The video opens showing Peter sitting at the counter in the kitchen shown in the last video
"Hey guys, welcome back to my channel, on the last video I got a bunch of comments asking me how I know the Avengers and a whole bunch of other shit, so today I'm going to do a QA and try to answer most of y'alls questions." Peter stops there and takes a breath, "Wait, did I just say y'all, omigod, I've been hanging around Harley way too much."
" Peter, why are you talking to yourself? " the one and only Captain America comes into view. "I'm not, I'm doing a video, I'm talking to the camera." Steve has a look of confusion on his face that makes him look like an old man and Peter looks to be holding back laughter, "Oh, you mean for that youtube thing right?"
"Yup, that youtube thing, exactly" Peter looks straight into the camera and smiles a grin so wide you would've thought he was a cheshire cat, "Hey, Steve, you wanna be in the video?" He asks with an innocent look. "Uh, why?" By now you could tell that Peter was messing with him but Steve was still oblivious.
"I don't know, you don't have to, but I'm doing a QA and you might know more answers to these questions than me so..." Steve looked for a moment more before he got a look of understanding on his face and he glared at Peter, making him lose control and start laughing "You're making fun of me, aren't you? You know what, yes, I would like to be in the video. " these words shut Peter up as looked at Steve with an incredulous look on his face. "Uh, ok then, let me get my phone so we can start."
The scene changed and this time they were sitting on the couch in the living room and Peter had his phone now. "Ok, first question is the most asked one, how do I know the Avengers. Well, I was Mr. Starks intern before the accords were resolved, so when they started living in the compound again, I met them-" " Peter, I think you're forgetting something, ya see, Tony didn't actually let us meet him until about two months after the accords were resolved. Of course, Nat knew, because she's Nat. "
"Oh, yeah, you're right. I forgot about that. Ok, question number two, what language was I speaking with Aunt Nat? I was speaking russian. Once you know the basic words, it's actually not that hard to lea-" "Not that hard to learn?" Tony Stark interrupts, "I'm a genius and I couldn't learn it. And I can speak Italian, French and German, which are some of the hardest languages to learn." Steve glares at Tony as he sits on the couch for interrupting Peter.
"Well, maybe you're not as smart as you think you are." Peter replies with a smirk, and before Tony could respond Peter continued with the questions, "question number three, do I know Spider-Man? Yes. I do. And he's a little shit. He's worse than Hawkass." "Language!" "Shut up Steve ." Tony raised his hand like he was in a classroom, "I have a question" Yes, Mr Stark?" "Why are you so ticklish?" Then he and Steve start tickling Peter.
This is a line break, his name is Kevin.
"Ok we're back. And as long as people stop interrupting me, maybe I can actually finish this video. So, this one guy commented this, and, honestly, I thought it was pretty cool, so I just wanted to throw it in here. He said, 'Hi, my name is Kevin, (AN: see what I did there?) and I have an aunt who is Russian and she taught it to me, and I just wanna say, мама паук and ребенок паук is something that I need to breathe. Also you're awesome and I subscribed!!' So thank you Kevin, I think you're awesome too!!"
"Wow, I'm surprised you managed to say that all in one breath." Said Tony with a look of surprise on his face. "Ok, we have time for you to answer three more questions before you gotta get home-" "But-" "No buts, I don't want Aunt Hottie coming after me because you got home late." Peter had a mixture of sadness and understanding on his face. "Ok, fine, question number four, who am I and how old am I? Well, I already answered the first question, but to answer the second one, I'm 16." "Really, I thought you were 12?" "Shut up Tony, no one likes a smartass." Tony and Peter both gasp dramatically and say simultaneously, "For God's sake, watch your language!" Cue laughter.
This is Kevin's sister, Ashley.
"Question number five, where do I go to school and who is my bestest friend?" Tony looked at him like a father would look at his son, a mixture of love and disappointment, when he said bestest, "well, I go to Midtown School of Science and Technology, and my best friends are Michelle Jones, who I call MJ, and Ned Leeds, who I will show you a picture of," as he says this, a picture of an asian boy, a black girl and Peter all wearing goofy grins, "and question number six, am I dating anybody and, if so, who? Well, actually, MJ and I just started dating-" "wait, wait, wait," Tony interrupted, "hold up, time out, you're dating?! When? How? What? I'm so confused." Peter just smirked and ended the video.