Chapter 2

A/N The troll said I copied the idea of Phoenix getting kidnapped from him. NO. I came up with the idea independently. That means I am original. Furthermore, I have never even read any of the troll's stories except for the one he wrote about me. So the charge is completely ludicrous.👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺

A/N Another troll insinuated that I'm Camperor. No. He wrote a SMUT story. I would never write a SMUT story. Therefore, using logic (as Edgeworth might), it would be impossible for me to be Camperor.

Meanwhile in the secret hideout (a recreation of the hideout from The Adventures of John Phoenix), barrylawn and r/AceAttorney were torturing Phoenix Wright who was tied up with ropes tied to him.

"Why," asked Phoenix. "Why are you doing this."

"Shut up!" said barrylawn and he whipped Phoenix's lips and made them bleed. "Because I hate you and I hate Ace Attorney! Why else would I right all these ridiculous troll stories where everyone acts OOC? Easy, because I hate Ace Attorney and want to troll people." He was a troll.

r/AceAttorney stomped on Phoenix's toes. "And *I* hate you, you blasted attorney, because you had me executed just because I ship you with Edgeworth, it's just an opinion, I shouldn't have been killed for it."

"Okay" said Phoenix, "first off yes you should, and second, you were also executed because you thought that Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice were good games. We knew that it would be impossible for someone like you to be rehabilitated into society."

r/AceAttorney got really angery at Phoenix's words. "I'm mad," said r/AceAttorney. "Why am I mad? Because Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice ARE good games."

"Nope," said Phoenix Wright, smirking from behind his bloody facial wounds. "They're not even canon."

"WHAT" screamed r/barrylawn and r/AceAttorney in manchild reddit rage. They started torturing Phoenix even harder.

"Ow," said Phoenix, being tortured. "Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice are bad. They aren't even well-written. Also they're not canon."

r/AceAttorney whipped Phoenix in angry. "SHUT UP! Just because you don't like DD and SOJ doesn't mean they're not canon!" he said through gritted teeth.

"Only the Shu Takumi-directed games are canon," said Phoenix correctly. "The Yamazaki-directed games aren't canon. They aren't even sequels to Apollo Justice. Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice are nothing more than Ace Attorney fan fiction made by a simple-minded fool who can't write me in character or come up with good cases to save his life. They are bad games."

"That's it, you die now," said r/AceAttorney. He and barrylawn put Phoenix in a barrel of acid and burned all his clothes and skin off. This killed him. Then they took all his bones and handed them out to all the evil people. Everybody got at least one bone.

Manfred von Karma was feeding his Phoenix bone to his dog. His dog seemed to like eating Phoenix Wright's remains. Meanwhile, Matt Engarde had two bones and he was juggling the bones. Acro AKA Ken Dingling had Phoenix's skull and he was going to send it to Maya and Pearl so they would be traumatized. But first he put a spiky wig on it so they would know whose skull it was.

You see what the trolls do? This entire chapter is a metaphor for what the trolls do. They torture Phoenix Wright (which is what the evil people in the series would like to do) and they also do bad things to Phoenix like make him act OOC or imply that he would think that Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice are canon if he were real. If Phoenix were real he would hate Takeshi Yamazaki for what he has done to the series. Also, if Phoenix Wright was real, he would probably sue the troll authors on here for defamation of character.

Phoenix is dead now. Happy, trolls? YOU did this. This is obviously what you wanted. Otherwise, why would you write troll stories? WHY? What compels you to act like this? Please, get therapy for whatever issues you have and LEAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY FAN FICTION COMMUNITY ALONE! We don't want to be bombarded by trolls stories!

Okay, rant over. Back to the story. Anyway suddenly barrylawn remembered that they were supposed to be holding Phoenix for ransom.

"Uh oh," barrylawn said. "Whoops. Now what are we going to do when Edgeworth and dakoolguy come to pay the ransom?"

"Don't worry," said r/AceAttorney. "I never ACTUALLY intended to return Phoenix to his friends. When dakoolguy and company show up with the precious, precious thing I so covet, I plan to have them all killed." And he laughed cruelly.

"Oh by the way, I posted another chapter of my story," mentioned barrylawn. "I stoll dakoolguy's original character and made him act completely OOC. I made him a PROSECUTOR! Even though his backstory is that he's a DEFENSE ATTORNEY because he touched his uncle's MAGIC BADGE!"

"Truly devious, m'boy," chuckled r/AceAttorney. And then they held hands. Suddenly the vile troll Ana-Rde entered the hideout.

"Huff, huff, Richard Wellington is dead!" Everyone was shocked. Richard Wellington was a good underrated character and he shouldn't be dead.

Meanwhile, dakoolguy, Edgeworth, Gumshoe, Larry Buttz, Godot, Winston Payne, Franziska, and the Judge were on there way to the secret hideout to pay the ransom. But little did they know that their good friend was already dead, and that they were walking (actually they were driving) right into the trolls' trap...

TO BE CONTINUED...