Lexi woke up on a cold stone floor, surrounded by a variety of strange objects. Laying down next to her was a frying pan, glowing cube, and a Capri Sun. Lexi took the Capri Sun with an "OoOoOh" and attempted to break free the little yellow straw.

As Lexi struggled with the plastic packaging, she took in her surroundings. It appeared as if Lexi had somehow teleported into a large, very fancy hotel room. Or maybe from the looks of it, some rich person's room.

The golden walls were adorned with rich green embroidered tapestries. The stone floor (also gold), was a type of marble that had green rugs sprawled on top. In the middle of the room layed a humoungus larger-than-king-sized bed. Throughout the room was a variety of accent green chairs and gold tables. Leading out of the room was a select few wooden doors with a huge double door Lexi assumed was the entrance.

This was all truthfully over-the-top for Lexi. It was because of this fact that she took no interest in the regal room and continued to battle the stupid yellow straw.

However, throughout all of this gold and green fancy-ness, Lexi's attention was drawn to one certain thing in particular: all the books.

She gasped and, in her shock, dropped the Capri Sun to sprint over to the shelves stocked ceiling-high with books.

Lexi's eyes widened, attempting to take in the heavenly sight in front of her. The novels were all considerably worn in, it was clear whoever was the owner of these books had loved them dearly and pourn over their valuable chapters.

As she peered at the shelves, Lexi pulled out a select book to inspect it. The novel was enveloped in the scent of -strangely enough- cranberry juice. The whole book was adorned with gold symbols and an olive green cover. It had no title but this was not uncommon for some books, Lexi opened up the cover and turned to the front page to see-

A loud boom! filled the room as the double doors slammed open to reveal and irritated looking young man carrying a plate stalked high with food.

Lexi let out an unholy screech and dropped the book. Immediately feeling bad, she picked it back up and ran for cover.

The young man dressed entirely in green was strangely not surprised to see a strangely dressed woman inspecting his book, but instead seemed even more irritated as he set down his plate and sighed.

"Who are you?" The man suddenly appeared right next to Lexi as she triped in her attempt to escape.

Lexi scrambled back. "LISTEN LITTLE ASPARAGUS-"

"Asparagus-?"

"Yes, now stop interrupting."

"Ok then."

"Ahem," Lexi cleared her throat.

" LISTEN HERE LITTLE ASPARAGUS," Lexi held him at gunpoint with a frying pan that was suddenly in her hand. "I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I DO NOT WANT TO HURT YOU AND YOU DONT WANT TO HURT ME."

The man looked at Lexi for a long time until he sighed and got up from his kneeling position on the floor. He walked over to a random box of various objects.

"Why me...?" He groaned and kept on mumbling. "Thor never has to deal with this kind of thing...unfair...of course it has to be a magical lady...probably a elf...or witch."

Lexi stood awkwardly with her frying pan in hand as the strange asparagus complained to himself as he seemed to search for something.

His searching had come up successful as he bought out a pair of complicated-looking handcuffs.

"Can you..put these on?" He asked half heartedly.

"What? No! why would I-" The asparagus cut Lexi off.

"Oh course..."

His hands glowed green for a split second before the handcuffs disappeared from his hands and onto hers.

Lexi looked down, taken back by this sorcery.

"Why does everyone today feel like doing evil magic?!" Lexi questioned the universe.

The asparagus took hold of the handcuffs and started leading her out of the over-the-top room.

"Wait just a second!"

The green asparagus stopped as she commanded, looking at her annoyed.

"What?"

"I can't leave without my Capri Sun."

There was a pause as the green asparagus man looked at her, stupidly.

"My drink." Lexi clarified, "It's over there."

She guestured with her handcuffed hands to the Capri Sun that was lying with the olive green book and the frying pan.

As Lexi followed the asparagus's stare to the pile, she noticed that the strange blue cube had vanished from sight.

"You can live without it." The green asparagus concluded, dragging her away.

Lexi grounded herself and refused to move.

"No I can't!"

The green man sighed, out of patience. "Its not a weapon, is it?"

Lexi shook her head frantically.

The asparagus sighed. "Fine."

Lexi squealed with happiness as the Capri Sun and it's irritating yellow plastic straw appeared in her chained hand.

"Still have no idea how you people do it." Lexi said, referring to the sorcery.

The asparagus took no notice to this and continued to lead Lexi through endless halls of solid gold and embroidered tapestries.

They came to a stop in front of a grand wooden doorway that reached up what seemed like a hundred feet high, Lexi concluded as she strained her neck to get a better look.

The green asparagus pushed open the doors with little effort and drew light onto a magnificant scene. Through the doors laid a grand banquet filled with piles of food stocked on huge tables. There was a variety of people stuffing their faces at the large wooden tables.

As Lexi looked, she noticed that most of the food on the table consisted of meat. I guess they aren't vegetarians, Lexi thought to herself. But even as she suspected the scene, she noticed the main feature of this event was the raised table near the back of the room.

There was four seats to this table, only three of them filled. The two middle seats held and older looking couple, both wearing subtle crowns. Sitting on the right side of the older man was a broad, blonde haired man. Something about this man's demeaner rubbed Lexi the wrong way. He seemed like someone who was too confident in his actions.

The pair slipped into the crowded room, they were quickly developed in the crowd but the asparagus lead them without hesitation.

As they came closer and closer to the table, Lexi had a feeling this was where the green man had just came from. And with the plate filled with food, the sudden burst if outrage through the door, something in this room had made him very mad. Euther that or he was always in a bad mood, Lexi summed up.

The two soon came up to the rounded table with the older couple, the blonde man, and the empty chair.

As they approached the table, the asparagus was greeted with a hard stare by the older man.

"Loki, " the old man bitterly stated. "What are you doing back here?"

The asparagus stiffened with this greeting but continued on,

"I do not want to be here either, but I found this thing rumminging around in my chambers."

As the green asparagus mentioned Lexi, the group's eyes all befell on her.

"Um hello strange friends of asparagus." Lexi awkwardly greeted them with a small wave of her not occupied, chained hand.

The group of three broke out into furious outrage.

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FAMILY-" The broad man erupted.

"Thor, calm yourself." The kind-looking woman told the man.

"I don't think you know who you are talking to." The older man stated coldly.

Lexi took this opportunity to explain herself. "Um, well actually no I-"

"Which would be impossible," the man interrupted, not yet finished. "Because I am a king-"

Lexi intervened. "Yes, well that is-"

"And you are in my palace-" The 'king' stated, again interrupting her.

Lexi just sighed and waited without comment for the king to continue speaking because clearly they didn't want her explanation so she wasn't going to give it to them.

The older woman spoke to her husband in a hushed whisper. "...Maybe we should bring this somewhere else...Everyone's looking..."

The king looked up to see a room full of attentive eyes staring at the scene in front of them.

"Oh yes..Probably should." The king admitted.

Lexi turned to the crowd and waved at them with her not-holding-a-Capri-Sun hand.