Hyperdimension Neptunia is owned by Sega, Compile Heart and Idea Factory and everyone else who worked on it.

To Guest 1: I could have gone into political commentary about the migrant crisis in Europe, but I'm not going to do that. There are hundreds of places and Social Media to go if you want to see people's opinions on that. I don't want to throw in too much potentially political commentary into my fic. It's meant to be entertaining, not preachy.

Guest 2 (Unless you're the same person): That's a good observation about the Chaos Gods. I had no clue about any of that. I've only heard of Slaanesh before, but I had no clue about any of the rest. Happy coincidence.

Chapter 1

It was nearly an hour later when Vert was setting up the table for the two of them when Peashy tripped over her own feet and hit the floor hard. "Goodness!" Vert gasped and put down what she had in her hands and made her way to her sister. "Are you okay?"

"Owwies..." Peashy pouted as she was helped up, her hands going to her face and rubbing around her nose. "Dat hurt."

Vert knelt down next to Peashy and examined her face. "Well, it doesn't look like anything's broken." She smiled as Peashy looked at her with teary eyes. "Just be careful okay?" She pulled Peashy into a gentle hug. "I'd hate it if something happened to you."

Peashy smiled as she hugged Vert back as best she could. "So nice." She cooed in delight, causing Vert to giggle.

It caused another person to giggle and Vert looked up, as did Peashy, as Neptune, who was leaning on a forearm crutches, and Nepgear stood there, smiling at them. "Hey, Verty, P-Ko."

"Neptuna!" Peashy squealed in delight and let go of Vert before turning and running to Neptune, who slid down to her knees so Peashy could hug her.

"Goodness, Neptune, are you sure you should be up and moving?" Vert asked as Peashy hugged Neptune tightly, knowing that Neptune had been recovering, but most of her attempts to walk had involved hand rails and failure.

"Well, the doctors say that I won't get better if I sit in my wheelchair all day." Neptune smiled at her. "And I have nothing to do back in Planeptune. Between both Histys, both Nepgears, Chrome, Financier, Mina and Chika, I hardly have to do anything." She sighed and had a slightly annoyed look on her face. "Go figure! I'm willing to do work now and I don't have any to do!"

Behind her, Nepgear giggled nervously. "Well, you can't really go on monster-killing missions, so I've been doing that with Filyn, IF and Compa."

"Just like the old days, huh?" Neptune smiled as Peashy let go of the hug and helped her back to her feet. Leaning forward slightly so that she wasn't putting too much pressure on her lower spine, she looked back at Vert. "So I thought I'd come and see how you're dealing with being a new big sister."

Vert smiled and walked over to Neptune to help her to a chair. "I've been enjoying every moment possible."

Neptune nodded and sighed in relief as she sat down. "I hate how it hurts to stand for too long." She laughed suddenly. "Man, that trip really changed me, huh?"

"Neptune..." Nepgear smiled at her awkwardly. "You wake up screaming some nights and you don't calm down unless Chrome's holding you. You need to have a private room now because Chika likes to spend time with you and I think you almost gave our Histoire a heart attack when you said you'd rather get the work done than take it easy and play video games."

Neptune sweat-dropped. "But everyone else was doing work and I just felt so useless."

"Neptuna..." Peashy frowned and pointed at her. "No work! You relax!"

"Never thought someone would tell Neptune to do that." Vert giggled as Neptune looked admonished. "But, seriously Neptune." She gave the other CPU a concerned look. "What's this about waking up screaming?"

"I don't want to talk about it." Neptune muttered and looked away.

"Chrome says it's because Neptune was partially corrupted by Fearicite for so long that it left scars on her soul." Nepgear pointed out, a sad look on her face. "So sometimes she has nightmares."

"I see..." Vert nodded and looked at Peashy, who was looking at Neptune sadly. "Peashy, why don't you go and show Nepgear your room and what you've been working on?"

Peashy's eyes lit up and she ran over to Nepgear and grabbed her hands before running off with the other CPU Candidate.

When they were gone, Vert knelt in front of Neptune, who was looking a bit sad. "Neptune..."

"I didn't want you to know." Neptune muttered. "But I woke up screaming today and it took almost an hour for Chrome to calm me down." She looked at Vert as the blonde undid the forearm crutches from around Neptune's arms to squeeze the smaller girl's hands. "I... My nightmare was..." She trembled and tears welled up in her eyes as she looked away. "I had a nightmare about Green Nightmare using her tentacles and raping me."

Vert stared at her in shock. When Neptune started to tremble, Vert shook her head and pulled Neptune into a hug just in time as Neptune broke down crying. "It was so scary, Vert! I was wrapped up and helpless and she tore my clothes off and..." Neptune's speech became incomprehensible as she started to cry. After a minute, she started to make sense again, "and then she said she would use me as a seedbed and there was no Chrome to save me and..."

"Shhh..." Vert rocked her back and forth. "Just shhh..." Tears were welling up in her eyes as she listened to her friend cry and tremble. "I'm here, Neptune. I won't hurt you. I won't let anyone hurt you. I'm here."

Neptune just continued to sob.

(-)

"So this is your room, huh?" Nepgear looked around. Peashy's room was decently big, with a big, fluffy bed, a television and game system facing it, a dresser with a mirror on it against the far wall, a desk with coloring books and toys on it near the door and a closet near the head of the bed. There was lots of green coloring in the room, which Nepgear supposed made sense, considering it was Leanbox.

"Uh huh!" Peashy nodded, smiling as she ran to the closet and pulled out some over-sized boxing gloves. "Hey," she looked at Nepgear, "it would be cool if Pea could box other people without hurting them..."

"Well," Nepgear tilted her head, "I think Blanc had that sports game awhile ago that had boxing in it." She blinked as Peashy shook her head. "Huh?"

"Pea wants to make her own boxing game!"

Nepgear's eyes lit up at hearing that. "Ah! I get what you mean now! Do you want some help making it?" Peashy nodded and Nepgear walked over to the bed as Peashy climbed up on it. "Will this be just two players or will there be a single player mode to it as well?"

Peashy had a look of concentration on her face. "Hmm... Pea thinks it'll be more fun if we can beat each other up, but maybe some people don't want to play with others?"

Nepgear nodded and called up a menu as she opened up a notepad program to start taking down notes. "Uh huh, okay, what kind of control set-up will you use?" Peashy gave her a confused look and Nepgear giggled. "I mean, do you want to use a standard controller, special controllers or maybe the Leanbox Kinect?"

"Pea wants to punch at people!" Peashy protested and waved her arms up and down. "Not push buttons!"

"Hmm..." Nepgear nodded as she marked that down. "Okay, kinect it is." She knew that the other nations had their own sensor bar controllers. "But if you want this to be played by everyone in the world, it might need some basic controller support..." Nepgear trailed off and watched as Peashy did some punches while her hands were in the boxing gloves. "That's it!" Her eyes lit up as Peashy looked at her in surprise. "Instead of using the kinect, how about we design a controller that has boxing gloves that can be bundled with the game and people can use that to play the game?"

"Yay!" Peashy threw her hands up and cheered. "Thanks, Nepgear!"

"Goodness!" Nepgear felt her cheeks turning red. "I'm not used to hearing Peashy thank me."

Peashy had a confused look on her face. "But Neptuna and Beru Beru both said that it's good manners to thank someone for helping them." She pouted and flopped onto her butt on the bed and grumbled. "Plus Pea is kind of stupid."

"You're not stupid." Nepgear shook her head. "You just lack information. There's a difference."

Peashy shook her head. "Nah uh. Pea is really stupid unless Pea's in HDD! Pea can't even talk normally because Pea is dumb!"

Nepgear sweat-dropped heavily. "But Gust speaks in first person and she's not dumb."

"Because Gust likes to talk like that." Peashy grumbled. "Oh!" Her eyes lit up. "Pea wants to show you and Neptuna her new processor!"

Nepgear smiled at her. "Well, let's work on the details of your boxing game, okay? Then you can show me and Neptune."

"YAY!" Peashy cheered in delight.

(-)

Meanwhile...

Neptune sighed as she rested her head on Vert's breasts as the blonde rocked her back and forth. "Sorry, Vert, didn't mean to cry all over your boobs."

"It's okay," Vert smiled as she rubbed Neptune's back. "It was a bad nightmare. If I had one where a tentacle monster raped me, I'd break down crying too."

"...Is it wrong to say the idea of anyone doing lewd things to you is hot?" Neptune asked, getting a giggle from Vert.

"Not at all." Vert shook her head. "I've come across lots of... Shall we say, lewd artwork of me online." Some of it was pretty flattering, as they used her official portraits and images to come up with some interesting and provocative images.

"...Hey, Verty." Neptune began and pushed herself off of Vert, nodding her head in thanks. "Before I left, you liked spending time over with me and we even, well..." Her face turned lightly pink as she remembered what a drunken Vert had said and done to her, "and there was something you said before I left... About wanting to share Nepgear as a little sister. I didn't think anything about it at the time, but..."

Vert raised an eyebrow. "Neptune, I'm a little hurt by how you didn't think anything about my proposal back then."

Neptune flinched slightly. "...Ah... By proposal, you don't mean what I think you mean, do you?"

Vert sighed softly and fidgeted in her chair. "...Neptune, before you returned and gave me a younger sister, I was giving serious consideration into bringing up the idea of marriage."

Neptune's face was red, but she still had a flat look on her face. "Uh... Verty, is that because you wanted Nep Jr. as your little sister?"

Vert smiled softly at Neptune. "Partially. I will freely admit that I wanted Nepgear as my little sister and I knew that if I married you, that she would become my little sister. But beyond that, I had another reason." Neptune gave her a blank look and Vert smiled. "Our nations are always in last place in terms of shares. Even if we combined our nations, we'd likely still be in last place, but we would both be better off."

"I dunno," Neptune muttered softly, "that would basically double our work load and the people in our nations might be upset at the idea of merging our nations together. Plus I'd hate Histy yelling at you to get to work like she yells at me."

Vert stared at Neptune. "...You actually thought about all of that stuff?"

"Well, it doesn't help that I'm completely ruined for marriage." Neptune rubbed the back of her head while giggling. "After what I went through in Lewdbox, I doubt that you'd want to have me anyway."

Vert just gave Neptune a flat stare. "...Neptune, just because you're not a virgin doesn't mean that you're ruined for marriage."

"I'm also an old cripple who has three daughters." Neptune pointed out and Vert sighed.

"Neptune, why are you resistant to the idea?"

"Well, the fans wouldn't like it." Neptune pointed out and giggled at the look she got. "Well, some would like it, I guess." She sighed at the look Vert gave her. "...I'm not..."

"Hey!" A voice interrupted Neptune and she and Vert turned their head to see Peashy and Nepgear walk into the room. "Neptuna! Beru Beru! Pea has a great idea for a new game!"

"We'll talk about this later." Vert said to Neptune in a low voice so that only she could hear. "I promise." She smiled at Peashy. "Oh? What kind of game?"

"Boxing!" Peashy cheered.

"She actually had quite a few good ideas." Nepgear smiled and ruffled Peashy's hair, causing the girl to giggle. "She needs some fine tuning with it, but she I think it's pretty good. I'm thinking that if we make a novelty controller, you know, like they did for those music and band games they made awhile ago, it would make porting it across the world easier so everyone can play it."

"Technically, Nep Jr., that would mean that P-Ko would be getting shares from everyone in the world." Neptune pointed out but she was smiling. "But that's fine! That just means that the rest of us need to put out better stuff."

Peashy just grinned and giggled. "Oh! Can Pea show them?!"

"Sure." Vert smiled as Nepgear walked over to Neptune and they looked at Peashy expectantly.

"Okay! TRANSFORM!" Peashy cheered as she was engulfed in light.

When it was over, neither Neptune nor Nepgear were surprised by the fact that Peashy's transformed state was taller and insanely busty.

The new processor was interesting. Her feet were covered by white shoes with green center while she had similarly colored leggings that went from her ankles up to her knees, covering them. Her thighs were left bare and she had a bikini bottom on that looked like a pair of white short-shorts with black and green stripes on the side with Leanbox's symbol over her butt-cheeks.

Her arms were covered in white gloves with black stripes that covered the outside of her arms and her ring fingers. The gloves went from her hands to her elbows. Her hair and eyes were the same color that both Nepgear and Neptune were used to, though they both noticed that her eyes were still gray outside of her irises.

But what they both were interested in was her top. It was a simple black tube top with green and white stripes on the sides that covered her breasts while leaving her stomach, shoulders and upper chest exposed.

"Wait, it doesn't even cover all of her boobs!" Neptune pointed out as she saw that there was a literal circular boob window that looked like it just barely covered the CPU Candidate's nipples, but left a good amount of her inner boobs visible.

"Hee hee, I like it. And call me Green Sister." The transformed Peashy grinned at them.

End Chapter 1

I figured that Neptune would have some nightmares that would pop up from time to time.

Also, if you're having trouble imagining Green Sister's outfit, imagine her wearing a volleyball outfit, but with a ring in the center of her chest, like what Uni has in her Processors, that shows off a large amount of cleavage. Hey, she *IS* Vert's sister, she'd want to show her boobs off.