Hahahahahahahahaha...ha... FU-

Sorry, I keep cursing... ha... I try too hard. So right now I am just debating on making the countries taking this seriously or not... well whatever. Also I'm sorry if this story sucks, because it is a-kinda-sorta-but-not-really crack fic. If you wanna see the non-crack version then, I'll leave the link for you, when she actually finishes her magic trio one right now, but that won't be any time soon. And if you're wondering what she is working on, she's working on, this story called "powerful nations and the philosophers stone" or something like that... and sis, if you're reading this... YES, I AM PROMOTING YOU!!! Sorry, readers had to just annoy my sister there, heh, she's probably going to walk up to me and ask me about this XD. anyways, let's get on to the chapter!

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America POV

now they were all sitting down, in the front row. for some reason... Alfred was just spacing out. until he heard someone muttering something. he decided to ignore it, but failed. due to him having all his quirk, he was able to accidentally hear everything.

he successfully, used one of his quirks, to shut off all the sounds around him. Though, this also made him fall asleep, due to the peacefulness.

But that little heaven was short-lived. Due to him accidentally leaning on Arthur, and Arthur being the tsundere he is, slapped his cheek a few times, to wake him up.(this is a gift for any Usuk shippers). When Alfred woke up, He grinned. He saw a very flustered and red faced Arthur.

After a few moments of harassment and China saying "this is a matter of gay or death" a few times per minute. They were finally escorted to a separated arena due to some problems. (*cough*America*cough*).

when they all got there, they started a bet of who can get the most points. "aiyah, i guess I'll have to go with this, too. aru" Yao said sighing.

after that, they all went into the arena, and only thought of one thing... i will beat all of them

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Midoriya POV

He was just panicking when-

BOOM

CRASH

all of the students looked up and saw a- flying robot? wait, wh- oh, yeah. Alfred exists, but that wasn't what they were worried about... several of robots were flying in to the Arena from somewhere else!(*cough* the nation's arena*cough*)

Meanwhile~

"ALFRED! YOU BLOODY GIT! PEOPLE IN THE OTHER ARENA WILL GET HURT!" Arthur yelled at Alfred. Alfred flinched at the tone but kept laughing. "I HAVE AN IDEA! let's play Dodge ball!" Alfred said as he grabbed a robot and suddenly the robot turned into a small but HEAVY ball. Alfred then made a bunch of these little balls.

then... they started war- i mean playing. well it was more like, Alfred vs. everyone else, but whatever.

While they were playing there were a few funny moments.

Alfred was dodging "heroically" and gracefully, that was until... somewhere in the world Prussia was laughing and said "AMERICA THE BALLERINA! KESESESESESESESESESESESESESESESESESE!"

Alfred deflated. but still had his super strength so... he threw the ball and it hit China.

R.I.P China, died because was hit by a ball and literally flew away and hit a building.

R.I.P. building because the building collapsed when china hit it.

"ded." Alfred said with a shit eating grin on his face. " ded, aru" china said, still face planting on the concrete floor somehow.

the others sighed.

next funny moment

they moved locations to make it harder, now they were in a small gap between buildings. there was a pole in the middle of the room. Arthur had the ball, this time. Arthur was now making his way over to the front to get a good view, to aim at Alfred. He then threw it! BUT, it hit da fricken pole. dA FRicKeN PoLE!

"pfft. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH." Alfred wiped a tear of joy. "ohonhonhonhonhonhonhonhohonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhon!" Francis laughed. (this thing was inspired by that one time this exact moment happened)

everyone laughed they're butts off.

Midoriya POV

There was two sounds. That was ringing in everyone's ears... the first sound was a lot of dying birds, screeching(*cough* Laughter *cough*) and the sound of a teapot, overheating(*cough*Iggy *cough*).

Literally 2 seconds later.

BOOM

There was a loud explosion. It was silent for a moment. Then suddenly...

*WHEEZE* HAHAHA- I-I'M DYING- HAHAHAHAHA*WHEEZE* MY STOMACH HURTS! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

OHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON

I'M DYING, ARU *muffled up laughter*

KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL, Shut it, communist pig.

YOU SHUT IT! COMMIE BASTARD!

MON AMI! THEY ACTIVATED COLD WAR MODE!

RUN, ARU!

WAA! LUDWIG!

*Screaming in different languages*

*A very loud explosion that I cannot put in*

Suddenly they heard present mic yell.

STOP IT! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDESSSSSS!!!!!!!!

SORRY DUDE! BUT WE'RE KINDA BUSY!

*another loud explosion that I cannot explain*

a little while later~

they had all gotten out of the arena and were getting ready to go home and rest.

some of them looked hurt, injured a bit only Midoriya came out with one broken bone, though. Not that EVERYONE had broken bone, but... when they saw the 9 foreign exchange students... they were thanking god, that they weren't them. the 9 transfers were had were almost completely covered in blood! and that was the least concerning fact. because two of the students (*cough* America and Russia*cough*) had cuts and bruises, and a Large Gash in both they're stomachs.

sometimes they even cough blood!

All nations POV

we were all thinking one thing. why did we have to be the center of attention? now they were thinking what to say when they ask questions about what happened.

America POV

He was panicking a bit. so he decided to do the one thing that was reasonable in this situation, yeet all of them back to they're countries. and he proceeded with the plan.

there were a few screams when he was throwing them. but he ignored it.

soon after he launched everyone back to their places. he soon used his super strength to jump up really high and used one of his quirks to summon a helicopter and pilot it all the way back to America on his mansion's launchpad that he had on the roof.

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oh, would you look at that my sister posted her story and i'm late. you can move on to her story now go on don't be shy. i am totally not faking my smile right now, so you can go. sorry for being late.

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