Find a new home

After three long months since Naruto banished him and Kurama were in a park trying to find somewhere to sleep for the night in the morning three people were coming to them.

"are they dead?" ed asks as he poked him with a stick.

"Ed stop that he is not dead, they look like he is sick." edd said as eddy had a new ideal for a new scam.

"Hey let's start a hospital for him for 0.25 cents…" eddy started to talk but edd cut him off.

"Eddy! they SICK, we need to get them some help, come on ed lets help him." edd said as ed pick naruto and kurama up and brought him to the rolf house and asked rolf he said yes as they put him on the couch.

the next 2 days edd and rolf took care of naruto and kurama it turns out they had a small fever and was also most starve to death from not having food, when he got better edd ask where are they parents, naruto just told him that been living by himself since he was three with his brother, he didn't tell him about where he was from or the kyuubi but he did told them that people blame and banished for things they did not do.

"Hey edd thank you for helping me but i should get going." Naruto said as kurama helped him get off the couch.

"Naruto, kurama i dont think its a good idea for you." edd said and naruto looking at him said.

"I just don't want to be a bother." Naruto said as he went to the door to see Ed and eddy.

"Hey there were edd?" Eddy asked.

"Right here eddy." ed said.

"So who kids do we find at the park?" Eddy asked.

"Im naruto." Naruto said as he was going.

"and I'm kurama naruto older brother." kurama said.

"Hey were you both going?" Eddy asked.

"I don't know where yet." Naruto said.

"Ed and eddy," edd got them both close to him to their ears. "there homeless and has no family." edd said as ed feel sad and eddy had ideal.

"He can live in the old abandoned house over there only cents for a mouth." Eddy said and edd.

"Eddy stop it! You don't own that place and it's unsanitary to say the least.

"But it's the house of the haunted, I SAW GHOST IN THERE!" ed yelled holding hold them to keep them safe.

"g-g-GHOST!?" Naruto yelled frightened by ghose.

Kurama was whispering in Naruto's ear. "Naruto I'm a demon if there are ghosts in there i can just absorb their soul."

Naruto looked at the old abandoned house. "Well it does not look like a real home to live in but it's better than where we used to live."

"Yes naruto we have been wandering around long enough, we need somewhere to stay." kurama said with the eds coming with them to look at the place.

The inside of the place looks like junk it had webs, spiders, boxes full of stuff and broken stuff, but there were lots of rooms like 10 bedrooms, the basement like a maze with over 20 rooms with hallways to go in that was full of more junk, the attic was a library of books for all to see in the room with made edd in love with this room.

"Naruto, kurama are you sure you want to live here?" edd ask.

"This place can do." Naruto said.

"Ok i can help you get food and everything you need." edd said.

"Thank you so much." Naruto said to edd.

(later at night)

Kurama was going through a boxer to find something and started to smile when he found just what he wanted.

"Hey naruto, i found some new clothes for us to wear here put this on." Kurama said as Naruto got a chance in his new outfit.

Naruto now had a white t-shirt and under long sleeves an orange shirt, orange shorts, orange and white shoes.

Kurama had a black t-shirt, brown shorts, and black boots on.

"It's about time I'm out that ugly jumpsuit." kurama said.

"Same here i didn't like wearing that jumpsuit either.'' Naruto said.

As they find a room to sleep in for the night.

(One week later)

Naruto was in the bathroom trying to fix the broken toilet. "MEN WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE USE THIS ITS SEEM LIKE THIS TOILET IS 100 YEARS OLD!"

Kurama came in looking at him. "Um naruto does work you know?"

"No it doesn't work big bro! The Plumbing is all clogged up." Naruto said he was stressed out.

Kurama walked up to the toilet handle and pushed it down and out came a lot of water at the naruto face. "Whhhhhyyyyy!? Big bro for this!"

Kurama just laughed at him, he jumped and with joy seeing how pise naruto was he broke the floor and fell dawn leveling naruto to start to laugh now.

knock, knock, knock, knock!

Naruto went to the hole looking dawn to see kurama "hey kurama is that the door or is that you dawn you there."

"NARUTO WHAT MAKES YOU THINKS IT'S ME KNOCKING DOWN HERE!" kurama yelled.

"Aright find i get the." naruto said while dropping rope dawn for kurama to climb up.

Naruto went down the spiral staircase to the door where he saw a blond short heel girl she had wears a black T-shirt, white tank top, blue/purple jeans, and black shoes with white soles. She has teal eyes and a light blue tongue.

"Hi im nazz Van Bartonschmeer welcome to the cul-de-sac, rolf and edd told me about you and your brother i have a sprinkler party coming around in early afternoon if you want to come to make some friends." Nazz said, giving him a two invitation to the patty.

"Ok thank you." Naruto said.

Kurama came down the stairs overheating the whole thing, "so we are invited to a party.

"Yes but i don't know if we should go i mean the house does need a lot of fixing up to first and…" naruto was cut off by kurama.

"Look my little brother i get your making excuses and your nervous making friends because how things were back at konoha but you do need to realize things are going to be the same here plus it would be a good idea to get know where we are in this place peach creek so we're going naruto." Kurama expands.

"Alright then big bro." Naruto said.

"Good that you understand now let's take a brick and go to the park." Kurama said as there head out.

Naruto and Kurama were both on the truck tire swing in enjoying themselves until they saw the ed's in the sandbox.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-water?" eddy said.

"Grass grows to pleased." edd said.

"Gravy." ed said.

The ed's were overreacting in the sandbox thinking there were going to die from the heat until a new boy came to them on a black and silver bike he wears a long-sleeved lime green shirt, black shorts/shoes and a red baseball hat with a black peak backwards, light green eyes, and a red/orange tongue.

"What are guys doing." the boy asked, looking bored at them.

All the ed's jump and said. "Um nothing."

"Dorks." the boy said as he was riding away on his bike.

"Hey Kevin, were you going?" eddy ask.

"To nazz sprinkler party stubbed AND YOUR NOT INVITED!" Kevin yelled at them.

Naruto and Kurama were just watching them then Naruto looked at kurama.

"Dork that sounds similar to dope." Naruto said.

"Next think you know he that cool kid we hat who has all the fangirls." kurama said.

"One-day big brother i will have all the FANGIRLS IN THE WORLD!" Naruto yelled.

"Well see." Kurama said as they went back getting ready for the sprinkler party.

(Later at the sprinkler party)

Kurama was in orange and black Swim Trunks shorts and Naruto was in orange Swim Trunks shorts there hanging with rolf since the ed's was not there yet and rolf was another kid there got to know other there week of living in the cul-de-sac.

"So tell me naruto boy how do you adjust to this new side of the world?" rolf ask.

"Well it's better than where me and my brother used to live, by the way do you know of any jobs i can find?" Naruto asks, hoping to find somewhere he can make some money.

"Um well let me look at you." rolf said.

"Heeeeey what are you doing!? Naruto said as rolf flipped him over onto his hands, rolf put two tomatoes on his feet then got him back on his feet putting naruto arm in his mouth.

"I see you can do a job very well then naruto boy you got a job working with me on my farm tomorrow." rolf said.

"Ok can't wait.'' Naruto said in a creep out voice.

Kurama went to talk to nazz about wanting some area in peach creek until the ed's ran into nazz backyard like crazy people.

"What the heck?" Naruto asked himself.

"Naruto i can see you doing that as well." kurama said.

"What I would never do that!?" Naruto said.

"But you used to run away with pant buckets remember how you used to act." kurama said.

"S-SHOUT UP!" Naruto yelled at him.

Naruto and Kurama went to the eating table.

'What is that on that boy's face?' kurama and naruto thought when they saw a young boy with a brace ring on his face.

"that looks delicious." kurama said to himself when he saw rolf bring a stuffed pig head kurama have the craving for it.

Naruto went over to rolf seeing if he could get a piece but out of know were rolf run away and yelling "THE PATTY IS CURSED!" Naruto noticed the boy that had a brace ring on was crying as well the smell of quiche.

"Hey excuse me did you make this?" Naruto asked.

The boy with a brace ring looked up. "Yes i did you to have some of it?" before naruto could say an orange hair girl talk first. "Who are you supposed to be?"

"Its naruto and you two must be?" Naruto asked wanted to know their names.

"I'm Sarah this is jimmy and over here's johnny and plank but plank is just a piece of wood." Sarah said.

"Hey wood have feelings to you know." Johnny said.

"And they can be used to turn to." Sarah said and got Johnny to run away from her.

"Don't worry buddy, I'll keep to myself." Johnny said.

"But it is just a piece of wood." Naruto said, getting Sarah to laugh.

"So are you doll face or her real name nazz new boyfriend?" Sarah asked.

"No me and my brother have just moved into that old house here." Naruto said, surprising her.

"So your that kid my Idiot Brother ed told me about, he told me that he believes your brother is a Kyuubi no kitsune in a human body." Sarah said surprising him now.

'How good is ed finding out their things, well i'm not going to tell them it's true.' Naruto thought it best to not let people know about who he and his brother really are.

"Hey naruto look what the ed's are doing." kurama said as he was pointing at them.

Ed and edd were thawing hamburger at eddy mouth until ed throws a stuff pig head at eddy and ed quickly grab edd and throw to eddy gut which causing eddy to spit out the stuff pig head back at the eating table make me into a mess as the stuff pig head leaned on jimmy homemade quiche.

"And suddenly I lost my appetite." Naruto said as he went to sit down on the lawn chair as kurama got some hot dogs to with him.

Kurama looked up to Eddy as the fence yelling out to everyone but except for naruto and kurama were ignoring them.

"LADIES AND NON-LADIES! WE, THE EDS, ARE ABOUT TO ATTEMPT THE MOST DARING FEAT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! THE DOUBLE-GANGLE, HALF-TWIST, HOLD THE ONION, CHANGE FOR A BUCK SPRINKLER LEAP!"

Kurama and Naruto watch as Eddy prepares to dive. He leaps into the air and does a series of tricks before he hits the ground. He then leaps up and starts running at his friends. He runs steadily until, just before he hits the sprinkler, he leaps high into the air. Ed and Edd scramble madly, trying to figure out where he'll come down. They catch Eddy in their arms, slightly unsteady. The trio manages to steady themselves; however, at this exact moment, their swimsuits refuse to hold them anymore and burst. One flies onto Plank's head, one flies into Kevin's hot dog bun (replacing his hot dog), and one lands in the punch bowl. Jimmy grabs it in the ladle and drinks it down with the rest of the punch. The music then starts again. The Eds just stand there shocked, hands over their privates. Nobody notices except naruto and kurama, naruto was about to yell at them but kurama covering his mouth.

"Naruto i don't want to embarrass them so easily like that." Kurama said as there ed's didn't notice Naruto and Kurama already knew as they jumped into the pool.

"Quit hogging the pool. It's our turn.`` Sarah said.

"No, it isn't." eddy said.

"Yes, it is!" Sarah yelled.

"We are not moving." ed said.

"ED! GET OUT!`` Sarah yelled.

"Hit the road." eddy splashes water on Jimmy and Sarah. "Put an egg in your shoe and beat it." eddy said.

"C'mon, Sarah, let's leave these guys alone." Jimmy said and went away from them, kurama came to them and Kevin and whispered to them about the ed's being nude.

Both Kevin and Sarah already had to deal with how to embarrass them in front of everyone but Kurama said that's too easy, kurama told them we should keep them in there for as long there can but keep teaching them with things like getting a big cake for all eat and since its should be getting cold soon later there be agreed, there all agreed with kurama so there do it.

Later on at almost night everyone was back in their clothes sitting around the campfire.

"F-f-f-fire g-g-g-good–w-w-w-warm..." ed said.

"Sh-sh-sh-shut up." eddy said.

Later on the kids all went to have a sleepover at nazz, kurama and naruto were still outside but were on the sidewalk talking.

"I still can't believe you did that to ed's.'' Naruto said.

"Well little brother of mine that's how I do parks." kurama said as he pulled out a bee spray killer.

"Why do you have that?" Naruto asked.

"Naruto looks over there." kurama said after a few moments naruto the ed's running away from bees and kurama ran up to them and the cat started spraying at them.

"Thank you kurama." edd said.

Naruto had no idea what to say about this he was in his mind. 'Mine life has gone from being hated by everyone now my life is just weird.'

"I see you guys later." Naruto said as he just wanted to go to sleep for the night.

To be continued.

Naruto well gets more involved with ed's as the story goes by.

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