Chapter 2: Friend or Fiend?
[Morning, At Camp Wawanakwa]
[the scene shows Team Ammo at the dining table eating breakfast]
Stella: Okay, that was by far the most relaxing sleep I've had in a while. Reminds me of my bed back in Solaria.
Sammy: You know, it must be an honor to be a princess. I can only imagine all the cool things you have, plus your magic powers. It sounds like you've got everything goes for you.
Stella: Well, being a royal figure does have it's perks, but what about you? Surely, you've got some stuff to be proud of.
Sammy: Oh, well, I...well, I...I'm a cheerleader? And I'm Amy's…"support"...? Yeah…
Stella: Sammy, is something wrong? If it's about what I asked, I didn't mean to intrude or anything.
Sammy: Oh, no. It's not that, it's just...I don't know why I'm feeling this, but...I feel kinda...bad for what I did to Amy the last time I competed. Does that sound strange to you?
Stella: Well, while your method can be viewed as unorthodox, I can't say I hold it against you. I mean, I remember when Chimera took my place as princess of Solaria because her evil mother Countess Cassandra turning me into a monster and putting a spell on my dad. It was awful I tell you, but Chimera took vengeance against me out of jealousy, you did it because Amy treated you like crap. In a way, Amy is to you like how Chimera was to me.
Sammy: That's an...interesting way of putting it. But, look at you. You got to be princess again, once Amy and I returned back home, things went back to normal. It's like nothing changed from that whole experience. [sighs] Maybe it's best if I just keep my mouth shut. I've got nothing of importance to say or display.
Stella: Oh, don't be like that. From what I can tell, you're a kind, selfless girl who wants to prove her worth. Don't let whatever Amy says get you down. You ARE better than her and if no one will agree with that, I will stand by you because I think you're a great friend, Sammy.
Sammy: What, we're...friends?
Stella: Totes! I'll gladly be friends with you if anyone deserves some support around here, it's you. I wholeheartedly believe that.
Sammy: Wow, I...I don't know what to say, but...thank you.
[the scene then shifts over to Icy watching the scene with a disgusted look on her]
[static buzzing]
Icy: Ugh, all those sappy, positive feelings. [mocking] "Oh, I'll be your best friend forever and ever!" [normal voice] If I'm going to get Sammy as an ally, I need to get Princess Sunshine out of the picture.
[static buzzing]
Diaspro: This place is...serviceable, I suppose. [grumpily eats her breakfest]
Icy: I say, you're a sight for sore eyes, aren't you?
Diaspro: Ugh, what do you care?
Icy: You know, I seem to recall you had a little encounter with an old associate of mine? Going by the name of...Bloom?
Diaspro: Grr, do NOT bring up her name in my presence!
Icy: Whoa, chill out, honey. I totally sympathize with you there. Good thing she's not here though.
Diaspro: No...but one of her little "friends" is here instead. Especially THAT one. [grits her teeth]
Icy: Let's go somewhere a little more private. [takes Diaspro outside] I heard all about what happened between you and your little "fiance." Such an awful thing Bloom did by stealing him away from you.
Diaspro: That little brat had no right stealing my future away from me! I was going to be queen of Eraklyon, I had been trained in the art of fine etiquette to prepare for my special day, and Sky was going to rule alongside me. But then...she showed up and ruined everything! It's not fair, Bloom and her little posse get everything handed to them and all I get is humiliation.
Icy: You know, my dear, I sympathize with you. Tell you what, why don't we make a pact?
Diaspro: A...pact?
Icy: Think of it as...an alliance. You help me and I'll help you and prevent you from getting voted off.
Diaspro: Well...I wouldn't mind having an ally.
Icy: So, do we have a deal? [pulls her hand out to shake]
Diaspro: Deal. [pulls out her hand to shake]
[unbeknowst to them, Vendetta is watching them from the window]
[static buzzing]
Vendetta: You know, my teammates seem to be forming all kinds of alliances. My response to that: I don't need any alliance. Why is that? Well, I am simply great and powerful. If I can rule over a town with an iron fist, then I win a stupid game show. They might as well hand the money over to me right now.
[static buzzing]
[scene cuts to Team Bombshell outside the cabins]
Amy: Those are by far the most garbage beds I have ever slept on!
Peridot: I really hate to admit it, but you do have a point. I'm surprised these things can even be called beds.
Trixie: [groans] The Great and Powerful Trixie shouldn't have to sleep in such quarters.
Jinks: Ugh, I never thought I'd say it, but I'd prefer to be woken up by those miserable meeces than sleep on those beds.
Blabber: [sighs] If only we could get into that spa hotel…
Snooper: Au contraire, Blab. All we need to do is win the next challenge and we'll be golden.
Blabber: Gosh, Snoop. It's no wonder you're team leader. You always know what to say.
Amy: Um, loud cough of interruption, in case you forgot, I'm standing right here!
Blabber: Well, I don't see how you'd make a good leader in any sense.
Snooper: The ayes have it, lady.
Amy: [growls]
[static buzzing]
Amy: I have GOT to get into that spa hotel, get rid of Stupid Snooper, and get rid of my dumb sister. It's time to start playing rough and I'm not gonna give Samey the satisfaction of being in the winner's seat.
[static buzzing]
Loudspeaker: Attention, contestants! Meet me up by the campfire pit for the first part of today's challenge!
[the thirteen contestants are seen gathered by the campfire pit]
Blaineley: Right then, today's challenge will be divided into two parts; first a race to the center of the forest and second where the next part of the challenge will be revealed.
Amy: You may have won yesterday, Samy, but you'd better get ready to eat my dust.
Stella: Whatever you say, "Lamey."
Sammy: Lamey? [snickers before descending into full-blown laughter]
[static buzzing]
Sammy: [trying to hold in her laughter] Lamey? Why didn't I ever think of that? That is so priceless!
[static buzzing]
Amy: Why, that little bi-
[static buzzing]
Blaineley: Ready? Set? GO! [blows air horn]
[the contestants run off into the forest]
Amy: [shoves Stella and Sammy aside] Out of my way, losers!
Stella: Hey!
[as Icy and Diaspro run, they suddenly stop by a mud puddle. Icy notices Snooper coming her way and smirks]
Icy: [elbows Diaspro] Watch this. [casts a blast of magic that forms a patch of ice before the puddle]
[Snooper slips on the ice and falls face-first into the mud]
Icy: [mocking tone] Oh my goodness, are you alright…[normal tone]...actually, I really don't care. [runs off with Diaspro as the two chuckle]
Blabber: [stops] Snoop! Are you okay?!
Snooper: [sips out a clod of mud] That ice queen tripped me up on purpose. Nevermind. [picks himself up and brushes himself off] We can still win this shindig.
[scene cuts to Bagheera and Shere Khan]
Shere Khan: You know, considering that we are the only males on this team, I was suggesting a sort of...alliance between the two of us.
Bagheera: That may be true, but considering how long I've known you for, there's bound to be a catch.
Shere Khan: [chuckles] You know me too well. The catch is that I need your complete and absolute trust in that you don't vote for me at any elimination ceremony or consult with anyone else behind my back.
Bagheera: Well, I tend to be a man of my word…[sighs]...alright, you've got yourself a deal.
Shere Khan: Hmm, perfect.
[scene cuts to Trixie, Peridot, and Jinks]
Jinks: And that's the story about how I showed those miserable meeces whose boss.
Trixie: Hmm, not as impressive as the time Trixie scored big ones at the Canterlot Casino.
Peridot: Oh, please. None of those stories can match up to the time I called Yellow Diamond a clod, right to her face!
Trixie: Oooooh, talk about sticking it to the big ones, girl!
Peridot: [sighs] It was truly a momentous occasion.
Jinks: Man, you get to stick it up to a giant on the first go and I have two little bothering me non-stop. Just what am I missing?!
Peridot: I mean, I could take care of those things you call "meeces."
Trixie: Wait, there's the finish line!
Jinks: Make like meeces and run!
[the scene cuts to the contestants running towards the finish line, with Amy and Sammy leading the charge]
Blaineley: And the first team to cross the finish line is...
Amy: Not today, sister! [elbows Sammy in the face]
Stella: [gasps] Oh, no, you don't! [pulls ahead of Amy crosses first]
Blaineley: ...Team Ammo!
Amy: [panting] Grr…[falls to the ground in exhaustion]
Sammy: [sighs sadly]
Stella: Sammy, are you okay?!
Sammy: Yeah...I'm fine.
Blaineley: While the team catch a breather, we'll reveal the next part of the challenge after the break!
[scene cuts to black, the episode continues]
Blaineley: Now, for the next part of the challenge, we will be doing something that I'm sure you're all familiar with...musical chairs!
[scene cuts to a set of twelve chairs]
Amy: Ugh, what are we, first graders?
Blaineley: Here's how it's going to work, every time the music stops, the person who doesn't have a chair to sit on will have to do a challenge selected by me pulling names out of a hat. For every challenge your teammates complete, you will earn a point. Since Team Ammo got here first, they win a point for their team.
[a large scoreboard shows Team Ammo scoring a point]
Blaineley: However, if you don't complete the dare or refuse to do it, your team's score will be deducted. First team with the most points wins the game.
[the contestants get ready in their positions]
Blaineley: Everybody ready? And...GO! [presses a button on a radio that plays a tune]
[the contestants begin walking around the chairs]
[the music stops]
[the contestants scramble for a chair and all are seated...except for Jinks]
Jinks: [groans]
Blaineley: Jinks, your challenge is…[pulls a strip of paper from the hat]...to say something nice about Pixie and Dixie!
Jinks: [sweatdrops] Oh, for crying out loud! [clears throat] Uh, Pixie and Dixie are...they…they...wear nice clothes?
Blaineley: Point goes to Team Bombshell!
[the scoreboard shows Team Bombshell earning a point]
[static buzzing]
Jinks: [slaps himself across the face] Bad mouth, bad! [slaps himself again]
[the music plays again as the contestants walk around the chairs]
[the music stops]
[the contestants scramble for a chair and all are seated...except for Sammy]
Blaineley: Samey, your challenge is…[pulls a strip of paper from the hat]...to sing on stage in front of everyone!
Sammy: [gulps nervously]
[scene cuts to Sammy standing on a stage with a microphone and everyone watching from the bleachers]
Sammy: [nervously grips the mic] Um…[clears throat]
[Stella gives her an encouraging thumbs-up while Amy gives her a dirty look]
[Sammy tries to find her voice, but then she begins to imagine a large crowd staring right at her]
Sammy: I...I...I can't do it…
Blaineley: Oooh, and Samey brings the score down 1-0!
[static buzzing]
Amy: [chuckles] OMG, that was so pathetic. There's no way she's gonna bluff her way out of that one.
[static buzzing]
Sammy: [sniffles] I'm so embarrassed. That was so weak…[cries a few small tears]
Stella: Hey, don't worry. Everyone gets stage fright every once in a while.
Diaspro: Hmph! Only if they're losers like her.
Sammy: [sighs sadly]
[scene then begins a montage]
Blaineley: Stand on a tightrope for 10 seconds!
[scene shows Bagheera struggling to hold his balance on a tightrope]
[the scoreboard shows 1-1]
Blaineley: Get electrocuted by an electric eel! Beautify a bear!
[scene shows a split-screen showing Blabber and Stella doing their challenges]
[the scoreboard shows 2-2]
Blaineley: Drink a glass of spoiled milk!
[scene shows Trixie trying to take a sip, but refuses]
[the scoreboard shows 1-2]
Blaineley: Snag the cheese off a mousetrap! Eat worms!
[scene shows Snooper completing his challenge, but Diaspro refusing her's]
[the scoreboard shows 2-1]
[the scoreboard shows 4-4]
Blaineley: Alright, it's down to the girls in green! Peridot, if you get the final dare and don't complete it, your team gets sent back to the elimination center! Vendetta, if you complete the final dare, Team Ammo's going to the elimination center!
Vendetta: [chuckles] You're looking a little square today, prepared to lose to me?
Peridot: As if! I can take anything this challenge throws at me!
[the music starts up and the two begin to walk around the chair]
[the music stops and Peridot is the first one to sit on the chair]
Blaineley: Vendetta, your challenge is...[pulls a strip of paper from the hat]...to sit in a pen of cute, fluffy kittens for two minutes.
Vendetta: [gasps] C-Cute f-fluffy...kittens? [stares at the pen of kittens and her vision begins to blur as Charlotte's face appears on the kittens] AAAAHHH! NO! Get it away from me! I cannot stand being next to something so...horrifying!
Blaineley: Ooooh, and that brings down another point from Team Ammo!
[the scoreboard shows 4-3]
Blaineley: Which means...Team Bombshell wins the challenge!
[the members of Team Bombshell cheer]
Amy: YES! Suck it, Samey! Enjoy being voted off! [laughs as she walks away]
Sammy: [looks guiltily down at the ground]
[scene cuts to black, at the Campfire Ceremony]
Blaineley: Talk about an embarrassing way to go, eh? Some of you look particularly on edge tonight, as you probably should be. Because someone of your team is getting the boot tonight.
[static buzzing]
Vendetta: Well, at least my team will make the right choice by getting rid of the weakling.
[static buzzing]
Sammy: That was awful. I can't believe I just froze up like that…[sighs sadly]
[static buzzing]
Icy: Sammy's a weakling, but Vendetta's an annoying weakling. I think I know who I'd keep.
Blaineley: Alright, the following members of Team Ammo are safe: Bagheera [catches the marshmallow], Shere Khan [catches the marshmallow], Icy [catches the marshmallow], Diaspro [catches the marshmallow], and Stella [catches the marshmallow]. Samey, Vendetta. One of you is going home tonight. The member of Team Ammo safe iiiiisssss…
…
..
.
[scene cuts to Vendetta looking confident, then cuts to Sammy looking worried, then cuts to Blaineley]
...Samey!
Sammy: [breathes a sigh of relief and catches the marshmallow]
Vendetta: WHAT?! You kept the weakling over me?! This is unacceptable! [gets carried away by Chef Hatchet still rambling] This is a conspiracy! I was bamboozled! Cheated! Tricked! You'll be sorry you ever-[gets thrown onto the Boat of Losers]-I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
[the Boat of Losers departs]
Blaineley: Wow, talk about another sore loser. Who else is destined to meet their demise? Find out right here on Total...Drama...Blaineley!
[scene cuts to black as the episode ends]