Lunacy's Dissonance is going under a completely different rewrite in place of Fantasmic. This has been a story that I've been trying to do for a long while in regards of multiversal crossovers, excluding Disney in place of many different cartoons, while the main focused crossover is with Warner Brothers; Something similar to my long-dead ideas, Wonders of Creation. I own no character except Golly, in this story. This story tells of a mad toon with a weapon that could harm of help all of the Multiverse. Enjoy this story.
"Heheheheheheheheh~"
Toons. Ecstatic, 2-dimensional cartoon characters with appearance and personalities greatly exaggerated. Born from inkwell or drawing board, a toon's sole reason for existence is to bring laughter to humans, monsters, and creatures alike. They have their ways of inflicting laughter; be it snappy quips…or the insanity of chaos…..MOSTLY chaos.
Toons scale from mildly calm and collective to…extremely insane, or chaotic. Unless the circumstances are dire, toons are never serious. Though they have scale, the fact of the matter is…toons are still loony and zany at best. They take their chaos out, not on humans, but on other toons.
Through television.
Static.
We soon cut to a bedroom in the dark…where the only light in sight is the moon's glittering radiance. A bedroom filled with all different assortments of televisions. Mostly one of those old-fashion static televisions. On just about each and every one of them…is a cartoon.
Ranging from old-timey black & white cartoons to those comical cartoons of adversaries, be it cats vs dogs, or…strange coyotes and birds with long-legs that run at the speed of light.
"Golly~ Golly~ Dinner's ready~ A voice sings as the door creaks open, bringing light into this darken room. A blonde-haired woman wearing an apron around her plaid dress. And if you eat your veggies this time, you'll get an apple pie as your treat~"
No response. The caretaker looks around the room for Golly. She isn't in the room. Instead, the woman pouts in annoyance at the alarming number of tvs around the room.
"Honestly, Golly, you and your episodes. Have you forgotten that I have to pay the electric bill?" She sighs.
"You do? Shocking!"
"GAH!" The caretaker jumped in surprise as a black and white fox with a red nose, dotted eyes, and a top hat appeared behind her, eating bits of a pie with a fork.
"G-Golly! How many times do I have to tell you not to sneak up to me like that!" The caretaker says sternly.
"You mean like this?" Even while Golly was standing in front of her…
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Another Golly appeared behind her again. Almost comically, the caretaker jumped so high that she was clenched onto the ceiling fan.
Soon the two Gollys ran up to each other and became one. The toon only gave a sharp-toothy grin, as she only giggles and takes a bite of her pie.
"What's up, Doc?" She says casually.
Golly, the ambiguous fox is a laid-back cartoon character, or…toon, with a few…if not MANY screws loose in this one.
And this is her caretaker, Miss. Susanna, The village baker. Someone brave enough to take care of this zany and chaotic handful of a toon, given that Golly came to this island without a home…or a family.
"Honestly, Golly, one day you'll put me in a heart attack. PLEASE don't do those…weird things you always do. Just this once?" Miss. Susanna sighs as she gently landed back on the ground. Soon, she realized what she was eating.
"A-ARE YOU EATING THE PIE?!"
"You did offer~" The toon says sweetly. The baker sighs.
"Golly, c'mon, I've been trying so hard to convince you not to spoil your appetite. Especially, tonight. After all, tomorrow's an important day for the island." Miss. Susanna explains.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, tomorrow's festival, right? Last day of summer?" Golly says as she puts on some summer shades, for the joke.
"That's right. The Festival of the Sun is a time for everyone. It's a day of feasts, games, and especially the chance to make some friends." Susanna explains, Golly rolls her eyes as she dismissed her shades.
"Don't I already have friends?"
"W-well…yes, but it's an opportunity to make NEW friends. But to do that, I need you to go to sleep, turn off the tellie, and be on your best behavior." Susanna instructed.
"BLAAAAAAGH BLUBBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBBBBB!" The toon suddenly and LITERALLY, took off her ears, and spun her head, all while making such silly and obnoxious faces.
"POP! Heheheehe~" She Golly as her head and ears were flung in the air…and lands gently back on the toon's shoulders. The baker sighs.
"….What was the point of that?" Miss. Susanna asks.
"It's my best behavior!" Golly quips. Soon, the toon hopped in Miss. Susanna's arms. "If ya want, I can show you my worst behavior," Golly says waving her eyebrows, seductively, making the baker widen her eyes.
"N-NO! That won't be necessary," The baker exclaims as she held the toon by the ears. "Just…act like everyone else."
"What, y'mean boring and tasteless?" Golly quips, earning a glare from Miss. Susanna.
"I mean NORMAL, Golly." She retorts sternly. "You have the tendency be the exact opposite of normal. I don't know why…but just…PROMISE me not to bring attention to yourself in the festivities."
"No promises," The toon huffs.
"YES PROMISES." The baker retorts, sternly. "Or else you're NOT going to the festival at all." Golly could only sigh.
"Hmph, kids these days and their doggone 'normality,' w-why back in MAH day, we'd be jumpin' on the walls while listeninin' to that good ol' Cab Calloway." Golly rants while impersonating an old lady.
Susanna only taps her black heels, unamused.
"FINE, I PROMISE to be normal, your highness." Golly sighs.
"Just this once, Golly, just this one night. After that, you're free to be…as goofy and zany and looney as you want." Susanna assures as she began to take her leave.
"I'LL HOLD YA TO THAT, MISSY! I'LL HOLD YA HIGH!" Golly yells out as she places her pie in her top hat. The baker spoke not a word and exits the room.
Soon enough, the toon hops to the bed…given that all the tvs are unplugged. The toon has nothing better to do than go to sleep for tomorrow's festivities.
Little does the baker know…Tomorrow night is the celebration of Golly and her friends. A tropical island Luau…before the adventure of their lifetime.
You see, despite their…differences, they all share the same dream: to seek out the outside world. Only Riku was born here, in the Destiny Village.
Kairi and Golly are the only oddballs of the group. Both of them having a clue as to where they came from. Golly could only assume she was drawn from somewhere, like all toons are. Kairi, however…has no leads on where she comes from. Especially, to this day.
This is why they must embark tomorrow night. To find the outside world…and escape this, as Riku would put it, prison…surrounded by water.
"I just can't want," Golly could still here Kairi's voice ringing in her ears. "Once we set sail, it'll be great," The toon could only smile.
"Neither can I…provided there's hopefully some pie left in the festival." Golly simply says.
"This world has been connected,"
Another voiced ringed in the toon's head. A figure who approached her today…bearing a strange prophecy…or omen.
"Frankly, I think he's just plain crazy. And I should know, heheeheheheheh" Golly says giddily as she slammed her head repeatedly, with a mallet while blowing a raspberry.
Clearly proving how zany she is.
"Tied to the darkness. Soon to be completely eclipsed." The toon only growled at the man's words.
"There is so very much to learn. You understand…so little. Some goes for your kin,"
"A meaningless effort…one who knows nothing…can understand nothing…" The toon growls and growls in agitation, until she gave up and turned to the window-side.
"Ehhh, what does THAT shmuck know?" Golly mumbles in agitation.
BOOM!
"Thank you, plot. I needed a distraction," Golly sighs in relief as she soon pokes from her bed to see what's going on out the window.
"On today's weather forecast, we have a high chance of unexpected showers on this, cloudy night. More at 8," The toon quips, comically making a meteorologist interpretation. The toon's eyes widened as she noticed someone outside.
She peered closer to the window to find a figure strolling around the village. It was a familiar…robed man. Enough to make the fox growl
"Why that SON OF A-" She curses, but soon regained composure. She took a deep breath…and grins maliciously.
Another thing about Golly, whenever you see her grinning at you like a bobcat, whenever you see her as giddy as a kid on a Christmas day…run. Her sharp-toothed grin could only mean danger.
"Hope this story's rated a K+, Narrator, cause I think this calls for a bit of…'mild' violence~ hehehehehe" She SAYS mild violence, but let's be real…Golly shtick is anything BUT mild.
The toon leaped out of bed and darted out the door. Or at least, not before grabbing her tool of her 'mildly violent' campaign: her leather bag of tricks, her gag bag if you may, and a big ol' mallet. Her mallet is…USUALLY her answer to everything.
And if thing's get rough, an anvil and a stick of dynamite or two. At the end of the day, it's her mallet that's her trusted companion.
The moment the toon scurried out of the window; was the moment Miss. Susanna entered the room.
"Listen, Golly, maybe I've been a little harsh on you, and I apologize. I just care for you…" Miss. Susanna says apologetically. Unfortunately, the toon was long gone out the window.
"Golly? Oh dear…not again..."
Destiny Village
Ahhhh~ We soon cut out of the house and to the tranquil Destiny Village. As the cloudy night presents itself, we see all the street lights glow alit, shining throughout the village. House lights, however start to dim…as everyone begins to enjoy a nice and peaceful relaxation in the comfort of their own home. Hear the crickets sing their chirpy cacophony, hear the owl hoots echo throughout this quiet vil-
"HEY, FRODO!" Hear the angry sounds of a toon with a temper just as short as she is…well, the temper's shorter.
"COME ON OUT, WILL YA?! I'M NOT ASKIN' MUCH! JUST NEED YA TO SIGN MY HAMMER…WITH YOUR FACE! AND MAYBE YOUR HEAD FOR GOOD MEASURES!" The enraged toon roared out through the village as she strolled on all fours.
Though she's nowhere near an animal, the toon finds that using her gloved hands as forelegs serves as a pretty useful method of speed and agility, given that she is a fox. Needless to say, it's a useful crutch.
Unfortunately, it didn't seem fast enough. Given that the hooded man the toon tried to pursue was gone. The toon rose back up on twos, and kicked the ground in annoyance.
"Damn, gone. Was SO looking forward to open up that hood of his, too." The toon mumbles as she walked back home…until the wind suddenly began to pick up, immediately blowing the toon to the ground.
"Can't Harvey just wait until I get inside?!" The toon sneers in annoyance as she clutched onto her top hat. With her fox-like agility, the toon scaled the house to reach the window to her room.
She would've entered…had she not see something afar, out in the ocean.
"What-ho?" Golly asks as she took from her bag binoculars. From a distance she sees…Kairi, rowing to the island.
"The heck is she doing? Can't she see there's a big ol-STORM?!" The toon looked up and was shocked to the point where her eyes bulged out, THROUGH the binoculars.
Something out of the ordinary began to peer out from behind the clouds. A blood-red sphere of destruction. Lightning and debris swirling around it.
A literal eye of the storm.
"Houston, we have a problem." The toon says meekly.
Destiny Islands
Frantically, Golly rowed with all her might through the seas as she sailed to her destination, Destiny Islands. The wind howls and the ball of death feels as if it's ever drawing nearer. The short-fused toon could only growl.
"What the HECK does she think she's doing, going out in a storm like this? It's dangerous! AND I'M THE LOONEY ONE!" Golly cursed to herself as she finally made port to the docks.
The toon scurried out of the boat…and immediately took notice of Kairi's boat docked…not only her's but,
"Riku's boat, too? WHAT'S WITH THE SUDDEN ROLE REVERSAL?!" The toon exclaims. The toon sighs realizing what COULD be happening.
So much to do…so little time…
Her thoughts were interrupted when a voice suddenly rings in the toon's ears. Golly looked around, frantically…but there doesn't seem to be anyone around. And yet…there's something familiar about those words.
Take your time…don't be afraid…Don't stop walking.
"Uhhh…I dunno what you're saying, voice, but you don't have to tell me twice!" Golly says as the toon got on all 4s and scurried to Riku's Golly. However, her ears picked up familiar bug-like sounds.
Her eyes widened but thought nothing of it. She simply kept running.
The door is still shut. Now…step forward. Can you do it?
"ACK!" She cries out. Just as she was about to climb on top of the shack, something grabbed her leg. She looked down, as her eyes widened once more. Her old adversaries are clinging to her legs.
The shadows…from her dreams.
"Y'know, there's a time to go mad. THIS ISN'T ONE OF THOSE TIMES!" The toon yells out kicking the shadows off of her leg.
There are times that you will have to fight. Show the darkness no mercy. Unleash that primal darkness within you.
"HAVE YA CONSIDERED SHUTTING UP…!" Golly growls as she tried to hoist herself up, only for the shadows to try to pull her down by the legs.
Soon, her body stretched like rubber as this game of Tug-o-War ensued. Finally, for a last-minute result, the toon…
THUD!
Suddenly drops an anvil onto the shadow, sending it flying down, making the toon catapult into the air, free as a bird. With a THUD, the anvil fell slammed into the sand, destroying the shadows above.
"GAH!" And then slammed to the ground with a THUD. The toon soon comically hoisted herself up, and shook off all the sand in her fur. And there she stood. In front of Riku.
"Golly." Riku simply says, without even facing her.
"Uhhh, hiya, how ya doin' I uhh…just stopped by, y'know, walkin' by the ol' water cooler and uhh…just wanted to ASK WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" Golly says casually…before losing it.
"Golly, the door…it's opening." Riku says bluntly. The toon blinked.
"Door? What door? What, ya got a job as a doorman? Gee, congrats on the job, Tom Sweeney, BUT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WITH THAT BIG OL' BALL OF DOOM UP THERE!" Golly yells out pointing to the crimson eye in the sky.
"THE door, Golly. The heart of this world! Now, we can go to the outside world!" Riku explains.
"Geez, IS EVERYONE BECOMING LOONIER THAN ME?! C'MON THAT MAKES NO SENSE! I LOST KAIRI ON MY WAY HERE! LET'S JUST FIND HER AND GET THE HELL OUT-"
"KAIRI'S COMING WITH US!" That alone was enough to make the toon go silent. Riku, finally turned to his friend.
"Don't you see, Golly? For the longest time we've been wondering where you came from, where Kairi came from. Now…now's that time to make destiny. Once we go through…we can't go back. Say goodbye to this home, because you'll soon find your own." Riku explains.
"I mean…I kinda like it here tho…" Golly replies meekly. Riku gave a soft chuckle at that response.
"Hmph. A clown showing fear? That's new." Riku challenged, making the toon growl at the remark.
"PISS OFF! I'M NOT SCARED! I'M…I'm just…" She retorts.
"We can't let fear stop us! I'M NOT AFRAID OF THE DARKNESS!" Riku pledged as he soon raised his hand. Expected Golly to grab it.
"WE'LL be the darkness." He simply says.
"You're off your rocker…" Golly muses. The wind blew harder…as a puddle of darkness formed between the two's feet. Golly looked around frantically for her remote…but it soon fell into the puddle…sinking.
"Eep!" The toon squealed as she frantically squirmed and spazzed out, for ANY attempt of escaping this dark puddle. Unfortunately, no luck; And due to her short stature, she has a great disadvantage.
Riku, however, smiles…with a calm and confident look on his face.
"Golly, don't struggle. It's okay. Let it consume you…and embrace the darkness." Riku says calmly.
"PALLY, THIS AIN'T NO TIME FOR YOUR GIBBERISH!" The toon screams out flailing with all her might.
"No. It isn't. That's why you have to trust me. We're friends…after all." Riku says in a comforting voice. The toon looks up to see the human boy's hand extended out for her. "Take my hand. We'll conquer the darkness together."
"Grr…" The toon only growls. She soon gave in, with a heavy sigh. "I dunno what you're planning…but if it means GETTING…OUTTA…HERE!" The toon yells out as she tries to reach out to the boy's hand.
The toon reached and reached for the boy's hand, but before she could…her vision began to blacken…as the darkness began to consume the both of them.
And the last vision she met with…was Riku's comforting smile…before everything went black.
You're afraid of yourself, little toon.
We soon cut to the abyss. In the middle of this pitch-black darkness…is the little toon. Groggily, the black and white toon opens her eyes, seeing the skies and everything around her black.
"W-wha?" The toon asks groggily as she began to regain consciousness.
You are afraid of the chaotic psyche that you bear. You know nothing but madness, you see everything as a joke, and when things don't go your way, you cause chaos. Such is the nature of your kin.
"Why does it feel like I've heard this stupid rant before?" She asks in her thoughts, drearily. She suddenly felt something swarming around her. The hissing and fluttering of bat wings begin to swirl around her.
You are much more deranged than you let on. But perhaps…we can touch upon your madness a bit further.
"My…madness?"
Everyone has madness within them, everyone is mad. No matter how little it may be. Left unchecked will have such…beautiful results. Allow it to consume you…and every shred of sanity and morality shall leave your body. Such is the way of the famous Dr. Jekyll…or Jack the Ripper.
Your Madness can be controlled…and unleashed, if you allow it.
"Truth be told…I kinda like the sound of that~"
I'm glad you do. You've power left untapped, make NO mistake of that…Reaper.
Before the toon could react, the bats swarming around her ALL began to glow…in a piercing and bright light.
BOOOOOOM!
The toon's eyes opened up…from the brightest of life, she looks around to see that she is back within the chaos of the stormy Destiny Islands. Not only is Riku gone, but immediately, she felt something gripped to her gloved hand.
"Hmm? What is…this? What the-" Golly asks as she looks and found that she's gripping on a long glistening scythe. A handle pitch black, and the blade glistening in silver.
"A…scythe?" The toon says examining in confusion. The toon rubbed her head in confusion, but suddenly felt something resting on her head as well.
She took it off, finding a mahogany green mask…glowing with shimmering green energy.
"What the heck…?" Golly muses.
Her thoughts were soon interrupted when the shadows soon rose up in front of her. Golly suddenly felt the scythe move on its own…and it soon pointed to the shadows. The creatures did nothing but stand idly by. She could've even sworn they saw one back up.
"Are…are they afraid of this thing?" Golly asks.
Her answer…she'll have to see, because immediately one of the shadows took the courage to leap up to her.
"ACK!"
SLICE!
The toon was able to make a clean slice through the shadow, reducing it into smoke. The toon looked at the Scythe in awe…before giving her signature and…maddening sharp-toothed grin.
Immediately the idling shadows were pulled forward in by the toon's scythe.
"Oh my~ how daunting! The Shadows have arrived on my island, and they are coming to get me~ Oh noooooo~ whatever shall I do?" The clown dramatically wails in an elegant accent. Soon, she takes out a bundle of dynamite from her gag bag. The shadow's eyes widened.
"Ooooooh, perhaps," Golly starts as she spun around, suddenly donning a cowgirl dress, boots, and hat. "WE CAN TIE THESE LIL' DOGGIES! WHOOO-WE!" Golly yells out as she ties the shadows up with a lasso.
She then lit the fuse, and tied the TNT to one of the shadows, forming their antennas into a bow.
"Ya'll have fun now~" Golly waves goodbye as she zoomed behind and…
BOOOOOOOM!
An explosion was heard from behind. The shadows were gone, and all that's left were smoke marks.
The toon leaps to the sand, but was soon greeted by AN ENTIRE army of shadows. The toon then looked to her scythe. She grins as she placed her mask in her bag and pointed the scythe at the army.
"Guess you guys didn't like explosions were funny. How about a lil'…CUT!" She shouts out slicing down a Shadow with her newfound weapon. "Or maybe I can try a little…BAM!" She shouts out as she smashes a Shadow's head in with her mallet.
"Or perhaps…CUT! BAM! CUT! BAM! CUTBAMCUTBAMCUTBAMCUTBAM! HEHEHEHEHEH!" The toon yells out maddingly as she charged at the Shadows and sliced them down on one hand, and hammered them down on the other.
Soon enough, the feral toon was able to cleave a path through the shadows, while a few others remained. She scanned the area to see something in the distance: a door taking place in the secret hideout.
"Huh, I don't remember contractors coming here…" Golly quips. Before the toon could make a break for it, she skimmed behind and immediately…
CLANG!
Shadowy claws met with her blade as the remaining few she didn't kill began to rush up to her. It was a tug-o-war as the toon tried to push the shadow b-
"Y'know this hand's free, right?" Golly says smugly raising her free hand up…which of course has the mallet.
BAM!
"Gotta go! Here's another present!" Golly says quickly as she scampered to the door, on all fours. But not before chucking a stick of dynamite at one of the shadows.
ALL of them went wide-eyed, their glowing eyes comically bulging out, before the one with the dynamite frantically jumped around in fear. It was a game of Hot Potato, right then and there, until one of the Shadows got it, and attempted to hurl it back to the toon. Only…
BOOM!
It exploded on all of them, reducing them into dark ash and bulging gold eyes. It's not a toon story without some mild cartoon violence.
Meanwhile with Golly, upon approaching it, she pushed the tall heavy door with all her might…but to no avail, it isn't opening.
The short-tempered toon pouts.
"Really? DON'T CALL ME AND JUST LET ME OU-WHOA-WHOA!" Golly exclaims, before the scythe immediately moved on its own, once again. Now, the blade points to the shining door.
"Wha? Ohhhhhh…I think I get it~" The toon says mischievously.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-YIAH!
SLICE!
With all her might, the toon LITERALLY sliced down the door. The toon gripped her blade at hand, and entered the cave.
Deep, deep into the darkness, the toon scampers into the cave until she soon finds Kairi standing in front of the door with no keyhole. The very place that the toon was found
"KAIRI!" Golly cried out. The red-haired girl turned around.
"Golly…" She drones in an almost robotic tone. Something was wrong. The human girl turned around to the toon, presenting in her hands…
A heart.
A literal beating heart. And yet, a dark aura coursed through it. Silence emanates the cave…as the wind echoed.
"So, uh…who'd ya kill?"
BOOM!
The door behind her immediately bursts open and a gust of wind follows. The gust powerful enough to send Kairi hurtling straight for the toon. Golly tried to reach out for her friend, but almost as if she was a ghost…Kairi phased right through her…and just…disappeared.
The aura-covered heart plopped to the ground…disappearing into the sand.
"Can't take a break-HEEEEEEERE?!" As the gust grew stronger, the toon soon tumbled down, and the gust of wind sent her flying out of the cave as well.
With a THUD, Golly came rolling out of the island and met with the sandy-covered ground. After comically shaking the sand off her face, her eyes widened, and her jaw, LITERALLY dropped to the sand.
What she sees is quite the horrifying sight.
Destiny Island…a place she would call home…reduced to nothing more than a sandy piece of land, as a tornado roared around her. Golly looked to see…truly the eye of the storm.
"I've heard of a category 5 hurricane, BUT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!" The toon screamed out in horror.
But…it wasn't over.
The light will always covet you, and blanket you, Golly. No matter what shadows cloak your pelt.
"Now? NOW, VOICE?!" Golly screams out in agitation.
However,
The toon blinked. Those words…they felt so eerily familiar.
E ancora una volta
Apriranno le porte
"Oh…crap…" She says meekly, DEFINITELY picking up on what comes next.
The closer you are to the light…the greater your shadow becomes.
Rising in front of her was a familiar figure. A familiar dreadlock-sporting behemoth with a heart-shaped crevasse on its chest. The toon rose up from the ground in horror…
"Y'know, I'm sensing that I've been in this situation before." Giggle says casually as she readied herself for battle. "Goodness, mousier, those dreadlocks are so DASTARDLY. Perhaps I can make a little CLEAN sha-"
THUD!
"…Heheh…So, you prefer to grow your hair out, hehe. We ALL make mistakes, I understand." Golly quips meekly as the monster hurled a fist, inches away from her.
Suddenly, the toon's ears picked up sounds forming from the puddle left by the shadow. Shadows began to rise from the dark-
SLICE!
"AP, NOPE, NOPE! I think ONE shadow is all we need, thank you~" Golly says slicing down the shadows from where she stood. With them gone, she can finally focus on the shadow behemoth.
Immediately, she noticed the behemoth crouching down. It seems to be gathering energy from the darkness that surrounds…what's left of this island.
An energy ball is forming…and that, my friends, gives Golly an idea.
"Hehehe, looks like I'm up to bat. Maybe I'll get to third base~" The toon says maliciously. She soon placed on a baseball cap, and positioned to the blunt side of the scythe.
"And comin' up on center bat is the Golly! THE WORLD RECORD BREAKER BATS AGAIN!" Golly boasts. This time…no cheers were heard, this time.
"Ehhh okay, let's play ball!" She cries out as she got into position.
"There score is 0-4. It's the last outing of the game, folks, who'll take home the cup, and who'll go home? Here's the windup…!" Golly announces as the behemoth projected a grimacing ball of energy at the toon.
"There's the pitch! Here it comes, here it comes, ayyyy battah, battah, battah, battah, SWING!" Golly screams out as the energy ball was now traveling towards the behemoth. It's a hit!
"It's going, it's going, it's going" Oh, it's indeed going…straight towards the behemoth's face.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"AND IT'S GONE AGAIN!" Golly cheered as the shadowy behemoth jerked backward on contact with the ball of dark energy. The toon dismissed her baseball hat as an opportunity presents itself.
"NOW FOR THE GUILLOTINE!" The toon says sadistically as she scurried on all fours across the behemoth's arm, making it squirm. Back on two, Golly took the leap and perched herself on the behemoth's head.
Once the behemoth regained its composure, it looked around for the toon, only to see the kicking of yellow shoes blinding its eyesight. They soon rose up, and peering out in its replacement is the toon, facing the creature upside down.
"We are not amused," She simply says with in a regal tone. Soon, before the Behemoth could react, the toon leaps off from his head. "And to that I say…" She begins to point her blade at the creature. She took a mighty swing with one hand gripped to the staff and…
"OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"
SLICE!
The chopped off the creature's head, as a pitch-black substance blast out from the head as if it was blood. The toon only looks down, with such a sharp-toothed grin, as she landed on the ground.
She simply smeared the….'blood' off her face and smirks.
"Homewreckers. Sometimes, they never learn. H-HU!?" Golly quips before beginning to lose my balance as the shadow jerked around and around.
Don't be afraid…
The toon soon noticed the wind taking the headless behemoth into the eye of the storm, while the shadow's head falls into the abyss, where the sea once stood.
You hold the mightiest weapon of all
"Oh… crapcrapcrapcrapcrap!" The toon yells out as she tried to grab onto to ANYTHING, with both her ears and her hands. Both black goo AND debris flew around the ruined island, as the toon simply tried to keep her ground.
So, don't forget…
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I GET THE POINT! CLEARLY I HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS-" It was far too late for the toon. The wind gust was powerful enough to swift her off her feet.
Her, her mallet, and her scythe swirled through the storm and blown away…from what's left of the place she would call home, Destiny Islands.
"THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!"
You are the one who will open the door…