!?" Half was furious. "You guys would rather keep the two pussies!? Wow!"

"Can't say I'm shocked." Stamps admitted. "You should've fixed your personality when you had the chance."

"Whatever. I don't wanna stay with people that can't take jokes." Half walked away.

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Dock of shame

Half was walking in the dock with a sour look on his face. He boarded the boat of losers and it drove away.

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Stamps looked at the rest of the Killer Bass. "For the rest of you, you're safe. For tonight. Enjoy your marshmallows."

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Dean: "I have never done anything outdoorsy before. I've spent almost my whole life in a castle and I've never had the time to-... Wait. Did I just say castle? I mean, uh, fortress…. Wait no! I mean-"

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Outside the cabins

"To the Screaming Gophers!" The campers in the hot tub cheered. They all cheered and had a fun night.

Stamps was watching them, but then looked at the camera. "Looks like they're enjoying their stay here so far. But not for long. Who will be the next to walk the dock of shame? Find out next time! On Total! Drama! Discord Devasties!

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Votes:

Isa: "I vote Half. He's very mean and his jokes aren't funny. I just hope everyone else sees this and votes him off instead of me."

Half: "Poke and Isa are pussies, so I'm gonna vote Isa."

Bean: "Obviously Isa. He's a chicken."

South: "It's obvious Isa and Poke are our weakest members. If we need to win more challenges, we have to keep the stronger ones. Sorry Isa."

Minx: "I know South wants me to vote Isa, but that Half guy is annoying with his jokes. I believe I overheard him call me a furry. I'm voting for him."

Moon: "Half needs to go. Even if he's not the weakest person here, he needs to fix his personality."

Venus: "Hopefully Amelia and Golem will vote with us. I'm voting Half. See ya!"

Mr. L: "I'm gonna make everyone paranoid. I'm voting for Poke. Everyone will be confused about who voted for him when it was actually me!"

Poke: "According to the sailors, the majority of everyone is voting Half. I will too. I just hope I'm not the next target after he's gone."

Amelia: "Venus told me to vote for Half. Honestly, I don't like him either, especially after he called my Roserade a sex slave, so I'll vote for him."

Golem: Golem showed them a picture of Half.

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Final tally:

Half- 7

Isa- 3

Poke- 1