Butters knocked on Cartmans door. Cartman opened it. "Paladin Butters The Merciful, at your service m'lord!" Butters exclaimed.

"Ah yes, my Paladin, come with me to the courtyard." Cartman said. He was wearing his wizard robes and pointed hat. When he arrived in the yard Butters noticed Clyde, Bebe, and Jimmy were the only ones who came. Jimmy was wearing his old bard costume. Clyde was wearing a knight costume that was a lot more detailed and intricate than his last one. And Bebe was wearing what seemed to be a sort of barbarian costume.

"Hey guys, what's going on?" He said as he skipped out the back door.

"Hey, B-B-Butters." Jimmy said.

"Hey Butt boy, I'm just here for Bebe." Clyde said.

"Well why are you here Bebe?" Butters asked.

"Because the Twig of Destiny is even more powerful than the Stick of Truth." She answered.

Butters giggled. "Ok, is this everyone Eric?"

"Yep that's about it. Almost got Scott Malkinson to join but he's too busy trying to create super diabetes with his diabetic girlfriend because he's Scott Malkinson and he has diabetes."

"Alright well, what now?" Butters asked.

"Now we discuss lore." Cartman replied.

"Lore?" Clyde groaned. "What lore could there possibly be to discuss, you had us all read 90 page lore books before we played stick of truth."

"Stick of Truth was 7 years ago, Clyde, shit has been going down in the land of Zaron and you gotta know it." Cartman shouted.

"Yeah, Clyde you can't expect 7 years to pass and for nothing to happen." Bebe scolded him.

"A-are you serious right now?" Clyde asked her.

"What?"

"You- you really want to hear the lore of the land of Zaron in the 7 years since stick of truth happened."

"Shut the fuck up Clyde you're just trying to get the word count up."

"That's all the lore is gonna be, just filler to get the word count up."

"OH SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU." Cartman cut in. "A new power has shown itself even more powerful than the Stick of Truth it is the Twig of destiny. The once mighty wizard king must lead his rag tag band of warriors into the lands of Zaron to find it before it falls into the hands of evil, there was that so hard to listen to Clyde?"

Clyde crossed his arms and hunched over.

"Ok men, now, WE QUEST!" Cartman proclaimed and hurried out the gate. No one followed him. "That means follow me guys." He poked his head back into the yard. Everyone stood up and walked slowly behind him. Not super slowly but just slow enough that he had to keep stopping to give them time to catch up.

The party trudged off into the woods in search of the Twig of Destiny. The epic quest consisted of walking into the woods to find a twig.

"Is this one it Eric?" Butters called.

"Hmm, no" Cartman replied "no that's more stick than twig."

"How b-b-b- how b-b-b-bou-ououuu- how b-b-b-bout this one?" Jimmy asked.

"No that's more branch than twig, c'mon guys we're looking for the fucking twig of fucking destiny this isn't a fucking 'lets see who can find the prettiest stick' contest. This is real life I'm looking for real shit."

"How about this one?" Bebe held up a slightly bent twig with one small offshoot that had a single green leaf hanging off it.

Cartman inched closer to her. "Yes lady Bebe, that's it, you hold in your hand the Twig of Destiny." He reached out his hand. "Give it here."

Bebe recoiled. "No"

"Huh?"

"No screw you I'm keeping it for myself."

"Judas, SHE'S A JUDAS GET HER BUTTERS."

"What?" Butters yelped at Cartman suddenly raising his voice.

"SHE TOOK THE FUCKING TWIG GET IT FROM HER!"

"Uh, ok." Butters charged at Bebe with his hammer in the air. Bebe turned around and started running. "Get back here, uh, ya Judas!" Butters yelled half heartedly.

"FUCK YOU BUTTERS!" Bebe yelled.

Suddenly something hit Butters in the back of the head and he fell face first into the snow. "Oww, what the heck?"

"GO BEBE I'LL HOLD THEM OFF."

"Clyde? You're in on it?" Cartman looked puzzled "But you said this was totally stupid and gay."

Clyde was holding Butters down. "It is totally stupid and gay but Bebe's my girlfriend I gotta help her if this is what you wanna do."

"Fuck, Jimmy chase Bebe I'll take care of Clyde!"

"W-why me? I-I'm a cripple."

"Uhhh fellas?" Butters said from under Clyde.

"So what dude you have super-speed."

"Fellaaaaas."

"When we're playing superheroes d-d-d-dipfuck."

"Fellas this is important."

"Shut up Butters, ok so just pretend you're playing superheroes and chase after-"

"Bebe's gone fellas she got away." Butters interrupted.

"What?" Cartman looked at him.

"She ran into the woods while you two were arguing."

Clyde stood up. "Ahahahaha, you idiots fell for her ingenious plan! I-I think. Hahaha" and he ran into the woods after her.

"FUCK." Cartman screamed. "MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SHIT EATING DONKEY DICKS. WHY CAN'T WE EVER PLAY THESE GAMES WITHOUT SOMEONE BEING A FUCKING TRAITOR."

"W-well shit." Jimmy muttered.

"Aw c'mon Eric this is the beginning of an adventure, we'll get that Judas and we'll have fun doing it."

"Butters, you're so stupid."

"Aw c'mon, I'll get Kenny to play with us, and Stan and Kyle too."

"No, not Stan and Kyle, they're a bunch of assholes who think they're too good for us. Kenny might be good though, we need a chick for diversity since Bebe turned out to be a butt fucking traitor."

"We'll find her Eric, now lets go back inside your mom said she was making pizza rolls." Butters walked back to the house and the other two followed him.

As they sat at the table the doorbell rang. "Ugh, MOM GET THE FUCKING DOOR!" Cartman shrieked at the top of his lungs.

"Oh, Eric, I think it's your little friends at the door." She said.

"Oooohhh my gooood." Cartman moaned. He opened the door to see Stan and Kyle. "What do you want?" He asked. Kyle was in his elf king costume and Stan in his knight costume.

"Hey dude," Kyle said "we were just here to apologize and, and say we really want to play with you."

Cartman looked him up and down. "No."

"Huh?"

"No you can't play with me, now get out of my front yard before I beat you up."

"Dude what the hell?" Stan cut in. "We just want to- OW WHAT THE HELL??" Cartman hit him in the face with his staff.

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"

"I said we just want to apo-" WHACK!! "OW Jesus dude".

WHACK

WHACK WHACK WHACK, Cartman hit Stan and Kyle over and over again. "I'm sorry could you please speak up you guys?"

Stan and Kyle ran down out of Cartmans yard. "YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS FAT BOY!" Kyle yelled "YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS!!!"