(The episode opens up on the characters still on top of the cliff; all of them are looking down with barely concealed fear at the water down below.)
Chris: You're first challenge is to jump off this one thousand foot cliff into the lake.
Mordecai: Uh, what?
(Everyone stares angrily at Doofenshmirtz.)
Doof: What, like I knew that we really were going to do this.
Dipper: You can't make us jump off a cliff, that's insane!
Chris: I don't know what you're complaining about, I haven't even got to the hard part yet.
Vanessa: You've got to be joking.
Chris: Nope. Now if you look down to the lake you'll notice three rings in the water. The smaller ring is your target, the larger ring, to put it bluntly, is most certainly not. That's because we've stocked it with rare, freshwater, man eating sharks.
(As if on cue, two sharks reared their ugly heads, and snarled at the campers. Everyone stares shocked.)
Baljeet: Oh, so that's why the sharks are here. Also... (faints)
Confessional (Pearl): This is insane!
(Dib): I refuse!
(Amethyst): Awesome!
Chris: If you make it into the safe zone, you receive a point for your team. Back out of the jump, and you will have to take the losers' way down. (points to an escalator)
Lucy: Um, that wasn't there before.
Chris: You will also have to wear this chicken hat for the rest of the day.
Leni: Oh, that is so not fashion friendly.
Lisa Loud: (walks up to Chris, and snaps her fingers) That hat will be for me.
Chris: You sure? The Bass may need you to jump.
Lisa: Positive.
Chris: All right, that's one down for the Bass already.
(Lisa shuffles to the escalator, as the Bass give each other nervous glances.)
Chris: For those that survive the jump, there are crates on the shoreline. For your second part of the challenge, you will have to lug the crates back to camp, and use their contents to make a rockin' hot tub. Best hot tub wins the challenge, worst has to vote someone off the island for good. (begins to leave) Oh, and one more thing: whoever has the most people jump will receive some carts to haul their crates in. Gophers, your up first.
(All the Gophers stare nervously around at each other, waiting for the first person to step forward. Finally, someone did.)
Greg: I shall go first.
Steven: Dad, no, you're not a Gem like me. You could get really hurt, or worse...
Greg: Don't worry about me Steven, someone has to go first. (walks to the edge of the cliff) Oh, boy, starting to regret this. (He then jumps, falls through the air, and lands in the... safe zone. He pops up back from under the water, and waves to his team.) C'mon, guys, the water's great!
(The Gophers stare in shock that he actually make it, until Steven cheers his Dad.)
Steven: Woo-hoo, Dad! C'mon, guys! (jumps off the cliff, landing next to his Dad)
(A montage of other Gopher's falling follows.)
Soos: Soos!
Skips: (falls in complete silence)
Bart: Woah!
Rick: Awww, yeah!
Ice Bear: (does several complicated tricks while falling)
Luan: (cracks a joke about falling)
Numbuh 3: (screams like a little girl... which she is)
(Back at the top of the cliff, Linda looks down nervously over the cliff.)
Linda: OK, Linda, You survived through three pregnancies, you can survive this. (She jumps off the cliff, as the camera pans over to the rest of the Gophers.)
Mr. Gus: I'm not doing this! No way, no how!
Double D: I concur. The chances of making it into that tiny ring is 3 to 1.
Hank: I'm going to back out of this as well.
Stan Smith: Oh, c'mon Hank, just pretend your doing it for America, not Canada.
Chris: If you all want to back out, that'll leave three down for the Gophers. (Somewhat shamefully, the three took their respective chicken hats.)
Ferb: (standing on the edge while carrying Baljeet) I assume it's all right if he's carried across.
Chris: (not really paying attention) Um, yeah, sure, whatever.
(Ferb proceeds to jump, along with Bender, Dib, Connie, and Bubblegum.)
(Raven looks at Chris, who is still not paying attention. She then nonchalantly snaps her fingers, teleporting into the safe zone down below.)
Kenny: (looks over the edge, and sighs, almost resignedly. He jumps, landing in the danger zone. The sharks immediately swim up, and tear him apart. Everyone gasps.)
Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Chris: (gulps) Well, the first death. I honestly wasn't expecting that 'til later.
(Stan Smith is the next to jump, leaving only Lincoln, Mordecai, Squidward, and Lola.)
Mordecai: So, are you guys going to do this or what?
Squidward: Not me. I knew this game was a bad idea from the start. (He walks over to receive his chicken hat.)
Lincoln: (kneels down next to Lola) You know, it's not so bad if you decide to chicken out.
Lola: I know. I just don't want my perfect hair to get wet. (Lincoln rolls his eyes.)
(After Lola takes her chicken hat, Lincoln and Mordecai look nervously at one another, followed by them jumping.)
Chris: OK, that's five Gophers not jumping. Bass, you're up next.
(Despite seeing 21 Gophers jump over the edge fine, the Bass were still hesitant to jump. Finally, Garnet walked over to the edge, gaged the distance, then jumped off in a perfect dive. She landed in the safe zone, to the cheers of her team.)
Wendy: (to Marceline) Wow, she must really want to win this thing if she's willing to do that.
Confessional (Garnet): I don't really care about this game. The only reason I'm part of it is because Steven wanted us to, so I will try to win it as best as I can.
(Another montage of people falling soon followed.)
Lynn: Waa-Hoo!
Peridot: (flapping her arms while screaming)
Numbuh 4: Cannonball!
Muscle Man: (swings his shirt around while falling) Woooo!
Wander: Aaaaagh!
(Up at the top of the cliff, Morty looks down the edge.)
Morty: My grandfather has me doing far worse than this. (jumps)
Eddy: (walking over to the edge, and watches Morty fall into the safe zone) Uh, no way that I'm doing this.
Lisa Simpson: You took the words right out of my mouth.
Lori: (walks up to Eddy) Oh, you're doing this, twerp. I am not carrying those crates across the sand without carts.
Eddy: Oh, yeah, and who's going to make me jump? You?
(Lori narrows her eyes. One second later, Eddy is falling through the air into the safe zone. Back at the top, Lori is dusting her hands off.)
Lisa: (looks incredulously at Chris): Is she even allowed to do that?
Chris: Not against any of my rules.
Lisa: (looks nervously at Lori) Ha-ha-ha. (Next second, Lisa is falling through the air.)
(Up at the edge, Courage looks down nervously.)
Courage: Oh, let's just get this over with. (He falls screaming bloody murder into the safe zone.)
Courage: Wow, I actually made it. (He then watches as Buford, Steve, Stan Marsh, Butters, Cyborg, Wendy, and Marceline all joined him in the safe zone.)
(Up at the top of the cliff, Peter looks down the edge, before jumping. Unfortunately, he hits a rock on his way down, and ends up falling on the beach. He then proceeds to grasp his knee, and moan for a couple of minutes.)
(Gaz walks to the edge, and steps off nonchalantly, still playing her game.)
Gaz: Whatever.
(Dipper and Rigby are the next to jump, followed by Lori walking to the edge. She looks back, and narrows her eyes at the remaining three: Pizza Steve, Candace, and Tina.)
Lori: OK, it's all up to you three. Don't let us down. (She then jumps.)
Candace: (breathes in and out) OK, Candace, you can do this. You've done crazier things than this. (She runs to the edge of the cliff, and jumps.)
Pizza Steve: (proceeds to walk calmly to the edge) All right, let me show you how a real competitor jumps. (looks over the edge, and finally sees how far up he is) You know on second thought, maybe I'll just stick this one out. (The Bass down in the safe zone all groan and boo.) I'm sorry, but I can't let my fresh toppings get wet. (takes the chicken hat, and heads down the escalator)
(Meanwhile, Tina is watching the edge with a huge amount of trepidation. Finally, she breathes in and out, then, in slow motion, she begins to run to the edge. She very nearly makes it, until...)
Tina: (grounds to a halt) I can't do it. (All the Bass groan.)
Chris: So, including Lisa Loud, that's three for the Bass in total. Loons, you're up next.
Confessional (Lori): OK, three isn't that bad; certainly better than five. I just hope we can win this thing.
Robin: (steps forward in front of his team) All right, gang, I know this may seem very difficult, but if you just do what I say, maybe you'll help me get further in this game. (laughs) Oh, who am I kidding? Of course, I'll get further in the game.
Beast Boy: Uh, Robin?
Robin: Not right now, Beast Boy.
Beast Boy: But five people have already jumped off while you were giving your speech thing.
(Robin looks behind him to see Sylvia is jumping off the cliff, while Finn, Gene, Craig, Amethyst, and Lapis have already made it into the safe zone.)
Robin: (rushes to the edge) Hey, you were supposed to listen enraptured to my speech! (He jumps off, though he doesn't have the same amount of luck. He hits every rock on his way down, finally having his cape snagged on a tree branch. He struggles against the branch for a while, before giving up and groaning.)
Benson: (looks down the cliff at Robin, before looking at his team) All right, Loons, I know this challenge is scary, but I think we can do it. So, who's going next.
Jack: (steps forward) I will go next, Benson.
Benson: Good man. (watches as Jack makes his way to the cliff, then jumps in a dive into the safe zone)
(A montage of people falling follows.)
Doofenshmirtz: (falls while flailing his limbs around)
Kyle: Oh, crap!
Numbuh 1 and 5: (falls while holding on to one another)
Lucy: (gives a completely deadpan scream)
Ice King: (At first, it seems like he is heading to the danger zone. Instead, his robes poof up like a parachute, and floats him gently down into the safe zone.)
(At the top of the cliff, Benson is directing Fry, SpongeBob, Beast Boy, Mabel, and Star off the cliff.)
Benson: Go, go, go! (turns to the rest of the team) So, who's going next?
Stewie: I can't do this, I'm just a baby.
Leni: I agree with the talking baby. My hair will get wet on national TV.
Benson: (groans) Well, I guess two is better then three. Just take your chicken hats. (Stewie and Leni do just that. Unfortunately, they are soon joined by Vanessa.) Wait, what are you doing?
Vanessa: Yeah, like I'm actually going to jump off a one thousand foot cliff. I'll only do that when I want to be dead. (takes her chicken hat)
Benson: (groans louder, then looks to High Five Ghost, Roger, and Griz) Well, it looks like it's just us four.
Roger: (laughs) What are you kidding me? I'm not doing this. I just stuck around so long to see someone fall into the shark zone, and boy was I disappointed. (leaves to get his chicken hat)
Benson: (groans the loudest) All right, team, let's just jump off this cliff. (He, HFG, and Griz proceeds to do just that.)
Chris: All right, four for the Loons. Finally, the Boars are up next!
(Pearl turns to face her teammates on the edge of the cliff.)
Pearl: All right, team, I suggest that we should all go by the... how you say, buddy system, in order to better complete this assignment. (A bright light shines from her gemstone, creating an image of the various Boars jumping off the cliff, while holding hands. Everyone gasps in amazement.) That way we can get this part of the challenge done quickly, and, if we happen to fall into the danger zone, we'll at least have a companion to help us. (Pearl causes the image to dissipate.) Does anyone want to back out of the challenge?
Panda: I don't wanna do this; this is crazy?!
Bob: I'm with you, …er, talking panda. Man, that's a sentence I've never thought I'd say.
Zim: (looking cautiously over the edge) Um, I'm allergic to water.
Pearl: (sighs) Fine, anyone else?
(Brian, Cartman, Tweak, and LSP all raises their hands.)
Pearl: So, that leaves us with (silently counts her fingers) 7 people dropping out. Oh, boy.
Chris: (laughs cruelly, as he places a chicken hat on LSP, who is still on her phone) Man, seven players ducking out? Looks like the Boars lose this portion of the challenge big time, while the Bass wins those carts! (The Bass all cheer, as Pearl puts her face in her hands.)
Confessional (Pearl): I was certainly not expecting seven of my team members to refuse to jump. This is really going to set us back... not that I actually care about this game, it's just for Steven.
Pearl: All right, team, I guess the only thing we can do now is to jump. (She moves to the edge, and completes a perfect dive off the cliff, landing in the safe zone. A montage of other Boars jumping soon follows.)
Phineas and Isabella: (jumps together while holding on to each other, with Phineas screaming, while Isabella looks ecstatic at Phineas holding her.)
Ed: (flapping his arms) Ha-ha, I'm a birdie!
Luna: (shows the 'rock on' insignia while falling)
Jake: (falls while his arms flail about, all stretched out)
Pops: (holding on to his legs) Oh, bad show!
(Milo is the next to fall, unfortunately landing in the danger zone. He floats up, as two sharks rear their ugly heads. Milo reaches into his backpack, and sprays the sharks with Shark Repellant, causing the sharks to run away. Milo then casually swims to shore.)
(The rest of the team in the safe zone watches this with open mouths, before being distracted by screaming. Homer is making his dive off the cliff; instead of going under the water, he hits it with an almighty smack. He floats back up, his torso red from the impact.)
Homer: Why am I the only one where reality happened?
Bismuth: All right, you guys, we may have lost those carts, but that doesn't mean we've lost the game. Now, c'mon! (She then directs Starfire, Grunkle Stan, and Marco off the cliff.)
Lana: (walks up to Bismuth) Um, can you carry me? It might be a whole lot less... well, scary.
Bismuth: Of course, little girl. (picks up Lana, then jumps off the cliff in a cannonball)
(The camera cuts to Patrick eating a tub of popcorn; the camera pans out to show Uncle Grandpa dragging Patrick to the edge of the cliff.)
UG: All right, Mr. Starfish, let's jump off this cliff!
Patrick: I don't know, Uncle Grandpa, it seems pretty scary!
UG: What are you talking about, guy, we're already down here. (The camera pans out to show that the duo are already in the safe zone.)
Patrick: Woah, how did you do that?
UG: Do what? (looks genuinely confused)
(Up at the top of the cliff, Leela, Louise, and Numbuh 2 are the only Boars left.)
Leela: (turns to her fellow teammates) All right, we're the only ones left. You two better jump while I'm gone; we don't want it to end up with eight chickens. (She then walks to the edge, jumps off in a neat trick, and dives into the safe zone.)
#2: Um, ladies first, heh, heh.
Louise: (walks up to the edge) OK, Louise, you can do this. (She closes her eyes for a second, then jumps. She lands in the Safe Zone, quickly followed by #2.)
Linda: (from the shore) All right, Louise.
Bender: Hey, you can't cheer for her, she's on the other team!
Linda: (looks at the rest of her team, who are glaring at her) What, I'm not allowed to cheer for my daughter?
Chris: All right, now with the first part done, (looks directly at camera) let's move onto the second part.
(The scene cuts to all the campers assembled on the shoreline; in front of them are the various crates. Chris is standing on one of them.)
Chris: All right, your second part will be to take these crates all the way back to camp, then use their contents to create a rockin' hot tub. The Bass are the only ones ho get any help on this, by way of the crates.
(The Kanker Sisters wheel out the crates, much to the Bass' delight. The rest of the teams look at each other uncertainly.)
(The scene cut to all the Bass pulling their carts through the sand.)
Butters: Who's up for a fun song of "100 Bottles of Soda on the Wall"?
#4: (Comes up threateningly close to Butters) You sing one tune, and I'll knock you down in the sand so hard, that you'll be picking sand out of your ears for weeks.
Butters: (gulps) Um, yes, sir.
(Meanwhile, Lori and Candace are pulling a cart together. Although the carts definitely made things easier, it was still hard to drag them through the sand. Therefore, the girls were both sweating profusely.)
Candace: Wow, this is a lot harder than he made it out to be.
Lori: I know. It wouldn't be so bad if we had some help. (She directs a glare to Gaz, who is sitting on a box, playing her game.)
(She isn't the only one not helping; Pizza Steve and Eddy were both walking beside their fellow teammates. Rigby, who is pulling a cart with Muscle Man, glares at them.)
Rigby: Don't you think you could help a little?
Pizza Steve: (looking at his reflection in a mirror) Sorry, if I work any, I'll start to sweat, ruining my excellent looks.
Eddy: Yeah, and if you hadn't noticed there's only so much carts. I don't need to work anyway.
(Rigby begins to retort, but Muscle Man lays a hand on his shoulder.)
MM: Let it go, bro. Come elimination time, they won't know what hit them. (Rigby smiles deviously in response.)
(The scene switches to last place in the competition, the Loons. They are currently struggling along, barely managing to push their crates. We zoom in on Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his daughter Vanessa pushing one of the crates together.)
Vanessa: (sweating profusely) Thanks again, Dad, for making me come to this stupid summer camp.
Doof: (sighs)
(Meanwhile, Beast Boy has changed into a gorilla, and is carrying his and Griz's crate on his back.)
Griz: So, you can change into any animal you want? Wow, that is awesome! Can you change into me? (Beast Boy immediately changes into a grizzly bear.) So cool!
(Roger and Stewie are pushing a crate together, that is until Roger suddenly takes his hands off the crate in pain.)
Roger: Ow, I got a splinter. (looks at his hand, while Stewie is struggling to push the crate) And it's one of those little ones that you can't quite get out.
Stewie: (red in the face) Little help, here?
Roger: Oh, don't worry about me, I'll be all right.
(Stewie continues trying and failing to push by himself, as the scene switches to second place. The Boars are speeding along, due to Jake having shapeshifted to a gigantic size, while carrying all the crates on his back. Suddenly, Chris swings by on his ATV, and speaks through a megaphone at the Boars.)
Chris: Um, excuse me, there are to be no special powers used in this stage of the competition!
(Jake shape shifts back down, letting the crates fall onto the sand.)
Starfire: But I saw friend Beast Boy shape shift into the gorilla?
Chris: Some powers are OK in my book, just so long that they aren't used to win the competition in one single stroke. So, get to pushing!
(He wheels his ATV around, heading back to camp, spraying Panda, Homer, and Lana with sand. Milo would have been covered with sand as well, if he hadn't taken out an umbrella from his backpack.)
Pearl: All right, you heard him, let's start pushing.
(Leela is looking at one of the crates, judging its size, when Pops walks by.)
Pops: Excuse me, fair maiden, but wouldn't you like some assistance with that crate.
Leela: No need. (proceeds to heave up the crate onto her back)
Pops: Oh, my!
(Ed also heaves up his crate onto his back.)
Ed: To the campsite, my fellow paladins. (begins to full on run to the camp)
Patrick: Wow, cool, I want to do that! (tries to pick up a crate, and succeeds... but only for a moment, before the crate crushes him) Ow.
(In the third place, the Gophers were making good time, considering the weight of the crates.)
Lincoln: (pauses pushing with Bart) Wow, this is hard! I wish we were the ones to get the carts.
Bart: Tell me about it. I've got aches and pains I shouldn't have until I'm Homer's age.
Lincoln: You call your father by his first name?
Bart: Yeah, don't you?
Lincoln: …not especially.
(Hank and Rick, meanwhile, are carrying their crate with both of them on either side.)
Hank: So, you're like some kind of... mad scientist, huh?
Rick: Mad, no. Scientist... I guess you can say that.
Homer: So, um, what's it like. I can't imagine it would more exciting than a propane salesman.
Rick: …You know, I don't really want to talk right now.
(Luan and Skips are pushing a crate together, with Luan regaling Skips on her vast repertoire of jokes. Skips has an awkward, fixed smile.)
Confessional (Skips): Jeez, and I thought my cousin Quips' jokes were bad.
(At the campsite, the Bass are the first ones to arrive.)
Lynn: Yeah, first place!
Lisa S.: (looks behind them at the shoreline) And I can't even see the other teams! This part of the competition will be a cinch.
Chris: (walks in front of the camera) Oh, will it? If you feel so confident, then maybe I should make it a little bit harder. You cannot open a crate with any part of your body except your teeth. (All the Bass groans.)
Stan M.: What the hell are we supposed to do if our teeth break?
Chris: (shrugs) Not my problem. (looks at his watch) I'll be back in fifteen minutes, you guys shouldn't be...
(Garnet calmly walks to one of the crates, bites on it, and rips it open. She proceeds to do the same to two other crates. The Bass all cheer.)
Chris: …done by then. (walks away looking irritated)
(The Loons are still at rock bottom of the competition. Suddenly, Doofenshmirtz raises his hand.)
Doof: Um, excuse me, I have to use the bathroom.
Benson: (face palms) Fine, does anyone else need to go? (Fry, Craig, and Leni all raise their hands.) Be quick about it.
(The foursome walks into the woods, each of them going their separate ways. Doofenshmirtz walks through the woods, until Perry the Platypus bursts out of the foliage.)
Doof: Perry the Platypus! How did you find out where I am? Well, anyway, sorry, but I don't have any evil schemes planned for the whole summer. This competition is actually a ploy to spend time with Vanessa. Actually, now that you're here, maybe you can help me in this competition. You know, make me look good in front of my daughter. (Perry merely raises his eyebrow.)
(Meanwhile, back at the shoreline with the rest of the Loons, Lucy is reading her poetry to the team.)
Numbuh 1: (sniffs, and wipes a tear from his eye)
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 1, are you crying at a poetry reading?
#1: No, I just got sand in my eye, that's all.
(In second place, the Gophers and the Boars are now neck and neck. Chris drives up in his ATV)
Chris: Oh, it's now anyone's game for second place! Will it be the Boars or the Gophers?
(Grunkle Stan takes a break from pushing, and cracks his back. Soos walks over from the other team.)
Stan: So, how is your team faring?
Soos: Great, actually. This girl keeps telling these amazing jokes. Tell me another one! (From off screen, Luan tells another of her jokes.) Ha-ha-ha, classic.
(Brian, meanwhile, walks up to Leela while she's taking a break from carrying her crate.)
Brian: Hi, I'm Brian.
Leela: Don't really care.
Brian: Oh, I think you will. You see, I'm a published author. (pulls out an autographed copy of his book) Perhaps you've heard of me.
Leela: Nope. (Picks up her crate, and begins walking away.)
Brian: All right, c-catch you later. (He then cheekily watches Leela's rear end, until Leela looks back with a glare. Brian then begins whistling and looking the other direction.)
(Meanwhile, with the Gophers, Squidward and Mr. Gus are at the back of the group, each trying desperately to push their crate.)
Squidward: (thinking) Just get through this Squidward. You can pommel SpongeBob and Patrick for machining you come on this thing later.
Mr. Gus: (thinking) Just get through this Gus. You can pommel Pizza Steve for convincing Uncle G. to come on this stupid show later.
(Lola, #3, and Dib are all pushing a crate by themselves.)
Dib: And that is my theory on how the government faked the moon landing.
Lola: (glances at #3) Wow, that's... really great.
Confessional (Lola): Why do I get the feeling that I'm going to be stuck with weirdo's for this whole competition?
(The scene switches to the Bass at the campgrounds. They have all got their crates open, and are now arguing over how to build the hot tub. Lisa Loud and Peridot are trying to build the motor for the tub.)
Lisa: And I'm saying that we need to improve this inefficient motor.
Peridot: Of course, that's what I'm saying as well... but using my method of improvement.
(Dipper and Buford are are trying to build the frame of the tub.)
Dipper: Ugh, you're totally wrong! (holds up two planks of wood) This board connects to this one, and this board connects to this other one!
Buford: Oh, yeah? (holds up his left fist) Well, my two fists think that I'm right, don't they? (Dipper immediately leaves in a huff.)
(Meanwhile, Courage is hammering at a board, only to hammer directly on his paw.)
Courage: Yow! (shoots up straight in the air)
(Lori and Garnet are both watching this chaos, with Garnet in particular watching as Courage sails through the air in pain.)
Garnet: Well, that's got to leave a mark.
Lori: Ugh. (whistles through her fingers) All right, everyone, listen up! (All the Bass immediately line up, saluting to their commander in chief.) Here's how things are going to go down! You are going to do what I say from here on out, and maybe, just maybe, we'll win this thing. Do I make myself clear?
Everyone: Ma'am, yes, Ma'am!
Lori: Good.
(Fifteen minutes later, the Bass have been coordinated into a proper construction crew. Meanwhile, Chris is laying on a beach chair, looking out through binoculars at the shoreline.)
Chris: And the team arriving in second place is... the Boars! No, the Gophers! No, it's the...
(The Boars are the first to arrive in second place, followed closely by the Gophers.)
Marco: (sweating profusely) We- we made it. (Immediately faints dead away.)
Connie: Hurry you guys, and open your crates! The Bass are already underway!
(The two teams head to their respective crates, right before Chris walks into frame.)
Chris: Hold on there, teams. In order to open your respective crates, you will need to only use... your teeth!
Bender: What! You're just making this crap up as we go along!
Chris: Never said I wasn't. Good luck. (walks away, leaving the Boars and the Gophers to all groan)
(The camera switches to the Loons, who are still trudging along in last place.)
Benson: (stopping to look across the shoreline) Hey, guys, I think I see the campsite! We're almost there! (The team cheers.)
Kyle: (pushing a crate with Gene) Jesus, I thought we'd never reach it!
Gene: I know! It feels like we've been pushing for hours!
(Back at the campsite, the Bass are looking at their completed hot tub. It is a pretty standard hot tub, not much to complain about.)
Marceline: Whelp, I think we did a good job, guys. (The Bass mutter in agreement.)
Cyborg: Would've been nicer if we received some help. (glares over at Pizza Steve, Eddy, and Gaz, who are sitting resolutely on the porch steps to the Bass cabin.)
Pizza Steve: What, you guys seemed to have it all worked out.
Gaz: I'm on the final level. No time to help out.
(Meanwhile, the Boars and the Gophers have all got their crates open, and are now examining the parts to the hot tub. Suddenly, the Loons pulled up, all looking dog tired.)
Homer: Wow, what took you guys so long.
Linda: Yeah, it's been nearly three hours since we started.
Finn: Hey, it was really difficult without the carts, or someone's shape shifting powers, Jake.
Jake: Sorry, man, but I had to help my team. Chris did tell me to stop halfway there.
Benson: (turns to the rest of the Loons) All right, team. I know this seems like beating a dead horse...
Mabel: Who would beat a dead horse?!
Benson: ...but I still think we have a chance, so who's with me? (The Ice King, looking the most tired, walks up, and faints next to Benson.) Oh, why do I even bother?
(A montage starts to play of the Gophers, Boars, and Loons all completing their hot tub. The Boars and Gophers are all working diligently, with: Bender bending planks into their proper position; Bubblegum and Ferb both looking at blueprints, and writing improvements; Mordecai and Greg hammering away at boards.)
(At the Boars, Phineas and Zim are blow torching a much more advanced version of the motor; Isabella and #2 are carrying planks to a hammering Bismuth; Starfire is using her laser vision to geld planks to one another.)
(In contrast to the above teams, the Loons are doing rather poorly in their construction: Jack is looking at the more technological tools with some confusion; Amethyst is secretly eating some of the building materials; and Leni is happily pounding a plank with a hammer... without any nails.)
(Eventually, the time has come for the judging of the hot tubs. Chris is walking around the tubs, looking critically at them. Apart from the Bass, the Gophers and Boars, due to having many scientific geniuses on their team, have built high-tech hot tubs. Meanwhile, the Loons have easily the worst tub of them all: riddled with holes, swampy water, and a smoking motor.)
Chris: (finishing inspecting) All right, most of you have really outdone yourselves in this challenge. The key word being, most of you. (casts a glance to a worried Loons) But, I think the winners of today's challenge is... a tie between the Gophers and the Boars! (A cheer rose up from the two teams.) For a reward, you can use your hot tubs for the remainder of the summer. (Another cheer rose up.) Meanwhile, the big losers of this challenge are... (two different shots of Lori looking confident, and Benson looking determined ensue) ...the Loons! (The team in question groans loudly.) All right, Flying Loons, I'll see you tonight at the elimination ceremony. Oh, and if you think that all the challenges are going to be this easy, think again. I've got tons of surprises for you this summer. (leaves laughing maniacally while the campers look worried)
(The scene cuts to the mess hall at dinnertime. While the Boars and Gophers are talking animatedly, the Loons are slouched in their seats.)
Craig: So... if no one else is going to say it, I will. Who are we going to vote off tonight?
#5: I don't think that's something we should discuss-
#1: I think it should be one of the people who didn't jump. I mean, we should all be in agreement on that.
Benson: The bald kid is right, we have to vote off one of those four. And of the four I think you should go. (points to Roger)
Roger: What, me? C'mon, guys, I'm your strongest player; you guys need me. (However, all the Loons are glaring at Roger.) Well, wait a minute, what about her? (jerks his thumb at Leni, who is at the counter where Chef is serving)
Leni: I'm sorry, but can you give me something more... nutritious. My doctor says I need to eat more healthy food. (She receives a roar from Chef in reply.) OK, never mind, thank you! (rushes away)
Stewie: Eh, he's got a point, she's dumber than Lindsay Lohan on a bad day.
Roger: Yeah, see, if we vote her off, we get rid of the stupidest broad on this show. So, who's with me?
Benson: All right, all in favor. (nearly all the Loons say Aye!)
Leni: (walking up to her seat) Oh, are we all saying body parts. OK, let me go next. Ear!
(Meanwhile, at the Bass table, Lori is picking at her food grumpily.)
Wendy: Hey, what gives, we didn't lose.
Lori: I know, but we didn't win either. I want our team to be the best there is, so I hope I can whip this team into shape.
Chris: (walking in) Hey, Flying Loons, your elimination ceremony is in one hour. Be prepared. (chuckles evilly)
Leni: Oh, scary. I hope everyone knows how to vote... because I sure don't.
(The scene cuts to all the Loons sitting at the fire pit. Chris soon walks up, carrying a plate of marshmallows.)
Chris: All right, welcome to the first ever Total Drama elimination ceremony. You've all made your decisions, and cast your votes. If I call your name, I'll throw you a marshmallow that you can toast and eat. That means your safe. The person who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately go to the dock of shame and the boat of losers. That means you are out of the competition... permanently. The first marshmallow of the night goes to... Jack... Benson... Finn... Amethyst... Doofenshmirtz... Fry... Craig... SpongeBob... High Five Ghost... Star... Mabel...Kyle...Beast Boy... Lapis... Gene... Numbuh 5... Sylvia... Numbuh 1... Griz... the Ice King... and Robin! (looks around confused) Does anyone know where Robin is?
(The scene cuts to Robin, who is still stuck in the tree branch on the cliff.)
Robin: Hello, is anyone going to come help me?
Chris: Eh, doesn't matter. Roger, Stewie, Vanessa, and Leni; you four are the final contestants.
Lucy: You forgot about m-
Chris: Yes, the final contestants. All four of you refused to jump off the cliff, leading to your team's failure. The next marshmallow goes to... Vanessa. The penultimate one goes to... Stewie. And the final marshmallow goes to...
... Roger!
Leni: Oh, what? I'm the first one off. (sighs) Bummer.
(She gets up, and trudges to the dock. She walks across, but pauses at the boat.)
Leni: I'll miss every one of you. (She then gets on, and the boat drives away.)
Chris: All right, the rest of you are safe... for now. See you in three days for your next challenge. (leaves)
Benson: (toasting his marshmallow with his fellow teammates) I know today was a little disheartening, but don't worry. We won't back here next week. (The team agrees wholeheartedly.)
(The scene cuts back to Robin, who is still hanging with a bored expression on his face. Finally, the branch cracks, and Robin falls into the danger zone. Two sharks pop up, and growl at him.)
Robin: Um, nice sharks, heh-heh...
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Screaming Gophers: Steven, Connie, Greg, Soos, Lincoln, Luan, Lola, Bubblegum, Mordecai, Skips, Ferb, Baljeet, Bart, Bender, Stan Smith, Linda, Hank, Kenny, Rick, Double D, Numbuh 3, Dib, Squidward, Raven, Mr. Gus, and Ice Bear.
Killer Bass: Garnet, Peridot, Dipper, Wendy, Lori, Lynn, Lisa Loud, Marceline, Rigby, Muscle Man, Candace, Buford, Lisa Simpson, Peter, Steve, Tina, Stan Marsh, Butters, Morty, Eddy, Numbuh 4, Gaz, Courage, Cyborg, Pizza Steve, and Wander.
Flying Loons: Amethyst, Lapis, Mabel, Star, Lucy, Finn, the Ice King, Benson, High Five Ghost, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa, Fry, Stewie, Roger, Gene, Kyle, Craig, Jack, Numbuh 1, Numbuh 5, SpongeBob, Robin, Beast Boy, Griz, and Sylvia.
Ferocious Boars: Pearl, Bismuth, Grunkle Stan, Marco, Luna, Lana, Jake, Lumpy Space Princess, Pops, Phineas, Isabella, Homer, Leela, Brian, Bob, Louise, Cartman, Tweak, Ed, Numbuh 2, Zim, Patrick, Starfire, Uncle Grandpa, Panda, and Milo.
Eliminated: 1
Leni: 104th Place
Votes: Leni (25); Roger (1)
Current Competitors: 103