The Gotham Blades Hockey Arena
Harley and the Lagoon Co. had arrived in the Gotham Blades Hockey Arena in Benny's car, as Balalaika went over exposition.
"Here's your first mission." Balalaika explained. "Some of the eskimos are training underneath the arena. Go and find the grate that leads underneath the arena, then take out the eskimos, and run before the cops or Freeze's gang is alerted. If they are, head to Pop's Garage and respray the vehicle."
"Rodger." Dutch said. "Girls, Rock, let's go and fuck up some eskimos!" Dutch, Harley, Rock, and Revy jumped out of the car, while Benny stayed and held the fort. Dutch found the grate, and threw a sticky bomb at it. The grate exploded.
"Everyone down in the chute!" Harley, Revy, Rock, and Dutch went down the chute, and into the training room.
"Okay, fuck-nuggets, time to meet your fate!" Harley said.
"Damn, that catchphrase is good enough for me." Revy mentioned. "I like you."
"Enough with the jokes, let's pop some eskimos!" Rock suggested. Harley pulled out her two pistols and fired at the eskimos. Revy fired at the eskimos with one hand, and fired at another set of eskimos with another hand. Rock held an eskimo as a human shield, and broke his neck. Dutch stole an assault weapon from an eskimo and fired at the eskimos, shooting head after head. The room was cleared.
"Let's get out of here before the cops come." Dutch suggested. Everyone climbed through the chute and drove away from the arena. The car parked at Harley's apartment in the suburbs. Everyone got out, and the Lagoon company used Harley's apartment as a safe house. Harley's apartment had white walls with a black carpet and red rugs, with red couches and chairs, and a glass table. There was a portrait of the Joker that had a bullet hole in it. Revy picked it up.
"Harley, is this the man you broke up with?" Revy asked.
"Yes, and I don't want nothing to do with him!" Harley answered.
"But when someone breaks up with me, I give em hell!" Revy mentioned.
"So are you saying we should do that to the Joker?" Harley asked.
"If he has been abusing you for so long, it's time you return the favor, and fuck up anything or anyone important to the Joker." Revy said.
"He is a crime boss, but I can't think of anyone particularly important to the Joker." Harley uttered.
"I don't goddamn know, just kill his favorite musician, his plastic surgeon, his arms dealer, or some of his goons!" Revy commented. "I will get the sniper rifle out of the car and call out a list of targets, so you shoot them as I call them out."
"Will do, boo!" Harley joked.
TO BE CONTINUED...