After Logan Levelup had finished disassembling his beta-male victim particle by particle, he logged off of Teamfight Tactics. After all, he was hungry and it was lunch time.
"Where to eat? Barberito's, Barberito's, or Barberito's?" Logan thought for a moment. "I guess I'll choose Barberito's," he said on a whim. Luckily, Logan had the Teleport summoner spell, so he could get there in just four seconds. He channeled Teleport, targeting an inconspicuous ward near Barberito's entrance, and just like that, he was in the restaurant of champions, Ol' Faithful, Big Boy Barb's.
"What'll the champion be having?" a friendly man in the Barberito's uniform asked Logan.
"I'm gonna go with a three-star quesadilla," Logan said. "With a Guardian's Angel equipped, if that's okay."
"Anything for you, boss," the man replied. He made nine separate quesadillas and put them together. Just like that, they combined into one, big quesadilla. Then, he fused a B.F. Sword and a Chain Vest into a Guardian's Angel, and placed it on top of the quesadilla.
"This'll take me a couple of rounds to eat," Logan joked.
The man laughed. "You krug," he joked back. "Okay, that'll be 45 coins."
Logan paid up and took his food. "Wow," he thought. "This is a meal fit for a champion."