I'll try to calm down on my weird meta commentary in this chapter. The weird thing is, I only do this in my fanfiction. I'm usually not so aggresive with my personal views in my regular writing.

It wasn't long into their weaning when their beautiful offspring gained the trait of speech. Their parents were, of course, proud, but the pups couldn't help but talk in a very bizarre manner.

Gappy perched himself atop a rock, standing proud with his muzzle raised to the sky. He wobbled a little as he stood from on an uneven surface. Joseph slunk over to the rock he stood atop. Much to his chagrin, his brother (technically cousin, but regardless they were raised as siblings and never told otherwise) tugged at Gappy's legs until he softly tumbled off of his post. Joseph was walking a dangerous line by messing with him.

The larger pup stole his place on the sunning rock and grinned. Gappy mumbled something. Before his litter-mate knew it, he tumbled off of his place leaving his brother to reclaim his spot. This was the beginning of a sibling rivalry. Soon the two would rope their unfortunate siblings into their pointless battle.

Johnny was sitting alone (as usual). He was pretty content with living at this point in his life (though that was soon to change). The golden sandy colored pup couldn't wait until he was older and he could leave everything behind and be his own person. Not that he hated his family or anything, he just personally wanted to live a life of solitude. Maybe he would meet a stunning she-wolf along the way. He was thinking pretty far into the future for a 5-week old pup.

In the midst of his day-dreaming, two of his brothers stumbled into his. It was the bumbling idiot Joseph and clueless forgetful Gappy. He deeply sighed as they practically fought on top of him. "Gonna' dwag me into this", he murmured. "hey, it's not my fault you were in our way!" the two yelped. "'s too!". Thus began his involvement.

Erina broke they pups fight up, as she typically did before it could really progress. The three whined as she forced them to make up. They exchanged apologetic wolves (though Johnny was more sarcastic). Pleased with their apologies, the golden she-wolf affectionately licked her progeny before sending them off to play.

They may have been unable to fight, but the clever pups still muttered playground insults to each other while their mother was out of ear-shot. These minor indignities were pretty common amongst all of the pups though.

Josuke liked to style the tufts of longer fur that grew on his head. It made him feel more like and individual. His hair was apart of his pride. Johnny, still in a bad mood from the fight, made an off-handed comment. "Wow, that haiwstyle's good. Wreally gweat. Supe cool", the pup sarcastically commented while rolling his eyes. This instantly earned the sandy pup a paw to the face. "What did you say about my hair!", Josuke sharply shouted. His expression suddenly softened when he realized he had just knocked out his litter-mate. He was deeply startled by how easily he knocked him out.

He heard the gasp of another and turned his head to look over his shoulder. Giorno was standing behind him, he most definitely witnessed the whole encounter. Josuke ultimately knew what was coming up next. Being the composed goody-two-shoes the golden pup was, Erina was probably going to be notified of the interaction. Much to Josuke's gall.

Johnny began to snap out of his fainted state Josuke stumbled after Giorno. All though he was pretty annoyed that he just got decked, he had to admit that he antagonized him. Meh, not his problem anymore.

Josuke bounded after him and pounced on top of his brother, causing them to tumbled in a ball of fluff before inevitably losing friction and coming to a halt. The smaller one ended up being crushed under his sibling, trying to scramble out from under his heavy ass. "Off off", he grunted, not in pain, but irritation. Josuke stubbornly stood his ground. "Don't tell Mom!" he firmly warned. Giorno was not having this shit. He gathered his energy and bucked him off. The other softly fell to his paws. Forget being a tattle tail, he was going to plot against his kin now.

Meanwhile, Gappy and Joseph had finally made up. The two shared a bigger warmer rock that they had found and were now basking tranquility in the beautiful golden rays off son that shone down upon them."Ya' know, I wonder whewe Jotawo is", the darker furred pup sighed. "He's fine, fow sure" Joseph snickered. The other raised a brow and nodded. Jotaro indeed did do fine on his own, and surely he hadn't gotten himself into trouble. Unless something pissed him off. "Ya' know, maybe we shouwd wowery about him mowe often?". "Nah, he's fine".

My abandon this fanfic. I have a vague idea, soon I must create my magnum opesis.