The incel rebellion was ran off from the Animal Crossing midnight release party, but Isaac did not despair. His new brothers in arms, Waluigi, Springman and the Dragalia guy whose name I forgot crowded into Isaac's Robin Reliant, and they drove off to their first meeting.

"These journeys used to be easier, when it was just me and Geno", Isaac said with a groan, as he felt Springman's stupidly proportioned arm sticking into the back of his head.

"Why are we even taking this tiny car, anyway?" the Dragalia guy asked.

"Because you're from some medieval Robin Hood shit, Waluigi only knows how to drive go-karts, and there's no car on Earth that could be operated by those abominations that Springman calls arms. Now will you all sit down and shut the fuck up, while I figure this out?"

"My mom usually drives me", Waluigi added.

"I hate you so much", Isaac told him.

"You want to see my Fire Emblem Heroes account?" Springman asked Waluigi.

"NO FUCK THAT SHITTY GAME!" Euden interrupted, as he had PTSD flashbacks of Alfonse and Gilgamesh stuffing his head down the toilet, back in Gacha High School.

"You know, it seems like as much as we have in common, we also have a lot of differences", Isaac brought up. "As the supreme gentleman of this fine organisation of ours, I have decided that we will do some teambuilding exercises to become closer, so we can work better as a unit."

"Eww, I hate exercise", the other three pasty little soyboys replied, in unison.

Even though this was not his intention, this brought a big soy smile to Isaac's acne covered face. "Perfect. Now I know another thing we probably all have in common. You're all fashionable gentlemen, yes? ...Or at least you were before you decided to become wannabe versions of Luigi and Shulk?"

"That's right", Euden nodded. "I have one of the biggest fedora collections in all of Camelot, or wherever the fuck my game is supposed to be set."

"And I have over ten different ahegao hoodies!" Waluigi added.

"I, uh... kind of struggle to change my clothes, with these arms", Springman sighed.

"I somehow hate you even more than I hate Waluigi", Isaac groaned. "Anyway, you can at least put on a fedora, right?"

"Do they make spring-shaped fedoras?" he asked.

"Somebody throw this faggot out onto the highway", Isaac told the others, prompting Euden to open one of the back doors, and kick him out onto the road. Isaac's car had been made, before seat belts were invented, and so the springy soyboy was sent flying.

"Is that the end of him?" Waluigi asked.

He'll probably just bounce back or something", Isaac said, with a shake of his head. "Hopefully not until the next chapter, at least. Anyway, back to the point. I have brought us to the greatest clothing store on this planet, in order to help us grow closer. Behold!"

They had pulled up by a giant superstore, with a giant metal fedora sign on top of it, which read "Cuck World: Tailored suits, made from the finest Japanese cardboard, to fit all occasions!"

"Don't worry, they don't just sell Labo stuff", Isaac said, with an eager grin. "They've got fedoras, My Little Pony backpacks and t-shirts, lots of ahegao stuff, even some katanas!"

"I'm going to spend all my parents' money here!" Waluigi said eagerly.

"Yeah, me too, and my disability allowance as well!" Euden added.

However, while the incel rebellion were about to have the time of their life, not all was well. Joker, the leader of the Successful Video Game Characters had learned that Isaac was out of jail now, and was back to his old tricks already.

"Futaba, hack his mom's bank account, and check where her credit card is being used", he said to his fellow Phantom Thief. "That's how we'll know where Isaac can be found. "I've heard he's gathering a bit of an army. Byleth, Sans, I want you two to go down there, and steal their lunch money. Then put their photos up on r/ugliestcuckolds after you beat them up, so they can be identified as members of the incel rebellion."

Meanwhile, Springman had survived being thrown out of the car, as Isaac had predicted, his springy body saving him from impact with the pavement. Since Isaac's car was not very fast, it did not take long for him to catch up with the others, and rejoin them at Cuck World. But little did he know, the two bullies, Sans and Byleth were right behind him...